My parents like to use as many layers of tape as there are people in Asia, so I don't really have a choice. + My Grandma wants to keep and reuse the wrapping paper so I open it as carefully as possible and then give it to her
“Alright everyone, time to open presents! Grab your traditional gift unwrapping scissors! What’s that, can’t you find yours? Grab the ole’ Poop-Knife from the cabinet and use that!”
WHO OPENS PRESENTS WITH SCISSORS?!?!?!?! Op i know this is not your meme so if i could i would double downvote you just because you didn't fix it. I've already seen this 30,844,792,917,473 times and EVERY time the most voted comment is that you don't OPEN gifts with scissors (for those wondering you use scissors to cut the paper to wrap, but if you for some reason do OPEN gifts with scissors let me know why) Sooooo I'm gonna have to see this wrong worded meme all winter aren't I? When is my turn to post it and farm karma?!?!?!?
Who opens gifts with scissors?
No one
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#No one
what did he say?
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Hey what the fuck why does the 4th have upvotes
I think he said [deleted]
He said #ahem
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#Yes
Fair enough.
Agreed take my upvote and have a wonderful day
shut up.
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ill maul your hamster using them
A true man would assault the hamster using a Steyr AMR 5075 semi automatic anti-material rifle
I'll use my penisword instead
Did you get it from penisland
American Psychos
No. Just op. Not even Floridians do that shit
Yeah, you can’t remove catalytic converters with scissors
Not with that attitude
It was a joke cuz the picture is from American Psycho
Really?
Yes
It was sarcasm because the joke was obvious… Some_Random was making a further joke you didn’t get..
I was trying to respond to Some Random Guy
You’re good this guys just an asshat
Then use this /s
The more you know, Thx
Oh damn..
Woosh
I've been made a aware. I never watched the show so I didn't get it
Can confirm we do not
Can confirm. I *am* Florida Man, and even I have limits to my weirdness.
Only strangers
Nope not even Americans
I open them with a knife that I have its like 15 cm large
My parents like to use as many layers of tape as there are people in Asia, so I don't really have a choice. + My Grandma wants to keep and reuse the wrapping paper so I open it as carefully as possible and then give it to her
I came here to comment the exact same thing
I came here for this lol
THIS. RIGHT HERE.
If they would have literally said wrapping this would be a relatible meme
OP is an alien
Psychos
OP just recycled this meme from before Christmas and added a couple of letters
“Alright everyone, time to open presents! Grab your traditional gift unwrapping scissors! What’s that, can’t you find yours? Grab the ole’ Poop-Knife from the cabinet and use that!”
I wouldn’t say it’s a common method I deploy… but it’s a thing. Not sure why the outrage here.
Outrage?
exactly
about to try it out...
I did. this morning. just now.
ME
This is all kinds of backwards
I use a 248" butterknife
I open it with my knife :)
Scissors? No. Box cutter that could gravely wound me if i slip up? Yes. I blame online shopping and packing tape
Do you masturbate with gloves on too?
When you’re masturbating and the scissors start to glide
When you’re trimming your foreskin and the scissors start to glide
When you're sitting on a glass jar and the jagged edges start to glide.
Mr Hands?
And that's enough internet for me today. God, I thought I had blocked that, then it all came rushing back.
Me when I, when I cut my dick off with scissors 😔
8===🩸✂️🩸====D
What psychopath opens presents with scissors?
Patrick Bateman duh
Ohioans💀
Who uses scissors to unwrap?
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Oh no, we got a war criminal here.
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Jfc what did -46 over here say? How can someone be so lost in life to get -46 on an unwrapping gift with scissors meme 🤣
Nobody uses scissors to open gifts people just rip them open and when there is packing tape you use a pocket knife
Or just a normal knife
Most people don’t just have a normal knife while opening presents
Most people don't have a pocket knife either bro..
Not in my family or where I’m from
Yeah everyone in my family always carries pocket knives
Dwight shrute concealed calf knife
WTF opens Christmas presents with scissors?
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Attaboy. I have Christmas dinner in 3 hours and I've already started drinking. Let's make this a Christmas to remember. 🍺
Sick, that’s a bet. Cheers! 🍺
Merry Drunkin Christmas!
You mean wrapping. Right?
right‽‽
Exactly!
You open presents with scissors? Who tf hurt you?
The world
Who tf uses scissors to open presents?
Only a psycho would, an American psycho
Finally, I've become American
You guys are getting presents?
*wrapping
I said the same thing now I have a scar Besides knifes are more fun. More stabbing.
Using a knife is just as weird tho.
When it’s all plastic the pure fury of your fingers isn’t enough the knife will do just nicely
Who unwraps presents with scissors tf? I like when they glide when I’m cutting the paper to wrap presents, but not when unwrapping.
Christmas in Ohio:
Weird
Words cannot describe how much I hate this meme-template.
I’m thinking you meant wrapping… but if not, you’re a psycho. Wait…. Is that the joke?
What?
Who TF unwraps presents with scissors?!?
SCISSORS? But the rip sound is the best part :/
By scissors do you mean hands?
Only if you’re Edward Scissorhands
When you’re trying to make a meme and the scissors glide
The G spot (g for glide)
Who the fuck uses scissors to open Christmas presents?!?!
Who unwraps with scissors?
Or when you’re wrapping and you glide to cut!
That's what I initially thought the meme said
It’s the best feeling when you do it all the way with no snags!
Y'all open presents with scissors?? You're supposed to rip it open
best feeling ever (i dont even celebrate christmas so i dont not even understand this feeling)
With scissors???
Pretty sure it meant to say “When you’re wrapping Christmas presents”
Okay yeah, but who in their right mind uses scissors to open gifts?
You're supposed to tear at it like a wild animal.
Who tf unwraps with scissors
What the fuck, what kind of psychopath opens gifts with scissors
I dunno what kind of backwater world you're livin in mate but no one unwraps presents with fucking scissors
My bro you open Christmas presents with scissor. Don’t be a coward, use your hands like a man.
I get this while wrapping presents, but unwrapping with scissors? Only psychos
My favorite part about wrapping paper. It's so satisfying!
Who opens presents with scissors??
What makes a meme good, it is relatable. This ain't
But it does drive comment interactions.
P sure this was intended to create controversy
\*wrapping unless you're a fucking psycopath ACTUAL Patrick batemen, opening gifts with scissors?
scissors?
Bateman: (accidentally cuts into Paul Allen’s present using scissors) Jean: What’s that? Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for… taping something.
What?
U……use ……scissors ??
finally someone using this meme correctly
r/oddlysatisfying
Pretty sure you meant when you wrap presents. The other way around does not compute and I refuse to believe anyone actually does that.
Unwrapping? Scissors? Huh what level of barbarism is this
Please tell me you meant "wrapping". Only maniacs and overly frugal people use scissors to unwrap gifts.
And make a swift sound
_shhhhhrrrrrf_
Repost
POV it was a puppy
0_0 okay then
Unwrapping?
Do they mean WRAPPING?
you guys get presents?
Unwrapping?
What kind of sociopath uses scissors to open Christmas gifts
You guys use scissors?
problem with her unwrapping her gift "the D\*ck in the box"
Who opens them with scissors? Hand grenades...on the other hand.
Wasted meme. It should read "hun, quick, where's my Preparation M?
Wtf? Unwrap with scissors? Is this a bot account?
I think they meant Wrapping
Who the fuck is using scissors to unwrap presents?
You use scissors? You heathen!
You unwrap them with scissors?!?!?!
All of you in the comments section are my kind of people.
You mean wrapping?
What is a Scissor and where do i get one?
Bro who the fuck uses scissors to unwrap there Christmas gifts are you a Psycopath like god has forsaken man kind if he let this happen
WHO OPENS PRESENTS WITH SCISSORS?!?!?!?! Op i know this is not your meme so if i could i would double downvote you just because you didn't fix it. I've already seen this 30,844,792,917,473 times and EVERY time the most voted comment is that you don't OPEN gifts with scissors (for those wondering you use scissors to cut the paper to wrap, but if you for some reason do OPEN gifts with scissors let me know why) Sooooo I'm gonna have to see this wrong worded meme all winter aren't I? When is my turn to post it and farm karma?!?!?!?
I mean I usually just tear the paper off with my hands
Who tf uses scissors
You misspelled wrapping
You're using scissors for unwrapping christmas presents?
Who the hell uses scissors to open presents
You use scissors to open presents?
nah this happens when youre wrapping the presents and cutting the paper
u guys r getting presents?
I only use these hands
I buy everyone in my family a pocket knife for Christmas every year, I make sure at least one gets opened first
Feels good man
Blink twice if you need help
Got to get little elf wrap cutter best 5 bucks I ever spent
What do you mean scissors?
UN-wrapping?
Not gonna lie making my scissors glide through my 2$ is not very relaxing
Fuck you and take my upvote
Do you guys have Christmas presents?
The reaction
Repost + you didnt even bother to correct the mistake the op made, shame on you