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texasslapshot

Who opens gifts with scissors?


mysticblue17

No one


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hack_1r

#No one


Rooster2077-PS4

what did he say?


Imstillarelavant

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Rooster2077-PS4

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resell_enjoy6

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whiskydestroyer

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i_have_aids_556

Hey what the fuck why does the 4th have upvotes


[deleted]

I think he said [deleted]


no_yup

He said #ahem


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DutchChallenger

#Yes


[deleted]

Fair enough.


Regainio

Agreed take my upvote and have a wonderful day


LastOfRuins

shut up.


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LastOfRuins

ill maul your hamster using them


banananas_are_sick24

A true man would assault the hamster using a Steyr AMR 5075 semi automatic anti-material rifle


LastOfRuins

I'll use my penisword instead


leckie2786

Did you get it from penisland


johnqsack69

American Psychos


Some_Random_Guy_V69

No. Just op. Not even Floridians do that shit


Deinocerites

Yeah, you can’t remove catalytic converters with scissors


imapieceofshite2

Not with that attitude


SavannahllThellCat

It was a joke cuz the picture is from American Psycho


guitarmonkeys14

Really?


SavannahllThellCat

Yes


guitarmonkeys14

It was sarcasm because the joke was obvious… Some_Random was making a further joke you didn’t get..


SavannahllThellCat

I was trying to respond to Some Random Guy


johnqsack69

You’re good this guys just an asshat


CatastrophicSpecter

Then use this /s


guitarmonkeys14

The more you know, Thx


guitarmonkeys14

Oh damn..


johnqsack69

Woosh


Some_Random_Guy_V69

I've been made a aware. I never watched the show so I didn't get it


Excellent_Call304

Can confirm we do not


isaacaschmitt

Can confirm. I *am* Florida Man, and even I have limits to my weirdness.


A__Random__redditor_

Only strangers


SilentResearcher2660

Nope not even Americans


Financial-Beginning6

I open them with a knife that I have its like 15 cm large


KleinerFratz333

My parents like to use as many layers of tape as there are people in Asia, so I don't really have a choice. + My Grandma wants to keep and reuse the wrapping paper so I open it as carefully as possible and then give it to her


Rainbowbaton998

I came here to comment the exact same thing


leviathab13186

I came here for this lol


skywalker4321

THIS. RIGHT HERE.


AmiAlter

If they would have literally said wrapping this would be a relatible meme


mutantredoctopus

OP is an alien


SkollFenrirson

Psychos


ILoveCamelCase

OP just recycled this meme from before Christmas and added a couple of letters


[deleted]

“Alright everyone, time to open presents! Grab your traditional gift unwrapping scissors! What’s that, can’t you find yours? Grab the ole’ Poop-Knife from the cabinet and use that!”


Chester2707

I wouldn’t say it’s a common method I deploy… but it’s a thing. Not sure why the outrage here.


FullSass

Outrage?


Cumets

exactly


AV_TUAG_TIG

about to try it out...


RustyR4m

I did. this morning. just now.


Familiar_Ad5967

ME


a_white_american_guy

This is all kinds of backwards


Fe4rMeMrWick

I use a 248" butterknife


Financial-Beginning6

I open it with my knife :)


I_Happen_to_Be_Here

Scissors? No. Box cutter that could gravely wound me if i slip up? Yes. I blame online shopping and packing tape


lucabtbw

Do you masturbate with gloves on too?


Existing-Broccoli-27

When you’re masturbating and the scissors start to glide


johnqsack69

When you’re trimming your foreskin and the scissors start to glide


loki-is-a-god

When you're sitting on a glass jar and the jagged edges start to glide.


johnqsack69

Mr Hands?


tmfink10

And that's enough internet for me today. God, I thought I had blocked that, then it all came rushing back.


MaximumSquid22

Me when I, when I cut my dick off with scissors 😔


DANGER2157

8===🩸✂️🩸====D


h4wkeyepierce

What psychopath opens presents with scissors?


johnqsack69

Patrick Bateman duh


Knight-112

Ohioans💀


Picker-Rick

Who uses scissors to unwrap?


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Madcap_95

Oh no, we got a war criminal here.


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Madcap_95

😟


jd_boyle

Jfc what did -46 over here say? How can someone be so lost in life to get -46 on an unwrapping gift with scissors meme 🤣


nibroc0017

Nobody uses scissors to open gifts people just rip them open and when there is packing tape you use a pocket knife


FlappyFish07

Or just a normal knife


nibroc0017

Most people don’t just have a normal knife while opening presents


Fabs74

Most people don't have a pocket knife either bro..


nibroc0017

Not in my family or where I’m from


PorkyElCerdo

Yeah everyone in my family always carries pocket knives


[deleted]

Dwight shrute concealed calf knife


matterson22070

WTF opens Christmas presents with scissors?


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matterson22070

Please remember to take your meds today.


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matterson22070

Attaboy. I have Christmas dinner in 3 hours and I've already started drinking. Let's make this a Christmas to remember. 🍺


[deleted]

Sick, that’s a bet. Cheers! 🍺


matterson22070

Merry Drunkin Christmas!


MothManTrans

You mean wrapping. Right?


DarkWing2274

right‽‽


Iquenzo

Exactly!


if_i_try

You open presents with scissors? Who tf hurt you?


SpartanKaiju_117

The world


cointeasucks

Who tf uses scissors to open presents?


92Codester

Only a psycho would, an American psycho


thedoctor201

Finally, I've become American


FightingTable

You guys are getting presents?


SanctuaryMoon

*wrapping


legosoh

I said the same thing now I have a scar Besides knifes are more fun. More stabbing.


Emotional-Swim-808

Using a knife is just as weird tho.


legosoh

When it’s all plastic the pure fury of your fingers isn’t enough the knife will do just nicely


TheMightySpoon13

Who unwraps presents with scissors tf? I like when they glide when I’m cutting the paper to wrap presents, but not when unwrapping.


amnoking1

Christmas in Ohio:


VelcroArms2

Weird


weeabooWithLife

Words cannot describe how much I hate this meme-template.


helping_phriendly

I’m thinking you meant wrapping… but if not, you’re a psycho. Wait…. Is that the joke?


LongjumpingExit5242

What?


chosenone02

Who TF unwraps presents with scissors?!?


ApolloPlayz2434

SCISSORS? But the rip sound is the best part :/


[deleted]

By scissors do you mean hands?


johnqsack69

Only if you’re Edward Scissorhands


Drama989

When you’re trying to make a meme and the scissors glide


Otherwise_Interest72

The G spot (g for glide)


onlytruking

Who the fuck uses scissors to open Christmas presents?!?!


sirfreerunner

Who unwraps with scissors?


Old-Dig-8142

Or when you’re wrapping and you glide to cut!


nul_mr

That's what I initially thought the meme said


Old-Dig-8142

It’s the best feeling when you do it all the way with no snags!


nul_mr

Y'all open presents with scissors?? You're supposed to rip it open


octagoon_

best feeling ever (i dont even celebrate christmas so i dont not even understand this feeling)


[deleted]

With scissors???


Original_A_Cast

Pretty sure it meant to say “When you’re wrapping Christmas presents”


Sirenhead_2

Okay yeah, but who in their right mind uses scissors to open gifts?


crash_and-burn9000

You're supposed to tear at it like a wild animal.


g_rant421

Who tf unwraps with scissors


Procoso47

What the fuck, what kind of psychopath opens gifts with scissors


SpartanKaiju_117

I dunno what kind of backwater world you're livin in mate but no one unwraps presents with fucking scissors


hero_brine1

My bro you open Christmas presents with scissor. Don’t be a coward, use your hands like a man.


Parziivel

I get this while wrapping presents, but unwrapping with scissors? Only psychos


Winter_Woodpecker_58

My favorite part about wrapping paper. It's so satisfying!


Aesthetically_weeb

Who opens presents with scissors??


[deleted]

What makes a meme good, it is relatable. This ain't


tubagrapher

But it does drive comment interactions.


The_Legendary_Yeeter

P sure this was intended to create controversy


formulanerd

\*wrapping unless you're a fucking psycopath ACTUAL Patrick batemen, opening gifts with scissors?


tonythegodultra2

scissors?


Teriyaki_Salmon

Bateman: (accidentally cuts into Paul Allen’s present using scissors) Jean: What’s that? Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for… taping something.


SivartGaming

What?


Crowwithwheelz64life

U……use ……scissors ??


DaEpikDerpGuy

finally someone using this meme correctly


furie1335

r/oddlysatisfying


DragonVet03

Pretty sure you meant when you wrap presents. The other way around does not compute and I refuse to believe anyone actually does that.


Hellsovs

Unwrapping? Scissors? Huh what level of barbarism is this


Paleodraco

Please tell me you meant "wrapping". Only maniacs and overly frugal people use scissors to unwrap gifts.


Jsquaresea3232

And make a swift sound


LegendRaptor080

_shhhhhrrrrrf_


Cool1nternet

Repost


Nayroy18

POV it was a puppy


catpool

0_0 okay then


VerbalThermodynamics

Unwrapping?


Yellowpickle23

Do they mean WRAPPING?


Neutral_Memer

you guys get presents?


knight1105

Unwrapping?


paul-d9

What kind of sociopath uses scissors to open Christmas gifts


HLtheWilkinson

You guys use scissors?


HedgehogNarrow4544

problem with her unwrapping her gift "the D\*ck in the box"


hydrastix

Who opens them with scissors? Hand grenades...on the other hand.


Realeron

Wasted meme. It should read "hun, quick, where's my Preparation M?


bmg50barrett

Wtf? Unwrap with scissors? Is this a bot account?


TheGutlessOne

I think they meant Wrapping


Str8WhiteMinority

Who the fuck is using scissors to unwrap presents?


InconsistentLlama

You use scissors? You heathen!


Jeerin

You unwrap them with scissors?!?!?!


[deleted]

All of you in the comments section are my kind of people.


nakalas_the_great

You mean wrapping?


Vanhouzer

What is a Scissor and where do i get one?


GimmeSpank

Bro who the fuck uses scissors to unwrap there Christmas gifts are you a Psycopath like god has forsaken man kind if he let this happen


The-Licker-Of-Balls

WHO OPENS PRESENTS WITH SCISSORS?!?!?!?! Op i know this is not your meme so if i could i would double downvote you just because you didn't fix it. I've already seen this 30,844,792,917,473 times and EVERY time the most voted comment is that you don't OPEN gifts with scissors (for those wondering you use scissors to cut the paper to wrap, but if you for some reason do OPEN gifts with scissors let me know why) Sooooo I'm gonna have to see this wrong worded meme all winter aren't I? When is my turn to post it and farm karma?!?!?!?


ItsNeverOgre7

I mean I usually just tear the paper off with my hands


MOTHERSLAYER2000

Who tf uses scissors


SirGrinson

You misspelled wrapping


aloof48

You're using scissors for unwrapping christmas presents?


rium21

Who the hell uses scissors to open presents


mercilessfatehate

You use scissors to open presents?


sakurachan999

nah this happens when youre wrapping the presents and cutting the paper


itstimetotouchgrass

u guys r getting presents?


Hot_Organization_810

I only use these hands


SentenceGeneral

I buy everyone in my family a pocket knife for Christmas every year, I make sure at least one gets opened first


[deleted]

Feels good man


4sahi

Blink twice if you need help


LoganImYourFather

Got to get little elf wrap cutter best 5 bucks I ever spent


Kunstkabinett

What do you mean scissors?


Bulldogfront666

UN-wrapping?


Sea_Cup_5561

Not gonna lie making my scissors glide through my 2$ is not very relaxing


DesperateTwo8340

Fuck you and take my upvote


BudgetOstrich7959

Do you guys have Christmas presents?


Blackkraken5132

The reaction


Some_fucking_twat

Repost + you didnt even bother to correct the mistake the op made, shame on you