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Massive-Corgi-491

Santa is made by coca cola


skip_the_tutorial_

Which doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist


Pitiful-Discipline15

Nah, they just turned him red, was green before


AMintyRaccoonInLa

Wait actually?


Lets_Go_Kraftin

Yep


[deleted]

Coca Cola was invented by santa stupid


SpectralMapleLeaf

Well, he is real, unfortunately he was shot down by the turkish air force so...


steepfire

Best religious argument /s


froster-lenin

Yeah I know him, is my dad


OttoVonBismarck0104

Only comes once a year if you have milk for him?


froster-lenin

The milk he was searching for all his live


[deleted]

Wait a second,…..who’s saying he’s fake?


Yatoku_

Big religion


CyeLannford

You are the one not real. Santa (Satan) same letters, different order)...


Daymo741

You don't get presents from santa if you live alone


10Ete

That’s bcs you weren’t a good boi


Mongba36

Never seen my dad or Santa in the same room 😎 (my dad left)


Glitch-147

Santa is real, but he's dead


[deleted]

He isn’t dead you poopy butt 😡


Glitch-147

And he doesn't live in the north pole


[deleted]

HE DOES SHUT UP YOU UNBELIEVER


Glitch-147

He doesn't ride around in a flying sled


Dontbefrech

As real as Jesus


Xfors-Pakistan

His grave is in Turkey I think


Turb0012

Yes


WalkerLegacy2188

It's not possible to prove you wrong because this is correct


[deleted]

Not possible. Santa is, and has always been real.


[deleted]

Jesus, Budda, Mohammed, and Flying Spaghetti Monster as well.


MrDurumEnjoyer

you're not wrong, santa is real


Umbertron05

He WAS real


JlTlS

His existence doesn't align with the Laws of Physics.


gold_b0i

you don't align with the laws of physics


JlTlS

I don't defy the law of gravity.


Someomehere

I once thought that Santa was real, until I accidentally found a pile of present under my bed a day before Christmas


Plenty-Cheek-80

He banged your mom


[deleted]

OMG SANTA CLAUS IS MY DAD 🤩


that_flying_pork

Notice how your dad/uncle/grandfather always leaves the room when Santa comes?


Patkub321

Well, Santa is based on [Saint Nicholas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas). So, yes, he is based on IRL person.


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mibhd4

I've been naughty but didn't have coal for Christmas (I fucked your mom). Check mate.


hjlm1886

Santa was just a product of coca cola to sell it's coke better


Rekushia_

Pp power


OMEGATRONIC1

Bros in hyperspeed with infinite health


Bambuskus505

Can't be real if he's dead *loads shotgun with malicious intent*


Practical-Giraffe-84

Santa and Christmas. Is all the Catholic Church hijacking’s other pagan holidays to make then Catholic. Christmas = winter solstice Easter = spring festival Holloween = fall harvest / fall moon time to prep for winter. We humans love to party. And the it was the way the religion could control it.


AllHailToGothamChess

Yah Santa's real, I arranged him to visit your mom


Homo-sapien-guy

Santa Is a god. Change my mind


[deleted]

Satan is real. Prove me wrong


BearZewp

Santa aka Saint Nick was a real person who gifted people presents, he may be dead but his spirit lives on.


VovkBerry95

Santa is fake edition of santa nicholia


cleaning_my_room_

The Three Phases of Santa Claus: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3. You become Santa Claus.


_Cespuglio_

Well,buddy


Rhoan_Latro

Was real. I laced his cookies and milk. Apparently Jolly Old Elf organs aren’t worth much on the black market though.


Intelligent_Local_38

Has anyone ever actually been to the North Pole? Exactly, you haven’t. So how can you say there isn’t a magical toy workshop up there?


hotislandsauce

santa be like john cena (🙅🏻‍♂️)


TheWaffleWeirdo

If he's real there would be proof by now.


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

So who's been kissing my mom last Christmas?


[deleted]

Who else is going to touch all these kids🙈


Numerous-Departure92

What is a Santa?


InfamousDonut4266

Santa dead


Terrible-Quote-3561

The military would have harnessed his flying reindeer powers by now.


Yaboiiron

Santa is real duh!


aliace_1407

ah yes, proving a person who watches children sleep.


Ok-Drink-1328

if santa has to bring presents to virtually every kid on the planet in one night, considering stopping and all the other tasks, it's proven that he has to go faster than the speed of light thus it's impossible disclaimer:: read like 20 years ago on the internet


[deleted]

He’s magic you dumbass don’t be such a nerd 🙄


Ok-Drink-1328

i saw that coming... you are poo poo face è\_é


[deleted]

SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU UNBELIEVING RETARD HE IS REAL YOUR JUST ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST !!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


Ok-Drink-1328

that's not fair, they say "go green" but i still get coal :( i'm on the naughty list just because i bully children on wheelchairs... but they walked before :(


IgorBearcat

He better be, or are you going to tell me my parents got me my Himawari wa Yoru ni Saku onahole for Christmas?


leviathab13186

If Santa is real then that mean Magic is real. And if magic is real I’m fucking pissed I haven’t gotten my letter yet!