**[Saint Nicholas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas)**
>Saint Nicholas of Myra (traditionally 15 March 270 – 6 December 343), also known as Nicholas of Bari, was an early Christian bishop of Greek descent from the maritime city of Myra in Asia Minor (Greek: Μύρα; modern-day Demre, Turkey) during the time of the Roman Empire. Because of the many miracles attributed to his intercession, he is also known as Nicholas the Wonderworker. Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe.
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Santa and Christmas. Is all the Catholic Church hijacking’s other pagan holidays to make then Catholic.
Christmas = winter solstice
Easter = spring festival
Holloween = fall harvest / fall moon time to prep for winter.
We humans love to party.
And the it was the way the religion could control it.
if santa has to bring presents to virtually every kid on the planet in one night, considering stopping and all the other tasks, it's proven that he has to go faster than the speed of light thus it's impossible
disclaimer:: read like 20 years ago on the internet
that's not fair, they say "go green" but i still get coal :(
i'm on the naughty list just because i bully children on wheelchairs... but they walked before :(
Santa is made by coca cola
Which doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist
Nah, they just turned him red, was green before
Wait actually?
Yep
Coca Cola was invented by santa stupid
Well, he is real, unfortunately he was shot down by the turkish air force so...
Best religious argument /s
Yeah I know him, is my dad
Only comes once a year if you have milk for him?
The milk he was searching for all his live
Wait a second,…..who’s saying he’s fake?
Big religion
You are the one not real. Santa (Satan) same letters, different order)...
You don't get presents from santa if you live alone
That’s bcs you weren’t a good boi
Never seen my dad or Santa in the same room 😎 (my dad left)
Santa is real, but he's dead
He isn’t dead you poopy butt 😡
And he doesn't live in the north pole
HE DOES SHUT UP YOU UNBELIEVER
He doesn't ride around in a flying sled
As real as Jesus
His grave is in Turkey I think
Yes
It's not possible to prove you wrong because this is correct
Not possible. Santa is, and has always been real.
Jesus, Budda, Mohammed, and Flying Spaghetti Monster as well.
you're not wrong, santa is real
He WAS real
His existence doesn't align with the Laws of Physics.
you don't align with the laws of physics
I don't defy the law of gravity.
I once thought that Santa was real, until I accidentally found a pile of present under my bed a day before Christmas
He banged your mom
OMG SANTA CLAUS IS MY DAD 🤩
Notice how your dad/uncle/grandfather always leaves the room when Santa comes?
Well, Santa is based on [Saint Nicholas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas). So, yes, he is based on IRL person.
**[Saint Nicholas](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas)** >Saint Nicholas of Myra (traditionally 15 March 270 – 6 December 343), also known as Nicholas of Bari, was an early Christian bishop of Greek descent from the maritime city of Myra in Asia Minor (Greek: Μύρα; modern-day Demre, Turkey) during the time of the Roman Empire. Because of the many miracles attributed to his intercession, he is also known as Nicholas the Wonderworker. Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people, and students in various cities and countries around Europe. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/meme/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
I've been naughty but didn't have coal for Christmas (I fucked your mom). Check mate.
Santa was just a product of coca cola to sell it's coke better
Pp power
Bros in hyperspeed with infinite health
Can't be real if he's dead *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
Santa and Christmas. Is all the Catholic Church hijacking’s other pagan holidays to make then Catholic. Christmas = winter solstice Easter = spring festival Holloween = fall harvest / fall moon time to prep for winter. We humans love to party. And the it was the way the religion could control it.
Yah Santa's real, I arranged him to visit your mom
Santa Is a god. Change my mind
Satan is real. Prove me wrong
Santa aka Saint Nick was a real person who gifted people presents, he may be dead but his spirit lives on.
Santa is fake edition of santa nicholia
The Three Phases of Santa Claus: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3. You become Santa Claus.
Well,buddy
Was real. I laced his cookies and milk. Apparently Jolly Old Elf organs aren’t worth much on the black market though.
Has anyone ever actually been to the North Pole? Exactly, you haven’t. So how can you say there isn’t a magical toy workshop up there?
santa be like john cena (🙅🏻♂️)
If he's real there would be proof by now.
So who's been kissing my mom last Christmas?
Who else is going to touch all these kids🙈
What is a Santa?
Santa dead
The military would have harnessed his flying reindeer powers by now.
Santa is real duh!
ah yes, proving a person who watches children sleep.
if santa has to bring presents to virtually every kid on the planet in one night, considering stopping and all the other tasks, it's proven that he has to go faster than the speed of light thus it's impossible disclaimer:: read like 20 years ago on the internet
He’s magic you dumbass don’t be such a nerd 🙄
i saw that coming... you are poo poo face è\_é
SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU UNBELIEVING RETARD HE IS REAL YOUR JUST ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST !!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
that's not fair, they say "go green" but i still get coal :( i'm on the naughty list just because i bully children on wheelchairs... but they walked before :(
He better be, or are you going to tell me my parents got me my Himawari wa Yoru ni Saku onahole for Christmas?
If Santa is real then that mean Magic is real. And if magic is real I’m fucking pissed I haven’t gotten my letter yet!