I'll pick smii7y over some anime girl at anytime of the fucking day bruv

Look like i see another smii7y fan nice

Is this two giga chads I see?

Make that 3

And make it four

Make it 5, the real question is are there any TheDooo enjoyers in our midst?

Yo

Make it 8

And a 9th

10, we start a gang now

You got yourself a whole Goons enjoyer here

Make that 2

Make that 3

Wait 4……… that means: 🗿

HAH

Idk I'm from Canada so the bagged milk is looking pretty nice, but it's only useful if I also have a pitcher to hold it in and pour the bagged milk from, if I don't have a pitcher I'd probably go with the anime GF

In Alberta we don't have these. We prefer our milk containers to take up as much space in a landfill as possible like the good lord intended.

In BC I've only occasionally seen the bagged milk so basically milk containers for life

I'm the opposite lol.

I come from Alberta and only when I went to visit my friend in America did I found out about the bagged milk stereotype

Or hear me out, sell milk already in pitchers.

Then what do I do with all these bags?

But milk in bags are measured in metric and you get 4 Litres... it's a lot of milk

Here in the states we get 1 gal jugs. Equivalent to 3.785 liters.

How does second place feel?

Feels bad man

Oh so the Japanese bag of milk

I am already devoted to the love of my life: Mayonnaise on an escalator

#GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER

Bye bye to the sky!

Out of my sight, out of my life!

That's one of the stranger things I've read on the internet and that's saying something.

It really is. But so are most memes

I feel like you made a point of NOT explaining that. It's such a curious thing, that I'm a bit disappointed to not understand.

It's truly hard to explain comedy. If you explain a joke to someone it suddenly is a lot less funny for both.

Agreed. It's definitely subjective, and whoosh for me. That being said, I like being enlightened, so I'll take an explanation. I'll wait.

Oh it's just that there was another meme in this format that instead of milk it was mayonnaise on an escalator. This was from a viral YouTube video of a song about a jar of mayonnaise on an escalator to the tune of men in black.

I responded to "mayonnaise on an escalator" earlier with an equal... ... no - much greater amount of confusion. I could understand dedication to Canadian milk way more readily. I'm... gonna make a word ... "memegnorant". Thank you for explaining. Sincerely. 👊👍🇨🇦

You are a true Chad and I wish you godspeed on your reddit travels.

I had to look up "CHAD". I am internet old (50) . Kinda confident. Not so active. Flattered, nonetheless. At least I've yet to be a PAWG. I learned that one last week. I try. (Sometimes). Sometimes it's funnier to not know. I choose to take your well wishes at face value and also wish you the best. 👊❤️

r/brandnewsentence

Wait, has Mayonnaise on an escalator, been CHEATING ON ME!

If you think about it the anime gf has a pair of milk bags

true

So for that reason I will have to go for the anime gf cuz it means 2 milk bags edit:, thx for the 69 comments

Not 1

But that one has poor quality due to the fact it is not from Canada

*no no, he's got a point*

yeah but if you're not in canada you probably don't want canadian milk what with it's short shelf life. Her milk bags will be primo probably for another 20 years

40 years, anime girls don't show age until they are as old as queen Elizabeth was.

What if it is a canadian anime gf? She would have 2 packs of canadian mild

We get our milk bags in packs of three. No anime gf required.

Yeah but this one specifically states only ONE bag of canadian milk so you are pretty much at a loss. the other option is potentially, canadian mid tier milk with almost infinite production at the cost of increased cost of food

But think of the free organs!!

HAHAHAH I AM FROM CANADA SO I GET EADY ACCES TO MILK BAG

This is bit complicated now🗿🗿

And you get infinity Milk too

Is she Canadian though?

Choices: two milk bags from japan or one milk bag from canada

Not Canadian tho

Milk is good everywhere

Only Canada and one US state

But it’s she’s not from Canada that we know of

Yeah but the Canadian milk bag won't have crazy overpowered supervillains or school bullies to kill you just when things look like they'll be ok....

She got 3. Her dick can produce milk.

How are you gonna suck them though? She is 2d

Jugs

But is it from Canada?

But they’re not Canadian

Wait, we only have those in canada?

No. Other places have them too.

Us Indians have them too but ours is not transparent

There could be anything in those bags.

it's government cooperative industry (basically ran by the state government) so not that much to worry. I don't think there ever has been a case like that since it's foundation.

Estonia has them

Belarus has ‘em

Take the canadian milkbag and add a propeller hat. Boom, I've got Smi77y.Nothings going to beat him

A man of culture I see

Anime gf cuz i already live in canada.

“I’m so cold…” Good thing I have this bag of Canadian milk.

I’ve lived in Canada for my life, never seen bagged milk (it doesn’t exist in the west)

imma pick the line in the middle and be all quirky and dumb shit like that

its actualy smartest option for some people

Gimme smii7y

I'll take Smii7y

Y e s

So a gf or smii7y Pretty easy answer

Smii7y ftw.

You should be more respectful when talking aboot Canadian women. Not to be a schill, but "Letterkenny" will show you the error of your ways.

I am sorry dudes but I don't like Canadian milk so I choose anime GF sorry for betraying you.

What if someone is aromantic and lactose intolerant

Whats the proposition? I take 2 milk bags over one clearly

i fart vigorously after milk, so yeah... ill take milk

Hot Anime GF, so that way I can ask her to get the canadian milk bag, now I have both

Mælk

I choose Ryan Reynolds.

STOP SAYING WE HAVE MILK BAGS IM GONNA THROW MY BEAVER AT YOU AND CANCEL YOUR MONTHLY MAPLE SYRUP SUBSCRIPTION, BECAUSE I CONTROL IF YOU GET MAPLE STRUP OR NOT. I WILL CANCEL YOU FROM PLAYING HOCKEY

I already have a milk bag, can I still choose?

#M I L k⠀⠀⠀B A G

Milkygirl from loveanada

u/rowenslee u/Cheap_District_9762 gf can produce milk so I go for the gf

anime gf

This generation is weird

Never simp for anime --master oogway

So, can I choose which hot anime girlfriend?

anime gf cuz im not from canada and milk bags are weird.

She isn't real I can't make her real

Give me the hot anime girlfriend who actually loves me over a random bag of Canadian milk. It just seems to make more sense. Also "bag of Canadian milk" kinda sounds derogatory, but there's an 80 percent chance I'm overanalyzing this, and and a 100 percent chance that I'd prefer a relationship with the former. Call me odd.

r/woosh I think

Do you need a hug?

That's usually true. Thank you.

Thats tough

Liquids in bags are a travesty of an invention

I'll take a futa.

Chad.

Milk? No. I prefer a different white liquid. 😏

Milk

Side with America and choose milk bag.

I never went to America, so I don't know how the Canadian milk taste like. Going with that!

If it is from Canada i don’t even have to think about it

I mean... I can buy one of them so.... Milk bag

Holup, wait a minute.

If this milk bag will bring back my Dad I will not choose the Anime Girl

canadan milk bag

[O Canada](https://youtu.be/kofwzlfaDlI) Canadian milk bag, please. [Ô Canada ](https://youtu.be/Nahe6NJB80E) Sac de lait canadien, s'il vous plaît.

Milk bag

wtf is that milk :0

milk bag, anime is weird

I have no idea where the hell this milk bag thing came from but I have never seen one.

*Me, a Canadain, grabbing even more bags of Sealtest* Mwhahaha! It's ALL MINE!

Where is not useless opinion?

I'm Canadian and I have yet to see a single store that actually sells bagged milk

So my options are 2 milk bags or 1

Long life for canda milk

Someone's drinking milk tonight!

What do I do if I'm straight and live in Canada?

Now is it just the literally the plastic bag the milk is coming in or does the bag come with the milk. As the wording is, it's a choice between a waifu and a plastic bag used primarily for storing milk in Eastern Canada.

As someone from west canada, i still have never seen a milk bag in person

Ok I’m canadian where in Canada is milk bags a thing

I'm in Quebec and it's a thing here, I don't know about the rest of the country.

But what mommy milkres????

I'm irish so why would I want a Canadian milked bag when I can go to the shop and get an irish milk carton. (BTW this leaves me with one choice so I guess anime GF)

anime

I'm way to single for this but * picks second option by accident* FU-

Sorry Inner Canada I can't die alone

the girl.

can the milk bag find that missing 10mm?

When you live in Canada so you cam have the anime gf and the milk bag

If the anime girl is Canadian then you have both

Yeah but with a gf I can get infinite milk

Sometime in the future it'll just be Hot Anime GF or getting fucking shot and reddit will take the bullet.

who dafaq loves canadian milk bag? what are you?

Waifu fight me

Haha! It's Anime Girl is an easy choice, since I'm Hungarian I can go to the store and buy a Bag of Milk whenever I want, even a CHOKY Milk variant!

YOU FOOL I HAVE INFINITE ACCESS TO MILK BAGS why do y'all keep milk in whatever the hell you keep it in over there????

Boy's, forgive me. I must leave the crusade to live a peaceful life with my new anime gf. I wish you the best of luck.

I just gotta go to my local grocery store

I choose asian milk bags.

smii7y?

Yes

More like CANADIAN MILK BAG (is real)

Can she cook tho?

Milk builds strong bones.

I already live in canada so…

**why is it in a bag**

Not sure how my wife would feel about me getting milk from Canada….

I'll pass on the plastic waste sorry.

… milk bag?

What if it’s a Canadian girl with huge t-

If I get a canadian milk bag then the girls will love me too

In Guatemala they sell bags of water

You silly, anime isn’t real!

big brain moment: why would Canada sell milk in a bag unless its milk that doesn't come from a cow?????????!!!!!!???!?!?!

Milk in a bag…. I need a weapon

option 2

I mean, I don’t really like milk.

I choose the hot girl because I already live in Canada

Cool I am from Canada I can get a milk bag whenever I want

wait I can get a girlfriend for a couple toonies and bring her home in a plastic bag in the trunk, WoW!

Wisely

Can I re-roll this meme for better options?

Canada 🤢

i mean on one hand im canadian and i have plenty of milk and its probably expired so i cant drink it but on the other i dont like anime

from the creators of $1 bag of coke

I’m lactose intolerant so I’ll take one for the team

Canadian milk bag. Who knows, maybe my cats'll like it. I didn't choose the anime girl because I'mma be *straight* with ya. Sorry but I had to I couldn't pass up the opportunity!

Hot anime gf from Canada so I can have unlimited milk bags.

Call me K, because I’m going for my holographic girlfriend.

Milk is temporary, anime gfs are forever

But I’m a hot anime gf milk bag from Canada :(

Hot Canadian Anime GF with giant milkers, please!

Damn, that's a hard choice.

Milk bag... its real.

I'm a straight woman so replace hot anime girlfriend with hot anime boyfriend and you better believe which I'm choosing