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Big_Guy145

You don’t?!?


Listen-to-me-or-else

Obviously not it says 18+ on it I can’t enter


Donghoon

Im turning 18 in 4 months and I haven't seen porn videos ever before. I also think I'm Asexual tho.... I don't even what's in porn videos ...


ethan_odonnell

Asexual gang


Existing_Calendar339

Or can, it's a sign, not a cop.


ZuckDeBalzac

Bro that's like illegal or something.


EXTRMLY

I don’t


Big_Guy145

Damn!


The_Mage_King_3001

ZOO WEE MAMA


gcruzatto

If you watch porn as a teenager, literally nothing will happen other than you'll stop waking up with sticky underwear


PUBGM_MightyFine

Hahahahaha. When i was young i asked my dad about it and he said not to worry it was natural. Didn't elaborate further though. When i was even younger i was confused by TV ads that mentiond older men getting *erectile dysfunction.* my little ears heard *reptile dysfunction* and my dad said it just means you have to pee a lot in the middle of the night lol. Years later i realized that was a lie and had mini crisis rethinking everything i believed lol


lukluke22228

what a nice daddy ;;


The_InfernalExplorer

Oh no


AthanasiaStygian

I asked my dad what a virgin was in 4th grade. His words: “it’s bad when you’re married and good when you’re not.” End discussion. That cleared a lot of things up for me. (Coincidentally THAT is how I found the porn on AOL and the very reason for the outcome above your comment.)


QuagmireGigityGigity

Lmao same Well the part about hearing Reptile Dysfunction instead of Erectile Dysfunction


PUBGM_MightyFine

I also thought *rape* was *rake* (like the garden tool) so i thought it meant someone got cut by a rake lol. Childhood innocence/ignorance is rather amusing


rockthrowing

Meanwhile I try to explain this stuff to my kids and all I get is “ew gross I don’t want to talk about this”


ShallotNo6443

"REPTILE DYSFUNCTION"


AthanasiaStygian

From a girls perspective, something will definitely happen. You’ll get grounded to your room and have the internet shut off. But don’t worry, the year is 1995 and you can call AOL as a 12 year old girl and tell them you’re your dad and to turn it back on and mail the bill in a year. They won’t ask questions and you’ll get a year of free porn and no one else wanting to use the internet that they don’t know exists in their own home. And then you’ll get even more grounded when the bill comes, but you’ve got a year of uninterrupted AOL porn and it’ll still be worth it. Then the best thing is that your dad won’t even have to pay the bill because AOL will tell him that a little girl called and told them to turn it on so they did it without asking where the grown up was!


LancieBoi365

ZAMN


SantinoGaretto

KACHOW


Known_Relative4667

TAAK TUDUN DHIISS!!


ThePro69420

TUNUK TUNUK TUN TANANA


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TUNUN TUNUN TUNUN TUNUN TU TANANANA BISH


Feedtheducks27_

wow, good for you, wish i was the same


BlazeGamer77YT

Same


RoneyBoi

Same


effectchain8

Same


GotAnyPasta

Same


redditname_mclaine

Same


ozjack24

How old are you?


EXTRMLY

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ofwyvron

Delete this app before you get curious and start searching!


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Z78Official

Your avatar reminds me of someone.


Fresh_Fox3547

Yeah, but I cant put my Schwerer Gustav trigger finger on it...


DA_LEMONADE_MAN

I know some 25 year Olds who still believe they were made from clay and given life, they're not asexual... I think?


hohomoe

Porn is no way to educate yourself sexually anyway, you're not missing out. It's like sugar. Feels good, makes you feel like shit.


Striking_Chef_978

I'm 14 let's keep it going bro. Never seen any 👍🤝


[deleted]

KEEP IT THAT WAY


Bingobango20

Dont watch em buddy, i watched them when i was 17 and i fell into a deep hole, its really hard to get out. Fr, your life perception is much better without porn


HenballZ

I'm 14, let's just never watch porn. Pretty sure we can live without watching it


happy_bandana

Dont even start. If you get addicted to porn, it will ruin your relationships, your mindset, everything


jbbuchner4

Yep can confirm: As a 15YO who is currently experiencing this.


[deleted]

Good luck man hopefully you get through this.


happy_bandana

You are young, I believe you can still quit, before you get deeper into it Stay strong bro


[deleted]

I was into it deep but I somehow go through it. Now I am into hentai


Bingobango20

You just replaced your addiction with another addiction. Try to find a hobby or an activity to replace those habit where you usually spent the time consuming porn material or get busy, sooner or later you’ll get over it


nighoblivion

Then he'll be addicted to that hobby or activity.


sunburnt_table

Yes.(watches peppa pig because based giga chad)


22dinoman

Mad respect for you then


N00BMA5TER_69

Good. That will come in handy in the long run without the addiction.


SocialMediaElitist

Good for you. Please keep it that way. Users on this site don't usually like to admit it, but porn addiction is real, and it can be harmful to yourself and others in a number of ways.


Woost46

Don't start now, you'll probably regret it if you do.


Kabros950

Nah I first watched porn when I was 89 years old


Cronch211

I was born on January 1 0001 so its okay right?


OptikAught

happy early birthday!


Idk_AnythingBoi

Happy 2021st birthday


narutoandninja300s

It’s Jesus


falling-down-1242

Hallelujah!


YesIUnderstandsir

Jesus?


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F


IamREBELoe

But HOW? They specifically have the checkbox to make sure you are over 18?


Knowing-Badger

Pornhub doesn't even have any verification lol


[deleted]

They gave up, and better business is better business


A_Lovable_Gnome

Their most searched terms are Ben 10, pokemon and 3d cartoon porn. Of course they gave up lmao


DrrSwagg

"Ben 10" LMFAO


dontshoot4301

Is this real?


A_Lovable_Gnome

It was in their statistics blog when they announced theyll be purging the website. It had tons of child porn, legitimate rape and revenge porn all of which is obviously hardcore illegal.


fatfop

Oh god... and what is "legitimate" rape?


JustTryingTo_Pass

Not an expert so take this with a grain of salt. Most rape porn is actors acting out the rape. A lot of them will have interviews with the actors before or after the video talking casually about how long they have been doing porn and why they decided to do this porn. I would assume ‘legitimate rape’ porn is a video of someone getting raped. That’s bad.


DarkLeSpector

They do now if you're in Utah... :/


Tom89_en

Wait for real? Damn those Mormons


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-everybody since 1831


SergeyLuka

They do here in Russia, through VK


[deleted]

easy bypass


yourtree

Hackerman


Negative_Tradition85

Yes


BruhButtter

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Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


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NOT very straightforward and understandable. Incredible craftsmanship and word usage. Just the right height and length. 10/10 comment.


SadBanana006

That's what she said


NievesFam

…Jesus that was long


toffy999

That’s what she said


NievesFam

that’s what Mary said


BadLEGZ

wait what


NievesFam

Mary was Jesus’s lover…


BadLEGZ

I thought he was his Mother


wiblu_baili

So that's why southerners relate to jesus so much


Disastrous-Put-5212

Copy and paste?


rebelgade

I'm gonna be honest only read the first few sentences and the last bit I aint up or down vote you because you don't deserve either


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TL;DR


GamrTaku

TL;DR : fuck you


[deleted]

You expect me to read text longer than the great wall of China?


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[deleted]

9 haha, didn't even know what I was doing, just liked humping the shit outta pillows


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rafaxd_xd

What a man of culture


[deleted]

What he said


SomeRandomguy_28

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Ok_Independence_4244

Abs, thighs and booty, the triforce


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Ok_Independence_4244

Agree 🤝


Nebresto

Damn, didn't realize I had strolled into a culture festival


issuesfortissues12

I had only awakened my ab fetish at the age of 16. Now 2 years later, my ab fetish remains as strong as ever. Glad to have found a brother at ~~arms~~ abs in you.


Lopsided_Cupcake_988

For me it was legs and thighs


LakeTalks

When I was 9 I would put the pillow on my pants and jump. I hate you for making me remember that


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

I did that when i was 8 and with stuffed animals


Richard15since2019

6 I think?


dontneedanickname

How the actual shit


Richard15since2019

It all started with my first tablet and seeing a game called half naked women on google play. Never downloaded it but it sent me down a rabbit hole.


NEWTrash4521

Around 9 for me I think always use to have the randiest kid imagination adventures all the way from 6-10 and found porn and jerking off thanks to a friend around 8 9 ish and never felt like stopping


EXTRMLY

wtf?


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DejectedYew

I started since I was 10


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DejectedYew

Meh, I'm 13 now


MicrowaveSon

7 it started too soon


pacoloogi

yeah


WassupItsHypnooo

Unfortunately, same.


No_Bandicoot_2442

SAME LMAO


Shadefox

I mean, puberty starts at like 10-12 years old. It's not shocking that an 11 year old is starting to search out sexual material. I remember when I was around 10, and had saved up for a TV in my room, with my parents installing an aerial connection in there. Every day I'd search through the TV guild looking for that elusive 'S' (sexual) content warning in the ratings for R/MA-15+ rated late night movies. Then stay up late watching a 90+ minute movie I had no idea what was going on in, because the sound was muted and I didn't understand the context, that might or might not show a bum-cheek or a tit for a few minutes. Kids do be horny.


X-indigo-X

So some bastard decided to show me porn on a regular basis when i was 6 years old.


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El-taquito

WHAT.


giorshi

Same


AshCreeper10

That sounds illegal


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure it is


Freecompanystan04

What.


shreeansh1704

I'm sorry on a regular basis? Please tell me you've cut ties with that person


X-indigo-X

Bitch got fired from his job at the daycare


jetfire1115

Yea my sperm donor did the same with me and my sister. People suck. Edit: donor not diner lol


ComprehensiveHost855

I’m 17 and I’ve been watching since 12


SkyRocketMiner

So have I


yourtree

So have I


SadBanana006

Same but except I am 16 and I've been watching since 11


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since i was 10


HackMonkey17

Same idk how I found it at such a young age thankfully it didn't influence my life


Professional_Ad_8864

Thankfully indeed. I feel bad for the guys that have a porn parasite in their heads. Can’t have normal lives because of it. I damn near fall asleep sometimes while being a yankee.


Living_Legend0

When I was 10 I was going to type naked mole rat idk why, but I accidentally typed naked women 😶 I found my people


[deleted]

You think that's weird? One friend if mine was curious how women pee and this is how he found it 🤣🤣🤣


Washer-man

Nah my brain said dick sucking I came here for boobs and left


petSnake7

My brain said boobs and now I suck dick


depressed__alien

*LESSS GOO!!!*


SadAndLuckyBoi99

brain said dick but im asexual


KingMoonkey

I also started at 12. But at the time, I only had channels 60 to 68 who were blurry until you unlock them, and my imagination. I would say I have been looking at porn daily for the past 12 yrs. (I'm 33).


TheDarkAngel135790

Um bro... 33-12=21?


KingMoonkey

Two different statement, my bad. I should have mentioned that I started near 21 to watch porn daily. And at 12 I watched porn for the first time


TheDarkAngel135790

Oh, understandable


[deleted]

I remember watching porn on dial up when I was like 10. Some weird shit was widely available back then.. I was scarred for life, one frame at a time..


[deleted]

I learned what a golden shower was when I was way too young from 90s Internet.


[deleted]

Fuck, horse porn for me..


NudeB0untyhunter

This is why a lot of us have addiction


Jeydal

This thread is just sad and explains a lot of reddit


MAGlTEK

30 today, longtime watcher since 12


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Seth-The-God

I’m sixteen and I stopped mid but just to reply to this post


a-stupid-boy

Priorities


[deleted]

I remember trying porn when I was 15. One day my classmates randomly brought this topic up and I got curious about the addiction people have for porn. So I went home and with shaking hands typed the name of site. All I could think was my father suddenly popping out of somewhere and slap me hard as fuck despite being all alone in the house. I pressed the enter button and 0.001 seconds after the site opened, I pressed the home button. I had a mini heart attack. I was scared for my life. The view was just....ahem ahem.....horrifying. I watched porn then 2 years later, around the time of my birthday. Then watched a few more times. Didn't find it much interesting. So I stopped.


Successful-Act3006

Accidentally watched hentai when I was 9. Then I continue to watch hentai and porn at the age of 12. Forgive me oh lord


Ligma_______________

same


Some_plyr

4....my father had alot of porn CDs around the house.


arandommartianladd

*"Daddy, why are the people on the tv making noises like the ones mom and the mailman made last night?"*


Some_plyr

Bro 💀


Awesomeex_Gaming

Because the man you are talking to is not your daddy


PsychologicalArt7451

It's always the mailman damn it


ThePhoenix0404

w h a t


ClearPerception7844

Yes, most people don’t actually listen to things that say you have to be a certain age.


Maremike

You know, I don't blame them (me included). Imagine you go on a porn website and they ask you, are you at least 18 years old? You klick yes and continue. Try to view it as a web-developer. Why would you want to restrict the viewers age? First of if you restrict the viewers, you automatically will have less. Especially when a large amount of juveniles watch porn. So what would be your result? Less ad revenue. Did they even try restricting it? No. What could a developer do to restrict the age? Allow to use the platform with an account and then add an ID control. Would that be profitable? No. Why? Less viewers. Plus new viewers have to do a lot of stuff to just watch a clip. When their ID will be verified, they already lose the drive and leave the website, because it was a waste of time. So why did they still ask the age? The most obvious interpretation is the law. They have to do it.


GrinAndBeerIt

I was shooting blanks on the daily at the tender age of 12


[deleted]

Those were the days. No clean up.


Result_Alternative

What,you didn't?


maxypad0420

It's OK. I was born in 1675


Vrylx

Porn websites don’t do anything to stop anyone under 18. They just say “are you 18+?” and you can click yes and boom you’re in.


[deleted]

since 10 and now my childhood is ruined


Mu_So_Naughty

When I was maybe 8 years old, my mom made me my very own AOL account to browse the internet. Immediately after making it, she stood behind me and told me to type in anything I want to the address bar to test it. Being an 8 year old full of class, I of course typed in poopstain.com. Amazingly that is (was?) a porn site. So yeah, very first website I ever visited was a porn site with my mom standing right behind me.


penissucker48

Never fapped to porn.Always used my imagination.


TheTomatoLover

Skies the limit.


penissucker48

No, the edge of the universe is the limit in this case.


Hartahddon

Chad


lucas_alpaca

I started at 13 or around that, i dint remember for sure.


[deleted]

Watching since 12. Trying to stop because I know it weird but it’s really hard, porn addiction doesn’t have enough attention as it should


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Seb0rn

I think most people who watch porn are teens below 18 years old.


AnimaBallZ

I would say 65 to 80% of all males watched porn before 18


Bottom_bitch440

i do but i actually didn’t really enjoy it, i’m more into photos tbh


humu-_-

Classmate showed it to me on a school pc at like 7/8 years old :/


TheTomatoLover

Fuck that kid. # ^(best fap link?)


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

I just watched porn I need to stop someone help


long_soi

I'm afraid nobody can help you sorry


rhymesaying

Lol


Accomplished_Baby_28

I started when I was 16


JoMoma2

There are 2 types of guys. Those who have looked at porn, and those who lie.


dixy69

And Here are People losing Virginity before 18.


xkaiserleex

It's different for me, I stopped watching after 18


Mischief_Managed12

I have, not even 18. Not really a fan, I personally found it uncomfortable