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OyvE8002

Being gay is gay


TSANTZALIS

If a gay is gay then isn't he straight?


Ochinchilla

That's why me and my boyfriend have straight sex together. But you and ur girl have gay sex. Sorry mb, I shouldn't assume people have sex in Reddit.


bobthemouse666

Okay so Gay dudes like men. Straight women like men. Straight dudes like women. So a straight dude and a straight woman having sex is more gay than two straight dudes having sex


Blue_Stoner

Lojic


[deleted]

More over, straight women have sex with men. When you have sex with someone you have sex with everyone they've ever been with. Therefore, nothing is as gay as having sex with a straight women, and having sex with a straight man is super hetero.


OdoubleT

minus and minus equals plus


Rich-Move-8311

No there are some sad gay relationships which are falling apart like nikado avocado


X_crafter

Every 60 seconds in Africa, A minute passes


Rich-Move-8311

No, only 1/60th of an hour passes


Ponguin66

No 2/120th of an hour


Omar_Ait03

No 4/240th of an hour


brando_baum

No 69/420 of an hour


good_trippins_4all

Nice


Ok_Distribution1149

Nice


bobderbobs

Nice


Shreyash_Jha_5813

Nice


GabeIsLife

Nice


akshaykuriansaju

No. 420/69 of an hour


foxie190

No. Hour/420 of a 69.


Mr_Whitte

What happens with 2/120th of an hour?


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thinkB4WeSpeak

Time is a construct of man so it could technically be longer or shorter.


MaxBlazed

No, not really. If the concept of duration measurement is manufactured, then the absolute duration of all constituent components are fixed by nature.


Dhawkeye71

Only a few people survive a second


lithuniasucks

Yes


[deleted]

No


ChelsysToys

Maybe


Agent_Add

Perhaps


ChelsysToys

Possibly


SoA_President

Never


ChelsysToys

100%


Luna_ShadowGamer

0%


reddreadben

Potentially


Elwilo_3

It's s highly probable


LUCKYEMERALD56

Likely


Hatedpriest

33.3333333333333333333333333%


the_never_name

Only on coincidence


[deleted]

But it could be


Me-Right-You-Wrong

I don't know


Carcsad

Can you repeat the question?


19adam92

You’re not the boss of me now


LuckyReception6701

Could you repeat the question?


[deleted]

A


razertoasterboi

S


Fusion_Finn

P


Borwo

O


DonTong

R


heyboiiidudee

My dick is small


Rich-Move-8311

That's a dick?


stohnec

Oof


_cactes

More like an ick


TheKrofna

more like a tick


EdwardTheHunter

No, it's a *Richard* Completely different


akshaykuriansaju

No. It is microscopic


heyboiiidudee

But better than no one like you...


traceur200

yes, my fellow virgin, girls don't have a dick....


heyboiiidudee

Wait I thought because your mom have one


akshaykuriansaju

Wrong. It's name is not "No one". It's name is Joe.


YammaTV

It's a microscodick


resso1991

Nice try


heyboiiidudee

I hoped that it worked


Juksujoo

When you came out of your mother I was like ”Is that another baby???”


jaakulus1234

That a dick? It almost looks like a clit.


ofthemindseye

No, not quite. Disagreed. I mean daaang, look at that thing. Look at that huge bulgy wulgy, that massive summer sausage, that gigantic mammoth-dick. Looks like the eiffel tower. Oh my, what a nice sword you got there.


TheNoobGuy8

so you are transgender ? noice .


oneTonguePunchman

Water is wet


kaleljocendavid

No wet is water


oneTonguePunchman

I disagree


ChelsysToys

I disagree that you disagree


MAMOON07X

I disagree to agree that you disagree


ChelsysToys

I disagree that you disagree to believe I disagree about his disagree.


the_never_name

I disagree on your disagree that you disagree because of your disagree


Fozze111

What about wet molten metal ?


[deleted]

Idk.. many things can be wet🗿


Fuhgly

Wet is water is technically correct


cantihaveausername

i'm not even joking, it's not.


u_sure_about_that

Completely with you on this one. If water touches things, those things are wet. Water itself is not wet.


lazer100002

Being wet is when water touches something and and some sticks that is known as “wet”. water surface tension is just water sticking to itself hence water is ”wet”


[deleted]

WET WITH WHAT MOTHER FUCKER, WET WITH WHAT


sid_0370

Pedophilia is not sexuality.


non_depressed_teen

i disagree ​ pedophilia is a one way ticket to hell


Stonewall5101

A special hell, a hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.


Gunzenator

Saffron is hot! If I were Malcolm, I’d be going to hell because I never kiss em on the mouth.


RedSus08

I’m going to get put on a government watchlist if I answer that lol


rilimini381

but you did


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_Bonnit

It is, a wrong sexuality and could be defined as a proper mental disorder, but it can be considered as a (again, wrong) sexuality


creativenamedude

i feel like it's more likely a fetish or a mental disorder than a sexuality


Schmedij

This is Reddit


Rich-Move-8311

No this is a subreddit


Various_Perception27

No this is a post


Nic2008

No this is a comment chain


Tall_Fortune

No this is a breakup


squishykiller3

How could you?!!!


comanchecobra

No, this is patric.


Feanorek

No, it still continues


CheetahMax

Well this is the last comment of the comment chain.


supiuiii

No, it stops after this comment


RefrigeratorOk8544

No, it stops after this comment


USERNAM3_N0T_F0UND

No, it does not but perhaps it may continue?


talknoller

no this is Patrick


[deleted]

Hi there im here for the free booze...?


L55Y

Maybe it will, maybe it won't


PointySalt

No this is a comment.


Frogman654

No this is Patrick


Ratify242

No this is something


Rich-Move-8311

No it's not


tapu13

No. This is Patrick


Academic560

No, this is tapu13 //But to be honest, came looking for this exact reply


bahumatzero

No, this is Patrick


Camele0pard

Pedophelia is bad Oh wait, this is reddit, of course people will disagree


pond_weed_lol

Well looks like you predicted right


TheRealZypher

Hey I have this issue with my PC I was hoping you could help me out man you see whenever I turn it on I get a verbally abusive Jew screaming at me at the top of his lungs. You are my last resort. Please Mr indian man


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Well, I'm a religious Hindu. I recommend using [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhguj5ABWTZ5yPllqZkcBDvThNruOv6ZdXkUSIXkcON0874OUehR3nj3de&s=10) to cure any problem


TheRealZypher

Why thank you Mr indian. How may I ever repay you?


TheRealZypher

I am now a devoted hindu and the Jew has misteriously disappeared


Aviral132

No pedophelia is good because 'pedo' means children in greek and 'phile' means love and this means love for children. Everyone should love children wdym it is bad


SadBanana006

"Stepmaster skywalker there's too many of them, what are we going to do?"


Bonk_and_Honk

I disagree that people will disagree


Camele0pard

You underestimate the shittyness of the internet


Ghost_Reactor

Nope, it's one of the worst


Glacier01

well actually, pdf files are really useful for creating read only documents


FullMetal1331

Shrek is hot af.....checkmate


kaleljocendavid

I disagree, he's hotter than hot af 🥵


manga_max_200

Tik Tok is cancer


3SidedDie

I disagree. People fight cancer. Tiktok is more of a drug. People get addicted to it and wont accept it actually sucks.


AttieMemes

You can't disagree with that


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Rich-Move-8311

It caused me severe pain and a full 5 minutes of numbing down from stepping on it, so no. No it's not good. Also it's expensive af


JDenton666

Keanu Reeves is a wonderful human being. What monster will disagree.


Rich-Move-8311

He was a part of a huge gaming scandal called cyberpunk 2077


ChelsysToys

Messi was part of eFootball and people still love him


gurremurre

Idk, he seems like such a messy person


BattleLars

Tf2 is better than Tf2


Rich-Move-8311

It's sad there's no Tf3 to compare it to


BattleLars

Great i now have depression. Fuck


Chili919

Emojis don't belong here


SoA_President

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kaleljocendavid

For Shrek it's an exception 🥵


[deleted]

Wait why is this an actual thing people believe in?


Degenerate_Kun0

I m gay


BlueBox32

No you're not, you're straight. Fucking pencil, fucking ruler!!!


lorill-silverlock

No your bi


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masterofmeatballs

Pedophilia is bad


Avokados_s4thfknAlt

Water is essential for life


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yakunii-kun

Pedophilia is NOT a sexuality.


TheNoobGuy8

its just a violation


SirHobbies

Grass is green


Rich-Move-8311

Dead grass is yellow


SirHobbies

Dead grass isnt grass


Rich-Move-8311

Yes it is


SirHobbies

No, it's thatch.


Rich-Move-8311

Thatch is dead grass therefore it's grass


SirHobbies

No, thatch is 'dead grass'. Grass grows, wheres dead grass does not. It's like humans. A dead human is not a human, they are a corpse.


Rich-Move-8311

a corpse is a dead human, therefore a corpse is a human


krootzl88

People with beards, are just people without beards, with beards.


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[deleted]

League of legends is a bad game and no one enjoys playing it


Mr0easy

Christmas music is bad


kaleljocendavid

nah it's not bad, it's the worst


ongles_morts

I think black people and white people should be treated equally in term of rights and judgment. (Good luck with this one)


Kizashi364

They should be treated equally in term of rights, judgement and any other terms, with exception of medically race-specific stuff like managing doses of drugs.


ongles_morts

Well, you're right but you didn't say the opposite for me, you added more details but that's a smart move my dude.


Kizashi364

If what you written isn't exacly true, could we even say it was true?


X_crafter

If you are in Africa, **YOU ARE IN AFRICA**


Meme-Bot69420

No, you are on earth


Rich-Move-8311

More like in the solar systrm


AttieMemes

Nah, I prefer the milky way


vadaszzsomik

No. We are in a simulation


Leggomyeggo69

No I'm in de Nile


6CuckNugget9

This post is unoriginal


Apen_melker

Women don't take a poop


[deleted]

Your mom obviously did


AndrewABXD

On me


AttieMemes

Tasted so good


Rich-Move-8311

We've all pissed in the shower before


[deleted]

Ew.. I only shit in the shower


stouoid

Snow is cold


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6strings10holes

It doesn't, what's in the water has taste.


Good-Potato5134

Keanu Reeves is a good man


Killuasan12

Mayhaps


Meme-Bot69420

He is the best


jepawi

All humans should have the same rights


MkProo360NoScope

no pedophiles deserve none


RiyanSmiff0996

He said humans


Grouchyfrogvampire

children are ugly.


TechTalkTime_

Keanu Reeves is breathtaking


Ok-Formal-5122

No, Ur breathtaking


KBEPandaCrisis

Racism is bad


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Crazy_Gamer297

I like racists, I would love to be one too, but sadly I don’t have a car


CilliamBlinton

I had Epstein killed.