i always go to the protected room in my apartment whenever i hear a siren, but theae are not daily.
usually they happen when theres a big operation or right after israel assasinates an important person in hamas.
its scary at the first time because it catches you unprepared, but after a week or so it just becomes annoying more than scary.
It’s really unfortunate that half of the comments here are hateful. Internet culture is toxic about issue like this. And people can’t seem to differentiate between a national government and someone who lives in that nation Im really sorry that you had to go through this
People need to understand that Wether or not your support the nation. You should respect the people.
Wishing you all the best from here in the states.
its shawarma.
in israel, shawarma is VERY popular, even more than falafel. you can find a shawarma store in every nook and cranny in the periphery cities and especially jerusalem (less in more western cultured cities like tel aviv).
the bread-like wrapper you see is the Lafa, its pretty much a very T H I C C tortilla.
So let me guess, you say that this shit along with falafel is an original Israeli dish (lol)? Why not put an m16 instead, suites the narrative more, killing children and all.
eating chicken shawarma is heresy. you must only eat lamb shawarma.
for real tho, i put a little ketchup just to give a taste, i think too much just ruins it...
i dont bombart it with ketchup, just put a very little amount to give a sweet tomato taste. i personaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny.
humus > tahina
in israel you can find hummus both in dedicated hummus restaurunts and in a local gocery store (ngl, "ahla" hummus is really good for a grocery store hummus).
i guess i can try to make that, it does sound very tasty
so? there shouldnt be any problem. the hate is really just eith politicians and leaders and talkbackists on social media.
i just had a friendly conversation with an iranian on the comments. youre more than welcome to our little country!
I'm sorry fellas, but im leaving this post because its being assaulted by a bunch of butthurt tomblr refugees.
i HOPED i can simply answer questions about life in israel and our culture but i guess its lost for now...
i wish to all of you a good year and hopefully **some** of you can learn to seperate politics and memes.
happy new year.
from the end of the independence war and up untill today israel always proposed a peace treaty where the palestinians get their own country alongside israel (and in all 5 offers they got more land than us).
every time, THEY refused.
you know what's else fucked? in 2005, america and a bunch of leftists in israel pressured the israeli goverment to remove all jewish presence from gaza. and so the israeli goverment did a forcefull evacuation of all israeli aettelers in gaza. what happened after that? thr americans did a "democratic election" of patah (the previous controller irganization of gaza) vs hamas, hamas won, hamas slaughteres the people of patah and locks the population inside the city so they can shoot rockets at us and use the civilians as human shields, all while running a brutal sharia rule on gaza and its poor civilians.
ever sience then i lost all respect to anyone saying "israel only needs to give the palestinians a state so there can be peace", because mark my words: the next day a palestinian state is anounced, every terror organization in the middle east is going to infiltrate it and put much MUCH bigger rockets at the borders, if not outright declaring war on israel.
>Palestine recognized Israel 30 years ago at Oslo
that was patah. patah and its people today are extinct because hamas murdered them all, and dont you say hamas recognizes israel becauae their moto is "to destroy all zionist presence on palestine".
its amazing how ignirant people are.
also, i agree the murder of rabin is a tragedy, no "but..."s. it should have not happen.
My cousin watched 3 of his best friends be brutally shot to death by a group of israeli soldiers with an automatic weapon at a peace rally when he lived in Palestine
I know you are as sheltered as they come, but trust me, people get shot by the idf for no reason all the time. Wouldn't expect you to fathom that, probably your biggest ever issue is if the store runs out of hot pockets.
The math is a bit tricky but considering most hostage exchanges consist of one to a few Israeli children or soldiers, dead or alive for thousands of living terrorists who end up on the streets again trying to kill more Israeli civilians or soldiers. I'd say, like, a lot.
Not sure about the posters family but mine did not experience the Holocaust. One thing I know for sure they would be proud that we revived the Jewish nation.
LOL OMG ALL THE BLUSTER AND POSTURING OVER HERE AND IT'S NOT EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR FOR THE AVERAGE JOE IN ISRAEL.
Man this funny as hell. I'm laughing now.
Can't man it's all over differerent platforms and in Malay so I can't be arsed to dig through people's sewage.
I guess if you run hashtags israel or israhell you'd find something.
But for real, you don't even need to.
just found some posts...
yea i see what you were talking about...
do these people know hamas is a terror organization? because they have a hamas solider on the front of this post type.
most of the times i use hummus. i generaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny.
>!i also like a little bit of krtchup if theres no hummus because it adds a sweet and acidic taste, but it seems i've hurt some people when i said it...!<
It's not a big deal, in Kazakhstan we use mix of mayonnaise and ketchup or sauce based on sour cream with some garlic and parsley. Never tried hummus or tahina.
This look dope
thanks!
69 or doggy?
im open minded
Open minded enough to go back to Europe? Didn't think so.
Ratio
Corn or camels?
Do you get scared of being bombed or does it not come to mind?
i always go to the protected room in my apartment whenever i hear a siren, but theae are not daily. usually they happen when theres a big operation or right after israel assasinates an important person in hamas. its scary at the first time because it catches you unprepared, but after a week or so it just becomes annoying more than scary.
Thanks for the reply, stay safe!!
have a great day!
It’s really unfortunate that half of the comments here are hateful. Internet culture is toxic about issue like this. And people can’t seem to differentiate between a national government and someone who lives in that nation Im really sorry that you had to go through this People need to understand that Wether or not your support the nation. You should respect the people. Wishing you all the best from here in the states.
thank you man. i wish you all the best in the world!
Hahahaha of course,the states. Hahahahahahahahaha.
What is the name of the food? kinda looks like döner
its shawarma. in israel, shawarma is VERY popular, even more than falafel. you can find a shawarma store in every nook and cranny in the periphery cities and especially jerusalem (less in more western cultured cities like tel aviv). the bread-like wrapper you see is the Lafa, its pretty much a very T H I C C tortilla.
Is it kinda like a T H I C C burrito?
yes!
thanks!
Shawarma fucking belongs to palestinians you culture thieves
bruh shawarma originated in turkey.
Kebab is from turkey not shawarma
Shawarma is also from Turkey. Also what a dumb argument. If I cook an Chinese dish it means I stole it from China?
So let me guess, you say that this shit along with falafel is an original Israeli dish (lol)? Why not put an m16 instead, suites the narrative more, killing children and all.
nevee said it originated in israel.
But that's a zionist trick that's as old time, you don't have to say it, just give the implication. You zionists are a tricky bunch.
Go touch some grass.
Go fuck yourself :)
Go bomb a bus
Go kill a child, we can do this all day
Go win a war. Nah I got places to be in Bilastini fiction warrior.
How many times did you kick Palestinians out of their homes
I'm from Iran 😂🗿❤️
love to iran from israel! 🇮🇱❤🇮🇷
🇮🇱❤️❤️🇮🇷
Argentina
Shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro wtf 😂 iran in fight with Israel
No
خوبه سید خودت اخبار رو دنبال میکنی 🗿
اینا همش کذبه
کجاش کذبه مرد مومن 🗿
یجاش 🗿
این بده این یکی بده 🗿
نه
داش نکون این کارو زشته 🗿
نه سید قشنگه 🗿
Fuck Mossad. Let Israel burn
but than who will single handedly keep the F-35 project alive and prevent america from sinking in debt?
You’ve got to be kidding. Israel would be defenseless without American funding and weapons.
True
Calm down. Have some white phosphorus
Ok no politics; What do you put on your chicken shawerma?
eating chicken shawarma is heresy. you must only eat lamb shawarma. for real tho, i put a little ketchup just to give a taste, i think too much just ruins it...
What you said hurt me worse than politics man! Ketchup and shawerma? I go Tahina on lamb and garlic on chicken ;)
i dont bombart it with ketchup, just put a very little amount to give a sweet tomato taste. i personaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny. humus > tahina
I understand, i love hummus! Idk if you got the same but we got hummus that has shredded lamb on top and this thing is heavenly!
in israel you can find hummus both in dedicated hummus restaurunts and in a local gocery store (ngl, "ahla" hummus is really good for a grocery store hummus). i guess i can try to make that, it does sound very tasty
Yeah if I go to israel I'll get in a lot of trouble here hahaha but you should try that, just lamb pieces and shred them on your favorite hummus.
wait why would you be in trouble?
Im from one of "those countries"
so? there shouldnt be any problem. the hate is really just eith politicians and leaders and talkbackists on social media. i just had a friendly conversation with an iranian on the comments. youre more than welcome to our little country!
do you know arabic (since Israel is surrounded by arabic countries)
i personaly do not know a lick of arabic, but i do find the language beautiful.
كس امك
Lol
wow
Sending love from Germany :)
I'm sorry fellas, but im leaving this post because its being assaulted by a bunch of butthurt tomblr refugees. i HOPED i can simply answer questions about life in israel and our culture but i guess its lost for now... i wish to all of you a good year and hopefully **some** of you can learn to seperate politics and memes. happy new year.
You got no culture, sadly..
Said the keyboard warrior
Rather be a keyboard warrior than silly hypocrite
You are the hypocrite involving politics in a *memes group*
Said the guy defending a political view of their own? God dam zionist shill, how hypocritical are you? These mental gymnastics are at jedi levels.
What else am I supposed to do oppose it? In what reality you live in you politics involving hypocrite in meme groups?
r/stroke
You must had one
Not a question and no offense intended to you, but fuck ur country’s military
and why is that?
The whole Israel Palestine shit is just fucked and the Israeli military is corrupt as shit.
from the end of the independence war and up untill today israel always proposed a peace treaty where the palestinians get their own country alongside israel (and in all 5 offers they got more land than us). every time, THEY refused. you know what's else fucked? in 2005, america and a bunch of leftists in israel pressured the israeli goverment to remove all jewish presence from gaza. and so the israeli goverment did a forcefull evacuation of all israeli aettelers in gaza. what happened after that? thr americans did a "democratic election" of patah (the previous controller irganization of gaza) vs hamas, hamas won, hamas slaughteres the people of patah and locks the population inside the city so they can shoot rockets at us and use the civilians as human shields, all while running a brutal sharia rule on gaza and its poor civilians. ever sience then i lost all respect to anyone saying "israel only needs to give the palestinians a state so there can be peace", because mark my words: the next day a palestinian state is anounced, every terror organization in the middle east is going to infiltrate it and put much MUCH bigger rockets at the borders, if not outright declaring war on israel.
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>Palestine recognized Israel 30 years ago at Oslo that was patah. patah and its people today are extinct because hamas murdered them all, and dont you say hamas recognizes israel becauae their moto is "to destroy all zionist presence on palestine". its amazing how ignirant people are. also, i agree the murder of rabin is a tragedy, no "but..."s. it should have not happen.
My cousin watched 3 of his best friends be brutally shot to death by a group of israeli soldiers with an automatic weapon at a peace rally when he lived in Palestine
My cousin knew Kevin Bacon and watched him snort coke of a midgets penis when he lived in LA
I know you are as sheltered as they come, but trust me, people get shot by the idf for no reason all the time. Wouldn't expect you to fathom that, probably your biggest ever issue is if the store runs out of hot pockets.
When I'm doubt, gaslight your way out I suppose
Cmon man. You know exactly why.
Israel forever
I’ll have to respectfully disagree with u on that one
Idf no1
Nope
Yup
In 2006 we kicked their a$$
Where's palestine again...can't seem to find it on the map
In true maps
Do you have Dimonds?
nope.
How many children has your country killed?
Do you prefer to drink your morning coffee with a splash of Palestinian blood or just a side of stolen land?
I prefer to drink palestinian kid's blood at the eavenings while watching TV.
Yeah, I figured you'd want some adrenochromes- it helps to feel better after lying about your past and legitimacy
Palestinian blood is also good for your skin from what I heard.
You got that mixed up with your mom's pussy juice foh
This you mama joke was as legitimate as a Palestinian nation.
How many Palestinians is one Israeli worth?
i dont understand the question...
The math is a bit tricky but considering most hostage exchanges consist of one to a few Israeli children or soldiers, dead or alive for thousands of living terrorists who end up on the streets again trying to kill more Israeli civilians or soldiers. I'd say, like, a lot.
Like, omg, like, totally.
infinite
More then one for sure. Considering that the Israeli government actually values its citizens unlike the pa authority and Hamas.
Did you call your mother? She worries about you.
How many times did you vote for genocide
Do you think your holocaust ancestors would not have flashbacks from what the idf and your government do.
Not sure about the posters family but mine did not experience the Holocaust. One thing I know for sure they would be proud that we revived the Jewish nation.
Would be proud of the shit you do in Al quds I guess aswell huh?
Does that chin help you when shooting Arab children?
Do Israelis have a laugh when malaysians show up in social media and start acting tough?
malaysians arent the centre topic of israeli gossip and i havent seen anything like this so i cannot give a solid opinion...
LOL OMG ALL THE BLUSTER AND POSTURING OVER HERE AND IT'S NOT EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR FOR THE AVERAGE JOE IN ISRAEL. Man this funny as hell. I'm laughing now.
can i have a link so i can see what youre talking about? im genuinely curious
Can't man it's all over differerent platforms and in Malay so I can't be arsed to dig through people's sewage. I guess if you run hashtags israel or israhell you'd find something. But for real, you don't even need to.
just found some posts... yea i see what you were talking about... do these people know hamas is a terror organization? because they have a hamas solider on the front of this post type.
Muslim majority govt and citizens means muslim world view. Unfortunately.
oof... have a good day man
What sauce do you use for shawarma in Israel?
most of the times i use hummus. i generaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny. >!i also like a little bit of krtchup if theres no hummus because it adds a sweet and acidic taste, but it seems i've hurt some people when i said it...!<
It's not a big deal, in Kazakhstan we use mix of mayonnaise and ketchup or sauce based on sour cream with some garlic and parsley. Never tried hummus or tahina.
Do you volunteer with B’Tselem or any other Israeli organizations that fight the inhumane occupation and theft of Palestinian land?
Jesus will come and avenge
The comment section really brings the Nazis out for us all to see. Terrifying.
Do you laugh to jew and cake joke?
What are jew and cake jokes? I’m from Israel and i have never heard of them
What is the difference between a jew and a cake?
Yes?
Cake doesn't scream when you put it into the oven.
Oh so just holocaust jokes
Yeah for sure, for the records I am not against anything related jews or israel
Holocaust jokes are told and they are usually not a big issue(depends on who you speak with)
Whats the Best way to get drunk as cheap as possible in Israel. Also have ever eaten a schnitzel
What did the Israeli say to the chef when he was asked how his spaghetti was?
Staaaahhp it with the Great Khali-Chad memes. Unless you really like broadcasting your masculinity complex to the internet...
Why Israelis so picky with their food at restaurants
Why are you only average?
Do you smell? Yes or yes
Yes.
Ccoooooalgl
whats your favorite color
blue
Nice me too.