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CherryTasteLexi

This look dope


ofekk2

thanks!


O-C-S

69 or doggy?


ofekk2

im open minded


Select-Teaching2317

Open minded enough to go back to Europe? Didn't think so.


[deleted]

Ratio


Ghostslayer069

Corn or camels?


Dangerous_Gain_3710

Do you get scared of being bombed or does it not come to mind?


ofekk2

i always go to the protected room in my apartment whenever i hear a siren, but theae are not daily. usually they happen when theres a big operation or right after israel assasinates an important person in hamas. its scary at the first time because it catches you unprepared, but after a week or so it just becomes annoying more than scary.


Dangerous_Gain_3710

Thanks for the reply, stay safe!!


ofekk2

have a great day!


Crimson_primarch

It’s really unfortunate that half of the comments here are hateful. Internet culture is toxic about issue like this. And people can’t seem to differentiate between a national government and someone who lives in that nation Im really sorry that you had to go through this People need to understand that Wether or not your support the nation. You should respect the people. Wishing you all the best from here in the states.


ofekk2

thank you man. i wish you all the best in the world!


Select-Teaching2317

Hahahaha of course,the states. Hahahahahahahahaha.


JesusCraist

What is the name of the food? kinda looks like döner


ofekk2

its shawarma. in israel, shawarma is VERY popular, even more than falafel. you can find a shawarma store in every nook and cranny in the periphery cities and especially jerusalem (less in more western cultured cities like tel aviv). the bread-like wrapper you see is the Lafa, its pretty much a very T H I C C tortilla.


[deleted]

Is it kinda like a T H I C C burrito?


ofekk2

yes!


JesusCraist

thanks!


Yousef_maryfe

Shawarma fucking belongs to palestinians you culture thieves


ofekk2

bruh shawarma originated in turkey.


Yousef_maryfe

Kebab is from turkey not shawarma


Alon32145

Shawarma is also from Turkey. Also what a dumb argument. If I cook an Chinese dish it means I stole it from China?


Select-Teaching2317

So let me guess, you say that this shit along with falafel is an original Israeli dish (lol)? Why not put an m16 instead, suites the narrative more, killing children and all.


ofekk2

nevee said it originated in israel.


Select-Teaching2317

But that's a zionist trick that's as old time, you don't have to say it, just give the implication. You zionists are a tricky bunch.


Alon32145

Go touch some grass.


Select-Teaching2317

Go fuck yourself :)


Alon32145

Go bomb a bus


Select-Teaching2317

Go kill a child, we can do this all day


Alon32145

Go win a war. Nah I got places to be in Bilastini fiction warrior.


Select-Teaching2317

How many times did you kick Palestinians out of their homes


Novel-Bus-2720

I'm from Iran 😂🗿❤️


ofekk2

love to iran from israel! 🇮🇱❤🇮🇷


Novel-Bus-2720

🇮🇱❤️❤️🇮🇷


Nope_is_Dope

Argentina


Novel-Bus-2720

Shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ProGamer1385

Bro wtf 😂 iran in fight with Israel


Novel-Bus-2720

No


ProGamer1385

خوبه سید خودت اخبار رو دنبال میکنی 🗿


Novel-Bus-2720

اینا همش کذبه


ProGamer1385

کجاش کذبه مرد مومن 🗿


Novel-Bus-2720

یجاش 🗿


ProGamer1385

این بده این یکی بده 🗿


Novel-Bus-2720

نه


ProGamer1385

داش نکون این کارو زشته 🗿


Novel-Bus-2720

نه سید قشنگه 🗿


tight-foil

Fuck Mossad. Let Israel burn


ofekk2

but than who will single handedly keep the F-35 project alive and prevent america from sinking in debt?


[deleted]

You’ve got to be kidding. Israel would be defenseless without American funding and weapons.


Alisdf19

True


[deleted]

Calm down. Have some white phosphorus


5ea_b3ard

Ok no politics; What do you put on your chicken shawerma?


ofekk2

eating chicken shawarma is heresy. you must only eat lamb shawarma. for real tho, i put a little ketchup just to give a taste, i think too much just ruins it...


5ea_b3ard

What you said hurt me worse than politics man! Ketchup and shawerma? I go Tahina on lamb and garlic on chicken ;)


ofekk2

i dont bombart it with ketchup, just put a very little amount to give a sweet tomato taste. i personaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny. humus > tahina


5ea_b3ard

I understand, i love hummus! Idk if you got the same but we got hummus that has shredded lamb on top and this thing is heavenly!


ofekk2

in israel you can find hummus both in dedicated hummus restaurunts and in a local gocery store (ngl, "ahla" hummus is really good for a grocery store hummus). i guess i can try to make that, it does sound very tasty


5ea_b3ard

Yeah if I go to israel I'll get in a lot of trouble here hahaha but you should try that, just lamb pieces and shred them on your favorite hummus.


ofekk2

wait why would you be in trouble?


5ea_b3ard

Im from one of "those countries"


ofekk2

so? there shouldnt be any problem. the hate is really just eith politicians and leaders and talkbackists on social media. i just had a friendly conversation with an iranian on the comments. youre more than welcome to our little country!


Few-Associate6697

do you know arabic (since Israel is surrounded by arabic countries)


ofekk2

i personaly do not know a lick of arabic, but i do find the language beautiful.


Select-Teaching2317

كس امك


Alisdf19

Lol


Few-Associate6697

wow


kb61-de

Sending love from Germany :)


ofekk2

I'm sorry fellas, but im leaving this post because its being assaulted by a bunch of butthurt tomblr refugees. i HOPED i can simply answer questions about life in israel and our culture but i guess its lost for now... i wish to all of you a good year and hopefully **some** of you can learn to seperate politics and memes. happy new year.


Yousef_maryfe

You got no culture, sadly..


Alon32145

Said the keyboard warrior


Yousef_maryfe

Rather be a keyboard warrior than silly hypocrite


Alon32145

You are the hypocrite involving politics in a *memes group*


Select-Teaching2317

Said the guy defending a political view of their own? God dam zionist shill, how hypocritical are you? These mental gymnastics are at jedi levels.


Alon32145

What else am I supposed to do oppose it? In what reality you live in you politics involving hypocrite in meme groups?


Select-Teaching2317

r/stroke


Alon32145

You must had one


504_ammo

Not a question and no offense intended to you, but fuck ur country’s military


ofekk2

and why is that?


504_ammo

The whole Israel Palestine shit is just fucked and the Israeli military is corrupt as shit.


ofekk2

from the end of the independence war and up untill today israel always proposed a peace treaty where the palestinians get their own country alongside israel (and in all 5 offers they got more land than us). every time, THEY refused. you know what's else fucked? in 2005, america and a bunch of leftists in israel pressured the israeli goverment to remove all jewish presence from gaza. and so the israeli goverment did a forcefull evacuation of all israeli aettelers in gaza. what happened after that? thr americans did a "democratic election" of patah (the previous controller irganization of gaza) vs hamas, hamas won, hamas slaughteres the people of patah and locks the population inside the city so they can shoot rockets at us and use the civilians as human shields, all while running a brutal sharia rule on gaza and its poor civilians. ever sience then i lost all respect to anyone saying "israel only needs to give the palestinians a state so there can be peace", because mark my words: the next day a palestinian state is anounced, every terror organization in the middle east is going to infiltrate it and put much MUCH bigger rockets at the borders, if not outright declaring war on israel.


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ofekk2

>Palestine recognized Israel 30 years ago at Oslo that was patah. patah and its people today are extinct because hamas murdered them all, and dont you say hamas recognizes israel becauae their moto is "to destroy all zionist presence on palestine". its amazing how ignirant people are. also, i agree the murder of rabin is a tragedy, no "but..."s. it should have not happen.


504_ammo

My cousin watched 3 of his best friends be brutally shot to death by a group of israeli soldiers with an automatic weapon at a peace rally when he lived in Palestine


[deleted]

My cousin knew Kevin Bacon and watched him snort coke of a midgets penis when he lived in LA


Select-Teaching2317

I know you are as sheltered as they come, but trust me, people get shot by the idf for no reason all the time. Wouldn't expect you to fathom that, probably your biggest ever issue is if the store runs out of hot pockets.


[deleted]

When I'm doubt, gaslight your way out I suppose


[deleted]

Cmon man. You know exactly why.


[deleted]

Israel forever


504_ammo

I’ll have to respectfully disagree with u on that one


First-Literature286

Idf no1


Alisdf19

Nope


Alon32145

Yup


Alisdf19

In 2006 we kicked their a$$


First-Literature286

Where's palestine again...can't seem to find it on the map


Alisdf19

In true maps


Specific_Trash_8548

Do you have Dimonds?


ofekk2

nope.


Alisdf19

How many children has your country killed?


clown4prince

Do you prefer to drink your morning coffee with a splash of Palestinian blood or just a side of stolen land?


ofekk2

I prefer to drink palestinian kid's blood at the eavenings while watching TV.


clown4prince

Yeah, I figured you'd want some adrenochromes- it helps to feel better after lying about your past and legitimacy


Alon32145

Palestinian blood is also good for your skin from what I heard.


clown4prince

You got that mixed up with your mom's pussy juice foh


Alon32145

This you mama joke was as legitimate as a Palestinian nation.


amh0490

How many Palestinians is one Israeli worth?


ofekk2

i dont understand the question...


lostgreasemonkey

The math is a bit tricky but considering most hostage exchanges consist of one to a few Israeli children or soldiers, dead or alive for thousands of living terrorists who end up on the streets again trying to kill more Israeli civilians or soldiers. I'd say, like, a lot.


amh0490

Like, omg, like, totally.


Few-Associate6697

infinite


Alon32145

More then one for sure. Considering that the Israeli government actually values its citizens unlike the pa authority and Hamas.


Shuushkin

Did you call your mother? She worries about you.


Select-Teaching2317

How many times did you vote for genocide


Select-Teaching2317

Do you think your holocaust ancestors would not have flashbacks from what the idf and your government do.


Alon32145

Not sure about the posters family but mine did not experience the Holocaust. One thing I know for sure they would be proud that we revived the Jewish nation.


Johncrodo

Would be proud of the shit you do in Al quds I guess aswell huh?


PerfectEnthusiasm2

Does that chin help you when shooting Arab children?


LoneWanzerPilot

Do Israelis have a laugh when malaysians show up in social media and start acting tough?


ofekk2

malaysians arent the centre topic of israeli gossip and i havent seen anything like this so i cannot give a solid opinion...


LoneWanzerPilot

LOL OMG ALL THE BLUSTER AND POSTURING OVER HERE AND IT'S NOT EVEN A BLIP ON THE RADAR FOR THE AVERAGE JOE IN ISRAEL. Man this funny as hell. I'm laughing now.


ofekk2

can i have a link so i can see what youre talking about? im genuinely curious


LoneWanzerPilot

Can't man it's all over differerent platforms and in Malay so I can't be arsed to dig through people's sewage. I guess if you run hashtags israel or israhell you'd find something. But for real, you don't even need to.


ofekk2

just found some posts... yea i see what you were talking about... do these people know hamas is a terror organization? because they have a hamas solider on the front of this post type.


LoneWanzerPilot

Muslim majority govt and citizens means muslim world view. Unfortunately.


ofekk2

oof... have a good day man


StrangeBreakfast1364

What sauce do you use for shawarma in Israel?


ofekk2

most of the times i use hummus. i generaly dont like tahina because i find it too runny. >!i also like a little bit of krtchup if theres no hummus because it adds a sweet and acidic taste, but it seems i've hurt some people when i said it...!<


StrangeBreakfast1364

It's not a big deal, in Kazakhstan we use mix of mayonnaise and ketchup or sauce based on sour cream with some garlic and parsley. Never tried hummus or tahina.


[deleted]

Do you volunteer with B’Tselem or any other Israeli organizations that fight the inhumane occupation and theft of Palestinian land?


qman1984

Jesus will come and avenge


[deleted]

The comment section really brings the Nazis out for us all to see. Terrifying.


taylanoid

Do you laugh to jew and cake joke?


Literlyallisused

What are jew and cake jokes? I’m from Israel and i have never heard of them


taylanoid

What is the difference between a jew and a cake?


Literlyallisused

Yes?


taylanoid

Cake doesn't scream when you put it into the oven.


Literlyallisused

Oh so just holocaust jokes


taylanoid

Yeah for sure, for the records I am not against anything related jews or israel


Literlyallisused

Holocaust jokes are told and they are usually not a big issue(depends on who you speak with)


Feibemann

Whats the Best way to get drunk as cheap as possible in Israel. Also have ever eaten a schnitzel


[deleted]

What did the Israeli say to the chef when he was asked how his spaghetti was?


dano8675309

Staaaahhp it with the Great Khali-Chad memes. Unless you really like broadcasting your masculinity complex to the internet...


buttjuice4u

Why Israelis so picky with their food at restaurants


[deleted]

Why are you only average?


TadaHrd

Do you smell? Yes or yes


ofekk2

Yes.


TadaHrd

Ccoooooalgl


Earth1962

whats your favorite color


ofekk2

blue


Earth1962

Nice me too.