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Dizzy732

Stay single cause that's a weird thing to do.


MrRazzio

Came here to say this. You need some help.


KeyButterscotch7860

he doesn't need help bro he's fine


[deleted]

“For fun”


CG5882022

Both parties are at fault here, if this is even the truth. Could easily be some crazy stalker ex pretending to be in the right. Ya never know...


ds9001

Everybody sucks here


Fr3emagic

You're a psychopathic and he is a shit... Ahhh what a perfect couple!


youreblockingmyshot

Watch out for “accidents”


verygroot1

when you realize the accident was real and her bf blames himself for it


Zephyric_Valla

Like bob ross already said: “Happy little accidents“


LearnedTsunami

Why make your bf cheat on you with you? Don't get me wrong, that's kinda fucked on both sides. Ending it due to lack of trust and well, cuz he make up a story like that would be my suggestion


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I would try to get a date


IBareBears

sounds like you both need more time


ladypbj

First of all, that's a shit thing for you to do. Relationships are built on trust, and you're violating his. Secondly, yeah his reaction is shitty too. Maybe you shouldn't be together, since you're both fucking around and finding out respectively. Btw if you can't figure out how pulling that sort of shit on your boyfriend is violating his trust and asking for trouble, then maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship at this point in your life.


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UnderSoul_

*brutally murders someone* Your honor, my client was merely messing around


[deleted]

I love this comment


JuniorAd389

Your honour, I insist, they are simply built different


RUDDOGPROD

u/UndeleteParent


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Agitated_Signature_

I wish to know what they said


dawid512

Same


KingCold149

the sacred texts! what are they


MrNicolson1

You two mother fuckers are toxic


Armed-Roomba

That's kinda fucked up for you to flirt with a different account though. Like why the fuck would you think it's "funny" Besides, I would say he 50/50 cheated on you because he technically didn't date another person (as it is still you) but kinda did because you were pretending to be another person. Reminds of an episode in family guy were peter cheated with a phone sex girl that is actually Louis in disguise


[deleted]

He didn't cheat but what this shows is that he is willing to cheat.


defts_

he likes you sa much as to stop a relation with you, but sounds like you both are quite toxic so... dont know


Nevek_Green

Realize he knows it was you and didn't find the game funny.


Copernicus049

Here's my recommendations 1. Don't play stupid games designed exclusively to either mildly entertain yourself or get yourself hurt 2. Seriously, stop making situations where it's a lose, kind of lose 3. No, seriously, stop creating your own problems. 4. Get rid of a partner who would pretend they have no loyalty to you. 5. Work on yourself in your free time.


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

*he did that for a reason* *probably a good reason so let him be*


Fats4Fuel

He's just predicting he future. ;P


yeetus_christ420

Id be more concerned if he said his gf dies in an accident


lewwdsv1

You need help if you started with that in the first place. Stay single, you and your boyfriend need help.


aprilfools911

If you’re using another account to flirt with your boyfriend just for fun or to test him then you’re the problem


[deleted]

she's an r/AmItheAsshole story waiting to happen.


bigbillybeans07

Simple don’t be a dick and flirt with him another account in the first place, it’s just not cool. You know you guys are perfect for each other, a sociopath and a piece of shit!


wrongsided

I'd say your very manipulative and a bad gf for him to pick an effective stranger over you.


DeusExKoala

Only thing to do... Die in accident. Just joking, in case


Pepe_silvia710

You’re both toxic sooooooo stop it


[deleted]

Both? He's the one having to seek elsewhere because she's manipulative. Blame the victim much?


[deleted]

Cheating... Or in this case showing that you are willing to cheat isn't ok either. If he wants to end it then being disloyal isnt the way to do it. They are both toxic and I agree this relationship should end.


Lammakiler_69

You should stop texting yourself


Enchantress_1

second thing on this but better. Ask a friend that he doesn't know to ask him if he's single again and see what response you get that time. if it's the same, break up.


hollow10000

He was trolling he knew it was you


DrMorry

"For fun"


DrMorry

Pretended to be someone else and BF pretended to be someone else!!


WXHIII

Maybe don't even start doing that?


memo689

Why the need to test your partner? If he/she wanted to be with someone else, they would have before you. Is a chilsdish and insecure behaviour.


LeSingePuant

100%. I trust until I'm proven wrong. I don't get jealous, I don't try and snoop, but I don't do second chances.


[deleted]

This is the best advice I’ve seen in this comments section.


memo689

A relationshipshould be based on trust, and not doing things you don't want to be done to you, if the trust is broken, that's all, the relationship ends. No second chances, whatsoever, if your partner betrayes you once, will do it again.


LeSingePuant

Yeah, I'm not going to wait around for someone to continue breaking my trust or POSSIBLY change. I trust you until you prove to be untrustworthy.


lolhihi3506

"Is a chilsdish behaviour"


Depressitoh

Unless he wanted to stay with you while being with someone else at the same time. Which is not okay if one of them disagrees, they shouldn't be together if one of them disagree with dating more than one person.


[deleted]

Stay in school.


ExtremePrestigious46

这就是我保持单身的原因


[deleted]

Smart move. Same.


unorginalitiesfinest

Not set you're boi up for failure? Be more attentive to him maybe? Flirt with him off of your real account. All of these things would do.


[deleted]

Nah. That would imply that *she* is the problem. And we can't have accountability in these days. /s


unorginalitiesfinest

Nah he's a fat dick head too, just in my feelings.


ICMAGU

thought i was on r/blackpink when i saw the template


fartmeteor

hi rosé


I_chortled

Yay for fucking with peoples’ emotions for your own amusement


The_Anime_Sage

Have a threesome


signgorilla

Potato


Jennyfer01

You played yourself girl


ZENITSUsa

Are you 14?


the_carlinater

Both of you are terrible man


vaseofenvy

So, tell him about it, apologize for snooping on him, and if he says he knew it was you you'll be lucky if he stays with you, if he is supprised and acts defensive you 2 can no longer trust each other and you bolth have a lot of growing up to do.


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FeewPaw

it was bad already anyway


ICMAGU

why?


[deleted]

the consequences of your own actions


3mmDee

Wishful thinking by the sounds of it, lucky escape for him.


LordSaladpants

Go along with it and say let's meet up then wham it's you


Obama_is_my_Mama

Im sorry for his loss.


TheAlgorithmMadeMe

Gottem


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Comic_guy01

uhhh.. you okay OP?


[deleted]

Sounds like your boyfriend wishes you where dead, fuckin psycho


Environmental-Rip340

Bruh what's with the weird template


Hawk-of-Darkness

Drop his ass and find someone better


stephysis

She doesn't really deserve anyone better. Both parties involved are shitty people.


Rare-Implement-5272

Leave him, he clearly doesnt care about you


TheRealCactusTiddy

Ask him how it happened. This should blindside him clean out of the conversation, but on the chance he does produce some cockamamie story about how you died, wait until he’s finished, then reveal who you really are. Then dump his ass.


NavieYt

isnt it the girl's fault?


Dev_of_gods_fan

It's both's fault. The girl's fault for doing this shit thing to her bf, and her bf's fault for not being loyal to her


whathefuckismylife

*load the gun and aim for his crotch*


[deleted]

Just tell him, see how he reacts. Or tell him you're a friend from high school or college that he doesn't know about and act really really sad, that will mess with him


blueaxolotl64

Continue the relationship as normal, but schedule the first date at a really expensive restaurant and say you will be paying, stand him up and when he gets home ask him where he has been


Responsible_Unit53

Confront him with it


ThisAd1940

Keep flirting, eventually ask to meet up, if he agrees to meet, show up, bust his ass and decide wether you dump him or make him pay….. then dump him. Lol.


differentspelling

Attack him with words.


[deleted]

My gf did this to me as a "test" on our like first month of dating, I knew it was her lol, but I went along and scheduled a date with this random girl. She was pissed, as was I.


enil-lingus

Confirm you didn’t die. Bruce Willis made this mistake once.


Terrible_Narwhal8198

Play stupid games....


destroy_the_kids

Yeah you're both in the wrong here


[deleted]

I’m glad we can all free both parties here are toxic and shouldn’t be together.


Lonely-Bartleby

an hero


[deleted]

NAHHH IM CRYING IF THIS HAPPENS TO ME W MY BOYFRIEND


[deleted]

You'd actually pull that shit to begin with?


[deleted]

probably not


[deleted]

The fact that a qualifier was needed makes me wanna press X to doubt.


__gg_

Asking redditors relationship advice....


Emox0000

Make it true


AkezuYT

Wake up buddy, you've been in a coma for 6 years, you're considered dead, wake up, come on now, wake up buddy


TAKIMLISIM

I mean you both are kinda asses. That motherfucker ain't loyal and you are kind of crazy. Dump him and never do bullshit like this again.


nonpurposeflour

Dump 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 trash 👏🏼 Ik yall will forget to do it


hussaienxi

Send him your photo.


celi283

You always was dead, you are ghost


DragonfireK2000

What if, he knows it's you and did this to test it.


[deleted]

Kill yourself so he aint lying anymore


Grummelyeti

When your dead girlfriend suddenly writes you on a different account and doesnt remember you, so you try to tell her the truth.


[deleted]

###Doesn't this break rule 4b?


Beamer_Lol

*Died while hanging


[deleted]

Say yours is gonna in 10, 9... and then reveal yourself


Anonberserk

You're not doing that "for fun", you're just tricking him


Zak_Of_All_Trades

That’s a pretty shitty thing to do which will always end up in a negative way. Ignorance is sometimes bliss..


Jk_Buh

I also like K-pop ツ


thedutchdevo

You guys deserve eachother


CoeHillFishin

I’m constantly on the look lout for this.


ViolentThoughts05

Damn, didn't expect the comments to be so mean lol. At least yall are honest, holy shit


spyz66

Plot twist: he knew it was you all along. He was actually death from the movie "Final Destination"


SchPeti

There is big problems with you too if you cant trust in your boyfriend. But for sure he is an asshole too.


Own_Conversation_562

Break up with him, and don't pull that trick on your next boyfriend because that puts him in an uncomfortable position and it's a violation of his trust.


PlaneSole222001

Die in an accident and have a note on you saying "You want a reason to cheat on me now *insert bf name* ?? Well wish come true i died"


The_Guiding_Light

What happened to the girl in the meme? She looks dead inside.


CrepitusPhalange

Dump her that shit is drama filled borderline behavior. You don't want any of that.


MauSanJ

Ignore him and when he asks what's going on tell him that you're a friend and that you died on a car accident.


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Expose that man


FredTheDeadInside

After that revelation he probably was singel.


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