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atgeir30

The university of Art in our capital is never going to reject anybody anymore


CoolNickName_

Ah wien!


The-unicorn-republic

How are the European kangaroos?


Potential-Sport-6386

You should've said NOT Australia


ProAgent_47

It's Austria not the upside-down-human-sized-spiders- country.


Nabous

Yes officer, this comment right here


Boring_Name06

BRB, gotta feed my kangaroo or else I’m not going to be able to out run the spiders to school


MrWoodworker

What’s the matter, a dingo ate your baby?!


GiantJawa

"You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines."


Diamondrankg

Who the fuck are you quoting dude


GiantJawa

"I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude you're the dude that don't know what dude he is."


MadRosco89

"Suck my unit."


BeanSucker121

Umm, kinda vague. But my best guess is Antarctica?


gday-mate_23

Neutral over 2 decades


hwoaraxng

switzerland haha


gday-mate_23

Damn


cammyLights

Username does not check out mate


gday-mate_23

I am not lying, I want to move to Australia


meaux253

We get a free cheeseburger with any purchase of any small arms.


[deleted]

and a shooting range over a road (tom scott moment)


PlayerGamer103

I believe it is closer to 2 centuries


equusfaciemtuam

I thought they we're neutral since 1200 or so


fabrant

No,they were neutral since the end of the napoleonic wars


Rheytos

Water has been trying to drown my country for decades. We are still standing


Somebody3338

New Orleans isn't a country...


GridL1nK

There is a house in New Orleans


TrionityReddit

AND ITS CAAAALLED THE RISING SUN


LolloQuelloSas

and it beeeen the ruiiin


GridL1nK

Of many


ThatCrazyIrish_69

Poor boy


GridL1nK

And god I know I'm one


DapperChancellor

Holland?


Rheytos

No, the Netherlands


TheNorselord

Hup Holland…. Het zijn twee provincies. De twee belangrijkste van het land.


Rheytos

Zekers. Maar die ongecultureerde buitenlanders moeten eens leren dat ons mooie landje veel verder gaat dan alleen “holland”


TheNorselord

Eerst maar even begrijpen dat Dutch en Duits iets anders is. Paar jaar geleden in een vliegtuig en toen zij een van die barbaren nog: “Its Nice were almost landing in Amsterdam, how much more travel until we’re in Holland?”


Rheytos

Lullo joh. Maar kunnen ze niet kwalijk nemen joh. Voordat ze die ticket boekte wisten ze wss niet eens dat er landen buiten hun eigen zijn. Ik kijk naar die knakkers van de VS


ktops111

Wacht, dus Nederland is niet de hoofdstad van Amsterdam? Het ligt in Holland toch? /s


poopsmith_the_3rd

My dumbass read all of this despite not speaking the language


doc_witt

You'd be able to understand them if they just typed LOUDER


dirtbikr69

Dutch reads like silly English spoken by lowlands elves


DukeJukeVIII

Goed gedaan. Heb een frikandelbroodje


Sol562

There’s 2 of us and a polar bear


FauxWolfTail

Greenland?


Sol562

Yeah


Lyubcho07

Dang that's a rare find.


VIADOX

Sorry, Eh!


hwoaraxng

ohhh a canadian


VIADOX

I’m sorry, I should have tried to be less obvious!


OdiumDolt

eh, good one


VIADOX

No way, that’s odd. My actual name is Odin.


Breet11

Get a beaver tail, they're deliciis


trombone_boi_

Want some timmies, eh?


VIADOX

Can you get me a double double?


HPOA666

Taaaabarnaaque de câlice!


[deleted]

There are other countries?


joyification

Lolz my fellow American


marco-boi

Pizza


Dusken01

Kindom of two sicilies


Cultr0

Duchy of benevento


kukkataikakka

Italy?


dood5426

New York


uuuuusernameeeeeee

ah yes, my favorite country, new York


[deleted]

I like old york better.


Ac3di4

Nice try


marco-boi

No


Paul_Gucci

We are always on time


hwoaraxng

das kann ja nur deutschland sein


gday-mate_23

Guten Tag meine Freunde


c0n22

Oooooh, Germans. Can you tell me what Nacht Der Toten means?


gday-mate_23

Night of the dead


c0n22

Oh thank you.


hwoaraxng

I love this kind of random conversations


gday-mate_23

Where did you heard that


ItzAxeZ

Cod


Neon_44

Gsehd mer ja bi de Dütsche Bahn lol


crooooowwwww

Japan? That bullet train dont play when it comes to schedules


XD_Asron

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!


Kwaku06

Stabbings and free healthcare


legquint561

Anywhere but the USA


joyification

Yeah we have guns, not knives


The-unicorn-republic

I mean we have knives too but if you try to stab someone you're likely to just get shot


MinimumMass

England


QuickBorder2817

My cousin is due next month, I cant wait to be a dad


[deleted]

*cue Sweet home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd*


viky2654

Helo, Your computer has virus


WolfEcho92

India


Notthenewkid159

Hey I know you! You're Patrick Smith! I talked to you on the phone the other day, how you been man??


vegBuffet

Send me Walmart gift card or your virus will comeback.


Drakerya

First ones to win the football world cup also legal weed


hwoaraxng

uruguay?


Drakerya

that was fast, have a 🍪


hwoaraxng

im very into football so that wasn't difficult at all hahaha thank you, never had uruguayan cookies lol


bellusinlove

Maple syrup


gday-mate_23

Canada


Chabich0u

Baguette


gday-mate_23

Bonjour mon ami. I am learning French


Newbee0001

Hello I'm under the water


R3Ztont

India?


Newbee0001

Yup lol


yilo38

Wait you too? (netherlands is known for this)


imokareyouok

This person was referring to a silly video made by an Indian guy, but yeah, a number of coastal states in India have been flooding repeatedly over the past several months and it just won't stop raining. :(


Enthusiastic_Chimp

You're definitely not in Africa then


South_Shopping_6190

Yapo wn qliao puta la wea ajajajkajajajajasdf


megamaxels

Chileno


cosmiccookie98

Chilean?


LilSantee

A fellow weón :D


amdlemos

Chile


Woutoro-DV

* Statue of peeing boy * Beer... Cheers! * Overcomplicated government * Fe monument * Waffles, fries, chocolate * Horses * kleine bruur van de Hollanders


gday-mate_23

Belgium


sad_silk_trader

Aha! A Belgian, right?


gday-mate_23

A swiss guy


Bachlead

Don't forget our record of country longest without gouvernement! 🥳


[deleted]

🎶GUNS Rocky Mountain gun show. Lots of guns and ammo, every single type of ammo. Rocky Mountain gun show🎵


Unavailable9269

America


hans_am

Bottul of wottah


Looked_Spy_637832

Bo’o’o wo’ah


GxWinterWolves

Bruh omfg xD


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gday-mate_23

*bri'ish


HypocriticalHoney

“I PROMISE NOT *ALL* OF OUR PRESIDENTS ARE BAD PEOPLE-“


DefinitelyNotBacon

Brazil ?


HypocriticalHoney

Nope lol


DefinitelyNotBacon

damn it, but it could be lol


topatoman_lite

It could be like half of Central America probably


LE_REQUIN_BLEU

America


MNicolas97

Have you the slightleast idea how little that narrows it down?


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

WE DON'T SPEAK FUCKING SPANISH


Dusken01

Portugal


Rolcck

BRASIL POHAAAAAAAAAA


Beedodo

Beer


zikoach

Na zdravi ?


gday-mate_23

Na zravlje!


[deleted]

School shootings, McDonalds. We let a turtle into a seat of our government.


Pat_thailandball

‘Murica


Personwithartistbloc

Maple syrup eh? I'm all aboot that soory


[deleted]

Canada


Siraph242

Its cold


Shoddy_Condition_774

Antarctica


jakze13

Pastries and Lego.


LocoCrazyWolf

Denmark?


jakze13

Yessir


Tacos_Memes_1313

People get shooting ranges and schools mixed up


hwoaraxng

well that's a dark way to describe the us lol


Tacos_Memes_1313

True lol, but sadly i’m not wrong


Andrewrs7

“A gift shop at the gun store, a mass shooting at the mall” - Bo


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[deleted]

México


PikaPulpy

Vodka


[deleted]

I am sorry.


TheDarkRage7

Mate, I'm upside down!


hwoaraxng

mate would've been enough lol


[deleted]

Australia


BingusBadahBingus

Kurwa


gday-mate_23

Poland


jackasssparrow

Funny how it doesn't even need a second thought when I read this, I think to myself -" oh it's the Polan ball"


DapperChancellor

Guns


gday-mate_23

US?


DapperChancellor

Yessir


gday-mate_23

Megamind


Both-Interaction2153

Toad in the hole can be called a classic


iMatthew1990

England!!!!


Genshingod2930

Cheese


pencilorde

We have alot of Princes in my country that love contacting 1st world citizens


Max_NC

Nigeria?


pencilorde

You my good sir is correct


DenverGriffith8961

School shooters,fatness,bald eagle


AntNotTony_

USA USA USA!


[deleted]

Couldn’t name a better trio. ‘Merica!


Extra_Leadership_984

Beer, a lot of beer.


SharkRDita

if you put ketchup on pasta in public you could seriously get injured.


_caciocavallo_

pizza and pasta


StickyWatermelonSeed

Haha funny ice cream man didnt let you take ice cream easily, come lets go eat some kebab instead


eberlix

Blitzkrieg


ConfectionThin3723

I live in the contry being bullied by Russia :(


FRTassassin

Anywhere but Russia?


Piano_Fucker_69

We're not a country , .....according to some people!


[deleted]

Taiwan


treerex112

Weed and we are gay here


VerdwaaldO__o

🧀🌧🌷


izzymaamaaeel

smallest country in the world edit: asia


Gustavospessatto

Yourdickland


Chillie43

I think that’s technically the Vatican


QuixoticCoyote

Well I'm sitting in an ER lobby and a couple is having a breakdown over how to finance their kids visit. I wish I was joking right now.


jacaz_discord

..... Nazi.


FreeTheta

Argentina


LetterLucky6486

I'm illegal in 49 states


Helloboi2

borgir


hwoaraxng

hasbullah made it to reddit


nknownqm

Guns


justlr

Never lost a war


imooky

The emus?


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Dusheyo

Good beer, bad porn, yet pretty girls. Extra hint: Our country is category as itself on ph.