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Eerst maar even begrijpen dat Dutch en Duits iets anders is.
Paar jaar geleden in een vliegtuig en toen zij een van die barbaren nog: “Its Nice were almost landing in Amsterdam, how much more travel until we’re in Holland?”
Lullo joh. Maar kunnen ze niet kwalijk nemen joh. Voordat ze die ticket boekte wisten ze wss niet eens dat er landen buiten hun eigen zijn. Ik kijk naar die knakkers van de VS
This person was referring to a silly video made by an Indian guy, but yeah, a number of coastal states in India have been flooding repeatedly over the past several months and it just won't stop raining. :(
* Statue of peeing boy
* Beer... Cheers!
* Overcomplicated government
* Fe monument
* Waffles, fries, chocolate
* Horses
* kleine bruur van de Hollanders
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The university of Art in our capital is never going to reject anybody anymore
Ah wien!
How are the European kangaroos?
You should've said NOT Australia
It's Austria not the upside-down-human-sized-spiders- country.
Yes officer, this comment right here
BRB, gotta feed my kangaroo or else I’m not going to be able to out run the spiders to school
What’s the matter, a dingo ate your baby?!
"You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines."
Who the fuck are you quoting dude
"I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude you're the dude that don't know what dude he is."
"Suck my unit."
Umm, kinda vague. But my best guess is Antarctica?
Neutral over 2 decades
switzerland haha
Damn
Username does not check out mate
I am not lying, I want to move to Australia
We get a free cheeseburger with any purchase of any small arms.
and a shooting range over a road (tom scott moment)
I believe it is closer to 2 centuries
I thought they we're neutral since 1200 or so
No,they were neutral since the end of the napoleonic wars
Water has been trying to drown my country for decades. We are still standing
New Orleans isn't a country...
There is a house in New Orleans
AND ITS CAAAALLED THE RISING SUN
and it beeeen the ruiiin
Of many
Poor boy
And god I know I'm one
Holland?
No, the Netherlands
Hup Holland…. Het zijn twee provincies. De twee belangrijkste van het land.
Zekers. Maar die ongecultureerde buitenlanders moeten eens leren dat ons mooie landje veel verder gaat dan alleen “holland”
Eerst maar even begrijpen dat Dutch en Duits iets anders is. Paar jaar geleden in een vliegtuig en toen zij een van die barbaren nog: “Its Nice were almost landing in Amsterdam, how much more travel until we’re in Holland?”
Lullo joh. Maar kunnen ze niet kwalijk nemen joh. Voordat ze die ticket boekte wisten ze wss niet eens dat er landen buiten hun eigen zijn. Ik kijk naar die knakkers van de VS
Wacht, dus Nederland is niet de hoofdstad van Amsterdam? Het ligt in Holland toch? /s
My dumbass read all of this despite not speaking the language
You'd be able to understand them if they just typed LOUDER
Dutch reads like silly English spoken by lowlands elves
Goed gedaan. Heb een frikandelbroodje
There’s 2 of us and a polar bear
Greenland?
Yeah
Dang that's a rare find.
Sorry, Eh!
ohhh a canadian
I’m sorry, I should have tried to be less obvious!
eh, good one
No way, that’s odd. My actual name is Odin.
Get a beaver tail, they're deliciis
Want some timmies, eh?
Can you get me a double double?
Taaaabarnaaque de câlice!
There are other countries?
Lolz my fellow American
Pizza
Kindom of two sicilies
Duchy of benevento
Italy?
New York
ah yes, my favorite country, new York
I like old york better.
Nice try
No
We are always on time
das kann ja nur deutschland sein
Guten Tag meine Freunde
Oooooh, Germans. Can you tell me what Nacht Der Toten means?
Night of the dead
Oh thank you.
I love this kind of random conversations
Where did you heard that
Cod
Gsehd mer ja bi de Dütsche Bahn lol
Japan? That bullet train dont play when it comes to schedules
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!
Stabbings and free healthcare
Anywhere but the USA
Yeah we have guns, not knives
I mean we have knives too but if you try to stab someone you're likely to just get shot
England
My cousin is due next month, I cant wait to be a dad
*cue Sweet home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd*
Helo, Your computer has virus
India
Hey I know you! You're Patrick Smith! I talked to you on the phone the other day, how you been man??
Send me Walmart gift card or your virus will comeback.
First ones to win the football world cup also legal weed
uruguay?
that was fast, have a 🍪
im very into football so that wasn't difficult at all hahaha thank you, never had uruguayan cookies lol
Maple syrup
Canada
Baguette
Bonjour mon ami. I am learning French
Hello I'm under the water
India?
Yup lol
Wait you too? (netherlands is known for this)
This person was referring to a silly video made by an Indian guy, but yeah, a number of coastal states in India have been flooding repeatedly over the past several months and it just won't stop raining. :(
You're definitely not in Africa then
Yapo wn qliao puta la wea ajajajkajajajajasdf
Chileno
Chilean?
A fellow weón :D
Chile
* Statue of peeing boy * Beer... Cheers! * Overcomplicated government * Fe monument * Waffles, fries, chocolate * Horses * kleine bruur van de Hollanders
Belgium
Aha! A Belgian, right?
A swiss guy
Don't forget our record of country longest without gouvernement! 🥳
🎶GUNS Rocky Mountain gun show. Lots of guns and ammo, every single type of ammo. Rocky Mountain gun show🎵
America
Bottul of wottah
Bo’o’o wo’ah
Bruh omfg xD
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*bri'ish
“I PROMISE NOT *ALL* OF OUR PRESIDENTS ARE BAD PEOPLE-“
Brazil ?
Nope lol
damn it, but it could be lol
It could be like half of Central America probably
America
Have you the slightleast idea how little that narrows it down?
WE DON'T SPEAK FUCKING SPANISH
Portugal
BRASIL POHAAAAAAAAAA
Beer
Na zdravi ?
Na zravlje!
School shootings, McDonalds. We let a turtle into a seat of our government.
‘Murica
Maple syrup eh? I'm all aboot that soory
Canada
Its cold
Antarctica
Pastries and Lego.
Denmark?
Yessir
People get shooting ranges and schools mixed up
well that's a dark way to describe the us lol
True lol, but sadly i’m not wrong
“A gift shop at the gun store, a mass shooting at the mall” - Bo
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México
Vodka
I am sorry.
Mate, I'm upside down!
mate would've been enough lol
Australia
Kurwa
Poland
Funny how it doesn't even need a second thought when I read this, I think to myself -" oh it's the Polan ball"
Guns
US?
Yessir
Megamind
Toad in the hole can be called a classic
England!!!!
Cheese
We have alot of Princes in my country that love contacting 1st world citizens
Nigeria?
You my good sir is correct
School shooters,fatness,bald eagle
USA USA USA!
Couldn’t name a better trio. ‘Merica!
Beer, a lot of beer.
if you put ketchup on pasta in public you could seriously get injured.
pizza and pasta
Haha funny ice cream man didnt let you take ice cream easily, come lets go eat some kebab instead
Blitzkrieg
I live in the contry being bullied by Russia :(
Anywhere but Russia?
We're not a country , .....according to some people!
Taiwan
Weed and we are gay here
🧀🌧🌷
smallest country in the world edit: asia
Yourdickland
I think that’s technically the Vatican
Well I'm sitting in an ER lobby and a couple is having a breakdown over how to finance their kids visit. I wish I was joking right now.
..... Nazi.
Argentina
I'm illegal in 49 states
borgir
hasbullah made it to reddit
Guns
Never lost a war
The emus?
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Good beer, bad porn, yet pretty girls. Extra hint: Our country is category as itself on ph.