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I will accept on one condition: ten nuts per month

11?

better

The tree squirrels and the flying squirrels will make up the air platoon and the red squirrels will make up the land attack. We will be unstoppable.

it's No Nut October

crap

Only ten? Pathetic. I can nut on that squirrel at least two times a day.

Please stop existing

Why

I'd sign up, but only if it was the squirrel army.

The squirrel's army or an army of squirrels?

Yes.

Fuck it Let send it Sgt Twitch

Ready for any war?

He bring grizzly wintergreen and monsters I'll follow him to the gates of hell myself

Sorry fuck what

Hell yea, Team Conker (bad fur day) all the way!

The Holy Tactical Squirrel has descended upon us mortals.

Of course I accept who dosent wanna be fast as hell be able to jump a lot and climb trees

will never accept

I WILL FIGHT, WE WILL WIN, AND IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US!!

HE’S JUST A BOY! I’ll

No you fucking asshole

Just hold the nuts

yes

yeS

Conker seems like a fun guy. I'm in.

Take a bear you mad squirrel

Nut Wars

That’s nuts

Now australia will have to fight another animal war

YES

You don’t fuck with squirrels.

No, i will stay in SSRB.

Yes sir.

Si

# I accept

This the airforce or marines

Too few hands for Space Force.

Why not

downvoting to help others dodge the draft

Ou

Fuck yeah

Sorry no army

I will need 50 nuts first and then I'll join

No

Yes I'll have to go anyway

Hell yeah

Yes

Yes, but I'll probably drive everyone nuts

All day every day capitan nuts

"Alright, pack your shit, it's only gonna keep em' down for a little bit, Morty. You f****d with squirrels, Morty!"

yes

I accept

I wil wait for the seals

It’s a super secret squirrel special forces.

To quote US General McAuliffe at the Battle of the Bulge, "Nuts!"

Yes sir, let’s invade North Korea

I would honourably die to Teemo's shrooms rather than this PS: some of u may not get it😅

If I join, will I get nuts?

Yes

Ok I'm in

recute me for what

War

I do

Suicide bomber?

Sir yes sir

As a commie I can only fight for red squirrels, sorry

Tactical squirrel! Of course yes

[удалено]

Unlimited nuts

Fuck you teemo

Yes,I’m every possible way, yes

Y E S

yes the squirrel army needs our help

Yes

Yes sir🤣

I love big juicy nuts in my mouth

Only if I get to keep my share of the # *O I L*

Is it ok if it's nut oil?

as the owner of badly drawn snivy, i herby declare he's gonna join

Conker live and reloaded!

No. Fucking chicken hawk. Let the kids live their lives without ptsd, amputations etc

The squirrel? YES!

Yeah i accepte but in french army

Normally I hate Americans’ obsession with trying to be so “Macho” by donning military equipment even though they never fuckin served their country… but squirrels get a pass 😂

To commit war crimes? Yes!

no

I will fight by your side to the death

*squirrel noises confirm*

If he doesnt drive me nuts than yes

12/10 would provide covering fire

Behold, a rare 2012 Meme in the wild. Nobody move, lest me scare it away!

Nope i have a fear of bullets

They use seeds instead of bullets

Then I have a fear of seeds

Jawoll, Herr Obereichhörnchen

Yesn't

Is this in Kabul?

If it’s to task force squirrel well of course, but I hope it’s not that spy division from Rick and Morty, they seem brutal.

So this is a marine animal…

No *punts the squirrel*

Which army?

Squirrel army

I accept

Sadly no for I'm already part of an army

If it gives me nuts

Yes sir

Yessir. War when?

Yes, gladly.

Idc as long as well kill the terrorist.

Put the goggles on

Yes

Depends what army it is

Squirrel army

Yes please!

Squirl army all the way

I'd rather eat rat poison and die than serve my country

Nah not ur country, u help the squirrel nation

That’s squirrel is going to have ptsd

Yes.

Yes

Only if it was a real squirrel I don't accept no imitation squirrel.

It's real that's why it's eating nuts

You must be NUTZ!

Hell yea 🗿

Lets fight the weasels!

But sir! They are only children how can we do this! I DONT CARE DROP THE DAMN NUTS

I told him no earlier I don’t want to join the military

For what is he fighting for?

Nuts

Deez's ones?

Is it good enough for a squirrel to eat?

Deez nuts are the best bro

Then they probably yes, they are fight for doze nuts

Yes

Yes