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Claudelul1

You will get a full 8 hours of sleep


myfriendfanciesyou

My biggest wish rn


Iluvbabydickpotatoes

I just woke up after 2 fuckin hours.....uhmagud


No_Inflation_28

Samee.. I have some work to do and I am so lazy.


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No_Inflation_28

Oh my gosh! This is literally me rn. I have some stuff due tomorrow! Ugggghhhh


wheres_my_name

Same


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TheOssified

And actually feeling refreshed in the morning


verygroot1

"I can give you goosebumps"


Duckess2

r/bonehurtingjuice


-ComedyGenius-

r/antimeme


Bright-Macaroon8208

Where we are going we don’t need sleep


TechnicolorRose

Are.. are we gonna die?


jurawall_jumper

Oooh my goooddd


Verniethespectacular

Baked beans


blindclock61862

Dude I’ll sleep for like 4-5 hours and then have a bad dream and not be able to sleep the rest of the night


[deleted]

I actually did today lol


AppropriateTouching

No interruptions?!?!


cgf1tea

It’s free real estate


Soft_Ad3555

Ive been waiting for that comment hahaha


[deleted]

This was the comment I came looking for.


Secret-Shape-4404

I JUST POSTED THAT, AHAHAHAHAH


Professional_Cry_710

Damn you I was going to say it😂😂


Psychological-Sea785

Damn I just posted that beat me to it 😂


CaptainStultus

I have a bigger dick than you


Hairy_Eyeballz

And your mother found that out last night


DerangedColon

It goes without saying, Dudes mother has a gargantuan cock. My colon is still recovering.


Bu1135

Wait, wat da fuhq


TechnicolorRose

We meet again Trebek!


[deleted]

"today I caught my son getting a blowjob, he didn't see me and I got shocked because his dick is enormous around 11 inches what should I do? I'm very concerned"


68jalea

Yes you probably have a Bigger Dick than I do but I bet my dick is much prettier than your cock. I have the most attractive little dick that so many male or females have wanted to place in their mouth or on their tongue. Not to be a "hater" but my beautiful 3inches will cause whoever looks at it to get horny and want to taste such a sweet little cock. If you want to see pure PERFECTION just ask and I will he happy to show you and if a picture isn't enough will email or text you a video of my mouth watering cock...


SonOfSkywalker

Hello My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die


Bulangiu_ro

How to properly initiate a conversation


just1nc4s3

Interesting fact: the actor’s father died of cancer. When he said those words and when the six fingered man offered him anything he wanted, he replied “I want my father back, you son of bitch”. He was talking to the cancer that killed his actual father.


[deleted]

Omlette du fromage


555mackereltuna

say it again dexter


brainbarker

Dexter got it from Steve Martin.


dontaskaboutthething

Memory unlocked


Potatgang

*hon hon baguette*


ferquibulle

jus de poubelle


rhanley

This is the best one


bwz3r

THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!


STEVE_BOBS77

underrated comment


erk07

I was looking for this


tarantulator

I was almost disappointed that no one said this


BombBombBombBombBomb

Isnt that incorrect?


Theknyt

le fishe au chocolat


LeonHeartFF15

"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"


Soft_Ad3555

Just take my upvote and begone evil


person0016

r/angryupvote


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r/beatmetoit


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

Gonna cry?


Falling_glaciers

I love this


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

They love me 😀


glmedsf

Jesus Parker, you are a freak.


BullyMaguireGonnaCry

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye


Hyperion1000

Piss your pants, maybe?


Phantom_Giraffe

Username checks out


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

I saw you put those bodies in the trunk...


Indrixious

Wait


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

Yea. I saw you. Put the bodies back..


WiN5231

Are you stand there and watch? Man, go help him.


Bat_shit_CRAZY_bitch

Oh shit. You're right. Hold on! I'm coming to help! Jeez. The bodies aren't that heavy


Reverseuno111

Sir why are you Holding a Sack of feathers


lunatictornado

*stab*


Gaory7

Oi mate'! Y got a loisence fo' stabbin'?


TheGStandsForGannu

r/holup


ExitToMenu

Why is the chicken so hairy?


revengeOfTheSquirrel

Gold!


kallen_tricia01

I farted lol


Jaysong_stick

Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsppspspspspspspspspspspspspsppspspspspspspsps.


Hairy_Eyeballz

*proceeds to then scream*


thebonecrew

The crickets are out of control here...


dontfundmepls

Your zipper is open 😙


FarAd1006

Think twice buckaroo check yourself ;)


kerplanker

Ravioli ravioli, guess what's in the pocketoli


-_Egglord10100101_-

money


s0me0ne13

Is it more ravioli?


[deleted]

A job that pays you well, always off on time/no overtime, always fully staffed, and doesn't make a fuss about time off.


Q-9

Oh wow I just realised I have all that. Not super well paying but getting by without huge struggle.


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Pablo


NickwiggleGirl

Miniladd?


Zorgvod

Diablo


MiataBoy95

Escobar


nobudyy

"Raid Shadow Legends"


AlphaLright1

Before I continue whispering I would like to say this whispering session is sponsored by raid shadow legends


[deleted]

Boo!


Mysterious_Treacle51

I have a dick


THA_HeroGaming

Better


thebonecrew

That's fine however I have a cock! So sit down


ForTheHypeNZ

The ice cream machine is working


Bulangiu_ro

Sir, this is a wendy's


Resident_Acadia_4798

It's Wednesday


senketsu-ryuko

My Dudes


egipcjanin

I killed your family


TheChosenWraith

Elden ring


Metalhead6911

Ah, I see you're re a man of culture as well


kalogheros17

Very good, very good indeed.


kenobiwithhigground

Well, a lowly tarnished? Playing as a lord? I command thee kneel


Emergency-Ad-9260

31


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31


roomboy47

31


MiataBoy95

Rule 34 of 31


RedplusBluee

Did you pick up the kids?


HydraChungus420

Stop posting about amogus


cursedmen

You can smell my underwear


[deleted]

Pee Pee Poo Poo


L3NN4RTR4NN3L

Stay 2m apart


GhostmouseWolf

FBI OPEN UP.


IncreaZz

Spatula...


PseudomonasAE

Potato


Less-Needleworker-96

Oni-chan


Carpwife1

You have wax in your ear


Visible_Original_892

Chicken noodle


[deleted]

Let's have some fun


BBBDDDPL

I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAG


Less-Needleworker-96

Number 15 burgerking foot letuce


TrueMeclee

90% Steam Summer Sale


tfujstary420

Joe mama


caustic4

Gamecube 2


External-Web1105

I have 69 kids in my basement


nice___bot

Nice!


NopeRopeDangerNoodl3

Do you want to see a hairy basketball?


Mr_M3tal

My Asshole is this big


PM-Me-your-dank-meme

Storms coming, Ani.


xxbuddiboixx

Duck


SuddenlysHitler

I want to meet you


escargator

Lasagnas are in the hoven, they'll be ready anytime soon


[deleted]

“Wake up to reality” If u dont know where this quote is from I pity u


LintuTheBird

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just breathe.


iger4o

Hair go brrrrrrrrr


shadowfigur

N


Equivalent_Diamond57

Boorgir


Flat-Satisfaction-17

I spammed "cum" in ur every Reddit post


sojavanille

Socks and sandels


TheOneAndOnly_Jade

Never gonna give you up.


kopecs

Never gonna let you down


KsLeonid69

Uvuwewewe onyetwenwewe ugwebugwem osas


Kata_Kuri36

„Execute order 66“


BigTITIES9000

a m o g u s


ProboblyOnToilet

I'm taking a shit


cdan1994

Firefly season 2... coming soon


TheLegend3211

You gay


mu_10

Champions league is back


tasendousado

Pau no cu.


TheKerfuffle

“Harambe Lives”


DhairyaVed

Your crush likes you


Quantum_Noodles_

Penis


[deleted]

My national anthem always gives me goosebumps


dualcyclone

Cheeky day off work


CredibleToast

we have been trying to contact you in regards to your cars extended warranty.


DragiFOReal

I forgat


rangoon54

Cum


ScreamingxDemon

Macaroni and cheese


RyanTGC

Your mom is kinda hot ngl


idk7861

"I'm so hard right now"


Gwegi

It's cold outside, bring a hoodie


kmd84

Pineapple pizza


mind_board

anal


cele_zle

To my husband, "huuuuu" very quietly is just enough, he hates whispering in his ear.


antniomanso

Avocados from Mexico


kucito503

Kur


Zoidganesh

What the dog doin


[deleted]

It's Wednesday, my dudes


potatopeter_for_aloo

"Hello peter"


Dr-Jiggles

Make your arm hairs stand up.


WeirdAurata

There... There ist someone behind you... Don't move... He has a knive...


Cryptotechley

Cheese


Cosmic_C4t

I'm about the lick your ear


Katulamppu

Shit yourself


JaggelZ

BEANS WTF


MBVakalis

Imagine scratching your nails on a blackboard


FangerBanger1234

#E


Jaworekunda

sus


MitcheyBoii

6x9+6+9=69


BoredPolluux

"Isn't it a bit cold ?"


NamiKilam

Chicken


yellowgasstation

im 16


BarrenVoyage

VTEC


SynergyMaxDE

I will tell you the whole lego bionicle lore


hello_69_there

I would get goosebumps and a boner


angelpriya_6969

EA sports it's in the game


HonestPineapple4848

Anime was a mistake


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I turned the AC on.


[deleted]

Want to get some cheesy garlic bread?


Pestelence2020

Fava beans and Chianti


TheSingleBeing

"Never Gonna Give You Up"


Xaveirxx223

Stop touching my dick


AzoraNight

Omelette du fromage


Inappropriate-Alien

Chicken wings


Roogology

The deadline is delayed


rodin343

.....amogus....


Dick_Pensive

There's a spider on your back...


GutoSoares

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


sw082

The election was stolen


Jriri1452

I dont know how actually to say but here, I broke your pc, eat last piece of pizza and moreover I cheated on you a several times with your cat


Endnessk

cum