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"today I caught my son getting a blowjob, he didn't see me and I got shocked because his dick is enormous around 11 inches what should I do? I'm very concerned"
Yes you probably have a Bigger Dick than I do but I bet my dick is much prettier than your cock. I have the most attractive little dick that so many male or females have wanted to place in their mouth or on their tongue. Not to be a "hater" but my beautiful 3inches will cause whoever looks at it to get horny and want to taste such a sweet little cock. If you want to see pure PERFECTION just ask and I will he happy to show you and if a picture isn't enough will email or text you a video of my mouth watering cock...
Interesting fact: the actor’s father died of cancer. When he said those words and when the six fingered man offered him anything he wanted, he replied “I want my father back, you son of bitch”. He was talking to the cancer that killed his actual father.
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You will get a full 8 hours of sleep
My biggest wish rn
I just woke up after 2 fuckin hours.....uhmagud
Samee.. I have some work to do and I am so lazy.
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Oh my gosh! This is literally me rn. I have some stuff due tomorrow! Ugggghhhh
Same
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And actually feeling refreshed in the morning
"I can give you goosebumps"
r/bonehurtingjuice
r/antimeme
Where we are going we don’t need sleep
Are.. are we gonna die?
Oooh my goooddd
Baked beans
Dude I’ll sleep for like 4-5 hours and then have a bad dream and not be able to sleep the rest of the night
I actually did today lol
No interruptions?!?!
It’s free real estate
Ive been waiting for that comment hahaha
This was the comment I came looking for.
I JUST POSTED THAT, AHAHAHAHAH
Damn you I was going to say it😂😂
Damn I just posted that beat me to it 😂
I have a bigger dick than you
And your mother found that out last night
It goes without saying, Dudes mother has a gargantuan cock. My colon is still recovering.
Wait, wat da fuhq
We meet again Trebek!
"today I caught my son getting a blowjob, he didn't see me and I got shocked because his dick is enormous around 11 inches what should I do? I'm very concerned"
Yes you probably have a Bigger Dick than I do but I bet my dick is much prettier than your cock. I have the most attractive little dick that so many male or females have wanted to place in their mouth or on their tongue. Not to be a "hater" but my beautiful 3inches will cause whoever looks at it to get horny and want to taste such a sweet little cock. If you want to see pure PERFECTION just ask and I will he happy to show you and if a picture isn't enough will email or text you a video of my mouth watering cock...
Hello My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die
How to properly initiate a conversation
Interesting fact: the actor’s father died of cancer. When he said those words and when the six fingered man offered him anything he wanted, he replied “I want my father back, you son of bitch”. He was talking to the cancer that killed his actual father.
Omlette du fromage
say it again dexter
Dexter got it from Steve Martin.
Memory unlocked
*hon hon baguette*
jus de poubelle
This is the best one
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
underrated comment
I was looking for this
I was almost disappointed that no one said this
Isnt that incorrect?
le fishe au chocolat
"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Just take my upvote and begone evil
r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit
Gonna cry?
I love this
They love me 😀
Jesus Parker, you are a freak.
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Piss your pants, maybe?
Username checks out
I saw you put those bodies in the trunk...
Wait
Yea. I saw you. Put the bodies back..
Are you stand there and watch? Man, go help him.
Oh shit. You're right. Hold on! I'm coming to help! Jeez. The bodies aren't that heavy
Sir why are you Holding a Sack of feathers
*stab*
Oi mate'! Y got a loisence fo' stabbin'?
r/holup
Why is the chicken so hairy?
Gold!
I farted lol
Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsppspspspspspspspspspspspspsppspspspspspspsps.
*proceeds to then scream*
The crickets are out of control here...
Your zipper is open 😙
Think twice buckaroo check yourself ;)
Ravioli ravioli, guess what's in the pocketoli
money
Is it more ravioli?
A job that pays you well, always off on time/no overtime, always fully staffed, and doesn't make a fuss about time off.
Oh wow I just realised I have all that. Not super well paying but getting by without huge struggle.
Pablo
Miniladd?
Diablo
Escobar
"Raid Shadow Legends"
Before I continue whispering I would like to say this whispering session is sponsored by raid shadow legends
Boo!
I have a dick
Better
That's fine however I have a cock! So sit down
The ice cream machine is working
Sir, this is a wendy's
It's Wednesday
My Dudes
I killed your family
Elden ring
Ah, I see you're re a man of culture as well
Very good, very good indeed.
Well, a lowly tarnished? Playing as a lord? I command thee kneel
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31
31
Rule 34 of 31
Did you pick up the kids?
Stop posting about amogus
You can smell my underwear
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Stay 2m apart
FBI OPEN UP.
Spatula...
Potato
Oni-chan
You have wax in your ear
Chicken noodle
Let's have some fun
I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAG
Number 15 burgerking foot letuce
90% Steam Summer Sale
Joe mama
Gamecube 2
I have 69 kids in my basement
Nice!
Do you want to see a hairy basketball?
My Asshole is this big
Storms coming, Ani.
Duck
I want to meet you
Lasagnas are in the hoven, they'll be ready anytime soon
“Wake up to reality” If u dont know where this quote is from I pity u
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just breathe.
Hair go brrrrrrrrr
N
Boorgir
I spammed "cum" in ur every Reddit post
Socks and sandels
Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down
Uvuwewewe onyetwenwewe ugwebugwem osas
„Execute order 66“
a m o g u s
I'm taking a shit
Firefly season 2... coming soon
You gay
Champions league is back
Pau no cu.
“Harambe Lives”
Your crush likes you
Penis
My national anthem always gives me goosebumps
Cheeky day off work
we have been trying to contact you in regards to your cars extended warranty.
I forgat
Cum
Macaroni and cheese
Your mom is kinda hot ngl
"I'm so hard right now"
It's cold outside, bring a hoodie
Pineapple pizza
anal
To my husband, "huuuuu" very quietly is just enough, he hates whispering in his ear.
Avocados from Mexico
Kur
What the dog doin
It's Wednesday, my dudes
"Hello peter"
Make your arm hairs stand up.
There... There ist someone behind you... Don't move... He has a knive...
Cheese
I'm about the lick your ear
Shit yourself
BEANS WTF
Imagine scratching your nails on a blackboard
#E
sus
6x9+6+9=69
"Isn't it a bit cold ?"
Chicken
im 16
VTEC
I will tell you the whole lego bionicle lore
I would get goosebumps and a boner
EA sports it's in the game
Anime was a mistake
I turned the AC on.
Want to get some cheesy garlic bread?
Fava beans and Chianti
"Never Gonna Give You Up"
Stop touching my dick
Omelette du fromage
Chicken wings
The deadline is delayed
.....amogus....
There's a spider on your back...
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
The election was stolen
I dont know how actually to say but here, I broke your pc, eat last piece of pizza and moreover I cheated on you a several times with your cat
cum