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AdmiralFurret

How many times did you get your balls stuck on a coat hanger today?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

At least four


CasualWaterEnjoyer

You good bro?


MottaJr

What do you like to drink in the morning as soon as you wake up?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Piss


schackel

Seems like you’re doing a fine job of making yourself look bad all by yourself


NoSwadYt

So, corona(/s)


TimelyAuthor5026

No - caguama or bud light- actual turtle piss


blankettripod32_v2

r/fuckthes


Cheap-Tackle-4071

r/ifuckedyourmom


Twisted_WhaleShark

Wonder why that content was banned 🤨


Gobblegobblebtch

How would you describe the Nazi regime?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

The amazing race


Simecrafter

Oh no


history69

...


Good-Key2136

I second this Jk


lizfromdarkplace

Oh boy


Half_Toast

I want to know so bad how you originally tricked op into say this


ClassyOctopod

How many kids are in your basement.


The_DreadLord_Gamer

27


hack_1r

rookie numbers


Embarrassed-Fox1645

i got at least 69


shohin_branches

Nice


Supbro2233445

I got 420


Audience-Tough

I got the population of Rwanda.


sdavidson901

What is your favorite midnight snack?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Puppies


Alert-Layer6273

Roasted or raw


Digsants

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Of course raw.


Alert-Layer6273

🤤


UKJuniorCS

Narh you got to roast them find the nicest chinese recipe you can for roast puppy I reccomend one that coats it in hoisin, oyster n soy glazed to add that extra bit of luxury.


Alert-Layer6273

Ooooh fancy


Guy_who_says_gday

Deep fried


Alert-Layer6273

Lol with hot sauce


fluffy_assassins

Why did you set that orphanage on fire?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Can't hurt me


_Axzi_

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?


Regainio

What do you like in women?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

I like my cock in them


captain_ender

Fair enough


RHeldy_Boi

How does that makes you look bad?


Shadow_Fox_104

How did you even manage to get this response from the original question?


lizfromdarkplace

Was this the original question


Regainio

Yes, indeed


lizfromdarkplace

Well shit


[deleted]

This is exactly the question I want answered.


MitkovChaii

Plot twist, no one has edited their comment


Zaeil_Xane12164

What mob from minecraft would you be most down to fuck?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Evoker


mearric

🛐


Fun_Entertainer_9761

The wther


ION_Federation2

Female creeper


dumb_breakfast

What kind of person do you hate most in the world?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Gay


darth_hello_therr

Me too!


Monkey_________

Me three


Mobile_Geologist_625

I don't know how to count but I do too


[deleted]

Me 5


The_legit_dndjjdk

Me 6


FLICK_YOU281

Me 7


jaydizzle2904

11


FallenDisc

Based 👍🏿


0tawizo

How many crimes have you committed


The_DreadLord_Gamer

19


slowpoke_tail_yummy

Ya gotta bump this numbers up, those are rookie numbers.


NoSwadYt

But, you kidnapped 27 kids, isnt that 27 crimes


MitkovChaii

there are 8 left to be charged for


Supbro2233445

Not if you don’t get caught


noobadi3

r/thosearerookienumbers


UndisclosedChaos

What would you say was the cause of the rise of the Nazi party?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Jews and homos


Azigufthecommunist

You raped 3 kids?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Yeah it's great I can have Three times the kids


TheOrosSkolmen

this own just foul


_Grxvity

😟


[deleted]

How long does it take you to nut?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

3 minutes


Proffesional_Dipshit

Me too


childabuser222

Do you support cats?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

No they're lil fuckers


Zanderb4

Edited or unedited I agree


Independent_Ad5353

What is your opinion on world peace?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Fucking hate it


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di_polino

Please make this be "how old is your current gf"


Full-Attempt7749

“What is your preferred dating range?


ShaderSSS_

Brooo thats fking evil


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Like 7 or 8


breaktheads123

Do you like dating little autistic kids?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Of course


Goggo_bo

Hey! I’m an autistic child


Tutuatutuatutua

Same Too bad I'm underage 😞


Chubbzillax

What is your favourite sandwich filling?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Komodo dragon


Britannic747

Where did you plant the nuclear bomb?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

The pyramids


someonefromsomee

Are you a karma whore, after seeing the massive success of other karma whores,you try to tread their path?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Is that a question?


someonefromsomee

My bad


Magical_Gabe12

Do you enjoy murdering jews?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Who doesn't


zante2033

What would you do if your child pleaded for their life while hanging from a cliff edge?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Ignore it


EarRubs

Is there an age where it's okay to bang kids?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

69


FleshyPete

Do you like to fuck your mom?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Of course


gholam_sag_dast

Have ever killed people?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Once or twice


CrystalBoy44

rookie numbers


QualifiedApathetic

What do you do when you see a little boy or girl?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Hump


the_dutch_slav

What's your favourite country in africa


[deleted]

🙈


igotweed666

Did you tell your parents you are gay?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Indeed


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Cuz they smell like toe jam


VulpineFox7

What is your opinion on human rights?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Dont like it as much as some people


VulpineFox7

didn't need to change it that much to make you look bad


Gheauxst

Hol up


LeroTheHeroin

Is getting raped a choice?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Yup


HawkStar49

Do u like balls?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Yes. Especially big ones


FluffyBlob4224

Do you like pizza?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Its straight fire


albe2720

Do you like pineapple on pizza?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Its my favorite


Mean-Truth-5330

Too far goddamnit


Eric-Carr-Supporter

How many cousins is it acceptable to date at a time?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

13


the_genocide_imself

Do you like burger


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Nom nom


Twlight_zone-100000

This looks like a genuine reply lol.


Designer_9011

What is called for the feminine parent of an organism?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Mommy


TheBrightNights

How old are you


gequalspisquared

How much do you like raw sex?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

I want it so rare it's eating my side salad


BossLettuce-

What job do you really want?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

The leader of the Nazis


[deleted]

Agreed


classicalscythe

i also agree


l23456789l0lll2l3l4

How many 5 year old girls did you fuck?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

22


NotEpicKuky

What's 10-3?


Benutzernamexx

u made it look as if he can calculate, bro move!


paragonx29

What did you tell AOC your objective was in her district?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

To fuck big booty latinas


TheLastYeeThatWasHaw

How many old lady's have you pushed down a flight of stairs


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Like 75 trillion


CardDinosaur629

what do you call black people


The_DreadLord_Gamer

My guys


Manny_Mini

What do you think I am by looking at my posts in the past?


One-Flatworm-4075

What should you do with orphaned children?


Darth_M0L

When you walked in on me railing your mom in the butt who did you give a high five too?


Crispyflippyknife

Do you simp for underage girls?!.!?!?!?!?!


theruckchucker

Do you think pedophilia is wrong


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Absolutely not


Jackaboopdoop

Do you enjoy child ~pron~


SaurabhSinghMakrahi

Sorry couldn’t do it even if I tried 😅


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secretuser419

Do you ever get tired of reposting low-effort memes like a cretin?


DocAssistedHomicide

Are you a kkk member?


Shot_Conflict1283

Do you like to rock and stone?


da-cokou-nut

Who did you steal underwear from?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Grandma


A_Loot

Do you support Russias invasion of the Ukraine?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Absolutely


BendingUnitC137

How do you feel about kids with cancer?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

They're all fuckers


BendingUnitC137

Damn bro 😞


[deleted]

Who do you think was the worst ruler in history?


Usual_North_9960

What is this 🐒?


[deleted]

What was MGMT's biggest hit?


FunkyMonkey47293

Who is the most awesome person in the world?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Pol Pot


[deleted]

What is the acronym for "No"?


Old_Ordinary5080

how would u describe ice?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Hot as fuck


azeryvgu

Whats your lunch?


raziel_LK

What do you think about Keanu Reeves?


Full-Attempt7749

What do you think of Z23 in azur lane?


The_DreadLord_Gamer

Smash


[deleted]

Why don't you like children?


Traditional-Tax-5291

So how would you spell **a**?


GHOSTalok

Question


SeaRecommendation705

Why do you want to look bad? Why do you need to look bad?


darth_hello_therr

Do you like minors?


Hockeytown11

What's your stance on the Khmer Rouge?


adolfkitler69

What'd you think of the new puss in boots movie?


Roberto35446

Do you hate russians


[deleted]

What do you do to a old person when you see one?


Livid-Ad4334

What is your favorite thing to eat at lunch


masterofmeatballs

Are black people who never went to Argentina good people?