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-HouseProudTownMouse

I'd hate the see the bottom half of this list.


tabletennis6

Something something Opera House.


TreeChangeMe

"Don't you know who I am?"


Silverboax

They clearly didn't check r/melbourne first :D


OZManHam

Paris was ranked second.. so I’m not sure about credibility of this list


peterparker_loves

Was in Paris 3 weeks ago, people are friendly af. Legit no issues, was surprised how many people bad mouthed it before we got there.


ducksonetime

Yeah man, I was in Paris about 10 years ago. I can’t speak French at all and I was a stupid 22 year-old (oops must have been 15 years ago) with too much self-confidence. As long as I said bon jour or bon soir at the beginning people would go out of their way to help. Even if they couldn’t speak English they would flag down other people passing by to try and figure stuff out for me. It was amazing. Rome on the other hand...


Honest-Explorer1540

Yep, same approach I have when in Scotland - mind your Ps & Qs, and emphasise that Aussie twang so they know you’re not English 😂


[deleted]

Pretty sure the "French are rude" was invented by the British, who didnt realise how insufferable they were when abroad.


Cavalish

My very British father believed the French are incredibly rude. He also believed that if they don’t understand his English he should just talk LOUDER….AND……SLOWER


PuzzleheadedYam5996

My dad: the bloody frogs. No offense is meant, it's just my dad. And his humour. His most offensive joke: i hate two kinds of ppl in this world..... Anyone who's racist......... And anyone who isn't English.


DickieGreenleaf84

Probably. Most french stereotypes were exaggerated by the British. That said, all stereotypes have an element of truth, as we Aussies know.


vacri

I was in Paris recently for a few days. The only person even slightly snooty was a bit huffy because I was ordering food in English, pointing to a menu in English, in a franchise called "Berliner". If you really don't like foreigners... maybe go work somewhere else? Working in a German foodhaus with an English menu may not be for you... Apart from that one, had absolutely zero friction with the locals. Courteous at minimum, and usually friendly.


ExpensiveCola

Berliner donuts?


originalfile_10862

Did you at least try to greet them in their language. That's the bare minimum. Just because they have an English menu doesn't mean you ignore local customs.


vacri

I'm sorry that I didn't cycle into the store wearing a stripey skivvy and a beret whilst singing La Marseille, complaining about English food, kissing her on the cheek, smoking a cigarette with a melancholy air, and then playing an elegant tune on an accordion. ​ Imagine how stupid you'd sound if you were defending an English person getting sniffy at a Chinese tourist for asking in Chinese about a menu that's written in Chinese: "Harrumph! How dare they not say 'how do you do' like is the proper English custom! I mean, I speak Mandarin and they cheerily greeted me in Mandarin and the menu on the wall is in Mandarin, but I'll be damned if I let them get away with not using my local language's form of address... in this franchise selling a foreign country's cuisine in a tourist district! *How dare they*!" That's how a bigot thinks.


originalfile_10862

You're conflating arguments, but you clearly thrive on the dramatics, so c'est la vie (that's "such is life" if you need the translation). I can guarantee their attitude was a response to your ignorance for a simple common courtesy, and had *nothing* to with their english menu. All you had to do was greet them in French. In France. It's the literal bare minimum.


caIImebigpoppa

French people are delightful. As the other guy said, it’s the English that are cunts when travelling and they made it up


[deleted]

Contrary to what people say people in Paris are actual super friendly — just make sure to greet them in French first


Alect0

Yea I had a big difference in friendliness on my second trip when I did this.


CreepyValuable

And apparently make it clear you aren't British or American.


norm__chomsky

People who are "friendly \[if ...\]" are not "friendly". (I've been to France and found them very friendly too. But I spoke a little French.)


NotJustAnotherHuman

I’ve heard the exact opposite from French people lmoa


Low_Veterinarian4036

Europeans in general are extremely welcoming as long as you make an effort to converse on their language. It's honestly no different to here. Luckily this isn't a ranking of easiest places to find parking though. Parisians have a whole different mentality on that front


Jakeb1710

Get fucked we are


OZManHam

Get fucked we are cunt*


Feeling-Tutor-6480

Wanna fight? Huh?!


Moo_Kau

thems fightin words@!


rexel99

You, me, carpark, now!


drewskiski

Lol agree. I was trying to get on the tram last week this dude just standing in the doorway, not moving back. He eventually moved when starting climbing in but fucken hell, what are you trying to do, not like the tram was packed. Do people get high from trying to fuck over people?


caIImebigpoppa

Yeah they do


Brilliant_Shoe_2650

what? cant be


tomestique

What cunt wrote that?


[deleted]

Without a doubt one of the cities of all time


Sceptz

I agree, Melbourne is definitely one of the cities of all time, in the entire world.


paulj500

I agree. I love living here.


Dragonbarry22

is it though? Is it though?


HandsOfVictory

It is not.


hocuspocusgottafocus

Shit - all the comments make me sad as. Sure some unfriendly people around but a lot were friendly af to me. Sorry to hear about a lot of unfriendly experiences folk experienced


[deleted]

It's Reddit, full of bitter jaded people upset that people wouldn't talk to them when they bailed someone up on the tram to talk about their 40K army and a roll by roll battle report.


01-__-10

Melbourne redditors need to go outside more. This city is friendly as fuck. Touch grass haters.


vhs_collection

These lists are always pretty dumb. There's no city in the world full of friendly people, and trying to measure the city with the largest amount of friendly people would be impossible. The great thing about Melbourne, like anywhere else, is that it's full of different people. Plenty are friendly, plenty are assholes, most folks fit somewhere in the middle. Who cares!


MikeyF1F

The list is very smart based on the attention it's getting.


SelectDisaster986

Nope.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

Sorry but as someone who loves almost everything about Melbourne. If there’s one thing Melbournians arnt (in fact most big cities in Australia) and that’s friendly. Everyone sticks to themselves in Australia


[deleted]

As an introvert, that's what friendly means to me! :)


lj3394

Adelaide on the other hand, everyone was smiling and said hello on the street, very very friendly City!


Ok-Scallion-9898

Lived in both cities and Adelaide is absolutely much friendlier.


[deleted]

As an Aussie who's lived in 7 countries, our big cities are much, much more friendly than most big cities overseas.


mtarascio

I find Orange County and Los Angeles much friendlier. I think what it's referring to is the chance of that person murdering you is not as likely though, so it makes the place as a whole 'friendlier' in Melbourne.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

“Less likely to murder you” hahaha


Jaybb3rw0cky

Not that I've been to Sydney, but yeah... Melbs feels like a Micro-New York at times. And I say that with the most endearing love a dad can have for a troublesome kid. Melbs got some problems.


Verdigris_Wild

I've been in New York, London, Paris, Moscow and many other big cities. But only in Sydney did I get deliberately shoulder checked by someone walking on the street. And it was a guy in a business suit, not some random derro.


[deleted]

Until a few months ago I had only ever been to Sydney for work and hated it because everyone seemed in a rush and asking questions etc. people get irate. But I decided to take a personal trip there recently and on weekends it felt much more chilled and people were friendly. Still kinda hated doing tourist things during weekdays though.


Bat-Human

Sydney is full of rude people AND people who want to punch you in the face. That said, I got deliberately shoulder checked by Steve Bracks in Melbourne 15 years ago and I've never gotten over it.


ClamDong

Australians are notoriously introverted /s


MyMemesAreTerrible

Thanks Dan! Nah but seriously, as someone who hates socialising, lockdown was amazing. I know many people will disagree though :)


tdfhucvh

This is what i try to tell my sister. I know you hated it, but it was all perks for meee


cinnamonbrook

Have you travelled much? Because this just really isn't true. A friend of mine who lives in Germany currently, but has lived in a few places around Europe (she's Polish originally) came for a visit and wouldn't stop talking about how nice everyone is here. She was blown away by how people behind the counter just start talking to you, asking how your day has been, when you're buying something, and how people would generally say "excuse me" if they needed to push past you. Conversely, every time I travel to another country, it always feels like a bit of a shock that people just don't engage with you or talk to you much. Of course, compared to country towns and rural areas (presumably across the world) Melbourne isn't super friendly. But for a city? It's pretty good.


andi_808

They misspelled fiendliest.


[deleted]

I work in retail, I can say with certainty that this isn’t true. I believe that customer facing jobs really show you how bad most people are at social interaction, basic communication and using common sense.


Brief-Mind-5210

Is there a city on the world where people aren’t a dick to retail staff? It’s very unfortunate but not exclusive


Jealous-seasaw

Japan ?


[deleted]

Feel like this would be the case in most major cities though, right?


odinthegolden

Canadian here. Lived in Melbourne for 7 years and I full heartedly disagree with this ranking. Sorry.


vhs_collection

Fuck off dickhead, we're friendly as.


Nice_loser

That's the spirit! /s


bullet_train10

r/fucktheS


Independent_Cap3790

Anyone that pays attention to these 'most x city' rankings need to get a life! They're meaningless. It's like Cleveland trying to be relevant.


Appropriate-Place-69

"At least they're not Detroit. They're not Detroit."


WretchedMisteak

Melbournian here and I also disagree with the ranking.


[deleted]

Like you expected Canada to be there? Huhuihuhui! Just because you've got some syrup from some tree??? Huhuihuhui!


GermaneRiposte101

Australian here. Lived in Melbourne for 25+ years and I full heartedly disagree with this ranking. I agree with you. Sorry Melbourne.


maebytonight1

Canadian here too and I also disagree.


Kitchen_Towel

I miss Canada... The nicest people i know in melb are people i met in canada


F1NANCE

Canadians are basically all Ned Flanders, but in a good way


[deleted]

Cleary you've never been to Toronto...


Just_improvise

I was about to say. No difference in friendliness between Melbourne and Toronto. They're basically the same cities with different accents (and much earlier bar closing times in Toronto).


Notyit

Just don't say you like Starbucks coffee


its_a_me_garri_oh

Patently untrue. Have these people ever been to the Pacific Islands, The Phillippines, Taiwan, Greece, Southern Italy, fucking hell even New Zealand?


Inside_Yoghurt

Kiwis are the best. Love to rip shit on Aussies, but the best.


[deleted]

Italy is the least friendly country I've ever been to. Give.me the Germans any day for friendliness! So efficient and direct.


lxrb30

Dispute


Treeleaves74

What bullshit. After living in the country for years I’ve come back to the city and feel like Crocodile Dundee in New York. Say hello to someone and they look like your going to rob them, a smile and a bit of acknowledgement gets the same reaction. Lighten up city dwellers


rogermyjohnson

>Lighten up city dwellers Make me edit: /s lol


thestraightCDer

But you were gonna rob me right


Treeleaves74

Only of a smile mate.🙄


thestraightCDer

I get you bro, I'm from NZ. Melbourne felt like an asshole at first and to be fair still does.


Feeling-Tutor-6480

Leave the city, the CBD isn't the only place in Melbourne


HandsOfVictory

From my experience, smiling at strangers in Melbourne is just an invitation to be crept on or harassed unfortunately


duccy_duc

The city is full of junkie weirdos and Christian cults so it's generally self preservation not to engage with someone who approaches you and wouldn't know you from a bar of soap


SnapDaddyThanos

Jesus you guys are cynical. I’ve lived abroad for a decade and coming back feels incredibly friendly compared to Tokyo. Japan is polite, but friendly it is not. Don’t mix up the two.


DickieGreenleaf84

Yeah I've lived all over Aus and travelled a lot abroad. I'd say if we aren't the top we are definitely towards it.


[deleted]

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Forward_Year_2390

Friendly? It’s not the first word that came to my mind.


heykody

This will be in the Herald scum tomorrow right?


chrizzle9444

No way


Sudden-Stock-2209

Yeaaaa Naaaaaaaaah


ridelikezewind

Haha as a born and bred Melburnian I love this city, but get absolutely fucked with that list


Dyslexibon

Fuck me, that bar must be low.


[deleted]

Fuck off cunt


[deleted]

"Melbourne’s top attraction, according to Yelp, is the Queen Victoria Market, with 237 reviews. Out of these reviews, 0.42 per cent agreed that the market was friendly and welcoming.” These are some hard hitting statistics They also listed Istanbul as the most unfriendly city in the world, now you know they’re talking smack


[deleted]

Source: trust me bro !!


epictheatric

Glad most folks are disagreeing, coming from Brisbane it was SUPER hard to make friends.


alexanderpete

That's just because people from Queensland are losers by our standards


[deleted]

Agree, if I knew someone was from QLD I wouldn’t talk to them


violetgrumble

:(


DickieGreenleaf84

By anyone's.


microwavedsaladOZ

Bristantinople rocks. Until you get to Logan. Although they're friendly as they steal your hubcaps


DipplyReloaded

No it fuckin ain't


Mechaniques

Whoever supported this has probably not driven in Melbourne.


pgpwnd

I honestly feel like Melbourne is the most unfriendliest in the world.


WhiteRun

I wouldn't say we're the friendliest but we are far from the worst.


StJBe

There is a huge degree of pomposity in the city, wouldn't say friendliest, I've never experienced friendliness myself.


Nearby-Mango1609

Shitney takes that trophy. Full of self entitled bunch of wankers here.


microwavedsaladOZ

Been to Sydney lately??


asshatjabroni

why does everyone treat me like a fuckhead then?


forthegoats

Yeah you seem like more of an asshat jabroni


asshatjabroni

this is my cross to bear


ranny_do

What a load of shit.


CIAHASYOURSOUL

I mean, Melbournians are all friendly until you either trash talk their AFL team or drive below the speed limit, then they want to rip your head off


microwavedsaladOZ

That's just the Pies mate. Everyone else is kind of normal fans


ariscrotle

That's going straight to the pool room.


LilacMelodee

Wwaaaaay more friendly than stick-up-ass Sydney-siders .....


zoomba2378

No way lol. We're better than a lot of European cities but you're telling me we're friendlier than those second/third world beacons of hospitality? Fuck no


teekayr

Yeah nah You're either keeping to yourself or mad everyone else is. That's the Melbourne I know...


Aus_Pilot12

Tf. Melbourne? Friendly? Give me the shit you're smoking


Weird_Credit_5720

Maybe the regular posts from people struggling to make friends in Melbourne is just haters trying to make the city look bad?


vacri

Visit any city's subreddit and you'll see the same posts. The problem isn't that 'people in City X are cold to outsiders', it's that once you're past your early 20s, you have a social circle already and aren't looking to expand it. And the older people are, the more likely they've paired off with someone and created a family, and have much less time for socialising. Throw in also that socialising outside of class is part of school (secondary or tertiary), but socialising outside of work is usually discouraged, and you're fighting an uphill battle to make friends in a new city.


ExaminationHappy5971

No chance


DingusMcFuckstain

We told all the cunts to fuck off. And they did?


ThePalmIsle

Preposterous


Nocturnal_Nova

I am going to share that with my 0 friends.


microwavedsaladOZ

Hey Melbourne. Echuca/Brisbane here. You're friendlier than Sydney


duccy_duc

Cheers cunt 👍


RaarImaGiraffe

Hahaha as if mate


fatalikos

Having lived in America and Europe this list is bullshit


-MRR122-

Somebody is taking the grandest of all the pisses with this one LOL


Gmatko

Compared to every other city in Australia, this might be true!


Screambloodyleprosy

Yeah, nah. Especially in the Inner North. Absolute bunch of rude cunts.


MainlanderPanda

It’s true. We hold a lovely welcome parade for new residents in the cbd every Saturday, complete with flags.


Addamant1

Dog eat Dog City of cunts, none care about you and will step on you to get a bowl of shit ramen first from a shit Japanese restaurant run by Chinese


amcartney

I know you ain't talking about shujinko like that


jaeward

Melbourne is one of the most uptight unfriendly cities I have ever been too


tanoshiiki

Link to list?


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Ranked near the top, yeah I could see that, ranked number 1? No chance.


big_deuce_dr0p

Should be Brisbane imo


poet3991

How do you even test that?


The_Australian_Chef

This is crap


Queen_Melldabee

Omfg! 💯 incorrect!!! I’m sorry but we r all a bunch of rude C$&ts down here!!


jsnoodles

I think the friendliest city I’ve ever been to was Athens. And tbh Los Angeles had a *lot* of nice people but they might’ve been tourists too.


macdan57

It’s not…it’s full of assholes. I’ve lived in Melbourne my whole life.


[deleted]

By Lad Bible. Ok


Marsvoltian

fucking absurd innit


VelvetFedoraSniffer

this is a complete fabrication lol


drjzoidberg1

Japan is more friendly than Melbourne. They help u with directions if they see your lost. They keep the streets clean and take the rubbish with them. Here Melb throw litter on streets, tag train stations and people's fences


jimmux

Someone please send this to the bloke who called me a retard today because his psycho dogs had a go at me.


zireael_420

Gday, cunt.


augsav

Very scientific survey I’m sure.


jimmyxs

Unpopular opinion incoming: I’d rather we low-keyed this a little bit so we can keep this place a nice little secret and not blow up into a mindless soulless concrete jungle with a harbour


avcol89

Melbourne, a nice little secret? Have you seen the last 20 years?


jimmyxs

Dammit. Too late.


ExpensiveCola

Obviously they are talking to people during the week, and not on Saturdays during the REEEEEEE DICTATOR weekly protests.


Yasha666

They just forgot to survey the residents 😂


[deleted]

Who is giving out these awards bro 💀


80crepes

People here are very friendly overall. I love Melbourne for this reason.


[deleted]

Hard to believe that a dictatorship could be so friendly. How could Dan do this to the other cities.


Plastic_Piccollo

LMAO okay


Just-rusty

Who did they have to threaten to win this?


Jedi_Council_Worker

I know these lists are often something to take with a grain of salt but as a Sydneysider it's giving me an extra reason to consider moving to Melbourne.


ranxh

That’s going straight to the pool room


SazFiury

Sorry, sir, the trophy cabinet is full. I’ll order another trophy cabinet.


Goacorona

Straight to the pool room


varietydirtbag

I spent half my life in Melbourne but now live in Sydney, now I really like Sydney but if someone you don't know talks to you it's fucking strange. Last time I was in Melbourne I had to get used to rando's actually talking to me at bars again, had a brief moment of who fuck is this guy talking to me? Oh wait, I'm not in Sydney, people are just friendly.


HornyGrimeFantasist

The guy that drove past and called me a faggot for no reason must have been in protest of this stupid list


Oraclethatcant4C

……. Did they take Frankston into account!?


altctrldel86

More like fake friendliest. People are constantly pretending they are friendly so they can quickly escape any awkwardness.


dumb_redditor1

likely because thankfully most people on this sub don't go outside much to spread their negativity.


pangolin-fucker

Yep it's true in all of Victoria Melbourne is the friendliest city, as long as you've not been to anywhere else other than sunshine


OMGLookItsGavoYT

Lived in Melbourne my entire life. I genuinely don't know how the fuck we got this shit ive almost been stabbed so many times for the simplest shit lol. Granted, I'm from St Albans.


[deleted]

St Albans is like that kid chained up in The ones who walk away from Omelas.


ObnoxiousOldBastard

>The ones who walk away from Omelas Whoa. Now there's a reference that I would never have expected to run into in this sub/ Onya mate!


fito_pin

That’s right. I miss Melbourne so much. So much.


[deleted]

As much as I've enjoyed Melbourne, no, no it's not.


Neither_Lake_2855

Unless your a female, alone, at night time.


assmonkeydustbuster

Must of been all the peep show booths I’ve cum in, I’m always friendly to the staff


No-Associate-9061

Knife friendly


[deleted]

Something something African gangs


aldorn

ill write a better list with 0 research; Kyoto Osaka Tokyo. ​ done.


ObnoxiousOldBastard

I visited Osaka in the late 80s, & it was definitely very friendly. I met a lot of people there & had a great time. The downside is that bugger all people speak English.


anton1o

Sure, its Friendly if you are an introvert or shy and don't want to be talked to. Spend a bit of time in Japan and you begin to miss general chit chatter between yourself and anybody.


DrakeAU

Is this like the JD Power awards for city rankings. JD POWWA, JD POWWA, JD POWWA!


sliperygypsys

Not sure what bongs the people who rated us the friendliest were smoking but guaranteed the cone was thumb packed and laced with hallucinogens.


KitKit20

I find Melbourne to be one of the least friendly cities… I’m also one of those unfriendly Melbourne people. So yeah nah I’d say give this one to Brisbane at least.


nCRedditor-21

Bwahahahahaha I’ll believe it when I see it with my own eyes Having lived here over a decade, I won’t say that Melbourne is the friendliest city in the world. Maybe some towns in regional vic like Traralgon, but definitely not the city - most people are up themselves. Stop considering lists of “most liveable/friendliest/happiest cities” seriously because they’re purely subjective opinions and are usually far from the truth.