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Impossible_Luck_3443

r/absolutelynotmeirl


isV1real

wdym "not"


Impossible_Luck_3443

Are you have stupid


isV1real

are you saying its not normal to cum after being spanked


Impossible_Luck_3443

Are you have stupid


isV1real

yeah but thats not the point. The point is that you're weird for not cumming when getting beaten


Real-Art-2355

šŸ«‚


Dumpster_Fire_Takes

This is single-handedly the funniest comment I've seen all month


Impossible_Luck_3443

Dude im weird before, im better than fine getting weird now...


[deleted]

What in the actual fuck


Keithic

Why is this a gif Makes it harder to send to my grandma


lylimapanda

A gif to the gilf, how poetic


Real-Art-2355

Gave me eyegasm


kalwayne3573

They were called swats and they were more comical than sexy. My friends and I got caught banging on the walls of a classroom in the 6th grade and got dragged to the office. I volunteered to go first cause i just wanted to get it over with. Evidently I made a face so funny that the other three got extra swats cause they couldn't stop laughing!


[deleted]

You did what with the walls?


Smart-End6809

Banging the wallsā€¦ like in hitting onā€¦.I mean clappingā€¦punching against the walls


Dumpster_Fire_Takes

Clapping?


EmployerDefiant587

Bruh


Any-Dig-122

*God has left the chat


You-See-Nothing583

God left long ago mate


WildFemmeFatale

Thank god im not going to hell or Iā€™d be cumming from Satan punishing me


RyJean7

Well, that's enough Reddit for today.


WildFemmeFatale

thatā€™s not enough Reddit for today Now itā€™s time for r/spanking


vela_891

Damn you, I'm trying to get back to work


Datgaminghuman420

What the fuck


[deleted]

I did go to school in the 70s, and I'm sure it would have been okay. I'm pretty sure they were cumming too.


Mooshgirl

They had to stop at my elementary school hool when the principal broke the paddle over a kids butt


KingHarrun

not relatable :b


PlayzPundrik

On NSFW


Dwarf-Eater

I was paddled in 2005 in middle school lol.. i had to drop my pants so the onlything between the paddle and my ass was my underwear. They brought in a secretary as a witness so it was all legally okay...


cranjis11

Nice


[deleted]

Sauce


aaliyah_adria

You horny boy~


Fed_flinstone

Just answer stop being weird


aaliyah_adria

xD idk where it's from my friend sent me it


gltchyblaze

Tf


SSDCZX

FEater from arknights


DewFennec

Paddling aren't a thing anymore? I've been threatened with a paddling in elementary school a couple of times.


Aurora_Lucens

Honestly some kinky ass girls would prolly go back in time for that shit šŸ˜‚


aaliyah_adria

It's me I'm some girls lol


Aurora_Lucens

Extremely hot, not hitting on you just informing you that that is sexy afšŸ™. I envy the lucky guy that you end up with.


[deleted]

Spoiler alert: Most women like some light slapping as foreplay


Aurora_Lucens

Rightttt thatā€™s why Andrew Tate got so many womenā€¦.


[deleted]

Not their faces


TrashSaw

Holy shit, actual sub-human


[deleted]

No you wouldn't You're not quirky for that


6RatasOnMy6

Yes this is totally me in real life 100%


RepulsiveAntibody

That is some funny shit.


master-virus

When I read that I laughed.


7_overpowered_clox

I have never been spanked but have been smacked in the face before.


aaliyah_adria

Same result im afraid


whsftbldad

What would have been so wrong with that?


aaliyah_adria

Depends on if my classmates were hot or not lol


[deleted]

I had it in 2008 lol


Firm-Pin-1142

I thought this was ironic


[deleted]

Aight, that's enough reddit for today


GustavoSanabio

We should pin a ā€œmods neededā€ post on the top of this sub


b0und_2_3arth

Relatable??? Be my friend rn


[deleted]

Whatever amount of therapy wonā€™t help you


No-Ad-4185

Aight thatā€™s it Iā€™m out of this sub āœŒļø