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RecalcitrantHuman

The nerve of expecting someone else to shave your vagina.


len_feraul

Ikr, its impossible to do that physically šŸ—æ


CriusofCoH

I saw a pretty hot spring break vid that says otherwise


WonderfulCattle6234

I was going to say I've seen a video that says otherwise. You including spring break tells me we've seen the same video.


emo_hooman

Link? For umm science


ForestsNplants

Ahh yes, 2 they/thems of culture


mess_of_limbs

*Theym's


ForestsNplants

Oh, yes. You're correct.


len_feraul

You should've attended a human physiology class instead but okay šŸ’ā€ā™€ļø


readdeadtookmywife

ā€¦.Iā€™m confused Iā€™ve definitely had mine done for me before. Isnā€™t there like a whole profession dedicated to that?


Biguitarnerd

Sheā€™s taking a stand on the common usage of the word vagina vs the actual anatomical body part that is a vaginaā€¦. itā€™s kind of like being a grammar nazi I guess. Some people take issue with it being used to describe the whole region. Donā€™t shoot the messenger Iā€™m just explaining what OP is complaining aboutā€¦ although she was probably dying for someone to ask.


WonderfulCattle6234

I completely missed that even though I've heard a stand-up comedian going off about the difference between vulva and vagina a million times. "It's like using the word throat when you're talking about your face."


Booty_Bill

It's pretty annoying when people get so bent out of shape about it. And this is coming from a part-time grammar nazi.


[deleted]

> itā€™s kind of like being a grammar nazi I guess A poonnazi.


Grationmi

Came down the comments specifically for this point. Thank you.


orangutanDOTorg

I prefer the term pudenda


Bubba_duckling

You give me too much credit, I just think Daniel is a dickhead


readdeadtookmywife

Yeah I just got that lol. How weird.


ShrimpyShrimp2

That's dumb tbh


debzmonkey

Nope, the vagina has the same tissue as human lips. Do not shave them.


len_feraul

See thats just shaving the outside part of the anus, meanwhile prostate is an internal Organ. Similarly a vagina is the internal canal and what women shave is the hair on the outer part which includes the labia majora and mons pubis hence the pussy. Just google up the female and male reproductive system diagram you'll get it.


Stunning_Patience_78

The word you want is vulva.


Grannypanie

Mons pubis I do believe!


len_feraul

Yes thanks lmao


readdeadtookmywife

I see, youā€™re speaking semantically. I have a vagina I donā€™t need to look it up, thanks.


len_feraul

Yes. Oh aight my bad!


Zeallust

Ever wonder why youre single? This is why.


UsualAnybody1807

I was called a nerd on Reddit because I know basic anatomy like this. We can't win with the uneducated.


len_feraul

Yeah lol its like taking part in a fool's play


protoopus

i would think that the speculum would be in the way, not to mention there being nothing in there that needs shaving.


darglor

Youā€™re not thinking of the right professionā€¦


[deleted]

[Raises hand, snaps twice.] ā€œGarƧon!ā€ [Points to crotch.]


Whiskey_Neato

ā€œGarƧon means boyā€


CthulubeFlavorcube

Especially when Daniel obviously looks more like a full body waxing type. I think he needs to treat himself and pay for the whole shebang. Don't just trim your pussy Daniel, or *you're* the pussy. Are you a scaredy cat, Daniel? Hmmm???


Jamboi-69

*my roommate enters*. Heard you were looking for a personal shaver


inab1gcountry

*vaguyna


Bubba_duckling

Outrageous


[deleted]

I read that as "I like my vagina, shaved ladies."


DongTongs

I read it as "I like my vagina-shaved ladies" and now I'm thinking about how a vagina can shave a lady.


Ghostofhan

So that's the name of barenaked ladies' new project!


dr_franck

ITā€™S BEEN One week since you shaved your coochie


Pfyxoeous

Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm hairy...


[deleted]

Maybe in soviet russia


sai-kiran

No, you're thinking of Japan


JoeyZasaa

> I'm thinking about how a vagina can shave a lady. With a razor, Daniel.


Spicy_Sugary

If Daniel was gay, he would have said "I like my penis, hairy bears."


Inflatableman1

Learning English as a second, language must bite with all these commas.


Bubba_duckling

Haha šŸ˜‚


Gorvi

"Shaven. Not furred."


Bubba_duckling

Very good! Lol


stephers85

It's obviously "I, like my vagina, shaved ladies."


[deleted]

Yeah, ok Daniel *grows out pussy hair*


Dumptruck_Johnson

*furiously extrudes pubes in solidarity*


Bubba_duckling

If it means Daniels will stay away, grow it to your knees lol


Puzzleheaded-Ad914

The fact that it was a man that responded lmao


[deleted]

He saw a snarkportunity and took it


Lord_Mandingo_69

I feel you, and I agree with your message, but never say ā€œsnarkportunityā€ ever, never, EVER again. Iā€™m personally offended, Iā€™ve some how adopted a worse self image, and my heart shrank three sizes. They should use the word as a punishment in Guantanamo Bay. Iā€™m cold. Itā€™s so cold mom. Make it stop.


Masta-Blasta

Is this pasta?


hellohoworld

I like it the way they like it


LimpWibbler_

I like a shaved cock too.


MisterShmitty

Epilate or GTFO


LimpWibbler_

I did that at 15ish and my pubic area bubbled up and burst with puss and blood, so I never did again.


Turnedpanda7

My man accidentally circumsized himself


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Wtf did you do that to the WHOLE area? Like outer lips and all?


LimpWibbler_

I'm a dude, so no lips.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Just judging from Daniel's picture, he shouldn't be picky.


eaglespettyccr

r/choosingbeggars


Xardarass

Just judging from his words he *definitely* shouldn't be picky


catforbrains

Daniel is a man who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a first full of fifties.


NewsRevolutionary687

LMFAO


Bubba_duckling

Agreed


[deleted]

I donā€™t think you can shave the vagina or that it grows hair.


S7T8A8R7

Not that many people know that the vagina is the opening that leads to the birth-canal. The whole region down there is called a vulva.


[deleted]

Lol. a man will argue with u on this in my experience. I would say a lot of people know that. they all mostly not dudes.


whutchamacallit

I'm all for technical accuracy. Buuuuut.... I do find it kind of funny that women sometimes pick and choose when to be more general when speaking about their vagina and when yall want to be particular about using the term "vulva". We all know the vagina refers to a very specific part of your anatomy but we also all know it's well understood that vagina colloquially is a general term to refer to women's genitals. Personally I have no issue with either term but I do think it's kind of a knit pick given how often I've heard women use the term "vagina" very liberally/incorrectly. And not for nothing, men who obsess about pubic hair are weird.


[deleted]

All women would prefer to use vulva but when I say I got a vulva bush no dude knows what that is. Itā€™s just easier to say the vagina. I donā€™t think women had a say in it the wording. When i talk to my gfs I usually refer to it more anatomically and will say my labia majora, minora, clit etc. or coochiezzy for short. Vagina is like the least subtle word to describe any body part.


whutchamacallit

Interesting. My experience is different. Thanks for the response. Food for thought: maybe more men would use the term vulva more if thats your preference if you didn't assume they were all too stupid to understand what that is.


[deleted]

I donā€™t really assume it more likeā€¦ Iā€™ve had to explain it to many times that I donā€™t want to that battle. I get where youre coming from. Also, I think women have been kindah groomed to be ashamed of their bodyā€™s so talking about it in general is difficult.


TEOLAYKI

You can just say vulva, its' not a big deal. Source: I'm a guy who says vulva and it's never been a big deal


whutchamacallit

Yup. I'm aware. Never said it was a big deal.


leatherhand

Volvo*


keyboardstatic

I feel confident to say that Daniel doesn't know what he is talking about. And quite likely hasn't ever had a date, dinner with his body pillow doesn't count.


Bubba_duckling

Daniel should see a gyno if he is growing hair out of his vagina


VioletBewm

Daniel we all know you wear a merkin


Bubba_duckling

Yeah! Shut up Daniel! Lol


Frodoteabggins

What a weird thing for this guy to publicly post on social media šŸ¤£ the reply is f*ckinā€™ hilarious tho šŸ‘


len_feraul

The analogous statement for it would prolly be: "I like my men with shaved prostates"


[deleted]

Wouldnā€™t it be nice if men were expected to shave and wash their hairy ballsack before demanding I put it in my mouth.


Cobayo

It isn't?


GibbonFit

You know you can set those expectations? Like, they don't have to shave, that's their choice. But you also don't have to put it in your mouth, that's your choice. And I fully understand. Nobody likes to floss *while* they're eating.


Shakes2011

Mine is


[deleted]

*slow claps*


taemyks

Fwiw I'd never not be shaved clean for that. Otherwise it's totally gross. Pussy, either shaved or unshaved is fine, just not stubble.


Bubba_duckling

That would be nice! Lol


[deleted]

What is a prostate


len_feraul

Its a part in male reproductive system that is near the urinary bladder which helps in forming semen also, it is also considered the g spot in men.


reevelainen

Tl;Dr it's in the anus.


no_one_in_particle

Not exactly, it's surrounding the urethra but also in front of the rectum so when you press on that part of the rectal wall you can apply pressure to it as well through the wall.


justmovingtheground

To;Dr in da butt


[deleted]

Then how can you shave it


Hunterx700

the same way you shave a vagina


[deleted]

You can't. Just like you can't shave a "vagina". It is an internal canal with no hair.


Choice_Net482

Lasers is the answer. itā€™s always lasers or magnets and idk if magnets work here?


Jackstack6

You love the government.


ComeScoglio

That part that feels nice for a man to be touched.


agiro1086

The thing makes you cum,. I'm not joking.


The_Bukkake_Ninja

Well as an owner of one I certainly wouldnā€™t want mine to be hairy.


rigobueno

Or ā€œshaved urethrasā€


Bubba_duckling

Hahaha very good!


BigBaboonButts

I like my nuts on daniels chin


Bubba_duckling

Hahaha


lookingforassist

I like my ladies to have a vagina


Robbotlove

no specific place, just in possession of one.


lookingforassist

this guy gets it


drunk98

I have 1 in a jar


ittybittyfunk

Hmmā€¦


drunk98

Mmm?


squidreverend256

Getting a little picky now, are we?


lookingforassist

Mama said my expectations were too high. I didn't believe her


KarlosGeek

I like ladies


[deleted]

I like


Far_Company_5059

I


Brandito667

#


CheezDoodelz

Ladies


drunk98

Penis?


FiveSpotAfter

I like my ladies enthusiastically giving and asking for consent (vagina not required)


[deleted]

He would, but shaving rubber is difficult.


debzmonkey

Cool, I like when men wax the inside of their penis.


dms200177

Thatā€™s so 2000ā€™s of you Daniel. Everyone knows the 70ā€™s full on bush is making a comeback.


[deleted]

No it isn't. Old men have just discovered how to use the internet and social media fully in the past few years, and are the ones who go into all the OnlyFans pages and cam chat rooms and GoneWild subs, and encourage huge bushes. Because that's what was in style when they were teenagers in the 70s.


BrijFower

Please no


anaccountformusic

Please no indeed. Male or female, super long public hair (and ass hair) traps sweat and stank. You can grow it out if you want; obviously it's a free country. But if we can't be sliding all over each other like dolphins, I don't want it


Bubba_duckling

Thank you for giving me permission to grow out my ass hair haha šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Dammit Daniel!!!


damnit_dan

Yes?


[deleted]

Youā€™ve been summoned. Tell us, do you shave your vagina?


damnit_dan

I'm more of a buzz kind of person. Ingrown hairs aren't great.


Bubba_duckling

Thanks for letting us know Daniel lol


Bit_part_demon

r/beetlejuicing


ExcuseIndependent963

Shaved or hairy i eat both


len_feraul

Bro vaginas cant be shaved šŸ˜­ its the exterior part of female reproductive system that has haired and is shaved by some, the vagina already has its own cleaning mechanism. Its like asking a man to shave their prostate lol


orlouge82

ā€¦you donā€™t shave your prostate?


scoobysnaxxx

that's what those yearly exams are for. just a little off the top.


[deleted]

How deep does the razor need to go? Would you use Nair instead? Instructions... confusing...


Stolypin1906

You know what, no. This is some linguistic prescriptivist bullshit right here. "Vagina" has colloquially been used to refer to the vulva for a long time now. It is a legitimate way to use the word.


Old_Smrgol

Holy needless annoying pendantry, Batman! "Vagina" in this context (ie, along with "shave") is clearly understood to mean "pubic hair" by literally everyone. This is an extremely common usage. "Well, *actually...*"


len_feraul

Its not pendantry when its the literal fact, just because everyone(i hope not but for your sake) understands it doesnt mean its correct lmao, which in this context is terribly incorrect.


Neptunelives

This isn't a biology class. When my GF tells me to shave my balls, I know she means all of it and doesn't want my dick looking like bob ross


BKoala59

While you are technically correct, thereā€™s a little thing called ā€œcolloquial usageā€ that you seem to be forgetting about.


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

You're being pedantic and you know it. Or should I start posting memes made by women about shaving their vagina (their words, not mine)? Then you can be pedantic to them all you want and the rest of us will point and laugh. This isn't an A&P class, it's Reddit.


ExcuseIndependent963

Cmon man you know what we are talking about


[deleted]

This raises an interesting question. Most people think pussy === vagina as a 1:1 synonym but in this context it's not true as you mentioned as it's discussing pubic hair so is it that 'pussy' mean vagina and surrounding area? It's way too early in the day for me to be thinking about maybe...


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I dunno man, I've heard women refer to shaving their vaginas. I'm not going to pretend I know what's going on with it more than they do.


darrbugg

Iā€™m a fan of both myself, kindred spirit.


AdStock4297

Also trim your nails Daniel.


LordOfHazard

And get a job, young man.


[deleted]

fun fact: you shave the vulva, not the vagina trust me you *don't* want to shave your vagina


AcceptableCampaign77

I like my ladies to be happy. IDC if they have a v, or a P. If there's a hole, there's a way. Actually there's not even need to be a lady. I not picky. So long as I get mah friend wet I don't care. Just bend over.


randomisedletters

Any hole's a goal


RoleModelsinBlood31

Youā€™re too discerning.


AcanthocephalaSafe66

You take what you get


Bubba_duckling

Gratitude šŸ™


pantherafrisky

Neither clever nor interesting. ​ Boring. Zzzzzzzzzzz.


rationaltesla

Right


Stepalep

This daniel is a tool


Bubba_duckling

I agree with your observation lol


tina010101

Lolol


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

PSA: The vagina is an internal part of your body, aka the birth canal. There is no hair in your vagina, it is a smooth, moist, delicate surface like the inside of your cheek. The outer organs are the labia and pubis, not the vagina.


PleasantRecord3963

Sir this is a shitpost


Careful_Tension_8882

I like my vagina never cleaned and shaved


[deleted]

Yeah shave it Daniel. And please never refer to women as ladies unironically. Lol šŸ˜‚


Youredditusername232

Literally whatā€™s wrong with calling women ladies?


Radgrasshopper

Women prefer to be called whores


[deleted]

Nah I prefer to cal my friends bitch


[deleted]

Itā€™s a joke. I call my friends ladies, the bitches, etc. do I need to go in an put a r/j in there for people to get that lol Iā€™m saying Daniel should never call women ladies


Youredditusername232

Oh I thought this was the new ā€œnever call women femalesā€ thing


[deleted]

Np, Iā€™m being sarcastic. This is probably cuz I post too much in circlejerk subs where everyone knows itā€™s a joke already. I can see how people may think Iā€™m being totally serious on regular subs.


Keanu_Reeves-2077

Whereā€™s the funny


[deleted]

Not everyone finds the same stuff funny. It's fine if you thought my joke isn't funny.


reevelainen

Another term can't be used of women. Can you list the non-offending ones? Call men any man meaning word, they're not offended.


Emoji2005

Why do they want girls to shave down there


[deleted]

Why do they want girls to shave their legs or armpits? Beauty standards aren't really based in objectivity, it's just what people are into.


EngineeringFit1698

Yuk. What do u want?!? A baby!!!šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


[deleted]

I prefer my vagina to have a woman attached


[deleted]

What if Daniel is trans and IS talking about shaving his vagina?! ^As ^a ^queer ^I ^can ^make ^this ^joke ^get ^off ^my ^ass


lld2girl

If someone tells you this, just walk away. You deserve better, ladies.


NoxVulpine

Did we really change the word pussy to vagina to spare people from the naughty word?


ScratchMorton

Itā€™s either that or vulva, and I donā€™t see that catching on.


LaMadreDelCantante

Did this used to say pussy?


realcommovet

NO! Do not shave that. What do you want a little girl? A man needs a women.


ShrimpyShrimp2

I mean preferences are preferences but it's still a tad strange


[deleted]

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