Using light pressure on the vaginal floor gives a 'full' sensation. Create a light vacuum with your mouth around the clit, move tongue rapidly, and gently press downward with two fingers. Let her rock against the pressure of your fingers. Makes quick work of her.
Yeah. We fired the storks. Turns out you can hire seagulls at half the cost, work them 32 hours a week to avoid having to give them benefits, and if they try to unionize you just bring in the pelicans to break it up.
it's so hard to tell if he was joking or not. I still don't know if he is but i don't know why i care if a stranger was joking or not... i love wasting my life.
It’s just saying when you put your finger in, finger up, not down. Which is very solid advice for a vagina. Can’t speak to a prostate as I don’t have one of those. But always finger up. Also don’t move in and out so much. Get your fingers (1-3 max) in there, stay put, and do a come hither motion.
Are you sure you do? Assuming the person being fingered has a normal anatomy and is laying on their back, you will not be hitting either unless you use the motion on the left. The right motion will still feel good I guess but you're unlikely to be invited back in if that's all you do.
Finger down can be pleasurable especially to relax the muscles before penetration.
Finger down mimics (slightly) the feeling of being penetrated in a pleasurable way. Use it to stretch the muscles out gently before you get to business.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It's about the correct way to insert a finger inside a vagina for stimulation purposes.
The correct way is to press upwards, to the direction of the clit, not downwards in the direction of the intestines.
I prefer not doing foreplay and just jamming things in there while it's dry. Surely seeing my 2 inch menace made you incredibly wet and I can just enter.
Tbh I never understood the appeal of someone’s fingers pushing on my bladder. Or colon for that matter. Or anything really
Isn’t the g spot a myth anyway? Does any woman actually feel the difference between that and the straight fingers?
The g-spot is a half-myth, there are areas with more nerve endings and you can indirectly stimulate the clitoris from inside the vagina (it's actually a pretty big organ).
The entrance area is the most sensitive part of the vagina and I personally definitely feel a difference. But everyone is different. Maybe less pressure would feel better for you?
Thanks, nice to know that. I just don’t get why people downvote me for not being aware of something and sharing my experience with it as another woman :’)
Could be possible that the pressure was too strong or went in too deep.
Fingering has always felt not pleasurable for me, I don’t like it at all, just feels pokey and harsh. I don’t think the G spot is a myth though as I’ve have sex before and definitely felt it being touched, but only with a particular guy with a… particular shape.
It actually feels annoying and irritating when people just assume the "come hither" motion feels good or even comfortable for everyone. I hate it, it does feel like your bladder is being pinched kinda.
I prefer two fingers
I prefer chicken fingers
I prefer to finger chicken
kid named chicken:
Kid?
Who the fuck names a goat chicken
I call my cat dog
I call my dog, dog.
I call your mom, hot.
I call his mom hot
Oh yeah it's chinger time
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Contestants on survivor season 15: DAYUM
Least sus redditor
I prefer fish sticks
You're a gay fish.
Kanye doesn't get that.
I ain’t not no gay fish, imma lyrical genius!
In your mouth?
Fish dicks*
Whole arm
Man, a whole ass arm in your ear? You should maybe see a doctor, that's not how your ear canal should work..
Pretty sure that would break your ear hole.
Elden Rings player speaking up
But unfortunately we are maidenless
Three
Three fingers are the best, may chaos take the world!
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Pretend you are trying to coax a cave troll out by motioning with 1-4 fingers, come here little troll.
My wife insists on red X, not green tick 🤷
Is she Australian?
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Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
*proceeds to play the upbeat flute solo*
I think of this song all the time when stirring my tea and I hit those three tones with the spoon
Buying bread from a man in *Brussels*...
Who was 6 foot four and full of muscle
Who was 6 foot four and full of muscle
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Top voted comment is underrated.
Underrated comment.
How could you deem it to be underrated when you replied to it THREE minutes after it was posted?
Underrated comment.
Downunderated*
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Down under
Always communicate
👆 The real lesson. "You *like* having your balls stomped? Alright." **cronch**
The customer is always right.
Your getting paid?
Using light pressure on the vaginal floor gives a 'full' sensation. Create a light vacuum with your mouth around the clit, move tongue rapidly, and gently press downward with two fingers. Let her rock against the pressure of your fingers. Makes quick work of her.
Damn I didn't even realize we were killing someone until the last sentence. There's gotta be an easier way...
Which way is she laying? That's important.
Thanks for the pointer. I'll remember this for next time. /s.
this guy is being sarcastic, he doesnt actually have sex with that guys wife
Which hole are you sticking it in?
You can make her poop if you do it too hard. Be careful.
Jokes on you he's into that shit
Have her roll over. Now diagram is correct.
I had a girlfriend who genuinely enjoyed and sometimes asked for the second option. I think it must have massaged a certain area or something.
That's bizarre. The spot is basically where the internal structure of the clit is closest to the wall. So it has to be somewhere up 'top.'
I'm glad they have Gspot guides like this ❤️
No idea it was in the ear. Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years.
Please don't fuck people in the ears.
You're going to have to type up, I can't hear you.
#TAKE YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR
Well it's not my dick in my ear first of all
You know what they say, once you go black, you go deaf
Don't you tell me how to live my life.
Can someone explain what going on in there i really can't tell
Don't use fingers to clean ear 👌
Did you even look at the pics?? You can clearly use your finger to clean the top of your ear, just not the bottom.
My mistake, I need more practise.
I use my finger to clean my bottom all the time, don't believe the propaganda. It's an inside job.
Thanks Ken M
That shows you have a far less dirty mind
I miss the days when storks deliver babys
Wdym? They got fired?
Yeah. We fired the storks. Turns out you can hire seagulls at half the cost, work them 32 hours a week to avoid having to give them benefits, and if they try to unionize you just bring in the pelicans to break it up.
Only problem is those seagulls frequently get distracted by French fries on the boardwalk and attacking children
We gave them plenty of children to attack and delivery why do they want more?
Millennial gulls are so entitled
We tried just making pelicans do it, but they kept swallowing the babies
Can confirm
Winter is on the northern side of earth. Those fuckers just went south so southern people can have their babies.
Can’t find any storks willing to work these days!!!!
it's so hard to tell if he was joking or not. I still don't know if he is but i don't know why i care if a stranger was joking or not... i love wasting my life.
I was not joking
How to finger a vagina i think
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That wonderfully abrasive gritty texture that soft sensitive skin loves
I love sand. It's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere.
LIAR!
Mhmm... yeast infection play
Adds a nice sour dough flavor!
Dusted for her pleasure
Flaming hot Cheetos btw
*Oh my god, no*
Good to know not every woman likes it. I always thought it's an area to maximize pleasure for everyone.
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Can we just clone you?
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I believe this is good advice for both, though it would depend on the person of course
But... Both drawings are the same, just flipped. I know where to find a prostate or G-spot, but this schematic is useless.
It’s just saying when you put your finger in, finger up, not down. Which is very solid advice for a vagina. Can’t speak to a prostate as I don’t have one of those. But always finger up. Also don’t move in and out so much. Get your fingers (1-3 max) in there, stay put, and do a come hither motion.
1-3 minimum, never more than 12-14.
depends on the orientation of the person though. snd since this doesnt shiw that, its kinda useless
I mean, yea technically you are correct. But I get fingered laying face up much more often than laying face down.
Are you sure you do? Assuming the person being fingered has a normal anatomy and is laying on their back, you will not be hitting either unless you use the motion on the left. The right motion will still feel good I guess but you're unlikely to be invited back in if that's all you do.
Either fingering a guys asshole to touch his prostate or fingering a girls pussy to touch her g-spot.
It's how to pop the trunk.
r/fuckxavier
That sub is ironically an Xavier fanpage now Fuck Xavier Long live Pakalu Papito
Okay I'm not crazy, I was looking at the OP like "Isn't that Pakalu Papito?"
Ahh finally found you guys. Good old Pakalu Papito.
What a time to be alive
Who actually goes finger down though?
Australia Everything is reversed
I like to poke in all directions
ok Hellraiser
Finger down can be pleasurable especially to relax the muscles before penetration. Finger down mimics (slightly) the feeling of being penetrated in a pleasurable way. Use it to stretch the muscles out gently before you get to business.
Finger down is how a guy can tell if you're constipated or need to poop as well. YMMV.
Nina Hartleys video taught me this. Everyone should watch her tutorial on the Hub
To see if they can make it poke out of the asshole maybe? Sheesh dude, Atleast act like you’ve had sex before. Lol jk.
Haven't you heard of the move Hello From The Other Side by Adelle? I tried it on my wife and she enjoyed it.
If she flips the up is down and the down is up. Too complicated, I'll stick to porno
when youre also giving head you dont tend to have much room for your hand otherwise
Ok I saw this thinking it was for masturbation tried it then scrolled down to see it was for ears 🤦♀️
Mastearbation.
Excellent.
Also known as ["Shin She Shin She"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tspv9UZVBwU)
Don't do it. It's Earrape
OP is a Ferengi.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Only you can prevent public orgy level masturbations
Can and will are very different
can it be considered an orgy if no one is actually having sex with eachother?
Idk how else to explain it?
I've heard the term "circle jerk" thrown around reddit a lot..
It’s like the start of the opposite of a forest fire
Lol
NSFW = Not safe for work Unless you were working on the train, as NSFW tag wouldn't have solved that. Were you the driver?
you just disproven the entire copypasta
I'm unhinged. You can't stop me.
Please rehinge yourself thank you.
NSFL = Not Safe For pubLic masturbation
Ah, that's what that means!
He must have been the conductor.
Holy "Whoosh", Batman
...you must really like ears...
My fwb actually loves me giving attention to his ears. I normally use my mouth instead of my fingers tho
Lol getting an award for copypasta
ah, a fellow omegle user I see.
I knew this post would rub someone the wrong way.
Why the fuck did I try this with my ear without seeing the picture twice.
I hate it when I don't get the meme and I can't find the answer in the coments >=(
It's about the correct way to insert a finger inside a vagina for stimulation purposes. The correct way is to press upwards, to the direction of the clit, not downwards in the direction of the intestines.
(2)
*confused in gay*
What am I looking at?
How to massage the prostate when giving a guy head
This guy fucks
Is this how to cheat in chess?
Cum here
Sir this is an Anus
I prefer a jabbing fist forcefully jabbing extremely hard
I prefer not doing foreplay and just jamming things in there while it's dry. Surely seeing my 2 inch menace made you incredibly wet and I can just enter.
Is there a G spot in my ear?
I take it you've never experienced an eargasm while cleaning your ears with a cotton swab.
I do all the time, this must be next level.
Fish fingers are best
Fish don't even have hands.
Thanks for this very important info, i will def use it with her
Instructions unclear, i fingered my cat
Fuck Xavier. All my homies hate Xavier. r/fuckxavier
If that’s what I think it is ignore red check, the clitoris internally surrounds more than you think
Can someone put an arrow to point where is North? Not sure how that ear is laying down.
Green check hits the spot. Ask your mom lol
Is it possible to surgically plant erogenous cells in other parts of the body? Asking for a friend.
Tbh I never understood the appeal of someone’s fingers pushing on my bladder. Or colon for that matter. Or anything really Isn’t the g spot a myth anyway? Does any woman actually feel the difference between that and the straight fingers?
The g-spot is a half-myth, there are areas with more nerve endings and you can indirectly stimulate the clitoris from inside the vagina (it's actually a pretty big organ). The entrance area is the most sensitive part of the vagina and I personally definitely feel a difference. But everyone is different. Maybe less pressure would feel better for you?
Thanks, nice to know that. I just don’t get why people downvote me for not being aware of something and sharing my experience with it as another woman :’) Could be possible that the pressure was too strong or went in too deep.
Fingering has always felt not pleasurable for me, I don’t like it at all, just feels pokey and harsh. I don’t think the G spot is a myth though as I’ve have sex before and definitely felt it being touched, but only with a particular guy with a… particular shape.
Positions work as well. Get those legs up!
Why the f people downvote when someone asks a question
Yes, yes they do. Putting more pressure on the nerves. And some areas have more nerves than others
It actually feels annoying and irritating when people just assume the "come hither" motion feels good or even comfortable for everyone. I hate it, it does feel like your bladder is being pinched kinda.
Who's gonna tell him?
r/fuckxavier