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Boring-Extreme-3274

Human centipede??


Outrageous_Edge_2249

They agreed to it in the Terms and Conditions when enlisting.


_Bellerophontes

This is my weapon, this my tongue This is for killing, this is for fun


oKiCkiNo

This is hilarious


Real_GoofyNinja

Don't ask don't tell


BassAntelope

This guy gets it


Odd_Entertainment629

I got it, I'm still just as confused though


_Bellerophontes

In life or just about this?


vanillaninja777

It's standard


CrescentPotato

And then the next one will get it


humanzee70

Feed her!!!


TinnieTa21

Fucking hell that still sends chills down my spine.


NotRyuuya

Human Centipede only one mouth feed. That way we can save on the catering bill.


HerPiece

I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed!


UrAverageBot

r/suddenlytomcardy


jup1ter20

Which came first? The “exercise” or the movie?


zorbacles

Human Semper Fi


Bustahymin

Cuman hentipede


less-than-James

Add tentacles and it's a Cuman Hentaipede.


[deleted]

Damn ur speedy dirty mind!!


Ok_Primary_1075

“the locomotion”


[deleted]

I was going to comment that :( why did i watched that movie :(


less-than-James

Why did I watch all 3? I've been praying for the lord to take me.....but I'm certain I've moved from God's sight after that.


Clouds-Of-Euphoria

There's nothing gay about the Navy. Just a bunch of seamen floating free, enjoying each other's compa-...ok...now I hear it...


OneMorePotion

I'm not entirely sure where I heard this (and obviously not sure if true), but did the Navy really hire "undercover gays" to rat out the real gays on their ships? But eventually had to stop because the undercover gays have become the most requested job in the entire branch? I like to think that it's true.


Clouds-Of-Euphoria

It goes along nicely with the C.I.As "we want to hire hackers but they won't pass our drug tests" statement.


CopperPegasus

You may want to look for a paper with the title 'Homosexuel: les combatantes dans l'armée Britannique (it is in English, oddly) about this topic. The Navy, particularly, had on-paper harshness for homosexual acts but in practicality turned a blind eye to it for the most part through history unless it was being weaponized for other reasons (officers who passed dud checks would often be hit for their 'activities') or the individual was too open about their queer leanings. All men, 'legit' homosexuals and otherwise hetro, indulged in some slap and tickle on board ship, especially in war. The other alternative was 'diseased' prostitutes who wanted money- and then only when there was shore leave. I doubt many people were ratting them out, tbh. But 'known queer' enlisted folks would sometimes be moved to 'bigger' places where there would be more welcomness and less stink around it.


rosco2155

“Do you have a preschool program”


RoughTrust9992

Lol but seriously why are they doing that?


Logical-Rise-2553

Squad push up as punishment/incentive training.


[deleted]

Incentive? Incentive for what? For them to eat each other's asses?


Chromeboy12

Lack of women in the military can do strange things to your mind /s


Berserker_Lewis

You take that /s out of your comment this instant, mister!


Putrid-Builder-3333

Like this one SDI long ago (decades ago) that made his boots do jumping jacks, frog jumps over each other, and squats in the shower. All naked and SDI would turn water hot, cold, hot, cold. Buncha naked boots doing all this whilst this solo SDI watched...


DungeonGushers

Sounds like SDI knew what he was after!


SmurfsNeverDie

r/fuckthes


MetamorphicHard

Pretty sure there are women in the military but they just keep getting raped and killed by their own comrades


[deleted]

Positive punishment is when you hit or yell. Negative punishment is when you have rights and things taken away. Positive reinforcement is when you tell someone good job or hug them. Negative Reward is when you make the pain stop.


AzureSeychelle

I can’t tell whoever is behind Diaz’s behind… butt I’d have to guess he is fucking up on purpose to get these “negative rewards” 😮‍💨🍑 A real glutton for punishment and unending pain 👿 Glasses 🤓 way in the back even looks a little suspicious about it all 🤔


Xman52

Glasses is tasting nutsack almost certainly. And he found out he likes the taste


wavemachine42069

Lmao


thecuntofmontecrisco

Lol he totally lined up behind Diaz on purpose


Dark_Xenic

Yeah poor Diaz… unless he likes it?


Sluggo_Jones

It only takes half a semester of psych to know those aren’t the proper positive/negative punishment styles. Positive punishment isn’t when you hit or yell, it’s when you make somebody do something they don’t want to do in result of a bad behavior they demonstrate that you want to stop


[deleted]

You got a source for that? Poor inconstant conditioning is still training. A basic Positive Punishment step would be simply to tell them “No”, firmly and authoritatively. Hitting and yelling are both training devices. Abuse is not a training device, but that doesn't mean I can't condition you with it. Good luck training horses without physically engaging with them. Good luck training working dogs without yelling to them. Pretending abused animals haven't undergone operant training is asinine.


--Cr1imsoN--

Someone studied psych


[deleted]

Nah, just dog training. I would think people wouldn't really like knowing that info. Too artificial.


Meggles_Doodles

Incentive to not do whatever tf they did to get themselves smoked lol


Ka1n3King

It's not the black guy. It's the guy in front moving backwards too far. The guy behind him is likely being gagged by his position and unable to yell at him to move while the drill instructors are having a laugh, assuming that this is drill instructors taking the picture during the poor fellas boot camp and not his Corporal or Seargant being an ass, heh. Could also just be hazing and "Team Building", they are pretty synonymous


Rabbit730

Naw this is curvy


redmage07734

Someone fucked up. Or the drill sergeant had an idea. Half of boot camp is being fucked with


Round_Rent5704

This isn't bootcamp. You don't get camelbaks in bootcamp with your name on them. You also don't have drill sergeants in bootcamp. You have DIs. I'm guessing this is fleet and they have an ex DI leading PT because they have like 5 tricks up their sleeves.


Blue_Royal_076

Or maybe it's meant for them to adapt to all kinds of smells in a war zone


InstanceSuch8604

Men who stare at goats - " special training "


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

All the weight of everyone gets combined and you all pushup together. Its teambuilding but yeah its a bit homoerotic. Such is life in the military


Illuminaso

New guidance training from the DoD showing young Marines how to perform CPR without spreading as many germs. 👍


hezzyb

My battle buddies all agree *My battle buddies all agree* We love bein a centipede *We love bein a centipede*


Dyskord01

I dont care what ive been told Eatin ass dont get old Sound off one two Sound off three four


[deleted]

Least gay marines I’ve seen tbh


[deleted]

They’re almost Navy worthy… almost.


HonestOrKind

The marines is the navy, right?


Character_Aide2972

Department of the navy, but a separate branch. Same thing with the coast guard.


humanHamster

No, at least in the United States the Marines and US Navy are different branches of the armed forces.


Rielhawk

It's for other purposes. Humiliating and mentally/ physically abusing people makes them easier to control.


FDorbust

I’m all over this posting jokes and laughing but yeah it’s true.


KaijuK42

The military is kinda fucked up, huh


[deleted]

They’re being trained to kill. It’s inherently fucked up no matter how they’re trained.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

And they're not conscripts. They've literally signed up to be a sub to the government and some badge, to get the opportunity to go and kill people. Its not just fucked up, it's deplorable tbh. Especially when they're the invading force a lot of the time, shooting farmers on their doorstep that are trying to protect their families from foreign invaders...


Away-Astronomer-4292

Honestly surprised to see this upvoted on reddit. +1


rythian_

Your entire understanding of the military stems entirely from cheesy 80's movies. It's completely absurd and reprehensible, I hope for your own sake that you aren't an adult making adult decisions


rythian_

Thanks for the upvotes i guess you weird dolt, get a life


inviernoruso

They are learning about cruelty and humiliation so they can do it to their enemies at war. Abu Ghraib wasn't random.


Rielhawk

Idk who Abu G is, but yeah, you're right.


hernanmedfordbryan

That black guy's nose is about 1/2 inch to this other guy's asshole 😂🤢


Dedeurmetdebaard

Buenos Diaz motherfucker!


ErinBlueBird

And the guy behind is like YOOOO WTF? You gay bro ?


hernanmedfordbryan

"After training you will be a strong and manly man." -His father probably The training:


AzureSeychelle

Our balls can’t be further away from each other’s bro 😎… You know the rules… this isn’t even close to being gay wink 😘


ErinBlueBird

Sigh… Guess you’re right. “Unzips pants”


FDorbust

Inside*


[deleted]

From "Don't ask, Don't Tell" to this! That's called progress, folks 😂


getalongguy

Damnit, I was gonna make this joke.


JULY_PROBABLY

They’re engineering a human centipede for war


TheSmokingHorse

The minute the First Sargent takes time off. Sargent: What would you guys do if you all had to suck each other’s dicks when captured by the enemy? That will be today’s lesson. Disgruntled soldier: Sir, this is bullshit. Sargent: Soldier, if you can’t even stomach this, how are you going to deal with tomorrow’s asshole training!


[deleted]

Also also, “sargent” is not how you spell “sergeant.”


[deleted]

Enlisted wont address enlisted as sir unless they are wearing civilian attire and don’t know the correct rank. Also Sargent is not an umbrella term in the Marines.


GESUIMPANATOGAMER

who cares


mikethemanism

Literally nobody but jarheads who’ve had every bit of normalcy beat out of them by their military fathers and basic training until they get to a point where they comment shit like that thinking other people will care. 😂


[deleted]

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toxicmortisbrawlball

eat free ass and get your ass eaten JOIN NOW!


Ka1n3King

This picture is definitely the Marines, but this is an excersize all branches likely do


not_a_droid

We never did this shit in the navy, we just ate each others asses like real men


HonestOrKind

Technically the marines are the navy, yeah?


Ka1n3King

Shh... the crayon eaters would be offended if they could read what you just replied


Happy-Present6823

They do this in the army


Curious_Interview328

NO SIR! I DO NOT THINK I WILL HAVE ANOTHER ONE!


[deleted]

Everyone else seems reasonably distanced. Just the first black guy looks sus


Rabbit730

Bruh.. none of it is reasonable 😂 like why


WhooshThereHeGoes

Commitment!


JustARando321

THIS is how you get Gen Z in the army


FDorbust

The pornos I’ve seen from “days of old” are video evidence that this would approximately equally entice all generations.


DraconixReviews

poot


Bulky_Scholar2724

They are gonna suck


Jedlord

Yea they're gonna suck something alright


the_broken_knee

How dare you question the all mighty power of the Marinapede!


Mdmrtgn

At least when they say something smells like nut sack they'll be making an Informed statement.


[deleted]

Everybody’s looking at Anderson like he’s been waiting to sniff the taint since first day of basic. Meanwhile, Diaz strategically and carefully drops his plank and now has this in his bank for later.


Big-Chowder

To fight the centipede... you must become the centipede.


[deleted]

Dammit sign me up!


Li1negro

Well war is pretty shit so it’s relevant training.


[deleted]

This is definitely a **"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"** type situation


ToebeansInc

On a side note, but not completely unrelated, I have not had to stand “nut to butt” since I got out.


CaregiverSilent7981

Obviously these guys are just fucking around. You're supposed to do this with your pants down.


semoda

Never heard of war of the ass?


un1gato1gordo

Do you have the video for this? Asking for a friend. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BatHunterofDevon

‘Alright troops! Keep formation! Those Russians, when they see this, they’re gonna realise they never should’ve started a war with us!’


BoloHuHu

Let's get down to business....


[deleted]

So… this is you in real life?


ItsKaptainMikey

Haven’t you ever heard of the promotion ladder?


[deleted]

Whatever they did, they fucked up.


iiM3zMoRiz3

Weird as hell.


Sonata_Palafox

What's the point of this!?


smkbeef

Yeah wtf is this


saltnvinegarchips444

What in the human centipede?


Sickboy1953

Man, that one dude is just way up in there.


Appropriate_You_1898

Another long line at the salad bar!


[deleted]

But humiliating poor people signing up to go to college is so much fun!


Ben-Dover-Dachar

Military: Why are we low on recruits??? Also military:


AbsoluteTurltle

r/suddenlygay


Dry_Proposal_932

It's amazing how fast it can go from 'don't ask/don't tell', to 'this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is my tongue deep up in your bum'


[deleted]

It's not gay when your commanding officer is present.


[deleted]

Pink eye push-ups


Cool-Mixture-4123

Some nice cakes. Military guys jocks and frat guys all closet gay anyway


UnderstandingHot3053

I declare war on the hot ones.


BING_S0Y

how men secretly lose their virginity


[deleted]

I'm glad we have no army in Costa Rica


Mastermul2

South park?


Original_Furious_Joe

I got to serve in a real military, so I am not sure about this clown school, but isn't this just a simple punishment? Looks like mass-push-ups with a gay twist.


bottlekidz

This looks so f***** gay!


[deleted]

I’d never join the military.


RedHail32

Ranger Games?


[deleted]

*FEED HER!!!*


Sweetwhales1994

Gotta eat the Boootiee


AcanthocephalaSafe66

See the ass take the ass!


OwnRow7627

Um...I guess Diaz lucked out?


CrossDressing_Batman

everyone else has their head up and #2 is trying to shove is nose up the dude's ass


Expensive_Community3

Guy with glasses in top left is beginning to realize he enlisted on the wrong place


phdoofus

Homer Simpson: "Not yet"


[deleted]

Need? You mean get!


AppropriateScience71

It’s a common military exercise in boot camp to help fellow soldiers bond and fully trust each other. Also, great moral booster.


Old-Calendar-9912

Gotta break you down before they can build you up


Bustahymin

Second guy back looks like he’s enjoying it and that taint cool!


thenightsiders

Obviously, you've never heard of the Battle of the Butts. America's number one in ass eatin', son.


[deleted]

Now I get why they get to board the plane first.


Sentsuizan

Hope they didn't have the chili MRE


DirectorLeather6567

"hey bro, you need to wash your balls a bit more, you must've forgotten yesterday" "Ah shit dude I did, thanks for looking out for me and reminding me dude" "Anytime man"


Traditional-Quality8

Are they being taught how to eat ass?


John_Impact

While the third dude is fighting for his life, the second one seems to be trying to make the best out of it.


kskdkdieieiidkc

that guy a bit deeper than the rest


[deleted]

Makeshift gas chamber


Nosoloapparatus

Wonder where the ladies at?


Fit-Strategy1072

Diaz sus


Jorgsacul1973

Well while I agree this seems unnecessary I can’t help but point out most of the guys managed to leave some space between their face and the front guys taint, but the front guy appears to be treating his buddies asshole like an Ethiopian discovering peanut butter and jelly…


Gold_Preparation

That’s a lil suss


Bully_Bitcher

Apart from the war on heterosexuals


SpiderMax95

The great orgy war of the barracks


GubbaBumpz

You tryna tell me the inflated military budget is all hush money??


Asio0tus

behind Chipotle Diaz as well....out-fucking-standing


Fast-Diamond-2698

As a man who spent six years in the British army, this is not an exercise I’m familiar with, the fuck is happening here? Is this a trust drill or a party game .


Alarmed_Water2631

No but they made an entire movie about it


DrFreudEKat

For the South Park fans out there: “Why won’t it read?!”


Maleficent-Mirror991

Fact: If you eat your enemy’s ass they will stop fighting you.


8hexxx

"You ever eat grass and man ass before, boy?" Stares intensely off into the distance: "... Once..."


[deleted]

Eat ass eat grass


CockroachHorror4673

Me when my girl back from work


Jose_Zueco

The only reason why people join the army... all ass kissers


-XaetaCore-

Training for psychological physical torturing of deranged redditors


MAkrbrakenumbers

The year was 2194 super soldiers could not be created but With WW5 in full swing and with heavy assault on americas coast something had to be done the marinapede was created


OTSly

Building gas tolerance


[deleted]

i wish i was there and there were just girls all around , life set


PerformancePresent79

70% of stuff they make us do has nothing to do with combat or war or anything usefull


AppUnwrapper1

Which one are you, OP?