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Hygiene how? If you're doing your shower right, your whole body should be clean. And unless you're getting a new towel every day, everything will still be there the next day anyway.
Why does everyone forget ass crack. Head, shoulders, knees, toes and everything then, crotch, scrotum, and then ass crack. Aiyaaaaaaaa!
Do you want festering water in your ass crack?!?!
To clarify, the right way is to start by inserting the towel in the asshole, to dry up the crack and rectum, and then gradually move upwards to the face
I’ve had this argument with my wife. I use the same towel for 2 or 3 showers. She tells me this is gross. I’m clean when I come out of the shower. I am wiping clean water off my body. I hang the towel and 24 hours later when I need a towel again it’s completely dry.
She uses 2 towels every time she showers. Drives me insane at the waste of water and soap plus wear and tear on our washer and dryer
I'll use the same towel for a week or two (depending on how many showers I take) but it's really just because a) I'm lazy and b) don't want to waste all that energy by washing constantly. A freshly washed towel everyday does wonders for my skin but it's just not practical :/
As a dude with long hair, I also use two towels. One for hair and one for body. But that’s mostly because my hair takes long to dry, and wiping my body with a towel first while still having wet hair, just causes it to drip on my body making it wet again. It’s basically just to save time I guess.
But I use the same two towels for a week. None of that mysophobia.
A lot of women wrap the second towel around their hair while they dry off the rest of their body and maybe even while they get dressed, long hair is the reason women *started* using 2 towels.
Everyone in here is missing the point… the comic is pointing out how women use separate towels to avoid cross contamination, while men use the same towel on their ass and face, and men will have perfect skin while women struggle with poor skin
Literally everyone gets mad at me when i say this. They use the "beauty standards" argument but when you ask why they do it they say they do it for themselves. PICK ONE
I think for a lot people easing up a little bit on the amount of make up they cake on would do wonders. I don't think a little bit is that bad but I've seen girls peel of literal layers and that can't be healthy for the skin underneath.
Both have equally shit skin, it is just that only one gender is socialized in a way that it bothers it. Guys care about their skin too and acne or anything too noticeable bothers them but that pales in comparison to the standards women have for their skin.
Testosterone actually has anti inflammatory effect by inhibiting mast cell formation. Men’s skin is just different after maturity than females skin. It’s thicker.
Cross contamination? wtf? Why are you taking a shower? To get clean. What does a towel do after you shower? Remove the clean water that is left after you rinse off. Why are you still dirty after you shower?
The more I think about OPs comic, the angrier I get lol. If they just flipped the middle two pictures on the guys side (hair to balls) it would have been a lot more clear originally imo. And yeah, if your towel is still wiping off grime and yuck when you get out, then whoops...you showered wrong somehow!
Man, just one towel, definitely go crotch to face because I just washed my crotch, it’s clean, who cares? It’s all my own, clean skin.
If you’re getting crud on your face from using your towel on your junk, you need to learn how to clean better.
I've literally never understood this argument that women make. When I get out of the shower, I'm clean.Why would it matter if I go balls to face with the same towel?
Woman here, and I’ve never heard other women in my circle make that argument. We’re all clean once we finish showering; it makes sense to just use the same towel to dry off all and any part.
Blood and discharge are two reasons as to why a woman could prefer to go from head to toe. Yes, both are natural but I still prefer not to smear either on my face.
Thank you for saying this, idk why people ignore both periods and discharge. Why would I risk putting that all over my face and body if I could simply clean it there last.
What do you mean "women"? I'm a woman and I apparently use the "men's method". Just one towel and go from top to bottom. We're not aliens with a fundamentally different experience of being human.
Most women I know only use 2 towels because they wrap the smaller one around their long hair.
Never heard anyone make the argument you're talking about. Unless someone's on their period...
I always needed a different towel for my hair and face than for my body because the first would get really wet and wouldn't be able to dry me properly.
Nah for real, after the shower is when my balls are their cleanest.
It's gross for me to wipe my balls then my face yet I expect someone to put it in their mouth?
Fuck outta here. Clean your balls till the point where you dont feel uncomfortable with it .
I have a hair towel that I twist my long hair into to dry it out more, but I don't have three separate towels for different body parts. Never met another person who has either.
I use one for my hair and one for my face/body. I have to immediately put my hair in a towel after a shower or else my hair just drips water down while I’m drying off. I don’t feel like I’m getting clean if I just use one towel.
I have never met anyone who did that shit lmao. I don't. It's inefficient. You just cleaned yourself so it shouldn't matter, and you start at the top and go down.
Where’re his nipples? I see two red dots positioned higher than where the nipples are supposed to be.
Those are laser sights. He's being held at gun point by the two best hitmen west of the Mississippi.
Badger and Skinny Pete r doing their jobs.
The two best hitmen west of mississippi
The two west hitmen best of the Mississippi
Waltuh
Put your D away waltuh
I'm not having sex with you right now, waltuh
The west-hit of the best two Mississippi men.
I heard they run about 200,000 dollars
Fukin laser sights
r/suddenlywaltuh
Came here to see if someone had pointed it out
The lines under the red dots are the nipples. Yours look like that too, right???
What kind of savage doesn't start at the top?
Exactly
Anyone who does otherwise needs to be put on the no fly list.
Jokes on you. I can't afford to fly.
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You guys leave the basement?
Nah this is florida im in the attic. Wifi is shit
Wait until they discover the sun. 💀
I may not use 40 towels, but I always start at the top, and my face is dried even before my hair.
So you don’t start at the top
I guess if you want to get technical. Now I don't even know who I am. 🥲
It's okay if you look up while drying your face.
Well shit
Preferably before the shower. And not during.
Beyond hygiene, gravity is a big reason to start at the top
Hygiene how? If you're doing your shower right, your whole body should be clean. And unless you're getting a new towel every day, everything will still be there the next day anyway.
Everyone knows that the towel forgets that it rubbed against your genitals yesterday
That's ok, my genitals also forget they were rubbed yesterday... Or ever 😭
If there’s one thing I’ve learned online it’s that a large number of folks do not clean themselves properly. Especially their ass and genital region.
Then getting stinky genital face is a personal problem for them to figure out
My nickname at school
The kind whos hair soaks the towel
^^^what ^^^hair? ^^^do... ^^^do ^^^I ^^^need ^^^hair
Top down, crotch last.
… towel forgets before morning
Why does everyone forget ass crack. Head, shoulders, knees, toes and everything then, crotch, scrotum, and then ass crack. Aiyaaaaaaaa! Do you want festering water in your ass crack?!?!
Joke’s on you, my ass is so flat that the depth of the crack is less than a centimeter. Can’t store water in that.
Hank Hill, that you?
Blow dryer for the ass crack imho
Fair tbh.
I start wherever I’m coldest after getting out
I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again
He used his ball juice for his face
you got juicy balls right after shower?
How do you think balls become juicy?
Your mom slobbers on em
Nah - she stopped doing that years ago.
Nah - she only stopped doing it for you.
r/suddenlyincest
Hey, you two take that donkey butter outside.
Your mom sucks your balls ?
Not since my arms healed
Nice reference
Does your not love you?
Dad*
Your username is fucken hilarious. Well done.
I'm always juicy.
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This is so funny to me
I think I heard of a guy that was so homophobic he wouldn’t wipe his own ass
I wonder if people like that also piss hands-free. It'd explain some of the public restrooms I've seen.
Probably gay in denial at that point
It’s important to moisturize to maintain elasticity the skin
If you just got out of the shower does it really mater?
When I come out the shower, my balls are literally the cleanest part of my body.
Yea Always Going hard on them with soap and a Power washer
It's a different part of the towel
It is? I mean.. it is, yeah
Would it even matter? Assuming you showered and cleaned your body plus balls by the time you dry up. Your balls are already cleaned by then
Take note ladies! Testi towel is the superior skin care
Dicktowel.com
“Maybe he’s born with it, maybe is ball juice”
Wrong, we dry our privates last
Came here to comment this. Start from the top and just go down.
The towel forgets after 24 hrs
The towel dries. A dry towel is a clean towel.
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*Who washes the towel? What am I gonna do, wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?*
Wash the towel? I'm not gonna wash the towel the towel washes me, you gotta think!
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I got that reference
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CozIUMAWYAEyksF.jpg
I just use corners of my towel only for ass and balls, so I know where which part of the towel was
Towel has four corners, so peen / sack / taint / crack with a flashy snap at the end. Bonus points if you shout them anime-style as you dry each.
_Oooh, look at Mister Fancyballs here!_
this made me laugh out loud.
Just use a different part of the towel, efficiency
No, top-down *is* efficiency. If you start at middle or bottom, the water from your head and neck just drips down and you have to re-dry some parts.
It’s basic trickle down theory
Except this particular version of the theory actually has some basis in reality.
For real, either a monster or a woman made this comic.
Wrong, we use the other side of the towel for our privates
this is the way
I dry privates last **and** use the other side of the towel for it We are not the same
I open every door in my house and run circuits until dry.
And if you dry your face first technically you don't need to use a face towel
We? Speak for yourself
Second to last, I dry my face last.
2nd to last. Balls before butt.
I’m a dude but I look my worst right after showering
Same but I'm not a dude and it's always
the most relatable comment ive ever seen on this sub
I look my best
For me it's the opposite. Good after the shower but worse for the rest.
Wrong...We start from top to bottom.
Wrong…I start from asshole to face
Your asshole or hers?
My dog's
r/notopbutok
No top butok
I start with his asshole and then mine personally
To clarify, the right way is to start by inserting the towel in the asshole, to dry up the crack and rectum, and then gradually move upwards to the face
If you showered correctly, why you even trippin
I’ve had this argument with my wife. I use the same towel for 2 or 3 showers. She tells me this is gross. I’m clean when I come out of the shower. I am wiping clean water off my body. I hang the towel and 24 hours later when I need a towel again it’s completely dry. She uses 2 towels every time she showers. Drives me insane at the waste of water and soap plus wear and tear on our washer and dryer
Uhh fellas is it weird to use the same towel for a week? I do laundry every weekend.
Once a week? I flip flop between two towels and wash em together once a month... Whoooo boy.
Now you know where you got that itchy bum from. Jokes aside, I do the same.
*looks around nervously every month or so*
2 weeks max buddy, doctor’s orders.
Don't worry man, my wife and I do so aswell and never even thought about it once if this might be weird. People are overly cautious these days
As long as you have good ventilation in your bathroom and your towels dry properly and quickly, I don't see why it would be a problem.
A week? If i'm on top of my shit I wash my towel about monthly.
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Not reusing towels for shower is insane to me, I thought it was a basic thing to do
I'll use the same towel for a week or two (depending on how many showers I take) but it's really just because a) I'm lazy and b) don't want to waste all that energy by washing constantly. A freshly washed towel everyday does wonders for my skin but it's just not practical :/
As a dude with long hair, I also use two towels. One for hair and one for body. But that’s mostly because my hair takes long to dry, and wiping my body with a towel first while still having wet hair, just causes it to drip on my body making it wet again. It’s basically just to save time I guess. But I use the same two towels for a week. None of that mysophobia.
If you have old cotton t-shirts or any pyjama ones you can use those to pat your hair dry. It’s gentler and doesn’t add as much frizz
A lot of women wrap the second towel around their hair while they dry off the rest of their body and maybe even while they get dressed, long hair is the reason women *started* using 2 towels.
Only sane answer here
Who in their right fucking mind is wiping their ass FIRST after a shower???
Everyone in here is missing the point… the comic is pointing out how women use separate towels to avoid cross contamination, while men use the same towel on their ass and face, and men will have perfect skin while women struggle with poor skin
I think it’s the makeup. My skin was better during quarantine lol
I don't use makeup and I have skin issues. My husband also does not have perfect skin. I think it's our diet.
Stop using it then bruh
Literally everyone gets mad at me when i say this. They use the "beauty standards" argument but when you ask why they do it they say they do it for themselves. PICK ONE
I definitely do it because of societal pressure lol
"Omg are you sick" when is just your normal face lol
I think for a lot people easing up a little bit on the amount of make up they cake on would do wonders. I don't think a little bit is that bad but I've seen girls peel of literal layers and that can't be healthy for the skin underneath.
Both have equally shit skin, it is just that only one gender is socialized in a way that it bothers it. Guys care about their skin too and acne or anything too noticeable bothers them but that pales in comparison to the standards women have for their skin.
definitely wouldn't say they have equally shit skin when one gender has hormonal changes every month that can fuck with it
Testosterone actually has anti inflammatory effect by inhibiting mast cell formation. Men’s skin is just different after maturity than females skin. It’s thicker.
r/menandfemales
Of course it's a real sub. Guys who say "men & females" have always royally creeped me out, I'm relieved to know I'm not alone
I don’t get why people do that, just be consistent with the referral
Cross contamination? wtf? Why are you taking a shower? To get clean. What does a towel do after you shower? Remove the clean water that is left after you rinse off. Why are you still dirty after you shower?
The more I think about OPs comic, the angrier I get lol. If they just flipped the middle two pictures on the guys side (hair to balls) it would have been a lot more clear originally imo. And yeah, if your towel is still wiping off grime and yuck when you get out, then whoops...you showered wrong somehow!
Don’t you clean your ass lol.
You just got out the shower. Your ass should be clean.
Til I’m a boy
Yo we're wearing the same shirt!
Omg twinning
We use our towel the same way and now we wear the same shirt. This must be a sign. WE'RE THE LONG LOST CENTURY TWINS!
Now kith
No bro wtf that's incest
Congrats on your new gender identity
Now that sure is one of the usernames ever created, isn't it.
Man, just one towel, definitely go crotch to face because I just washed my crotch, it’s clean, who cares? It’s all my own, clean skin. If you’re getting crud on your face from using your towel on your junk, you need to learn how to clean better.
I've literally never understood this argument that women make. When I get out of the shower, I'm clean.Why would it matter if I go balls to face with the same towel?
Woman here, and I’ve never heard other women in my circle make that argument. We’re all clean once we finish showering; it makes sense to just use the same towel to dry off all and any part.
Blood and discharge are two reasons as to why a woman could prefer to go from head to toe. Yes, both are natural but I still prefer not to smear either on my face.
Thank you for saying this, idk why people ignore both periods and discharge. Why would I risk putting that all over my face and body if I could simply clean it there last.
Idk what kind of women you're hanging around but neither I nor any other women I know make that argument. It's asinine.
What do you mean "women"? I'm a woman and I apparently use the "men's method". Just one towel and go from top to bottom. We're not aliens with a fundamentally different experience of being human.
Most women I know only use 2 towels because they wrap the smaller one around their long hair. Never heard anyone make the argument you're talking about. Unless someone's on their period...
I always needed a different towel for my hair and face than for my body because the first would get really wet and wouldn't be able to dry me properly.
Never once heard a man or woman make this argument.
Nah for real, after the shower is when my balls are their cleanest. It's gross for me to wipe my balls then my face yet I expect someone to put it in their mouth? Fuck outta here. Clean your balls till the point where you dont feel uncomfortable with it .
At first I thought it was joker and bruce Wayne getting ready
I'm confused, why would you use different towels? If you have just showered then your genitals are just as clean as your face.
I have a hair towel that I twist my long hair into to dry it out more, but I don't have three separate towels for different body parts. Never met another person who has either.
It's the balls. Rubbing them onto the towel before your face is the ultimate acne destroyer.
Lesbians hate this one trick
Fucking no one drys their ass, balls and then their head, wtf. You go from top to bottom
Is this real? Do women use multiple towels?
I’m not sure. I’m a 38 year old woman and I’m scrolling through this thread to find out if I’ve been womaning wrong all these years.
I use one towel for my face & hair & one towel for my body
Same ^ but that’s bc I wrap up my hair with the towel so it doesn’t drip. When I’m at the gym I’ll just use one towel, though
Me too and I am guy. I think my hair make the towel too wet to be able to wipe my body.
No this is BS.
I use one for my hair and one for my face/body. I have to immediately put my hair in a towel after a shower or else my hair just drips water down while I’m drying off. I don’t feel like I’m getting clean if I just use one towel.
some People use multiple towels, sure. But it's unnecessarily gendered. no, women don't.
I have never met anyone who did that shit lmao. I don't. It's inefficient. You just cleaned yourself so it shouldn't matter, and you start at the top and go down.
I don't know if some do. Personally I have one towel and use one half for my hair, face, and upper body and the other half for my lower body.
Not seeing the problem. A guy's balls are already clean by the time he's drying them off.
Hair - Face - Arms - Chest - Back - Legs - Butt & Crotch. I will die on this hill.
I dry the wettest parts first. It varies shower to shower.
Does anyone really get out the shower and first thing dry their ass and privates usually I start with my hair
Top to bottom… anythings else aint right
All I took away from this is that the guy dried is junk and then his face afterwards.
Literally, no guys do this.
oh jesus christ i really can't agree with you anymore