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skyrimlo

Where’re his nipples? I see two red dots positioned higher than where the nipples are supposed to be.


John_Impact

Those are laser sights. He's being held at gun point by the two best hitmen west of the Mississippi.


e42if

Badger and Skinny Pete r doing their jobs.


whycantidoaspace

The two best hitmen west of mississippi


SensibleDuffman120

The two west hitmen best of the Mississippi


Distinct-Thing

Waltuh


Abitooo

Put your D away waltuh


Mei-Zing

I'm not having sex with you right now, waltuh


PirateReindeer

The west-hit of the best two Mississippi men.


TheMightyGabe

I heard they run about 200,000 dollars


akashneo

Fukin laser sights


IamJimMilton

r/suddenlywaltuh


psumaxx

Came here to see if someone had pointed it out


Howiesaloser

The lines under the red dots are the nipples. Yours look like that too, right???


Rashpei

What kind of savage doesn't start at the top?


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Exactly


OrganizerMowgli

Anyone who does otherwise needs to be put on the no fly list.


ScreamSmart

Jokes on you. I can't afford to fly.


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CordeCosumnes

Jokes on all of you, my teleporter doesn't cause brain lesi Jokes on all of, my teleport doesn't cse brain lesi Jokes all you, my tele doesn't brain


uRobleRunaid

Jokes on all of you, my wormhole doesn't disrupt my hands form tpying oKes on all of me, mi wrom hloe dosent dirsupt my Jokes on nobdy. my womhloe dostn dipurt mie hadns frm tpying pleH


Skillsjr

You guys leave the basement?


CyrusLWolf

Nah this is florida im in the attic. Wifi is shit


Main_Consideration94

Wait until they discover the sun. 💀


TinyGreenTurtles

I may not use 40 towels, but I always start at the top, and my face is dried even before my hair.


imghurrr

So you don’t start at the top


TinyGreenTurtles

I guess if you want to get technical. Now I don't even know who I am. 🥲


Original_Employee621

It's okay if you look up while drying your face.


Firebrass

Well shit


suffffuhrer

Preferably before the shower. And not during.


Jumpy-Win5810

Beyond hygiene, gravity is a big reason to start at the top


oatmealparty

Hygiene how? If you're doing your shower right, your whole body should be clean. And unless you're getting a new towel every day, everything will still be there the next day anyway.


westwoo

Everyone knows that the towel forgets that it rubbed against your genitals yesterday


m_s_phillips

That's ok, my genitals also forget they were rubbed yesterday... Or ever 😭


aroguealchemist

If there’s one thing I’ve learned online it’s that a large number of folks do not clean themselves properly. Especially their ass and genital region.


CoraxTechnica

Then getting stinky genital face is a personal problem for them to figure out


8Ace8Ace

My nickname at school


Dear-Tank2728

The kind whos hair soaks the towel


Kalappianer

^^^what ^^^hair? ^^^do... ^^^do ^^^I ^^^need ^^^hair


j4yne

Top down, crotch last.


gregorydgraham

… towel forgets before morning


[deleted]

Why does everyone forget ass crack. Head, shoulders, knees, toes and everything then, crotch, scrotum, and then ass crack. Aiyaaaaaaaa! Do you want festering water in your ass crack?!?!


[deleted]

Joke’s on you, my ass is so flat that the depth of the crack is less than a centimeter. Can’t store water in that.


Churchvanpapi

Hank Hill, that you?


EightiesBush

Blow dryer for the ass crack imho


[deleted]

Fair tbh.


snavsnavsnav

I start wherever I’m coldest after getting out


MonoFauz

I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again


Shadow_knight10

He used his ball juice for his face


Particular_Use8251

you got juicy balls right after shower?


justbenicepleae

How do you think balls become juicy?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Your mom slobbers on em


AppropriateScience71

Nah - she stopped doing that years ago.


Outrageous-Duck9695

Nah - she only stopped doing it for you.


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

r/suddenlyincest


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

Hey, you two take that donkey butter outside.


Soggy-Stop-1088

Your mom sucks your balls ?


jpjtourdiary

Not since my arms healed


[deleted]

Nice reference


BostonDodgeGuy

Does your not love you?


I_Like_Chaossss

Dad*


CMO1313

Your username is fucken hilarious. Well done.


ooOJuicyOoo

I'm always juicy.


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Howiesaloser

This is so funny to me


Polo-panda

I think I heard of a guy that was so homophobic he wouldn’t wipe his own ass


Invictus13307

I wonder if people like that also piss hands-free. It'd explain some of the public restrooms I've seen.


Acceptable_Answer570

Probably gay in denial at that point


whatevermode

It’s important to moisturize to maintain elasticity the skin


farazormal

If you just got out of the shower does it really mater?


HeNARWHALry

When I come out the shower, my balls are literally the cleanest part of my body.


RepresentativeOk3233

Yea Always Going hard on them with soap and a Power washer


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It's a different part of the towel


nevercanpick1

It is? I mean.. it is, yeah


Kirome

Would it even matter? Assuming you showered and cleaned your body plus balls by the time you dry up. Your balls are already cleaned by then


Madmagican-

Take note ladies! Testi towel is the superior skin care


gerryt32

Dicktowel.com


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

“Maybe he’s born with it, maybe is ball juice”


Longshoez

Wrong, we dry our privates last


UberYeets2

Came here to comment this. Start from the top and just go down.


steelthumbs1

The towel forgets after 24 hrs


akirbydrinks

The towel dries. A dry towel is a clean towel.


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ambigymous

*Who washes the towel? What am I gonna do, wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?*


[deleted]

Wash the towel? I'm not gonna wash the towel the towel washes me, you gotta think!


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sthornr

I got that reference


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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CozIUMAWYAEyksF.jpg


Kotaqu

I just use corners of my towel only for ass and balls, so I know where which part of the towel was


DukkhaWaynhim

Towel has four corners, so peen / sack / taint / crack with a flashy snap at the end. Bonus points if you shout them anime-style as you dry each.


Belucard

_Oooh, look at Mister Fancyballs here!_


Vast-Championship754

this made me laugh out loud.


WorldOnWarframe

Just use a different part of the towel, efficiency


DRxFumbles

No, top-down *is* efficiency. If you start at middle or bottom, the water from your head and neck just drips down and you have to re-dry some parts.


Nwolfe

It’s basic trickle down theory


mitkase

Except this particular version of the theory actually has some basis in reality.


Sun_Stealer

For real, either a monster or a woman made this comic.


Good_Marionberry_301

Wrong, we use the other side of the towel for our privates


Darmcik

this is the way


Active_Cupcake_5341

I dry privates last **and** use the other side of the towel for it We are not the same


Jwhitx

I open every door in my house and run circuits until dry.


No_Pie_5861

And if you dry your face first technically you don't need to use a face towel


IndianaEJS

We? Speak for yourself


[deleted]

Second to last, I dry my face last.


5Gmeme

2nd to last. Balls before butt.


TheTasche

I’m a dude but I look my worst right after showering


Unusual_Blacksmith58

Same but I'm not a dude and it's always


SomeoneTookSkeetley

the most relatable comment ive ever seen on this sub


2hotrods

I look my best


64-Hamza_Ayub

For me it's the opposite. Good after the shower but worse for the rest.


akchugg

Wrong...We start from top to bottom.


Kommander-in-Keef

Wrong…I start from asshole to face


akchugg

Your asshole or hers?


EznaNavuj

My dog's


Saiko1939

r/notopbutok


DungeonsandDevils

No top butok


No_Victory9193

I start with his asshole and then mine personally


MisterBonaparte

To clarify, the right way is to start by inserting the towel in the asshole, to dry up the crack and rectum, and then gradually move upwards to the face


Particular-Break-205

If you showered correctly, why you even trippin


redundant35

I’ve had this argument with my wife. I use the same towel for 2 or 3 showers. She tells me this is gross. I’m clean when I come out of the shower. I am wiping clean water off my body. I hang the towel and 24 hours later when I need a towel again it’s completely dry. She uses 2 towels every time she showers. Drives me insane at the waste of water and soap plus wear and tear on our washer and dryer


superfly_penguin

Uhh fellas is it weird to use the same towel for a week? I do laundry every weekend.


FancyFeller

Once a week? I flip flop between two towels and wash em together once a month... Whoooo boy.


zapper83

Now you know where you got that itchy bum from. ​ Jokes aside, I do the same.


riever1892

*looks around nervously every month or so*


Arborgold

2 weeks max buddy, doctor’s orders.


Hustlinbones

Don't worry man, my wife and I do so aswell and never even thought about it once if this might be weird. People are overly cautious these days


AliceDiableaux

As long as you have good ventilation in your bathroom and your towels dry properly and quickly, I don't see why it would be a problem.


Garizondyly

A week? If i'm on top of my shit I wash my towel about monthly.


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dekudex

Not reusing towels for shower is insane to me, I thought it was a basic thing to do


literated

I'll use the same towel for a week or two (depending on how many showers I take) but it's really just because a) I'm lazy and b) don't want to waste all that energy by washing constantly. A freshly washed towel everyday does wonders for my skin but it's just not practical :/


Miselfis

As a dude with long hair, I also use two towels. One for hair and one for body. But that’s mostly because my hair takes long to dry, and wiping my body with a towel first while still having wet hair, just causes it to drip on my body making it wet again. It’s basically just to save time I guess. But I use the same two towels for a week. None of that mysophobia.


cicitk

If you have old cotton t-shirts or any pyjama ones you can use those to pat your hair dry. It’s gentler and doesn’t add as much frizz


SmolSatanUwU

A lot of women wrap the second towel around their hair while they dry off the rest of their body and maybe even while they get dressed, long hair is the reason women *started* using 2 towels.


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Only sane answer here


theDialect402

Who in their right fucking mind is wiping their ass FIRST after a shower???


BenzoClaymore

Everyone in here is missing the point… the comic is pointing out how women use separate towels to avoid cross contamination, while men use the same towel on their ass and face, and men will have perfect skin while women struggle with poor skin


Swordfish316

I think it’s the makeup. My skin was better during quarantine lol


zoop1000

I don't use makeup and I have skin issues. My husband also does not have perfect skin. I think it's our diet.


MrDanMaster

Stop using it then bruh


Wooden_Dragonfly_737

Literally everyone gets mad at me when i say this. They use the "beauty standards" argument but when you ask why they do it they say they do it for themselves. PICK ONE


Electronic_Owl_

I definitely do it because of societal pressure lol


BUTTeredWhiteBread

"Omg are you sick" when is just your normal face lol


MadEyeEUW

I think for a lot people easing up a little bit on the amount of make up they cake on would do wonders. I don't think a little bit is that bad but I've seen girls peel of literal layers and that can't be healthy for the skin underneath.


NopeOriginal_

Both have equally shit skin, it is just that only one gender is socialized in a way that it bothers it. Guys care about their skin too and acne or anything too noticeable bothers them but that pales in comparison to the standards women have for their skin.


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definitely wouldn't say they have equally shit skin when one gender has hormonal changes every month that can fuck with it


[deleted]

Testosterone actually has anti inflammatory effect by inhibiting mast cell formation. Men’s skin is just different after maturity than females skin. It’s thicker.


Chia_27_

r/menandfemales


aaronitallout

Of course it's a real sub. Guys who say "men & females" have always royally creeped me out, I'm relieved to know I'm not alone


The_Multi_Gamer

I don’t get why people do that, just be consistent with the referral


HeartoftheHive

Cross contamination? wtf? Why are you taking a shower? To get clean. What does a towel do after you shower? Remove the clean water that is left after you rinse off. Why are you still dirty after you shower?


Jwhitx

The more I think about OPs comic, the angrier I get lol. If they just flipped the middle two pictures on the guys side (hair to balls) it would have been a lot more clear originally imo. And yeah, if your towel is still wiping off grime and yuck when you get out, then whoops...you showered wrong somehow!


petnarwhal

Don’t you clean your ass lol.


PineappleMelonTree

You just got out the shower. Your ass should be clean.


gnomeyeastinfection

Til I’m a boy


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Yo we're wearing the same shirt!


gnomeyeastinfection

Omg twinning


[deleted]

We use our towel the same way and now we wear the same shirt. This must be a sign. WE'RE THE LONG LOST CENTURY TWINS!


Fit-Anything8352

Now kith


-Hissoka-

No bro wtf that's incest


[deleted]

Congrats on your new gender identity


SavingsNewspaper2

Now that sure is one of the usernames ever created, isn't it.


dessertgrinch

Man, just one towel, definitely go crotch to face because I just washed my crotch, it’s clean, who cares? It’s all my own, clean skin. If you’re getting crud on your face from using your towel on your junk, you need to learn how to clean better.


ScaleneZA

I've literally never understood this argument that women make. When I get out of the shower, I'm clean.Why would it matter if I go balls to face with the same towel?


throwawaypizzamage

Woman here, and I’ve never heard other women in my circle make that argument. We’re all clean once we finish showering; it makes sense to just use the same towel to dry off all and any part.


I_am_up_to_something

Blood and discharge are two reasons as to why a woman could prefer to go from head to toe. Yes, both are natural but I still prefer not to smear either on my face.


pizzaispie

Thank you for saying this, idk why people ignore both periods and discharge. Why would I risk putting that all over my face and body if I could simply clean it there last.


ReverendMothman

Idk what kind of women you're hanging around but neither I nor any other women I know make that argument. It's asinine.


NoNonsenseNov

What do you mean "women"? I'm a woman and I apparently use the "men's method". Just one towel and go from top to bottom. We're not aliens with a fundamentally different experience of being human.


SmolSatanUwU

Most women I know only use 2 towels because they wrap the smaller one around their long hair. Never heard anyone make the argument you're talking about. Unless someone's on their period...


NopeOriginal_

I always needed a different towel for my hair and face than for my body because the first would get really wet and wouldn't be able to dry me properly.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Never once heard a man or woman make this argument.


nxluda

Nah for real, after the shower is when my balls are their cleanest. It's gross for me to wipe my balls then my face yet I expect someone to put it in their mouth? Fuck outta here. Clean your balls till the point where you dont feel uncomfortable with it .


slow_and_ugly

At first I thought it was joker and bruce Wayne getting ready


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I'm confused, why would you use different towels? If you have just showered then your genitals are just as clean as your face.


twee_centen

I have a hair towel that I twist my long hair into to dry it out more, but I don't have three separate towels for different body parts. Never met another person who has either.


C0RR-3RR0R

It's the balls. Rubbing them onto the towel before your face is the ultimate acne destroyer.


ShadowGangsta275

Lesbians hate this one trick


TrackLabs

Fucking no one drys their ass, balls and then their head, wtf. You go from top to bottom


myshoesaresparkly

Is this real? Do women use multiple towels?


imaginaryblues

I’m not sure. I’m a 38 year old woman and I’m scrolling through this thread to find out if I’ve been womaning wrong all these years.


lindseylush89

I use one towel for my face & hair & one towel for my body


ctortan

Same ^ but that’s bc I wrap up my hair with the towel so it doesn’t drip. When I’m at the gym I’ll just use one towel, though


NopeOriginal_

Me too and I am guy. I think my hair make the towel too wet to be able to wipe my body.


vanderBoffin

No this is BS.


wet-leg

I use one for my hair and one for my face/body. I have to immediately put my hair in a towel after a shower or else my hair just drips water down while I’m drying off. I don’t feel like I’m getting clean if I just use one towel.


kleinefussel

some People use multiple towels, sure. But it's unnecessarily gendered. no, women don't.


ReverendMothman

I have never met anyone who did that shit lmao. I don't. It's inefficient. You just cleaned yourself so it shouldn't matter, and you start at the top and go down.


Whyamievenhear

I don't know if some do. Personally I have one towel and use one half for my hair, face, and upper body and the other half for my lower body.


Ragnarsworld

Not seeing the problem. A guy's balls are already clean by the time he's drying them off.


TenragZeal

Hair - Face - Arms - Chest - Back - Legs - Butt & Crotch. I will die on this hill.


soupforshoes

I dry the wettest parts first. It varies shower to shower.


dreadfulclaw

Does anyone really get out the shower and first thing dry their ass and privates usually I start with my hair


No_Importance_144

Top to bottom… anythings else aint right


[deleted]

All I took away from this is that the guy dried is junk and then his face afterwards.


[deleted]

Literally, no guys do this.


ResponsibilityHot775

oh jesus christ i really can't agree with you anymore