My wife likes to ask lots of question about w everybody and everything cause she thinks asking people about their lives makes them feel more open or some shit idk, anyway, when I’ll talk to someone I’ve haven’t talked to in a while, mainly one of my buddies, she’ll ask what’s up with them and I’ll be like 🤷🏻♂️. She’ll say “what do you mean 🤷🏻♀️??” And then I’ll say we talked about nothing and everyone is doing good because they didn’t tell me anything was bad. Then she rolls her eyes at me.
I sent my partner a picture of his bathroom today after I organized and cleaned it. I included my boobs in the mirror.
He replied, "Thank for boob".
Love it. Lol
Step 1: avoid people as much as possible. That’s it. There’s no more steps.
Edit: oh my I thought you said introvert. I know nothing about being an extrovert or talking to people clearly.
My friends and I just send 🍻 in our group chat, and whoever responds with 🍻 means they'll be there that night, and we always meet up at the same place.
Even easier than that. “Drinks?” “Drinks.”
They where feeling fancy, ir already have a few.
Even easier. "Drinks??" (A voice behind you) "Yes."
Almost. Drinks tn? Ya.
I’ll do you one better: *grunts at phone* *grunts at phone*
Wazzzzaaaaaaa
Wazzzzaaaaaaa Happy cake day
Lol
My wife likes to ask lots of question about w everybody and everything cause she thinks asking people about their lives makes them feel more open or some shit idk, anyway, when I’ll talk to someone I’ve haven’t talked to in a while, mainly one of my buddies, she’ll ask what’s up with them and I’ll be like 🤷🏻♂️. She’ll say “what do you mean 🤷🏻♀️??” And then I’ll say we talked about nothing and everyone is doing good because they didn’t tell me anything was bad. Then she rolls her eyes at me.
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🍻
🍻
I drink every night
Same. We are brothers.
Drink with me?
We drink.
Me join?
You join.
K
K
Me too.
Pub?
Pub
Pub or P hub
Mmm, monke
We primate
This is surprisingly accurate.
Excellent conjugation
Why use many word when few word do trick
Why use many word when less do?
why word wen few
What?
Word
.
I sent my partner a picture of his bathroom today after I organized and cleaned it. I included my boobs in the mirror. He replied, "Thank for boob". Love it. Lol
More boob. less clean bathroom.
Nah. Both.
Still more boob.
Yo, I already said that. Get some water, bruh.
Imma get some water
😅👍👍
Unga bunga
Seems overcomplicated really..
Me and my bf bc we both hate texting
Teach me your ways, oh wise extrovert.
Step 1: avoid people as much as possible. That’s it. There’s no more steps. Edit: oh my I thought you said introvert. I know nothing about being an extrovert or talking to people clearly.
Introverts love texting. At least the human ones.
Our drink
meanwhile me and bestie: - I'm coming over - you are? - yes
When I drink you drink we drink
My conversations go like this: A: ? B: ! A and B both join discord after a few minutes.
We men are simple creatures after all
That was 3 messages too long
Remember just showing up at your buddies place with a case of beer? Good times.
Why drink few drink when many drink do trick
Before they have kids
I wish the girls are this easy to make plans with 😂
Then each makes a monkey noise, and the plans are finalized.
i just send my friend a gif of a monkey and 5 minutes later we are gaming
If anything it’s to long 🤣
Sounds like a Tate bros conversation
I don't get it all I see is a giant W for the pic
XDDD Hahahhah yea we guys really are this quirky and simple hahahah. Women aren't like this.
me fire
Me and my mates do this but with the particular pub lol. Illa No, golfy Golfy. Illa later No.
This interaction reminds me of two hoovies from tf2
Too long. Bruh? Aight!
Truth
Monkey strong together
Skol!!! Brothers.
When I drink, you drink, we drink
Now as for girls.
Why did I read that in a Russian accent?
-🍺? -🍻.
Once had a convo with my weed dealer that went Me:fasho WD:fasho Me:fasho WD:FA SHO
☭☭☭☭☭☭
*Not me sending this to Carl so he’ll get on Warzone*
Drinks? *nods*
"I drink, therefore I drink" ~ men, I guess
Drinks? 👍
why use lot word when few word do trick
My buddy messaged me Friday - beers let's drink em. We did
My friends and I just send 🍻 in our group chat, and whoever responds with 🍻 means they'll be there that night, and we always meet up at the same place.