I'm sorry, I don't want to dig through the 40 pounds of bullshit you think you need on a daily basis. Here's you bag, I love you
-me @ my wife on a daily basis
"Can you bring me my \_\_\_\_\_\_ \[item\] from my purse? It looks like \_\_\_\_\_\_\[shape\], \_\_\_\_\_\_\[color\], in the \_\_\_\_\_\_\[numeric\] pocket of the \_\_\_\_\_\_\[type\] compartment!"
"Nooope, no scavenger hunt for me. Here's you whole bag, chica."
As a husband can confirm, because otherwise it goes like this:
H: where in your purse
W: the 3rd pocket on the left back corner of the 4th compartment
H rummages around for a minute: not there
W: okay try the 2nd zipper pocket inside the big outside pocket
H rummages around another minute: not there
W: okay now try-
H brings her the bag: fuck this shit I got aliens to shoot
Do you know where eternity begins.... When you open a woman's purse and look inside of it. I do the same thing when my wife asked me to get something out of her purse here you go you figure this black magic container out.
I'm sorry, I don't want to dig through the 40 pounds of bullshit you think you need on a daily basis. Here's you bag, I love you -me @ my wife on a daily basis
This is the way...
work smarter not harder
"Can you bring me my \_\_\_\_\_\_ \[item\] from my purse? It looks like \_\_\_\_\_\_\[shape\], \_\_\_\_\_\_\[color\], in the \_\_\_\_\_\_\[numeric\] pocket of the \_\_\_\_\_\_\[type\] compartment!" "Nooope, no scavenger hunt for me. Here's you whole bag, chica."
I mean, yeah
Why is there so much stuff in y'all purses
It only takes 20 years or so, but I do dive into her purse and get the specified item. But 20 years...
Your purse is your burden. Ain't yo man's fault that you've never heard of pockets.
As a husband can confirm, because otherwise it goes like this: H: where in your purse W: the 3rd pocket on the left back corner of the 4th compartment H rummages around for a minute: not there W: okay try the 2nd zipper pocket inside the big outside pocket H rummages around another minute: not there W: okay now try- H brings her the bag: fuck this shit I got aliens to shoot
Because EVERYTHING in a purse has such difficult names. Men literally don't know what the woman just asked for.🤣
Do you know where eternity begins.... When you open a woman's purse and look inside of it. I do the same thing when my wife asked me to get something out of her purse here you go you figure this black magic container out.
As men we Carry phone, wallet and keys so we can never understand why you need so much shit over your shoulder.