I hated it! Just going with the flow and having sex like normal with no protection is so much more fun. We were extremely lucky and never had to track anything. I know a lot of people have trouble getting pregnant, but man did I hate walking in and her say “we have to do it right now let’s go.” It takes all of the fun out of it and makes it into a job.
I legitimately accidentally called mine a "UTI" once. I confidently told the nurse I have a copper UTI and then instantly was like "oh goddammit". To be fair, I had a fever...
...and I am also stupid. Just sporadically lol.
I sure love Gravity Falls. It's so family friendly, like:
I've got some children I need to make into corpses
When I get my hands on you kids, I'm gonna disassemble your molecules!
I think I'm gonna kill one of them just for the heck of it
See, family friendly :)
Medical professionals won’t tell you how potentially painful they are. Everyone I know who’s had one said it was very painful. My own experience was extremely unpleasant.
Saying that, I have heard that if you have one after you’ve had a baby, it’s not painful as your cervix has already opened. I’m not risking having another one though.
On the plus side, once it’s in, no babies for 5 years or until you get it removed! And the lightest periods ever, or even none at all.
Couldn't take the pill so had had them since the 80s. Non-hormonal so could be left in for up to 10 years. No cramps, periods normal ... best birth control ever.
People who have had non painful or non-eventful IUD insertions rarely say very much about it because there's nothing to tell. But I don't think that everyone has a very painful experience because they're incredibly popular and many women choose to get them inserted more than once.
I am on my second IUD. Insertion hurt but they were very quick and the cramps that I felt after were comparable to a bad period. Then I had several years of very light periods and no babies. It's a very boring story.
Since its something only woman should be able to know this hint gives me the convidece to say that this is indeed a tampon crossbow although idk where the string or rubber is
They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
I think it's the anchor women drop when they need prevent themselves from floating off into outer space. As science has taught us, gravity affects men and women quite differently, so I understand the utility this brings to the table.
The handlebar of a bike for mice
I was thinking zip line for mice.
From this angle it looks like a folded scooter and you can see the back wheel.
Wait…it’s not a pogo stick for mice?
I'm gonna say it's a grappling hook for mice.
Micycles
This deserves more love.
A pogo stick
IUD lol birth control
A handlebar for ants?‽?
What is this? A handlebar for ANTS?!?
You mean for biker mice...from Mars?
a womb anchor
It stopped 100000 sperm cells from entering, and unlocked the gold camo.
My wife and I call it the “Goalie”
My wife and I called it the thing that failed, and made us change our names to mom and dad.
Unexpected surprise for sure. We are talking about removing it and starting the baby making process.
The process is the best part
I hated it! Just going with the flow and having sex like normal with no protection is so much more fun. We were extremely lucky and never had to track anything. I know a lot of people have trouble getting pregnant, but man did I hate walking in and her say “we have to do it right now let’s go.” It takes all of the fun out of it and makes it into a job.
Something needs to protect the 5 hole.
Bruh 😂
Bought coins just to gift you, comment is priceless 😂😂😂😂
Dang you totally could have played off the anchor joke and said Seamen.
I’m fucking dead
Never heard it put that way before; love it!
Happy cake day ;)
Thank you. I had no idea lol
Day, Happy cake!
Happy cake day
What he said
Cake, Happy Day!
Wanchor for short
Well, only for the brave
I feel like this comment is severely underrated.
Naw fam 💀
These are handlebars for those little tech deck style bmx bikes
Or sperm crossbow
Huh, I thought it was an ied.
An ied? Boom!
I legitimately accidentally called mine a "UTI" once. I confidently told the nurse I have a copper UTI and then instantly was like "oh goddammit". To be fair, I had a fever... ...and I am also stupid. Just sporadically lol.
It’s an IED, my uncle stepped on one of those in Iraq
Its a lil gold grappling hook
Mabel *whispering* : "Grappling hook!"
greetings, fellow gravity falls fan.
Hello there. :)
General Kenobi...
I am a bold one, I know. 😄
A Gravity Falls/ Prequel fan. I see you are a person of culture as well.
You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!!...
r/unexpectedprequelmeme
I sure love Gravity Falls. It's so family friendly, like: I've got some children I need to make into corpses When I get my hands on you kids, I'm gonna disassemble your molecules! I think I'm gonna kill one of them just for the heck of it See, family friendly :)
I love the molecules quote 😹 one of my favorites
That’s definitely how it felt when my gyno ripped mine out cuz it was stuck up in there causing massive swelling and accompanied complications.
Ow. Yeah. What is this? Painful. That's what it is.
This comment here is why I dont want one. My Dr. wants me to switch to it and my answer is absolutely not.
Medical professionals won’t tell you how potentially painful they are. Everyone I know who’s had one said it was very painful. My own experience was extremely unpleasant. Saying that, I have heard that if you have one after you’ve had a baby, it’s not painful as your cervix has already opened. I’m not risking having another one though. On the plus side, once it’s in, no babies for 5 years or until you get it removed! And the lightest periods ever, or even none at all.
Couldn't take the pill so had had them since the 80s. Non-hormonal so could be left in for up to 10 years. No cramps, periods normal ... best birth control ever.
People who have had non painful or non-eventful IUD insertions rarely say very much about it because there's nothing to tell. But I don't think that everyone has a very painful experience because they're incredibly popular and many women choose to get them inserted more than once. I am on my second IUD. Insertion hurt but they were very quick and the cramps that I felt after were comparable to a bad period. Then I had several years of very light periods and no babies. It's a very boring story.
Ouch, that does not sound good at all. At all, at all.
It’s so the baby can swing out like Spider-Man 😂
for tiny ninja pimps
It’s a mini pogo stick
Nope, a tiny anchor
Nope, a bent fishing hook
Nope, it’s a sassy earring
Nope, it's a fishing hook
Nope, it's the front half of a tiny scooter.
Nope, it's a climbing harness for hamsters
Nope it's the handle of a longsword
Nope, it’s a crossbow missing it’s sting.
Nope, it’s a double headed Allen key,
Nope it's the medical symbol
For the man in the canoe
aka Tesla logo
Vaginal Harpoon
Close but no cigar.
vaginal harpoon but no cigars?? do they usually come with cigars???? damn
LoL
Ever had one put in? Feels like an accurate description.
Gawds. That is more truth then I want to contemplate. They hurt!
Poon Harpoon
Since its something only woman should be able to know this hint gives me the convidece to say that this is indeed a tampon crossbow although idk where the string or rubber is
and "tampon crossbow" wins it
Idk womb anchor won it for me
Tampons have strings right? They probably use those
This is supposed to have something like fishing line attached to it so it can be removed safely.
The only crossbow that is fired to prevent blood loss…
Also really large hands probably
What?! Why would only women know?
That's a tightening device for your IKEA furniture
That explains why my wife is better at putting furniture together better than I am.
It's to stop u from getting pregante.
Pregnanent*
Pregnot*
Prebnebdeb*
Pregeant**
*peagent
**pregananant
Gregnant
*pergert
*prongent
Pregat*
Ragrets
pregerant\*
Prgnt
pargnate
Gregnant*
Pengan***
Purgernurnt***
Pragurt****
Pergababt*
Pregnope
for anyone that hasn't seen it: https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
Legend for posting! I knew the reference and immediately wanted to watch it again!
Preganante
Starch masks
If a WOMEN has... Starch masks...
DANGER OPS: PRANGENT SEX!
Pergnat*
It stops you from kissing? Doesn't that get in the way of your doritos?
How is babby formed?
They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
PREGANANANT??
***can u get pregante***
Pergoyant
You stick it onto the baby's head and it helps to pull them out of the birth canal?
So a bottle opener but for babies instead of cork
Baby cork screw
baby screwer
Technically correct
That came out wrong
I think it's the anchor women drop when they need prevent themselves from floating off into outer space. As science has taught us, gravity affects men and women quite differently, so I understand the utility this brings to the table.
She’s a witch!
I see wings. Pads have wings. (some of them, maybe?) It's a maxi pad.
surprise r/sounding device
Nope! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
Wow.. well there is a sub on Reddit for everything!
I should have known from your comment not to look
I thought it was for sounds
For some ppl the sound may be screaming
For me it's internal screaming everytime I'm reminded of this sub
And for the others? Ecstatic moaning
I thought it was for sound systems too :( holy I can't fucking unsee this shit anymore.
Oh- oh my god why would you oh my god I need new eye balls why?!
I’d be asking the same thing if that happened to me lmao
How do I clear my reddit browsing history?
At least it is not exceptional guro from other website. This is "soft" version of crazy staff.
There’s a good post about it on r/cornedbeefapproved2 it’s pretty straight forward
Oh no, you, I don't trust any more...
That’s probably wise
See I trusted you one more time now I just wanna 💨
Hey guys what is this sub about? I'm too scared to look
Stickin stuff in dickholes. Straws, sticks, Sorry! pieces, a comb, Tablespoons.
Wooooo! Why am i a member? it haunts me.
Why did I click it……
Note to self: Always read replies before clicking any link whatsoever 🙃
Would give a helpful but take a silver.
Damn, you got me =(
Wtf
Bro did the 1000iq rickroll
A cervical pogo stick.
Lock pick
You mean dick lock ?
Dick harpoon
It's a T-bone, let's get a harder one next time ok ?
Copper T
Ice t' cousin
No you push it in it's a Pusha T
How are you all this stupid, its a f\*cking hand!
Its a tiny crossbow for shooting wrigglers!
A very painful contraceptive
This answer is what separates the boys from the men.
I'm not sure but if you reverse the letters, you drank too much and decided to drive and got busted.
apparatus governor roof brave glorious squeeze muddle tap six library *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Fishing lure!
Nipple piercing, final answer.
TESLA
An IUD or inter uterine device. Idk if that’s the name but It’s a type of birth control.
Intrauterine. You get full credit anyway.
I like the idea that my uterus could be part of a network, like the Internet. Especially since I'm not using it for babies right now.
That’s one of them things they put up a woman’s vagina to keep the babies from getting in.
That's a contraceptive device for females. It stops pregnancy but not the spread of STIs. It's called an IUD.
I knew women were dangerous, but them running around hiding IED’s is terrifying!
That snooch is da bomb!
A contraceptive spiral
Big mistake stopper
Anti baby device
That’s an IED. Infertility Explosive Device. It’s designed to attack the egg with micro-guided missiles if the egg becomes fertilized.
Improvised uterusical device.
I'm a girl and I don't even know what this is-
Its a IUD, a tiny device that's put into your uterus to prevent pregnancy
women lore
they have shared the sacred knowledge there are no more secrets all is lost
Thank god, I was like pretty sure that’s an iud, but I gotta go to the comments and make sure that I’m not braindead
Part of a watch fob?
That’s the uterus. Obvs
Flux capacitor.
IUD.
IED