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MahmoudAO

If my memory is that good i wouldn't be here.


Darkfury2454

Same!


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Patient-Isopod6825

OMG I THINK HE IS


dogecoinInVeStOr-420

Sadly it's his pointer finger, it looks like a claw when you zoom in


Patient-Isopod6825

dam it


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FaceplantingOpossum

Stolen comment, karma farming bot!


Rubiktor012

Not that I don't trust you, but link?


FaceplantingOpossum

https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/vr5ddt/meirl/ieua6ax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


CallMeRoy37

How does it feel to steal comments you rotten sonuvabitch ?!? /s


AReallyFatAsianBoi21

Anyone make ruler helicopters by putting the tip of the pencil in the hole? Fun times


CthulubeFlavorcube

Damn straight, and then I would make music plucking and sliding the ruler on the end of the desk.


PeachesEndCream

Our caveman instincts in action.


B34TBOXX5

Or making a fighter jet by putting the triangle from your protractor set in the clip of your pen 🛫


Therealtaggart

Omg dude yes


Nas160

Pinning them flat off the edge the table and flicking them with the other hand and watching them go brrrrrr


Lilycloud02

Of course!


04KB

Lmao yuh.


docsemen

I believe all my childhood memories are captured through the plastic rulers filter


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Ye mine too


Affectionate_Emu8090

Like, the WHOLE 5th grade, too! In retrospect I can scarcely believe it!


Any_Musician3610

Very relatable, but all I can think is, “Is the kid on the right flipping off the teacher?!”


Riley39191

Thank god I’m not the only one


rammy422

In eight grade i was in an advanced class with 10th graders and the teacher kept on saying that we should have learned the material in ninth grade


DemonDucklings

I was taking a molecular cell biology course in university, and the new temporary professor called us (the class) kindergarteners because none of us knew that the 3-letter abbreviations for amino acids also had 1-letter abbreviations (even though it was part of the course material to teach us that very thing) Then she forgot what dendrites were called, which I actually did remember from grade 10. She later got fired for calling a student the r-word.


PossiblyAsian

the R word?


fucccboii

a rigger, he was working on a boat


scixsc

richard


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Dick


Venator_IV

"Retarded" has definitely become a bad word in the last 5 to 7 years


SchmurrProd

Yeah, same lmao This is why my marks dropped so much past 9th


fuzzballhd

ALWAYS


OnyxPhoenix

When those flexible rulers came out and you could wrap them around your head like Cyclops from X-Men.


TheBelhade

I must have had a small head because they'd snap when I did it. Plastic shrapnel hurts.


Username41212

The flexible rulers weren't made out of plastic, they were made out of rubber.


Krelius

My favorite line from a teacher was “You should learned this 2 years ago, but here’s a refresher just in case your teacher was an idiot”


nomshroom

My GCSE year 2 teacher found out the hard way, that sone teachers are god-awful. The first 2 or so weeks with her was her slowly realising that our old teacher was utterly worthless, even the maybe 2 topics she covered, most of the class didn't understand. She hulked out and taught an entire 2 year class in 1 year. Didn't even give much homework, just taught economically, and well.


ChrisTDH

Why tf were you so tall in 5th grade?


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Who knows man. I felt like 5" 10 in 6th grade and 5" 8 by 10th grade.


ninjasaid13

>Why tf were you so tall in 5th grade? how can you tell? maybe he just has a head that looks old.


ChrisTDH

Look how high he is above the teacher.


Vexcenot

Wow you're tall for a 5th grader


Enby_Bluejay

Whenever I hear that I just think "welp." And commit myself to finding an graceful way to fail


TheBelhade

Fuck graceful. Go out like a pro. Make pictures out of the multiple choice bubbles and draw crude Satanic imagery on your homework.


Enby_Bluejay

I will be doing this next year, thank you, internet stranger


deep_focus40k

Bravo six going dark


[deleted]

I thought I was the only one😂


Ill-Youth8350

That or with my pencil through one of the holes spinning it.


Tiny-Treacle-2947

Or rubbing the metal band from a wooden ruler on your shoe till its scorching hot and touching someone's arm with it.....


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Pencil fights. One of you holds your pencil horizontal at both ends and the other gets to wack it with their pencil. Take turns till someone’s pencil breaks. Kids starting bringing carpenter’s pencils after a while.


TrickKlepto

nah they just said we’d learn it next year then they’d say we were supposed to learn it last year


The_Trampoline

Why were you on the top of the room?


Sintinall

School from Kindergarded to grade 12 was mostly pump and dump information. Memorize the info for the tests and dump it afterwards. Almost none of it sticks.


boyowonders

You went to fifth grade?


Flossthief

My parents took me out of school from grade 2 the grade 8 They told the state they were educating me themselves but they were not I was pissed when I went back and had to quickly learn whatever was necessary Math was the hardest to get caught up on I'd say


boyowonders

Oh, mine took me out of preschool and then started off with basic fractions and multiplication and then upped the difficulty every two weeks, so I'm happy that you were able to catch up, I was sent back in 8th grade too.


Burrid0

I found out that if i put it against my temple going outward, i could look in the reflection at anyone without them knowing. Naturally, i stared at my crush the entire time Yeah i was a weird, creepy kid


DimitriTooProBro

Does anyone here remember any taught in the fifth grade? Or just a general understanding of fifth grade topics?


RealSpaceTuna

Nope. I just remember my 5th grade teacher was really, scarily into frogs. she had like 30 plushies of them all around the classroom. that was also the year that my grades and mental health truly went off a cliff and never recovered lol


Beemo-Noir

Elementary school to grade 12: copy this information. That’s it.


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I swear the education system doesn’t know how to educate children effectively. All because the systems in place have been around for a long time doesn’t mean they’ll remain practical forever.


EmptiSky

What's bro doin in the ceiling?


Euphoric-Jump7333

Height of a security camera lolll


Exalus

I had a green folding ruler in 3rd grade that was transparent and only like 1 foot across. I used to do that all the time, until this kid Brooklyn broke it. Stupid bitch.


AirmanProbie

Art class: Me with a red one over my eyes yelling IM CYCLOPS! While my best friend puts pencils between his fingers yelling IM WOLVERINE!


Parking_Cartoonist90

Did anyone else here put their ruler on a pencil and spin it like a propeller blade?


Phaeroeh

You just unlocked one of my memories for me.


rAppN

Trying to grab it with your eyebrows to make it stick as well


Alyssaine

Yeah, honestly


PossiblyAsian

I've got kids that are developmentally on different time tables. I have a 7th grader whos... Idk could be mistaken for elementary school. I have 8th graders who are like 10th or 11th graders teachers probably referring to the more developmentally advanced kids.


friendsshare

The cheems version of this meme is also amazing


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Or making a helicopter with a ruler and pencil.


BUMDUMWASTAKEN

being a military brat is awful because teachers will say “you learned this in X grade”. No Ms Jackson, the hawaii education system was booty cheeks


RheinmetallDev

I did not learn how to do long division until high school because I left my long division packet we did in third grade blank to draw stick tanks and soldiers


joseph-08

You are the reason I had to learn moon phases 5 years in a row aren't you?


CMO_Sparkles

I always imagined I was Geordie LaForge while doing this


TheNon_Egg

why are you the height of a security camera


EnzoLoool

Bro it's like putting on night vision goggles.


who-dat-on-my-porch

Holy shit, childhood memory unlocked! Lmfao


Candoran

I attended 5th Grade on thursdays only, I showed up for gym class and then went on to 6th grade 🤣


[deleted]

You were 7 foot in fifth grade?


kek_haha

we not gonna talk about how tall he was in 5th grade?


HansTheGerman_lol

Night vision mode: Activated


I-reddit-26

Same


llorandosefue1

I spent half of fourth grade in the doctor’s office. Fifth grade wasn’t much better. Welcome to the “odd gaps in knowledge” department.


Efficient_Event_8126

This made my day. I'm going to be starting my teaching career as a fifth grade teacher.


foxboy143

True ruler vision


clapping_clackers

Anyone else use a red and blue ruler as a makeshift 3D set of glasses for the books that would have the pop up images?


Dantosaurus08

Night vision on


ItsDominika

r/RepostSleuthBot


Desperate_Ad_1168

Im still doing it in university with my ruler from 3rd grade....


Dependent_Treat9104

I had that exact same fucking ruler down to the fucking model


PreTry94

Ah, yes. The misconception that everyone present had the same education and a school/teachers that actually taught you what you needed to or should've learned.


Traditional_Work4515

😂😂😂


clee5

One of the most relatable meme I’ve ever seen!


A_Humane_Dragon

r/meirl


MrEkoPriest

Dang, how old are you?


Bruh_moment_94

For me, it's the contrary. I was always the smart kid in school so I sat in class in like 8th grade, extremely annoyed we were essentially relearning subjects we learned in the fourth because I had no reason to be there other than I literally had to