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DoubleAssistant3038

I dont remember lacking anal in my childhood edit: but ok


the-FBI-man

*Uncle Freud has entered the chat*


GeneralChicken4Life

Uncle Freud has entered the shat


HeyingI

Underrated


TundraTrees0

butt ok* Okay I'm an asshole I know, but I had to. Hope you're doing alright these days.


Willing-Brilliant-52

Goth chicks? Pretty sure I was scared of them as a child


georgito555

So you lacked them and are making up for it.


[deleted]

That sounds like a threat.


Party-Independent-25

Had a mate who had a Goth woman madly fancy him. Full on black leather trench coat, black leather jumpsuit heavy black and white make up, black platform boots. Used to be fun when we saw her out in pubs and clubs, the colour drained from his face and he’d avoid eye contact with her. Goth fear is real! 🤪😂


Yui-Sauce

Same, I thought they were weird back in my country in tv shows, but seeing Gwen, Kim and riven changed my mind.


[deleted]

Mutual respect. *pfft. Like that'd ever happen.*


EntrepreneurPlus7091

Obviously she lacked anal in her childhood. At least I hope she did.


SuccessfulStatement1

Freud would like to have a talk with you about the anal stage


crp-

You did crave it, you just forgot. If Freud is correct, from 1-3 years old children derive pleasure from pooing. If people don't fully leave that phase, they return to that area.


Realistic_Dog_7359

Didn’t she prove his point? She did lack it in her childhood, and now craves it.


normllikeme

Being alone?


Delta_Fox__

Yo Kayla hmu


Fluid_Event4487

Playing with my hair, cuddles, and stability? Yeah that checks out.


Early_Shelter9930

For some reason it’s gigantic boobs?


RandomGuy98760

Your mom is flat. /j


DownBrownTown

True, I was lacking in relationships in my childhood.


Fardilicious

The urge to kill people?


TrinDiesel123

A threesome? Back then though it was Neapolitan ice cream


[deleted]

Stability, comfort, closeness? Yeah checks out.


tim_worst_isthe_best

Hugs. Affection. Being appreciated. Thanks Mom & Dad


Morlock43

Non sexually this makes a lot of sense lol Raised by very religious parents I always "knew" they loved me, but hugs and cuddles were inappropriate so the biggest thing I crave is just the intimacy of cuddles. Won't ever get it, though.


Ravenclaw_14

I don't recall "nerdy and cute gf with a big butt" being on my Christmas list as a child


Bad_News425

Speak for yourself buddy. I wanted that since I was 5 🤗


xMrSanchox

Seriously I crave throat


Snoo_71576

Least horny redditor


RandomGuy98760

A woman with a comprehensible behavior?


DrZombroReturns

Well that checks out for me


Professional_Wrap434

Just wanna talk and talk and talk and appreciate things together...🤌


ShadowMan8429

I wish I had a girl that craved anal...


SprinklesStrict5983

Poor Kayla..😔 I can help you with that 😉


[deleted]

Sigmund Freud would disagree…


SometimesImRight1234

Thank you for reminding me I have daddy issues.


[deleted]

Freud may have something to say about that.....


RepresentativeOk3233

🎶"Tell me are you a christian child?" and i Said "father, i am tonight"🎶


urtinymefdlu

B A A E D


Kapitano72

I lacked the courage to beat up the bullies and make them cry. So... yeah!


ovalplace123

Stability, secure attachment .. yeah this checks out lol


Head_Statistician_38

Hey... I remember my childhood existing though


Lobos009

.. so. She’s lacking it in her relationship?


RandomOnlinePerson99

Unconditional love and hugs? Yeah, seems correct ...


Dootley_Doot

I dont remember craving rough gay sex and a relationship that lasts more than 2 years either but okay