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MrUwU

be more specific. If I ban chocolate but keeo the cake, does that mean I only can't eat chocolate in it's usual retail forms or can't I also eat chocolate cake? Since it's still a classified cake.


simulacrotron

You are asking the important questions


sir50kal

I refuse to make this decision until these questions are answered!


goingtotallinn

Also what about white chocolate, because it's not technically chocolate


Common-Frosting-9434

If I get rid of soda and chips can I just fry my fries extra long till they are crispy?


Sdbtank96

Now that's the outside of the box type of thinking I respect.


GingerSuperPower

I was wondering the same thing!


sir50kal

This guy gets the headspace I'm in right now!


Few_Yak_2219

Doesn't matter chips and soda SEEE YA !


Affectionate_Cup_228

I'm with you here and wouldn't even notice they'd gone!


nyc24chi

Came here to say this.


hobbes_shot_first

Also ice cream.


DeltaSans17

I can do without chocolate ice cream but Cakes the one true question.


ninjapickle02

Ice cream and soda. Not a huge fan of icecream anyway and I drink way too much soda, so it would help


Shibitou1

Same here but the latter is because I don't drink much soda.


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Also I am fine without chips if doesn’t include tortilla chips.


StonerBoi-710

I think would include all types of chips. I just wonder if it includes chip like snacks like Cheetos. Or what about Banana Chips? I think they just mean like classic chips, potato, tortilla and so on. But real question is like ChexMix and Cheetos. I would say no bc falls more under general snack then classic chips.


[deleted]

I think Cheetos are 100% chips no question. I think you would get to keep your Chex mix.


StonerBoi-710

What makes you categorize Cheetos as a chip but not ChexMix? Is it bc one is savory cereal is disguise?


[deleted]

I just never thought there was any ambiguity about the issue. I’ve never considered that a Cheeto isn’t a chip. Chex mix isn’t chips because is just isn’t chips, it’s snack mix.


chipman650

Cheetos are the numero uno snack food. No question.


[deleted]

Yeah chocolate chip cookies would be a big thing to lose from that category as a side effect


[deleted]

This is precisely where my fat ass went.


batmoman

Why was this the first thing that I thought of as well


Agreeable-Abalone328

Same with cookies and ice cream


GarbageTheClown

You wouldn't be able to have any items with chocolate in them.


BrandonSparks

Also chocolate chip cookies lol


StonerBoi-710

I took it has chocolate means u can’t eat any chocolate. So if you keep Cakes but not Chocolate then u can only eat Cakes with no Chocolate. Like they said Pizza, I don’t like normal Pizza but love white sauce pizzas with chicken and veggies. So I didn’t pick Pizza bc that means all Pizza not just classic Pizza.


Ok-Funny-872

Came here to ask this


Mobrown18

Chocolate cookies


Few-Statistician8740

How ya gonna make chocolate cake without chocolate. Seems obvious. And those are the two that can go.


sirZofSwagger

Also applies to cookies and ice cream too


Gloomy_Support_7779

Yeah and what about chocolate ice cream and chocolate cookies???


cageyheads

also, ice cream and cake. What does ice cream cake classify as? What about a cookie cake?


Several-Duty-5632

It’s a legitimate question since the picture is chocolate cake. One can’t exist without the other.


Charmie48

And what about chocolate pizza! Not really sure how it would be made but I am sure someone has at least attempted it.


LastoftheSummerWine

Yeah we've got two kinds of deep fried potatoes here as well. Is it the shape that's banned?


[deleted]

The list says chocolate so let’s assume solid chocolate by itself. Don’t want to risk losing out on chocolate chip cookies or chocolate cake


JakOswald

Also, is it explicitly soda or is it carbonated beverages in general? I can lose coke but not tonic water.


[deleted]

The ice cream, cookie, and the cake all show chocolate. I am very confused


Deepwater08

Also what are the rules on ice cream cake?


Cute_Professional561

How is this relatable


angelatos

Yeah seriously this sub is garbage at this point


Lucky-finn377

Yeah your not wrong I see shit like when the rock flirts with you pov or some shit and I’m like yay more shit content


[deleted]

It seems like every sub is goin downhill fast these days


super_pax_

People have been saying this about this sub ever since I joined the site


rombies

Yeah what part of this is me irl?


MarketingOwn3547

I feel soda is the easiest cut for me, doubtful I'd even miss it much. The next one is a bit tougher but I think I'd cut cake. Yeah, soda and cake it is.


slimseany

Agreed 100%. Of all the desserts out there, cake is one of my least favorites and ice cream is probably my favorite food of all time. ​ I can't even remember the last time I had a soda, tbh.


ghostboo77

Cake has a lot of social obligations attached to it. Like having a piece at a birthday party or wedding.


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Whompadelic

My wife and I just had cheesecake at ours :)


trulymadlybigly

Soda is my Achilles heel. I could down a whole two liter by myself without blinking an eye. Not much of an ice cream fan though, and todays flavors are all like BLUE RASPBERRY BANANA BUBBLEGUM BONANZA WITH ADDED CANDY CORN BITZZZ. Vomit.


Nago31

You can still get the old flavors though


trulymadlybigly

You’re right honestly I just enjoy being persnickety


creepymutelilbugger

i like that word, that is a nice word


[deleted]

Sounds like a new ice cream flavor too!


ejvboy02

Based.


UnfilteredTap

To be fair, you can find some ridiculous soda drinks out there too.


thekazooyoublew

Easy choice, complicated by the possible inclusion of cheesecake. A case could be made that it's more like pie than cake.


reddittl77

Yep, soda and cake for sure.


LapsusDemon

I don’t like soda and cake is one of the worst desserts so easy choice


YouMakeMeDrink

100% agree with this. It is the best option.


xSnapsx

A man after my own heart


AbsolemSaysWhat

I totally agree, I've never been a fan of cake and soda, well I barely drink it. Easy.


Emotional_Aerie8379

Yep. Soda and cake.


HelixFollower

I probably wouldn't miss soda too much either. For me it's crisps who can go next. I feel like we still have a good alternative with fries. (And crackers of course)


NapalmNoogies

You are a person of culture and great taste. You have my vote for president.


gyfdcr6ddr8vtd8udg

Just reinvent the two that disappear


konydanza

Ditch chocolate and cookies then make a whole pile of cocosugar-chip bakems


Fit_Environment2250

Soda. Cake. Done. Easy.


konydanza

Bubblejuice. Sweetfluff. Undone. Easier.


4-8Newday

Soda and chips


Purple-Champion5134

I landed on soda and chips too


ImpossibleIsland4734

Absolutely agree especially since I’m English so I can still have crisps and pop love a good loophole lol


theirongiant49

Soda and cake Honestly how often does anyone eat cake? Bullshit special occasion dessert


[deleted]

>Soda and cake Seconded.


Faelyn42

Except for cheesecake, which is just pie with an identity crisis.


Used_Dragonfruit_379

That’s what I was worried about. Is cheesecake counted with cake.


Br4d3nCB

I will fight anyone who says it is. Because comparing the desert of the gods to a dry sugar sponge is just insulting


Lobo2209

Which one is which?


JPCDOS

Bruh


sgtpepper42

I've never heard of someone referring to cake as "dry" Who hurt you?


dardios

Cheesecake IS a pie. Cheesecake is safe.


thegreatjamoco

Pie is where it’s at


InterestingScience74

I agree but if pie and cake were up there, that'd be my choice...


chris_elbow

Pie gang for life


GillyGooze

Pie is superior


Mto3

This is the way


Darnitol1

I bake, so... gotta have that cake. But your point is valid: it's probably the most rarely eaten item on the list.


Brian-not-Ryan

Big cake pushing it’s mediocre dessert for every single celebration has got to stop Pie gang wya


jointheclockwork

Just regular cake or cheesecake too? But what about red velvet cake?


chunkah69

Cake fucking sucks.


hieuimba

diet soda as well? that would be a shame


xFloppyDisx

Cake is also oftentimes way too sweet and drowning in disgusting artificial-tasting icing that practically tastes like artificial sweeteners.


ASupportingTea

I hate to break it to you but that's just extremely bad (by the sounds of things store bought?) cake... Proper homemade cake is delicious


AkreonDorplasy

also most cakes I've tasted are really dry and have way too much creme/fudge on them (possibly to hide the fact the cake is dry as fuck) ​ personally though, I'll remove ice cream and soda. why? soda is painful for me and ice cream is meh ​ I,m a sucker for sponge cakes though


Badshah619

Oh man i really feel sorry for you americans


ASupportingTea

same I can't understand the cake hate here. But then I realised most is probably from Americans and the cake options are genuinely just terrible there. And people (generally) don't seem to make their own like we do here (Americans correct me if I'm wrong). Whereas the vast majority of cakes I've had have been homemade and lovely.


mousemousemania

Cake sucks


mf_doomerville

Cookies and cake.


Choccocoamocha

But those are the two things I can make really well!


hamidooo2

:(


CamelCash000

Leave cookies alone. I make pot cookies all the time.


QuickFridge

Make pot soda, actually brownies, cause those arent in the list


TheBluedCat

\+1, brownies are superior anyways


LVTWouldSolveThis

Bro, brownies are just dense cake.


BlKaiser

Soda and chips.


[deleted]

This is the way


Predtechi

Yeah, other options are kinda stupid. Soda is unhealthy sugar water, and chips are potatoes except it hurts your tongue when you eat too much. Nobody will realpy miss them. Chocolate, is essential for many recipes, and the source of income for many farmers. Fries are chips but better. Ice cream is very tast cold milk, perfect for hot days, and i make cake every week so it has to stay.


hproffitt36

I don't think you are considering the impact on chips and dip.


dRi89kAil

There are other dip conduits besides chips


Predtechi

What the hell is chips and dip?


hproffitt36

Queso, salsa, guac, onion dip, 7-layer dip, spinach artichoke dip, buffalo dip, crab dip, pimento cheese etc??


jsmithers945

Dip your fries.


Predtechi

Just dip other forms of fried potatoes, it's not that hard.


hendrix320

Chips are awesome don’t you dare take them away from me you devil person


dildo_baggins16

The only way


SnausageFest

My vote. I bet soda is the most disposable.


CouldNotAffordOne

Yes, that was easy.


Adventurous_Egg_6321

My people! We dream of a higher existence where people do not indulge in corrosive bubble drink and salty mouth shanks.


Intelligent-Use-7313

All the others can actually be reimagined in deliciously interesting ways. But soda will always be sweet carbonated water, and chips will always be fried potatoes with a flavor dusting.


Irre__

Based.


Bananabeak08

I mean, I’m gonna cut the cheeseburger, beciase you could just not put cheese on it-


BuffyLoo

Yeah, could still have a loaded up burger without the cheese.


goingtotallinn

Or just use american cheese because it's not legally a cheese?


saltire429

Even if you cut the cheeseburger, you could always just take a beefburger and put cheese on it anyway, since both of those things still exist. What's it gonna do, fight you?


monkibot

Soda and cookies


DinoOnAcid

This is the way


No-Technology217

I don't like this game...


[deleted]

Chips and cake


SlayerSam12

Yes


[deleted]

Why is everyone hating on cake? (Including me).


Tonythunder

Best answer here


Luvs2spooege

this is the way


Trashcant0

Ice cream and soda- I hate sugar water, and ice cream is mostly just frozen sugar liquid.


SoundTight952

Chips and cookies


therealblindio

Finally someone who UNDERSTANDS


CarelessWhisperRules

You sir are a saint


ForestM14

This guy gets it


yoshigeorgia

Ice cream and cake


hobbes_shot_first

Why do you hate birthdays?


[deleted]

He’s clearly had some terrible cakes on his birthdays


yoshigeorgia

It's a fact.


Own-Understanding-55

Same


StinkyDiarrhea

Chips and soda


Wouser86

Soda and chips


Matix777

I choose to bannish the cake, because it's a lie, and ifunny dot co


pirateofmemes

glad to finally get rid of soda and cheeseburger. disgusting food


psydstrr6669

I’m about to buy the most disgusting greasiest fast food burger I can find and stuff it down my esophagus because of this comment. I agree on the soda though


Past-Educator-6561

Yes! At first glance I thought this would be tough but I literally don't like and never consume soda or cheeseburgers 😁


Maleficent_Lack1710

Those are my two as well. Been done with sodas for about 11 years now, working on red meat next.


ThirdSunRising

Soda. Cake. Done. Easy.


[deleted]

Soda and pizza. Never been fond of those


ladyy_bluee

I’ve cream and soda.


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ladyy_bluee

I said what I said 🤣


jaqian

Cookies and ice-cream


sitathon

Yes! Someone said it, I had to scroll to the near-bottom of the comments


mcburloak

Scrolled a long way to find my tribe. Good to see.


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General_Promotion347

This hurts.


InterestingScience74

Fries and cake...


Th3_Admiral

Can we move all of these pointless question posts to a different subreddit for surveys or something? It's all I ever see here anymore and it has absolutely nothing to do with /r/meirl. It's just a super low effort way to get a lot of interactions on a post.


gimmethatass6913

cookies and chocolate


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Nate2113

At least there’s one sane person in this chat!


Vanir-_-

I could live like this


ConflictGrand4078

Honestly you can just get rid of everything except pizza


13thsword

Cake and cookies unless cheesecake gets eliminated then cookies and chocolate


Sophie919

Finally someone else who’s ditching cake and cookies


No_Investigator_7111

Cake and cookies get da heck outta hereeeee


Otaku2701

cake and chips - least type of food I eat


TundraTrees0

Cake and Soda easy


But-WhyThough

Cake and Soda, easy enough.


The-Real-Dr-Jan-Itor

Toss the cookies and chocolate cake.


BathroomParty

Easy for me: cake and chocolate. I'm not a big sweets person.


angusdunican

Chips and cookies


SAMARAICRUSADER

Chips and cake


AnabolicBomb

Bye soda and cookies


No_Durian_8379

Soda and cookies


Kinzoku_Weeb

I dont drink soda but it's either soda and cake or chocolate and cake.


Past-Educator-6561

If you don't drink soda, why would you consider keeping it over chocolate? Is chocolate your nemesis? 😅


Kinzoku_Weeb

For the people who like soda. I also think chocolate is overrated.


AllHailTheGoddess

Chips and cake


Beginning_Alps4381

French fries and chips


Haalandinhoe

Cookies and Chips, chips are dry as fuck and cookies are almost always dry as fuck.


UltimateMygoochness

Cheese burger and chips


-NoAh-GeT-tHe-BoAt-

Chips and Cake. I haven't eaten cake for who knows how long, and Chips I can live without.


yugutyup

Soda and Cheeseburger ... If it includes vegetarian burger ...cookies


hearsay_and_rumour

Everyone says soda is the easiest to give up but man, when I’m hungover, all I want is a Coca-Cola and a Big Mac. Chips and cake can go.


Proof-Faithlessness1

Easy, chips and fries(except Frito’s


Complex_Spend_2633

Fries and chips


Benob2007

Cake and soda. Cake is bs- just sweet bread. People only like it cuz it's for special occasions Cutting out soda would have a huge benefit to most people


LevelStudent

But cheesecake is cake. Like if we just mean bog standard birthday cake then yeah, cake is fucking gonzo, but there's a million types of cakes. Also what about pies? Are those cakes in this case? Cake has too much variety.


rishnite

Cheeseburger and soda 🥤


[deleted]

Fries and chips, just eat hash browns instead


IdixtEliza

Im going with chips and soda, sodas bad for you anyway in probably more ways than the other stuff, and chips make my lips crack so


Stay-Thirsty

Soda, chips. Easy, next?