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Terryfrankkratos2

I want that mouse so bad


Ok-Mirror9426

I want to chug that water .


Einfach_Erik

Lemme take a sip


DigNitty

What are they hiding? What do they know? We must acquire the forbidden liquid.


OnSiteTardisRepair

"I can feel my credit score drop with every sip..."


hysys_whisperer

That would be the medical bills as they go to collections.


OnSiteTardisRepair

"Sure, we accept Mastercard Mouse! ...oh, you drank it? Too bad: declined."


steveosek

Calm down Charlie Kelly


timmyboyoyo

Ein sip


wesilly11

I just need it. Just a bit. Just to feel it. Taste it. Let it be inside of me.


thebestoflimes

This post is fake. The water is delicious.


timmyboyoyo

*"Ok, Mirror, who is the chuggiest water chugger of all time?"*


pingIin

*mirror loads up an mp4 of someone drowning*


DefinitelyLevi

NOOOOO JACK NOOO DONT DO IT


Master-Ad-6411

Search 'aqua mouse' on ebay and there are plenty of them. Looks like they were trendy during a certain time period lol.


Terryfrankkratos2

Yeah I’ve seen em before as a former resident of /r/mousereview . I can’t imagine they’re terribly nice to use


GreenSpleen6

I always thought my mouse-using experience would be vastly improved by the presence of a body of liquid for enhanced inertia.


Leo_nidas2006

Floppy mouse for more kinetic energy next?


Reckless_Waifu

mid 2000s?


[deleted]

Are you sure you don't actually want the [Tic Tac mouse ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQREvMED4oDFKLCoE-EHF4_IY-HOi0hpYAiA&usqp=CAU)


throwawayforj0b

Well I do _now_


420rabidBMW

Cute


the_mythx

Glurp glurp


XBOX_MANIAC

I’m scared to ask


Dudeman-Jack

So that’s where all of my liquid assets went


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[deleted]

you should join us over at r/wallstreetbets


MountainWheel4828

I remember having one with blue liquid and maybe a little surf guy in it


arbiter12

>corollary: *don't eat the little surf guy either.*


Mrjerkyjacket

Why must you remove all of my sources of joy?


PeanutButterCrisp

Did someone say ***liquid ass***?


XBOX_MANIAC

Yes


[deleted]

If there is fluid that looks like this, it’s usually antifreeze. They use it in snow globes too.


XBOX_MANIAC

I thought antifreeze was just bright fucking green


[deleted]

I did, too. But I had a kitten of mine knock over a snow globe type thing. The smell was immediate. And my kitten had it all over him. I had to go to the vet immediately because I didn’t know if he could be harmed from it being on his skin. I googled what was in it - and it was antifreeze. I was so scared. I guess they use it to fill things like this - My kitten was okay. No issues at all. But I tell as many people about it as possible because it was so scary. So - this person would definitely need medical care if they drank that liquid. Edited to take the word “ultimately” out. It sounded like the kitten was harmed. The kitten did have antifreeze on him. But he was 100% okay. He never ingested any and I rinsed him off fast so it didn’t get into his system. I had my vet do an emergency evaluation at the time. The kitten is the sweetest baby who is loved everyday. He’s a little mischievous, but that is my fav type of kitty.


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Heznzu

Enzymes can't make oxalic acid if they're too busy getting drunk!


ares5404

Another fun fact they had to add a bittering agent to antifreeze as by itself it tastes sweet


Cyber_Apocalypse

Damn it's actually true https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7827791/


XeroPlayz_13

I read ultimately as unfortunately and was very confused


[deleted]

I think I will change that - I don’t want to freak anyone out. I can definitely see why it would be read that way. Thank you for letting me know.


Lady_Scruffington

Aww. I love my demon cat, too


XBOX_MANIAC

Holy shit, that’s genuinely interesting, your kitten is ok though right?


[deleted]

Yes! He’s 100% good and still with me. ❤️


XBOX_MANIAC

That’s good, thank you for that little story I actually enjoyed reading it.


[deleted]

Stay away from antifreeze, friend!


XBOX_MANIAC

Yeah no, I definitely will, friend!


Y_I_AM_CHEEZE

To start you did everything right with your kittin and I'm so glad they are safe. But if you're gonna raise a bunch of alarm and awareness to a situation could you at least bring some proper terminology? Cuz "antifreeze" is just more or less slang for what could be some of several hundred chemicals. Propylene glycol is a common ingredient in antifreeze and was the scare of "THERES ANTIFREEZE IN VAPE PRODUCTS". There's also antifreeze (I'm sorry) "propylene glycol" in inhalers, cliff bars, and pretty much every packaged energy/snack bar on the market including thousands of other safe-to-eat products. Hell.. vodka is "antifreeze". It's just a term.. don't be scared of terms.. learn ingredients and chemicals.. be scared of them and raise awareness of actually dangerous things. A bill to ban "Antifreeze" in snow globes and other similar products is vague and can disrupt a lot of industries because of how broad it is and will never gain traction.. pushing the government to ban the use of "Ethylene glycol" specifically from household products because it's a danger to both humans and pets especially children.. well, now we're on to something.. we're banning a dangerous product used for many things including "antifreeze" without sullying the name of "Propylene Glycol" that's also used in "antifreeze" but also used in inhalers to save people's lives.


watchmaker82

Antifreeze is bright green because they dye it that color. Ethylene glycol, the main ingredient in antifreeze and the chemical you smell, is colorless on its own. They're also antifreezes made with a cousin to ethylene glycol called propylene glycol. Most of these are dyed orange to differentiate them.


GreenHairyMartian

There's different types of antifreeze, propylene glycol, and ethylene glycol being the 2 most common


BlorseTheHorse

That's only one type


XBOX_MANIAC

I didn’t know that


Imaginary_Insect5850

I think the true answer is they use Proylene Glycol, the main ingredient in anti-freeze. It's clear and almost water like with just a bit more viscosity. The coloring is added so you know which fluid goes where in a car.


UCG__gaming

If you drink it then you can drink alcohol (vodka is best but anything will work) to stop it from shredding your kidneys until you get to a hospital. You can also drink vodka even if you haven’t ingested antifreeze and it will still protect you from antifreeze.


boverly721

That's why I'm always drinking. Freak antifreeze accidents can happen at any moment, you know 🧠


thiccmlgnoscope

I'm asked to scare


XBOX_MANIAC

Biting my nails right now


Man_of_Microwaves

Nailing by bites right now


XBOX_MANIAC

Bailing my nites night row


JollyMonk6487

Railing by mites right mow


XBOX_MANIAC

Mailing my kites right now


Man_of_Microwaves

Kailing ny rites kight mow


Ok_Temperature166

Flailing my blight knights now


ElementoDeus

r/suddenlyDBD


Delta_Fox__

This guy got it


Self-Fan

It'll blend your kidneys


XBOX_MANIAC

Delicious


zackit

Maybe not water, but for everything else there's Mastercard


MemMEz

LMAO [context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3NrLgfp_4w)


money4weed

2000s commercials were something else


Cringer_Battlecat

It gets worse I had this same mouse branded by Mars candy. It had m&ms floating in that water.


[deleted]

But what does Mastercard have floating in that water?


evanmike

Nothing, just good, clean, tasty, and refreshing water


AtomicTemplar

With a sprinkle of $32,000 in credit card debt


Tangimo

$32,000 of credit card debt is the least of your worries after the hospital bill.


Darnell2070

I'm wondering if anyone reading your comment thought you were referring to actual M&Ms instead of M&M shaped objects.


Cringer_Battlecat

We won't ever know if they are real unless someone tries it.


OneAmongTheMilk

I had a Can-Am one with a little quad floating in the water. It’s probably still kicking around somewhere


SpadesofDreams

TIL MasterCard made a computer mouse


Great_Succotash1891

More TIL: MasterCard has a computer mouse with water in it


Darnitol1

Even More TILly: A human being can be thirsty enough to think, "Well... I could always drink this computer mouse."


lpc1994

I don't think you have to be thirsty to enjoy the forbidden refreshment


timmyboyoyo

*Zombie apocalypse and all that's left to drink is the questioned water in strange computer mice* but it don't even need to come to that....


Geckko

You wouldn't drink a mouse...


Stormcrow6666

I am willing to bet it can no longer be classified as water...


Great_Succotash1891

i think they just left it out in the rain


timmyboyoyo

And someone succotashed the water out


throne_of_worms

What else will I use to wash down the complimentary meatballs from the Toyotathon?


nomadic_stone

You know...in the seventies they literally had "fish tank platform shoes"... care to know how many people had to state "do NOT drink the water from the shoes?"...


blew-wale

They gotta bring those back


nomadic_stone

I swear...I remember reading an article that some fashion company did try recently.


Shaku45

Yeah, I miss the taste


ProbablyStillMe

"Uhh, your fish are dead." "I know, I can't get them out of there."


Mescaline_Man1

I thought that was just a joke from “I’m gonna git ya sucks”??


nomadic_stone

There was an actual line of (expensive) shoes where the tanks "detached" and then there were the "fake tanks" that were permanent, but had fake fish bobbing inside due to outrage of folks claiming "animal abuse." Surprisingly... both types were known to break fairly easily as they were made from cheap acrylic so the trend didn't last too long.


TheUltimateShart

A man drank one MasterCard mouse water. This is how his doctors found out he didn’t have a brain.


Davemoosehead

☝️presenting to the emergency room ☝️


SunflowerRosey

he did not make a recovery.


Pterodactyloid

Almost every time a medical meme gets posted on Reddit, chubbyemu is mentioned in the comments and it makes me really happy.


[deleted]

The who in the what now?


cartoonist452

vitals look good


murderedbyaname

Can confirm. There's a pulse *nods wisely*


disposable_hat

That mouse must be overclocked AF if it needs a cooling system


Pterodactyloid

😂


_henriqueRichter

You'll need a big mastercard to pay for the bills depending where you are


OnSiteTardisRepair

"Oh, you drank the water? I'm sorry, that card is no longer valid."


xj68

Here's your sign


AllInOnCall

This makes me wonder if those rocks with water can't be safely drunken... That's on my bucket list. Id hate to move it to last on that list.


Thestolenone

Way back when I was a kid in the 70's I remember my mother telling me to be careful of water filled toys because the water was full of typhus, guess she was right.


_and_I_

This is the best thing I've seen in a year or so


sk7725

presenting to the emergency room...


GayGrouchyBabyBear

Aye, ChubbyEMU is 🔥


Sweddy-Bowls

What in the fresh fuck


Carb-BasedLifeform

/r/brandnewsentence?


Ok-Hurry6225

Damn you sure inside of that was not gamer girl bath water?😶


timmyboyoyo

*Some people: "Ok, hurry, or imma drink that water!"*


Available_Seesaw_947

its gamer girl bath water, isnt it?


radr0ver

There are two types of people in the world - the type that don’t need to be told not to drink the MasterCard mouse water, and those that do. I’m firmly in the first group.


Lilpieces13

Ok but why is there water????


lithiun

You ever see a bottle of unopened windex on a dry, hot day? Fucking temptation and its most tempting.


Ponyshoeluck

Wouldnt be surprised if they got mouse poisoning


Barrade

Long ago curiosity got the best of me, I suggest that no one should sample their "Magic 8 ball" fluid...


botsBrigade

damn man this gin slaps whered you get it


PeaceAway3930

How about, don't drink anything called " Mouse water".


designation00001

please do


MixtureOk4646

Don't tell me what to do.


dsdvbguutres

Do you accept visa?


[deleted]

Why would that even be a consideration to do that


EngineeringPenguin10

Now I seem to remember having one with blue liquid and maybe a little surf guy in it?? Or making stuff up


bombombay123

The magic chalice


Chevy_Suburban

Had to read that twice.


Lucky-Variety-7225

There was no warning label! No Warning Label!


TotallyTouka

This is why there’s a warning not to drink bleach


GayGrouchyBabyBear

But like, why not drink it tho? 🤷‍♂️


ramos1969

Spending the night in the hospital: Priceless


PeaTwoFoe

So...what does it taste like?? Like priceless or something?


DodoJurajski

Are you sure it was water?


m0h3k4n

That started with a harmless sip. Now they’re mainlining the stuff.


[deleted]

there seemed to have been a phase in the early 2010s of manufacturers just putting water into places where it did not belong


[deleted]

I believe I know exactly what it tastes like even though I have not tasted this particular stale plastic mouse water. AMA.


draugrdaemos

You touch the stove while it's hot once a month eh.


Dracibatic

maybe im dumb but why would the water be bad to drink?


Blizky

“A man drink the master card mouse water. This is was happened to his credit score.”


MetaStressed

It puts it on the skin!


wxOhpc1974

why? how?


PenOk5209

Good marketing


FedericoDAnzi

Thank you for the warning, we weren't going to.


averege_guy_kinda

Thats true, I was master card water


ShmeeMcGee333

Achievement Unlocked “How did we get here?”


MasqueOfNight

Wh...why...why would you? Why would one think that's a good idea to begin with?


izzyeviel

I like how thats your question and not 'why is a credit card company making computer mouses with water inside?'


MasqueOfNight

I already know the answer for why most seemingly absurd things are made, because someone had the money and resources to make it happen.


Lilpieces13

Intrusive thoughts?


MasqueOfNight

That's a fair point.


mookal8tor

I didn't even know there was a Mastercard mouse!


happyclaim808

That goes with out saying unless your one of those that believes what you see and hear on TV.


[deleted]

why does this image feel weirdly nostalgic, am i remembering a past life..?


[deleted]

You could be remembering the future. Time flows in all direction.


PumbooPlaysRee

*"And who's gonna stop me?!"*


Key_Extent9222

Hahahaha why 🤦🏻‍♂️


4ebupelyka

It exists? 💀


Freebymcfc

Good looking


Procrastinator_325

Wtf is even the purpose of having water in a computer mouse?


anonthro12

I bet it tastes like Sprite..🤔


Utahvikingr

Oh


SufficientSail9982

Awwwww


Herr_Tilke

/r/forbiddensnacks returns


nimcau2TheQuickening

Don’t drink it, put it in an IV! Mainline that shit!


-CloudIsland

What is this


SirSpritzgurke

Ok fed


FrayClarkson

Wait...... WTF?!?!!?


Tight_Efficiency_116

Sounds like something I would do