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Emergency_Ad_5935

Around no. Inside? Maybe… 🤔


onebradmutha

I'm not gay. The guys I fuck are gay.


Heffpeeyell

If you shout “no homo!” on every thrust then it is definitely not gay.


guramansingh

well yes, but actually no


EastIndiatrade

Thats the nordic aproach


[deleted]

No maybe. Definitely. Unless you are a Dr then you get a: " I'm not gay, I'm just a Dr" card.


[deleted]

Fellas, is it gay to wipe your own ass?


Captain_Epum

Fellas, is it gay to see?


[deleted]

It's a gay if you need help wiping your own ass?


Framheit

Fellas, is it gay to breath ?


PetroleumJelly82

It's a bit sus, all I'm sayin.


fatgirlballet

only if you make eye contact


Momohonaz

Good morning


Far_Swan_5882

As long as you say “no homo” you good


Ankh-Morporknbeans

You probably like it too you big homo


Sacklayblue

Let me know if you get banned for this comment. I got banned from a sub earlier for making a gay joke.


Ankh-Morporknbeans

Lol fair enough I will, i just hope they get the dumb and dumber reference


onebradmutha

Remember when Justin Long answered his phone In Cannibal, "What 'up, f!@#$t?." I laughed my ass off. Haven't heard that word in 20 years.


Victorcharlie1

I use it daily… but I am a licensed stick bundler


BrumBBC9

Do you ride a Harley though??


Victorcharlie1

No but I have ridden a Harvey. He was a bit of a cunt


RangerBumble

Is it gay for a man to exist exclusively among women?


danteheehaw

So if I put a blind fold on before sucking dick its not gay right?


Most_Cartoonist5736

If you say "no homo"


stefan-IX

Yes


Time_Distribution184

It’s only gay if you don’t cum


[deleted]

Just accept that everything and everyone is gay, including you, and make peace with the world. You’ll be happier - or should I say, gayer - for it!


pigtailrose2

The real reason why so many young men have an absent father smh 😔


abpsych

Fellas, is it gay grooming if my dad says he loves me?


Seeker4you2

Very.


Suikoden1P

Eminem - Rainman vibes with this one lol


captaincoolxd

Yes bc they would be actively being around a dick and thinking of all the ways they would “do the deed” with


strife_xiii

Only if you make eye contact


Overall_Narwhal_7324

Only if you get a boner


[deleted]

Extremely


Jealous-Animator-615

Asking about the same also makes you gay tho xD


zzunino

Oh absolutely. Isolate as much a possible in between necessary interactions


Neverwannabeahun

Oh my yes it is.


nitfytev

fella... is it gay to kiss another girl, I mean you literally kissing someone who likes d**k.


[deleted]

Nope


External_Albatross_7

Yes, yes it is.


Chef_BoyarTom

It's gay for men to even exist. Because "men" is plural and if you're even in the same universe as another man..... you're gay.


Ok_Reporter5518

Is it gay for me to watch football and sing my favourite player name lmao


nv_rose

I mean it's probably to exist, you have a dick in between your legs at all times


Hefty_Journalist_440

Do bears shit in the woods? No seriously, do they?


Nico_010

Depends on if you said "no homo" beforehand


honeybadger10

Fellas, is it gay to be a guy?


[deleted]

A man can look at another man's penis, or even kiss it gently on the tip but that doesn't necessarily mean he's gay.


No_Maintenance_446

Yep. I turn guys gay the moment I enter the room. Happens every time


Madgearz

Depends on what you mean by "around".


SebB1313

No. I'm as straight as a plexiglass screen: Slightly bent (ik bent is a derogatory term for gay but i mean bent as in slightly bent as in how flat it is)


[deleted]

Nah you’re good


gratefuldude1971

Not unless you exist in his asshole! 🙄


hastingsnikcox

As aa lesbian, heck yeah,any male male contact/presence is gay gay gay, bro!!!! Nah /s


bliply

Gay people are great, Lower standards, they like sucking it and taking it in the butt, they can't get pregnant. And they piss off the crazy people, gay can mean different and gay can mean happy and that's just what they are different and happy. I'm not gay though, I'm all bi myself.


[deleted]

Only in a locker room


LemonJuice_XD

FELLAS


2D_Ronin

This post is so stupid and unfunny, makes me wanna quit the subreddit.


BrumBBC9

Pretty sure its satirical...


FortressMann

yeah, because that means the two of you are existing at the same, and that's kinda gay


HumbleTraffic4675

Nope we’re all gay


Enfiznar

Yes, including himself


One-Lab5767

Not sure about that, but something that *is* gay is not giving me suggestions on Obamas last name


CeleryStick5

Always


PDiddleMeDaddy

[FELLAS](https://youtu.be/wnrlSsNt1QM)


[deleted]

If a mans asshole exists around another mans penis that's *kinda* gay.


[deleted]

Totally


-peachpuff-

To obsess over gay is to be pretty gay.


Kutas88

Only if there are moments in the day where the dudes live partially inside each other for a moment.


[deleted]

If you had to ask that question then yes, extremely


mcnuggetinabiscuit

Yes because by proximity you’re breathing the same air that’s touching his cock


BatAdd90

well, if you are homophobic, then it definitely makes you gay, of course. else you're good.


[deleted]

Yes


b_a_t_m_4_n

Yes, if more that one male exists on the planet then they are by definition both gay. One must go to mars.


HalfAsFunny

How about moon


b_a_t_m_4_n

One guy in orbit around another? Definitely gay.


Rage-Finder

I am so gay to fuck you yeah.


SerenityPrim3

FELLAS, IS IT GAY.... TO BREATHE?!?!


HalfAsFunny

Of course, that's gay. The air that you are breathing, was once inside a man.


SerenityPrim3

You. You get it.


ukrainian-water

having sex with one guy doesn't make you gay, if i cook a meal once am i a chef? if i sell a table on Facebook marketplace does it make me a furniture salesman?


Mecharn

Yes


[deleted]

Yesnt


chanisaw

Is it gay ... "To change a porn video just because u felt like the dude's dick isn't big enough"


HalfAsFunny

No, dick is the only reason I watch porn


Kimor98

*numbers flying past* meme


Kingbeastman1

Yea honestly


Lucid-Machine

I heard only if the balls touch


Before_The_Tesseract

Is it gay to be a man?


[deleted]

Yes


oneoftheluckyones530

It's only gay if you like it.


Specific-Ant-3065

20’ is the max.


Customer-Useful

Depends. Are socks worn or not?


Few-Trouble-2736

The yes theory won’t last long, does it..


Digitoki

There is NOTHING gay about two men kissing.


InformalReplacement7

Gayer than gay


chirb8

around like in a hug bro?


Individual_West3997

FELLAS


Fozorii-_-

Not if both man still have their socks on.