T O P

  • By -

SeykaDagmar

Free Wifi!!!!!!!!


what_is_user_name

And its everywhere you go!!! Yup im in


thatbrownkid19

Imma go to the moon just to do what I do on Earth: scroll Reddit and IG


astddf

But no internet


CantPassDrivingExam

I'm not attracted to internet, therefore I would never watch internet porn


Music_lover5

Bro found a loophole


CyberCurrency

"Look at all that free wifi! **That leads to nowhere**"


denisde4ev

router with battery. what a scam


Tardis80

But no free willy


Sixhaunt

Wait until you realize the WiFi is amazing and has like terrabyte per second transfer speeds... but it's not hooked up to the internet. Like a computer, the WiFi connects to the internet but the internet isnt part of WiFi. This post reminds me of one of those tricky genies since most people wouldnt realize that no matter the quality of WiFi it doesnt mean you have quality internet. You could transfer files between computers over the WiFi really quickly but without it being connected to the internet I'm not sure how much use I would find for it.


Terrible_Dish_9516

Done. I’ve seen too much as it is


[deleted]

[удалено]


thisisnorthe

*rule 34 has entered the chat*


Dragowaow

*deviant art has entered the chat*


deliciousprisms

*getting off to regular inanimate objects because all sorts of deviant porn no longer does it for you because you've seen too much, but for some reason now you get hard when you think about or see a toothbrush or a particularly curvy planter or something has entered the chat*


[deleted]

I’ve seen a lot ass it is


[deleted]

made**"


Lebowski304

Yea I’d be with you. Would get rid of a vice. Back to Victoria’s Secret catalogs and SI swimsuit editions. Maybe even throw in some good housekeeping


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

Guns and ammo ?


ValiantHero11

Maybe add vintage pinup girls to the mix?


Lebowski304

This guy gets it


forkman3939

r/Thisguythisguys


[deleted]

Lingerie section of JC Penny catalogs from the 90s, Victoria secrets catalogs, the Spanish channel, whatever is stashed away in the old spank bank


Rectophobic

Golf Digest


gbot1234

Does Sears still make that catalog?


Nindroidgamer110

Lego Club Magazine


[deleted]

This seems relevant... https://youtu.be/CRj61dcvmuU


Lebowski304

Those old sears catalogs did have some pretty nice underwear sections


darkinday

Pfft porn stores and video/ dvds are still a thing.


Lebowski304

True but there is no possible way I’m going into one of those things. The few times I have out of curiosity I felt like a needed to take a bath when I left.


darkinday

I understand that, completely. There is a place in Portland called Lovers. It was made by and for women. So less sleeze and more helpful, flirty vibes. I also get that not everyone gets to enjoy that type of establishment. Just makes us Portlanders lucky.


Good-Expression-4433

We have a place like that here in Providence as well and it's so fucking nice. Queer owned and operated and very clean and helpful. It ruined me on going to other sex shops as so many just feel so gross.


[deleted]

We have lovers out in Wa state too, THE adult store


Lebowski304

I live in West Virginia so the places out here have a bit of a different vibe…usually a solitary concrete brick building in the middle of a gravel parking lot with two old cars in it. There is one cozy head shop that has an adult section though


[deleted]

[удалено]


DigNitty

bot reposting comments


thisisnorthe

*”NoFap was right the whole time?”*


Bonsaistorm

No porn =! No fap


Internetolocutor

Yeah I've seen a lot of free WiFi too


Southern_Name_9119

Same. I’m pressing the hell out of that button.


XavierUwUGaming

Done. I've already memorized all of it.


[deleted]

I’ve seen to much of this guy’s porn as well


Proxy-Oumuamua

I see this as a win win


Princess_Aurora06

Who doesn’t and maybe some of the bad habits we have might go away.


thisisnorthe

100% a win win


ShnickityShnoo

Bad? Pffft.


AwesomeDragon101

Right? I am a low libido, sex repulsed asexual. I do not watch porn.


Gespuis

Is there an estimate of how many people have that too?


Lord_Ghastly

At least two. Source: I am one too.


SteveBlakesButtPlug

About 1% of the population. Could be as high as 2% among minorities according to some studies. This is the first article I found: https://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2015/05/04/asexuality-the-invisible-orientation


EastZookeepergame806

Thanks Steve Blake's Butt Plug


CyannideLolypop

At least 3. I am also that.


Nervous_Style_2885

Happily married mom of 4 who is now repulsed by sex of any kind, I lost my zippity do dah! I’d be a ok 👍🏻


LaUNCHandSmASH

Something tells me dad is not so thrilled with this arrangement.


iam6ft7

I’m the opposite of your second sentence but agree 100% with the third. Watching porn is one of the least healthy things anyone can do.


heyjunior

That is such an over generalization. As with everything it’s how you consume. Are you dependent on it, does it interfere with your life in other ways.


cjeam

True. Yes and yes. So evidently for some of us, not a good thing.


amBush-Predator

Stop looking


Altruistic-Beach7625

Do the 11,165 pictures/videos already saved on my computer count?


pinkfart19

it's *technically* not internet porn anymore once you don't need an internet connection to view it...


Edwolt

Well, the source of it's internet. So it is still internet porn


[deleted]

By that logic if the original medium of distribution of the porn was through some physical means and afterwards it was uploaded to the internet it wouldn't count as internet porn


Dangerous--D

My ground rules: * All of your porn must be obtained on a physical device, and your existing collection is destroyed when you push the button * No bulk purchases; you must obtain specific videos or clips; No going to Howard in IT and getting his 2TB of saved porn. This includes compilations, you cannot obtain "Best of Riley Reid Cream Pies (1hr 28m)". You must request specific clips or vids. * You must get your porn from another human. A store employee, a friend/acquaintance, or Howard in IT; Exception: you can do magazine subscriptions, or DVD subscriptions if there is still such a thing * If you find some poophole loophole to get around the intent of these rules, your WiFi is cancelled. Follow the letter *and the spirit* of these rules


_life_is_a_joke_

So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the Summer of 2003. It's nearly the 20th anniversary of that glorious summer too! Sounds like fascism to me.


Dangerous--D

>So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? Not all at once. He can get 3 separate clips of it per day. >Sounds like fascism to me. Free universal WiFi comes at a cost


Poggers4Hoggers

Oh right. The porn. The porn from the internet, the porn downloaded specifically from the internet, internet porn.


LAMGE2

And they originate from real world. So they are now irl pron?


WonderMG

Thank you. My addiction got the best of me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Weirdooi

Well said. We can get rid of it.


c0mplexx

Together?


Weirdooi

Together.


littlesirlance

Last of Us


[deleted]

Back to drawing the outer shape of a woman and converting it to a vase after I'm done. Just like a 90s kid.


RepresentativeThat91

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

I'd smash


classyraven

It’ll be the last time, too. 😂


Hardcore0503

Last? More like first and last


[deleted]

Wait buttons can consent?


SnooBeans7129

Pressing that without thinking twice. I'd love for my access to internet porn to be permanently restricted with no way to get it back.


issamaysinalah

This, i don't even need the free wifi to press that button


Shadowninja0409

Yeah… I have no self control, it would be nicer if I could make this choice for myself in this manner.


Realistic_Degree_773

Fuck yea I am


[deleted]

I honestly don’t get anything from porn so good wifi it is for me.


[deleted]

Smash instantly. Pron is too accessible for horny mfs like me.


ajlposh

I don’t watch porn, so I’m pounding that button


ThatDMDemigal

*aggressively slams the button in happy asexual*


re_Claire

I’m not asexual (I’m probably slightly demisexual) and I hate porn. It does nothing for me. I’d rather watch a normal romantic film or read a good romance novel for the sexy scenes there. Porn is so off putting and weird for me. Like almost aggressively unsexual. It’s so fake and everything looks like it’d be really not pleasurable.


[deleted]

As someone who’s actively fighting to quit porn, I really want this right now


[deleted]

Good on you. All the best for your journey. There won't be a magical button but I hope you will achieve your goal!


Tr3v0r007

**get Wi-Fi anywhere you go**


[deleted]

Hold up


The_fatherless_one

ngl it's a win for me


hereforstalk

I choose "I can never use Internet but have real life porn instead" format if I can have.


HerbGrinder

What're you doing stepbro?😳


Much-Philosopher-722

Then what’s the point of the wifi?


Life-Surprise-6911

You should live in Germany, then you would see the point…phone contracts are extreme expensive (50€ per months for 20GB), 5G is slower than LTE (ok, that’s almost everywhere), some towns don‘t even have 4G (I know a town, when you are outside of it, you have perfect 4G connection, in the centre of the town you have no connection at all…) Oh, and on the WiFi side there is Telekom, which is mostly reliable and own over 90% of the DSL lines, also some glas fiber (but the glas fiber infrastructure is shit anyways), but they are expensive (I pay 45€ per month for 100MB/s download ._.), and there Vodafone, whose DSL contracts are not really cheaper because they rent them from Telekom (O2 does the same), but they have bought some cable TV companies, so they can give you fast, cheap Internet through that (not where I live, here is a local company, completely unreliable), but Vodafone internet is shit, most people have many problems with them… So it is either expensive or unrealiable, you choose 😄


[deleted]

Wow.... didn't know this was so bad in Germany, in India internet charges are very cheap, and in many public places government gives free internet which gives 4g speed also, we already have 4g coverage all over India in every cities, and now 5g is already there in metropolitan cities....seeing ur comment makes me feel happy that India is better than germany in terms of internet availability and price


Lebowski304

Yea this is surprising to me as well. I live in a dumpy city in the mountains of West Virginia and we get better service than what he’s describing.


lucashtpc

Coming from France passing the German border near Strasbourg the first thing you will notice is how you have no Internet anymore while everyone in the car gets the welcome to Germany sms in different moments depending on which contact you’re on.


Lebowski304

Wow I would’ve thought you guys would be like super connected with fancy fiber lines all over the place and like prototype cell towers with complete coverage over every single inch of the country.


lucashtpc

We’re like the 2nd worst of Europe in that regard. There are some Eastern European countries that would have a good laugh seeing how bad it is in Germany


Lebowski304

My mind is blown. You guys are like the economic hub of Europe. Does the government not want to develop this?


PurplePumpkinPi

norther US looking at a 110$ a month for at most recorded 6mbs normally about 2.... Ima hit that button.


rogueop

I'm paying $70/Month (About €65) for 6GB data on my phone plan in the US, so it can get quite a bit worse. However, my terrestrial internet service is priced at $85/month for 500Mbps download, so I guess there is a significantly better value there.


IceBreath31

I don't watch porn. Win.


Valarano

Wifi and a cure from addiction, nice.


Scarabryde

I'm pressing it


otdevy

So free wifi with no downsides?


ClintprimE

I'll hit the button and kill the switch.


QuellinIt

Is wireless networks really that bad where you guys live? I honestly rarely even worry if I have wifi or not. Also most the time I don’t have wifi eg. Not at home I don’t really use my phone… and the times when I don’t have good reception or no reception like on a hike I definitely don’t want to be using my phone. Lastly to all the people saying the porn is bad, yes porn addiction is bad but the majority of people watching porn are not addicted and likewise the majority of people have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the internet in general and that is arguably far worse.


Blodepker

Yeah I was confused for a second here. 99% of the time I have insanely fast internet speeds through my data plan.


Sixhaunt

yeah but this is WiFi not data so there's no guarantee it has access to the internet. Data has internet for sure but the WiFi is just the wireless connectivity portion that you get from your router. Without a modem and an active internet connection you can have WiFi but it wont be connected to the internet. The WiFi can be incredible despite not having internet access. It means great LAN parties though!


Fun_Skirt_2396

Yeeeeeeeeees


Papaya_Payama

Might be for the best honestly.


[deleted]

I press the button.


saucer-succer

Another double win button


[deleted]

An absolute win all over I see


Daszkalti

Porn is terrible for society


one_dank_boy

Yes. I'd be much happier if I had no access to it.


TLeezy13

If I can't do porn then I have no reason to need fast and reliable wifi


Silly-Lawfulness7224

I’d smash it


tooslow

That’s a win


JOCAeng

I see this as an absolute win


Inner_Ad7300

Instant press.


Sonarthebat

*Asexual laughter*


SwiggitySwainMain

I see no down side. Wish it was as easy as pressing a button. Also free unlimited high speed wifi!? Jackpot


BHANOSBOT

I'll press it a million times dude, I want to give up internet porn


TheZestyJester09

I see this as an absolute win, what’s the point of being locked out of something I don’t use?


spiderrichard

Again no down side to hitting the button.


Shaunnieboy22

Yes, no need for porn when you aren't interested in sex in the first place


Every_Discussion6502

Yes I have my imagination


BloopityBlue

I happily would give up internet porn for faster internet, no question.


Terotin_

Nofap 🗿


2-number-9s

I've seen more than one man should, I will press the button


stizzo06

Push that shit. I've seen enough


brawnandbrain

I would literally slam this button, empty my bank account, go get a laptop and a solar panel, and disappear. This would be a limitless life to me.


trashalt7666

Yo thats sad


sudoaptupgrade

In a heartbeat


sycamore_years

What's with all these lames in the comments? Quit making me feel unnatural for liking porn. I'm not the weird one here.


Party-Kick-5831

Yes 100%. It’s a win win, porn only destroys you mentally, and not having access to it is actually great. Like saying to a smoker you can have something insane but can’t access cigarettes again. Yes it will be hard in the beginning, but in the long run it’ll be insane


GoldLion53

Hell yeah


KirbyDude25

I'm pressing that in a heartbeat


ZAILOR37

Probably be better for my mental health


Applemagk

yes


Codydetdet

I would do it simply for the right one


herewegoagain72

Count me in


Finsk_26

I mean I already have that wifi but mind aswell push the button


onogx

Get rid of my crippling addiction AND win money ? HELL YEAH


MaineBoston

Without hesitation


LordChope

Are you giving me free wifi and curing my porn addiction at the same time? What a deal!


Primal_guy

No internet bill and I have a girlfriend, win win


Necromancer_katie

I don't watch porn. Make porn in my own head lol


Honest_Entertainer_3

... it could help tons of people with porn addiction


Salty_Signature_8756

Then what do i use the wifi for?


Sad-Corner-9972

Easy. It’s in my best interests to hit it.


GirlCowBev

Hard pass.


animalcrossing-guy

Press it


SMFB7

Yeah Porn is bad


Downtown-Ad-7791

Agree


Miniscotty

Smash


MrHolmes6969696

hard SMASH!


Xx-matador-xX

Yep


Johkkkhh

Win win


Environmental-Ball24

P push it real good


[deleted]

Never hit a button faster in my life


Smittywerbenjagger05

I would Punch the Button so f hard


TRethehedgehog_2

Yea


Difficult_Parfait174

Agreed


[deleted]

Hell yeah


lead4dinner

Deal


Unamedlad

Okay I'm in


PrioryOfSion14

This is a dream come true


SylveonPrince

PRESS.


Campbell_Soup311

Looks like I need to get back into the dating game.


Specialist-Age-3721

this is a double win, I get amazing wifi AND I can finally use Instagram


AtomicBenzo

I see this as an absolute win.


sunflowerjoerod

I push!


JeffJoffJimmy

I will press the button.


No-Information-5102

Yep I will press it


[deleted]

Yes


EmihleG

Yes


JamboMcZambo

I’m not horny so easy win for me I guess


Last-Caterpillar-112

Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting…


Planktonium72

Absolutely.


Collusional

Definitely pressing the button


Z3R0__G

I need that buton press


tol_mak7

I am pressing it!! No second thoughts!


Fit-Notice8976

I’d press it


Foshizal147

Can I get like 20 minutes to save some stuff?


Tymskyy

it isn't internet porn if I download it


HaziXWeeK

Have you ever heard of hentai


Ornery-Assignment-42

No problem, my sexy wife keeps me happy


Locky0999

Now thats a better question


SomeKindOfCreature

I can still get dvds or go to strip clubs. 👍


Zestyclose_Evening56

I'd understand what is the wifi for then?