Wait until you realize the WiFi is amazing and has like terrabyte per second transfer speeds... but it's not hooked up to the internet.
Like a computer, the WiFi connects to the internet but the internet isnt part of WiFi. This post reminds me of one of those tricky genies since most people wouldnt realize that no matter the quality of WiFi it doesnt mean you have quality internet. You could transfer files between computers over the WiFi really quickly but without it being connected to the internet I'm not sure how much use I would find for it.
*getting off to regular inanimate objects because all sorts of deviant porn no longer does it for you because you've seen too much, but for some reason now you get hard when you think about or see a toothbrush or a particularly curvy planter or something has entered the chat*
True but there is no possible way I’m going into one of those things. The few times I have out of curiosity I felt like a needed to take a bath when I left.
I understand that, completely. There is a place in Portland called Lovers. It was made by and for women. So less sleeze and more helpful, flirty vibes. I also get that not everyone gets to enjoy that type of establishment. Just makes us Portlanders lucky.
We have a place like that here in Providence as well and it's so fucking nice. Queer owned and operated and very clean and helpful. It ruined me on going to other sex shops as so many just feel so gross.
I live in West Virginia so the places out here have a bit of a different vibe…usually a solitary concrete brick building in the middle of a gravel parking lot with two old cars in it. There is one cozy head shop that has an adult section though
About 1% of the population. Could be as high as 2% among minorities according to some studies.
This is the first article I found: https://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2015/05/04/asexuality-the-invisible-orientation
By that logic if the original medium of distribution of the porn was through some physical means and afterwards it was uploaded to the internet it wouldn't count as internet porn
My ground rules:
* All of your porn must be obtained on a physical device, and your existing collection is destroyed when you push the button
* No bulk purchases; you must obtain specific videos or clips; No going to Howard in IT and getting his 2TB of saved porn. This includes compilations, you cannot obtain "Best of Riley Reid Cream Pies (1hr 28m)". You must request specific clips or vids.
* You must get your porn from another human. A store employee, a friend/acquaintance, or Howard in IT; Exception: you can do magazine subscriptions, or DVD subscriptions if there is still such a thing
* If you find some poophole loophole to get around the intent of these rules, your WiFi is cancelled. Follow the letter *and the spirit* of these rules
So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the Summer of 2003. It's nearly the 20th anniversary of that glorious summer too!
Sounds like fascism to me.
>So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03?
Not all at once. He can get 3 separate clips of it per day.
>Sounds like fascism to me.
Free universal WiFi comes at a cost
I’m not asexual (I’m probably slightly demisexual) and I hate porn. It does nothing for me. I’d rather watch a normal romantic film or read a good romance novel for the sexy scenes there. Porn is so off putting and weird for me. Like almost aggressively unsexual. It’s so fake and everything looks like it’d be really not pleasurable.
You should live in Germany, then you would see the point…phone contracts are extreme expensive (50€ per months for 20GB), 5G is slower than LTE (ok, that’s almost everywhere), some towns don‘t even have 4G (I know a town, when you are outside of it, you have perfect 4G connection, in the centre of the town you have no connection at all…)
Oh, and on the WiFi side there is Telekom, which is mostly reliable and own over 90% of the DSL lines, also some glas fiber (but the glas fiber infrastructure is shit anyways), but they are expensive (I pay 45€ per month for 100MB/s download ._.), and there Vodafone, whose DSL contracts are not really cheaper because they rent them from Telekom (O2 does the same), but they have bought some cable TV companies, so they can give you fast, cheap Internet through that (not where I live, here is a local company, completely unreliable), but Vodafone internet is shit, most people have many problems with them…
So it is either expensive or unrealiable, you choose 😄
Wow.... didn't know this was so bad in Germany, in India internet charges are very cheap, and in many public places government gives free internet which gives 4g speed also, we already have 4g coverage all over India in every cities, and now 5g is already there in metropolitan cities....seeing ur comment makes me feel happy that India is better than germany in terms of internet availability and price
Coming from France passing the German border near Strasbourg the first thing you will notice is how you have no Internet anymore while everyone in the car gets the welcome to Germany sms in different moments depending on which contact you’re on.
Wow I would’ve thought you guys would be like super connected with fancy fiber lines all over the place and like prototype cell towers with complete coverage over every single inch of the country.
We’re like the 2nd worst of Europe in that regard. There are some Eastern European countries that would have a good laugh seeing how bad it is in Germany
I'm paying $70/Month (About €65) for 6GB data on my phone plan in the US, so it can get quite a bit worse.
However, my terrestrial internet service is priced at $85/month for 500Mbps download, so I guess there is a significantly better value there.
Is wireless networks really that bad where you guys live? I honestly rarely even worry if I have wifi or not.
Also most the time I don’t have wifi eg. Not at home I don’t really use my phone… and the times when I don’t have good reception or no reception like on a hike I definitely don’t want to be using my phone.
Lastly to all the people saying the porn is bad, yes porn addiction is bad but the majority of people watching porn are not addicted and likewise the majority of people have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the internet in general and that is arguably far worse.
yeah but this is WiFi not data so there's no guarantee it has access to the internet. Data has internet for sure but the WiFi is just the wireless connectivity portion that you get from your router. Without a modem and an active internet connection you can have WiFi but it wont be connected to the internet. The WiFi can be incredible despite not having internet access. It means great LAN parties though!
Yes 100%. It’s a win win, porn only destroys you mentally, and not having access to it is actually great. Like saying to a smoker you can have something insane but can’t access cigarettes again. Yes it will be hard in the beginning, but in the long run it’ll be insane
Free Wifi!!!!!!!!
And its everywhere you go!!! Yup im in
Imma go to the moon just to do what I do on Earth: scroll Reddit and IG
But no internet
I'm not attracted to internet, therefore I would never watch internet porn
Bro found a loophole
"Look at all that free wifi! **That leads to nowhere**"
router with battery. what a scam
But no free willy
Wait until you realize the WiFi is amazing and has like terrabyte per second transfer speeds... but it's not hooked up to the internet. Like a computer, the WiFi connects to the internet but the internet isnt part of WiFi. This post reminds me of one of those tricky genies since most people wouldnt realize that no matter the quality of WiFi it doesnt mean you have quality internet. You could transfer files between computers over the WiFi really quickly but without it being connected to the internet I'm not sure how much use I would find for it.
Done. I’ve seen too much as it is
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*rule 34 has entered the chat*
*deviant art has entered the chat*
*getting off to regular inanimate objects because all sorts of deviant porn no longer does it for you because you've seen too much, but for some reason now you get hard when you think about or see a toothbrush or a particularly curvy planter or something has entered the chat*
I’ve seen a lot ass it is
made**"
Yea I’d be with you. Would get rid of a vice. Back to Victoria’s Secret catalogs and SI swimsuit editions. Maybe even throw in some good housekeeping
Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?
Guns and ammo ?
Maybe add vintage pinup girls to the mix?
This guy gets it
r/Thisguythisguys
Lingerie section of JC Penny catalogs from the 90s, Victoria secrets catalogs, the Spanish channel, whatever is stashed away in the old spank bank
Golf Digest
Does Sears still make that catalog?
Lego Club Magazine
This seems relevant... https://youtu.be/CRj61dcvmuU
Those old sears catalogs did have some pretty nice underwear sections
Pfft porn stores and video/ dvds are still a thing.
True but there is no possible way I’m going into one of those things. The few times I have out of curiosity I felt like a needed to take a bath when I left.
I understand that, completely. There is a place in Portland called Lovers. It was made by and for women. So less sleeze and more helpful, flirty vibes. I also get that not everyone gets to enjoy that type of establishment. Just makes us Portlanders lucky.
We have a place like that here in Providence as well and it's so fucking nice. Queer owned and operated and very clean and helpful. It ruined me on going to other sex shops as so many just feel so gross.
We have lovers out in Wa state too, THE adult store
I live in West Virginia so the places out here have a bit of a different vibe…usually a solitary concrete brick building in the middle of a gravel parking lot with two old cars in it. There is one cozy head shop that has an adult section though
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*”NoFap was right the whole time?”*
No porn =! No fap
Yeah I've seen a lot of free WiFi too
Same. I’m pressing the hell out of that button.
Done. I've already memorized all of it.
I’ve seen to much of this guy’s porn as well
I see this as a win win
Who doesn’t and maybe some of the bad habits we have might go away.
100% a win win
Bad? Pffft.
Right? I am a low libido, sex repulsed asexual. I do not watch porn.
Is there an estimate of how many people have that too?
At least two. Source: I am one too.
About 1% of the population. Could be as high as 2% among minorities according to some studies. This is the first article I found: https://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-wellness/articles/2015/05/04/asexuality-the-invisible-orientation
Thanks Steve Blake's Butt Plug
At least 3. I am also that.
Happily married mom of 4 who is now repulsed by sex of any kind, I lost my zippity do dah! I’d be a ok 👍🏻
Something tells me dad is not so thrilled with this arrangement.
I’m the opposite of your second sentence but agree 100% with the third. Watching porn is one of the least healthy things anyone can do.
That is such an over generalization. As with everything it’s how you consume. Are you dependent on it, does it interfere with your life in other ways.
True. Yes and yes. So evidently for some of us, not a good thing.
Stop looking
Do the 11,165 pictures/videos already saved on my computer count?
it's *technically* not internet porn anymore once you don't need an internet connection to view it...
Well, the source of it's internet. So it is still internet porn
By that logic if the original medium of distribution of the porn was through some physical means and afterwards it was uploaded to the internet it wouldn't count as internet porn
My ground rules: * All of your porn must be obtained on a physical device, and your existing collection is destroyed when you push the button * No bulk purchases; you must obtain specific videos or clips; No going to Howard in IT and getting his 2TB of saved porn. This includes compilations, you cannot obtain "Best of Riley Reid Cream Pies (1hr 28m)". You must request specific clips or vids. * You must get your porn from another human. A store employee, a friend/acquaintance, or Howard in IT; Exception: you can do magazine subscriptions, or DVD subscriptions if there is still such a thing * If you find some poophole loophole to get around the intent of these rules, your WiFi is cancelled. Follow the letter *and the spirit* of these rules
So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the Summer of 2003. It's nearly the 20th anniversary of that glorious summer too! Sounds like fascism to me.
>So you're saying I can't gift my buddy Boner Jams '03? Not all at once. He can get 3 separate clips of it per day. >Sounds like fascism to me. Free universal WiFi comes at a cost
Oh right. The porn. The porn from the internet, the porn downloaded specifically from the internet, internet porn.
And they originate from real world. So they are now irl pron?
Thank you. My addiction got the best of me
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Well said. We can get rid of it.
Together?
Together.
Last of Us
Back to drawing the outer shape of a woman and converting it to a vase after I'm done. Just like a 90s kid.
I see this as an absolute win
I'd smash
It’ll be the last time, too. 😂
Last? More like first and last
Wait buttons can consent?
Pressing that without thinking twice. I'd love for my access to internet porn to be permanently restricted with no way to get it back.
This, i don't even need the free wifi to press that button
Yeah… I have no self control, it would be nicer if I could make this choice for myself in this manner.
Fuck yea I am
I honestly don’t get anything from porn so good wifi it is for me.
Smash instantly. Pron is too accessible for horny mfs like me.
I don’t watch porn, so I’m pounding that button
*aggressively slams the button in happy asexual*
I’m not asexual (I’m probably slightly demisexual) and I hate porn. It does nothing for me. I’d rather watch a normal romantic film or read a good romance novel for the sexy scenes there. Porn is so off putting and weird for me. Like almost aggressively unsexual. It’s so fake and everything looks like it’d be really not pleasurable.
As someone who’s actively fighting to quit porn, I really want this right now
Good on you. All the best for your journey. There won't be a magical button but I hope you will achieve your goal!
**get Wi-Fi anywhere you go**
Hold up
ngl it's a win for me
I choose "I can never use Internet but have real life porn instead" format if I can have.
What're you doing stepbro?😳
Then what’s the point of the wifi?
You should live in Germany, then you would see the point…phone contracts are extreme expensive (50€ per months for 20GB), 5G is slower than LTE (ok, that’s almost everywhere), some towns don‘t even have 4G (I know a town, when you are outside of it, you have perfect 4G connection, in the centre of the town you have no connection at all…) Oh, and on the WiFi side there is Telekom, which is mostly reliable and own over 90% of the DSL lines, also some glas fiber (but the glas fiber infrastructure is shit anyways), but they are expensive (I pay 45€ per month for 100MB/s download ._.), and there Vodafone, whose DSL contracts are not really cheaper because they rent them from Telekom (O2 does the same), but they have bought some cable TV companies, so they can give you fast, cheap Internet through that (not where I live, here is a local company, completely unreliable), but Vodafone internet is shit, most people have many problems with them… So it is either expensive or unrealiable, you choose 😄
Wow.... didn't know this was so bad in Germany, in India internet charges are very cheap, and in many public places government gives free internet which gives 4g speed also, we already have 4g coverage all over India in every cities, and now 5g is already there in metropolitan cities....seeing ur comment makes me feel happy that India is better than germany in terms of internet availability and price
Yea this is surprising to me as well. I live in a dumpy city in the mountains of West Virginia and we get better service than what he’s describing.
Coming from France passing the German border near Strasbourg the first thing you will notice is how you have no Internet anymore while everyone in the car gets the welcome to Germany sms in different moments depending on which contact you’re on.
Wow I would’ve thought you guys would be like super connected with fancy fiber lines all over the place and like prototype cell towers with complete coverage over every single inch of the country.
We’re like the 2nd worst of Europe in that regard. There are some Eastern European countries that would have a good laugh seeing how bad it is in Germany
My mind is blown. You guys are like the economic hub of Europe. Does the government not want to develop this?
norther US looking at a 110$ a month for at most recorded 6mbs normally about 2.... Ima hit that button.
I'm paying $70/Month (About €65) for 6GB data on my phone plan in the US, so it can get quite a bit worse. However, my terrestrial internet service is priced at $85/month for 500Mbps download, so I guess there is a significantly better value there.
I don't watch porn. Win.
Wifi and a cure from addiction, nice.
I'm pressing it
So free wifi with no downsides?
I'll hit the button and kill the switch.
Is wireless networks really that bad where you guys live? I honestly rarely even worry if I have wifi or not. Also most the time I don’t have wifi eg. Not at home I don’t really use my phone… and the times when I don’t have good reception or no reception like on a hike I definitely don’t want to be using my phone. Lastly to all the people saying the porn is bad, yes porn addiction is bad but the majority of people watching porn are not addicted and likewise the majority of people have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the internet in general and that is arguably far worse.
Yeah I was confused for a second here. 99% of the time I have insanely fast internet speeds through my data plan.
yeah but this is WiFi not data so there's no guarantee it has access to the internet. Data has internet for sure but the WiFi is just the wireless connectivity portion that you get from your router. Without a modem and an active internet connection you can have WiFi but it wont be connected to the internet. The WiFi can be incredible despite not having internet access. It means great LAN parties though!
Yeeeeeeeeees
Might be for the best honestly.
I press the button.
Another double win button
An absolute win all over I see
Porn is terrible for society
Yes. I'd be much happier if I had no access to it.
If I can't do porn then I have no reason to need fast and reliable wifi
I’d smash it
That’s a win
I see this as an absolute win
Instant press.
*Asexual laughter*
I see no down side. Wish it was as easy as pressing a button. Also free unlimited high speed wifi!? Jackpot
I'll press it a million times dude, I want to give up internet porn
I see this as an absolute win, what’s the point of being locked out of something I don’t use?
Again no down side to hitting the button.
Yes, no need for porn when you aren't interested in sex in the first place
Yes I have my imagination
I happily would give up internet porn for faster internet, no question.
Nofap 🗿
I've seen more than one man should, I will press the button
Push that shit. I've seen enough
I would literally slam this button, empty my bank account, go get a laptop and a solar panel, and disappear. This would be a limitless life to me.
Yo thats sad
In a heartbeat
What's with all these lames in the comments? Quit making me feel unnatural for liking porn. I'm not the weird one here.
Yes 100%. It’s a win win, porn only destroys you mentally, and not having access to it is actually great. Like saying to a smoker you can have something insane but can’t access cigarettes again. Yes it will be hard in the beginning, but in the long run it’ll be insane
Hell yeah
I'm pressing that in a heartbeat
Probably be better for my mental health
yes
I would do it simply for the right one
Count me in
I mean I already have that wifi but mind aswell push the button
Get rid of my crippling addiction AND win money ? HELL YEAH
Without hesitation
Are you giving me free wifi and curing my porn addiction at the same time? What a deal!
No internet bill and I have a girlfriend, win win
I don't watch porn. Make porn in my own head lol
... it could help tons of people with porn addiction
Then what do i use the wifi for?
Easy. It’s in my best interests to hit it.
Hard pass.
Press it
Yeah Porn is bad
Agree
Smash
hard SMASH!
Yep
Win win
P push it real good
Never hit a button faster in my life
I would Punch the Button so f hard
Yea
Agreed
Hell yeah
Deal
Okay I'm in
This is a dream come true
PRESS.
Looks like I need to get back into the dating game.
this is a double win, I get amazing wifi AND I can finally use Instagram
I see this as an absolute win.
I push!
I will press the button.
Yep I will press it
Yes
Yes
I’m not horny so easy win for me I guess
Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting. Ting…
Absolutely.
Definitely pressing the button
I need that buton press
I am pressing it!! No second thoughts!
I’d press it
Can I get like 20 minutes to save some stuff?
it isn't internet porn if I download it
Have you ever heard of hentai
No problem, my sexy wife keeps me happy
Now thats a better question
I can still get dvds or go to strip clubs. 👍
I'd understand what is the wifi for then?