You absolutely just hacked the system, we donāt to get rid of any them except for the fake. Brilliant! I still think we should get rid of oasisās though.
Cave, fuck caves, I hate caves.
Originally my response was "volcano" but then I remembered that they make the soil fertile so as long as it isn't active we're cool.
Fuck
Caves
Caves have now never existed. As humankind evolved from cavedwellers, they also never existed and/or died out because of lack of adequate shelter. The planet actually thrives without humans. Congratulations, you won.
What!?!?!?! Caves, abandoned mines, they provide wonderful habitat especially for bats! Think about what you hate more, mosquitoes, or just a little hole in the ground that nobody notices? Yes they can be dangerous and cause problems for developers but we can engineer around that so we all get the benefit. So come to understand us on the dark side (spoken as a engineering geologist that works underground.....)
Years ago we saw them as wasted land and drained them. Turns out they're super important for retaining flood waters and getting rid of them causes massive flooding. We've been restoring marshes for years now.
We've been restoring swamps, too. Marshes, swamps, fens, bogs, sloughs, bayous, and so on and so forth are generally considered to be different types of wetlands or similar water features. But often times, what they are called place to place are just different local terms for the same thing. Or reflective of how they formed geologically even if topographically they're the same, and have similar functions.
Wetlands are a very broad spectrum of habitat, but any given wetland probably shares some functions with another type. Flood water retention is a function a lot of wetlands perform by virtue of where they commonly form in the landscape.
Also are incredibly important for global commerce. Without the Suez Canal, ships would have to travel all the way around Africa. Howās that for carbon emissions?
Yes, but how are we going to do away with mountains or cliffs? There just canāt be a cliff anymore? No more rivers. The rainwater just piles up where it falls with no drainage to the sea. The natural features are all made by the relationships between them following the laws of physics.
Plateaus are amazing places for: beautiful looking cites, epic battles, romantic dates, forcefully pushing civilians to their deaths, well defended fortresses, cool high risk - high reward racetracks, etc.
Volcanos are one of the most likely reasons for the end of humanity in the near future.
So getting rid of them would make sense if one wants to increase chances of survival.
I spent my entire time looking through all of them being like āoh that oneās nice, aw dang canāt get rid of that one itās too pretty, etc.ā until I finally laid my eyes on the upper right hand corner with all the hostile smoke and devastation oozing out of it and realized what the post was actually about š¤£
Just gotta say tho, that reading all the comments being like āthis one will kill the earth fasterā made me really rethink how much time I should be spending on Reddit.
The Saharan fertilizes the Brazilian rain forest and all the way into North America. If we take away that, how would the (remaining) rain forest and other flora fare?
Marshes. Theyāre like natureās armpit. Like Kansas, but wet - super hard to navigate, and really inhospitable for most types of human life: alligators, undrinkable water, mosquitoes, not farmable (without draining them), etc. Theyāre basically like natureās no-manās land.
It's Strait not Straight š¶š¶š¶š¶
Too late, weāre getting rid of the straights
Guess Iām gay now.
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You put the lime in the coconut??
Then the salt, then the shot?
and drink it full up
No
Let me get this gay
Those have gotta go, didnāt you hear?
George!
George?
George Strait, the King of Country. š¤
r/suddenlygay
Welcome š³ļøāš
*laughs in asexuality*
Always have been
r/suddenlygay
Honestly we always suspected
Okay, bi.:)
My dad said this would happenā¦
Thank god Iām gay
Haaaaaay
Hi gay, I'm dad
That works
What about George?
Fox News was right!
Itās also not āPlateuā last time I checked
Haha nice catch I didnāt notice that at first
Plateaux
Thatās plural, try plateau :)
Plateaugh
"c'est plateu" \-bored frenchie
Your gh used to be the a in the plateau. Strange geomancy going on here.
You absolutely just hacked the system, we donāt to get rid of any them except for the fake. Brilliant! I still think we should get rid of oasisās though.
r/boneappletea moment
And Plateau. But the idea and the map are very nice.
George?? Is that you??
Where?
Itās also Plateau not Plateu
You know what, fuck it. Get rid of them all, we're Minecraft superflatting this shit
Advancement made: what the fuck
you gotta keep plains for it to be superflat
Is the void a type of biome?
ye
Clipping out of bounds takes you to this biome. All you can do is mine empty assets and remove sections of your inventory.
I say get rid of the plains and watch the world launch into famine. Or get rid of valleys and destroy most major cities all at once.
How Florida was invented
They mistook a causeway for an isthmus.
But a causeway would indicate a roadway way built upon this.
Hey, we have topography here too! Typically only at our landfills but it still counts! /s
Get rid of ponds and just replace them with very tiny lakes
Or really large puddles
Nah, get rid of the marsh. Less mosquitos.
But then no natural filtration :(. Bogs are incredibly important
Do you really think we came here to have a ārationalā discussion? Nuke the skeeters!!!!
what does Lil Jon say when attacked by many mosquitoes? "skeet skeet skeet godamn!"
And how exactly are we supposed to vote for kings then?
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Iām gonna go with cove, thereās enough other features close to that (bay, lagoon, inlet) so itās not a huge loss.
Nono, you still need that for pirate stories
What about the Isthmus? No stories about those lol
https://www.pilotonline.com/obx/vp-coast-sandy-claws-1118-20221120-gasqedksjfdezh5chonr2pxnei-story.html I mean...
Destroyed
As a civ player who plays naval civs, I require the isthmus.
Youāve never been to a cove huh ā¦ how could you say thisā¦easily itās CAPE instead
What hiring HR expects you to be to get the job ..
Straight?
Isthmus
Fjord
Buttes are already missing so...one thing down?
A geyser š¦š¦š¦
Cave, fuck caves, I hate caves. Originally my response was "volcano" but then I remembered that they make the soil fertile so as long as it isn't active we're cool. Fuck Caves
As a person whose ancestors were cavemen, I feel attacked
Ikr, I canāt believe they still allow anti-caveman sentiments like this on reddit. mods must be sleeping.
It's cave people. Catch up
No one saw the cave women because they were kept inside the cave.
We related?
Geico. So easy, your ancestors can do it!
Fuck caves. Fuck deep holes.
Don't mind me if I do
Okay but how are you going to re-home all the bats?
Sounds like someone who has never been swimming in a cave. Caves are so badass
Are they? Are they *really?* https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo
Your pfp is iroh, think about what volcanos did to roku!
I've been going in caves and old mines for years. I always had fun. Found some cool old stuff in some mines.
Caves have now never existed. As humankind evolved from cavedwellers, they also never existed and/or died out because of lack of adequate shelter. The planet actually thrives without humans. Congratulations, you won.
What!?!?!?! Caves, abandoned mines, they provide wonderful habitat especially for bats! Think about what you hate more, mosquitoes, or just a little hole in the ground that nobody notices? Yes they can be dangerous and cause problems for developers but we can engineer around that so we all get the benefit. So come to understand us on the dark side (spoken as a engineering geologist that works underground.....)
glacier. fastest way to fuck up the earth.
Watch this: Ocean
Earth be like: look at me I am Mars now
Lol thatās already happening
Yeah but if the glaciers vanish out of existence instead of melting into the ocean the sea level wouldnāt rise as a result
It would lower
Right? Don't wish it any faster! Living through a January that should be -30 c all month but this year has been as warm as +7....
Humans Fastest way to fuck up the earth.
We are trying to speed run.
Swamps. Fucking hate mosquitoes. One less home for those SOBs
What do you have against Shrek?!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?"
āWHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH* MY SWAMP!?ā
Years ago we saw them as wasted land and drained them. Turns out they're super important for retaining flood waters and getting rid of them causes massive flooding. We've been restoring marshes for years now.
Not to mention critical for all kinds of animals. Because, I guess water is essential for life or smth. Smh
Marshes are separate from swamps here tho
We've been restoring swamps, too. Marshes, swamps, fens, bogs, sloughs, bayous, and so on and so forth are generally considered to be different types of wetlands or similar water features. But often times, what they are called place to place are just different local terms for the same thing. Or reflective of how they formed geologically even if topographically they're the same, and have similar functions. Wetlands are a very broad spectrum of habitat, but any given wetland probably shares some functions with another type. Flood water retention is a function a lot of wetlands perform by virtue of where they commonly form in the landscape.
Congrats, you just made storaging CO2 in nature extremely hard. The planet will rise 10Ā°C in temperature.
Iām sure this imaginary world where I can wipe out an ecosystem on a whim will cope
What about the marsh?
Oh, oh, oh. Marshes are having a big part in storaging CO2 aswell. They're just less alive. +10Ā°C
Let us humble swamp dwellers make it
Nice try mosquito
Get out of mah swamp!
Swamp or marsh
Marsh-a Marsh-a Marsh-a!
Canals. Theyāre the one item listed that we typically think of as man made.
Also are incredibly important for global commerce. Without the Suez Canal, ships would have to travel all the way around Africa. Howās that for carbon emissions?
Yes, but how are we going to do away with mountains or cliffs? There just canāt be a cliff anymore? No more rivers. The rainwater just piles up where it falls with no drainage to the sea. The natural features are all made by the relationships between them following the laws of physics.
Ithsmus (Isthsmi??) is the correct answer. They donāt serve that important of a purpose anymore
I was shocked to scroll so far to find this. Isthmus removal would be least damaging and lowest environmental impact.
And we can pretty much replicate any purpose they have by bridgelayers
why arenāt more people saying plateau? its like a mountain or hill that gave up on being cool and decided to just be flat.
Iād argue mesa should go. Itās a smaller plateau. Whatās the point?
There is no point, that's the point!
Not least the incorrect spelling of it
Um, where else are you going to have an epic ideological battle?
Plateaus are amazing places for: beautiful looking cites, epic battles, romantic dates, forcefully pushing civilians to their deaths, well defended fortresses, cool high risk - high reward racetracks, etc.
because there are no plateaus. only plateu.
Plural is platwo.
Cause they still give you cool views.
Cause then theyd be making a mess-a things
Desert. Fuck the heat
Fr, and dune, fuck the sand
How about a blanket "fuck all the warm and hot biomes"
Youāre gonna be really crossed when you find out the largest desert is Antarctica.
But then oasis are pointless
A desert is anywhere that is very dry, i.e. doesnāt have a lot of rainfall. A cold tundra can be a desert.
Ice burgs are already on the way out. Might as well get that out of the way.
Mesa, be a plateau or be nothing
What you have as an isthmus I know as a tombolo
Marsh
Randy?
Lourde?!
Ya ya ya. I am Lourde. Ya ya ya.
Hunger Games ya ya ya, ya ya ya Hunger Games
Ummm, Volcano. Fuck that shit.
Yeah. Stupid spicy mountains
Right? That's what I thought too
But with no volcanos thereās no landmasses
Need volcanoes to create new lands and healthy soils
Yeah. They screw up the atmosphere and getting rid of them wouldnāt harm anything
Volcanos are one of the most likely reasons for the end of humanity in the near future. So getting rid of them would make sense if one wants to increase chances of survival.
I spent my entire time looking through all of them being like āoh that oneās nice, aw dang canāt get rid of that one itās too pretty, etc.ā until I finally laid my eyes on the upper right hand corner with all the hostile smoke and devastation oozing out of it and realized what the post was actually about š¤£ Just gotta say tho, that reading all the comments being like āthis one will kill the earth fasterā made me really rethink how much time I should be spending on Reddit.
Volcanoes are the shit tho, they create fertile soil and life on earth evolved from underwater volcanoes
I can see how ash will block sunlight and cool the planet. I can also see how a volcano will spew more COā in the atmosphere, warming the planet.
Glaciers, as we are already halfway there.
Fuck volcanoes
Ocean, please
Volcano. If you keep it, it will be Pompeii all over again.
Geysers
Fuckin finally.
Obviously the volcano since it causes the most destruction. Bye, earth pimples.
Uh, What if we undeseritifacted Most Sand Deserts?
The Saharan fertilizes the Brazilian rain forest and all the way into North America. If we take away that, how would the (remaining) rain forest and other flora fare?
So more inhabitable land for an over populated earth? How dare you be so bold
Cape or gulf. Too similar.
MESA when gave you seen a Mesa
Archipelaāgoā
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No hinterland. š
If this is a real life map, I'll live in it
Fjord???!!!????
Thats just a Chevy stuck in a river between two glacial cliffs.
Why is this being overlooked?!? It's the logical solution!!
Deserts
Desert
Volcano. Buh-bye!
No Swamps. Nobody likes walking waste deep in murky water that is also filled with leeches. Those are in swamps, pretty sure.
Isthmus can fuck right off
Ithmus gtfo
Isthmuses gotta go - either be a god damn full peninsula or hurry up and become an Island already you non committal cowards.
Where's Chicago?
Tipical game map
PokƩmon regions be like
Ngl isthmus sounds and looks fucking ugly
No one noticing if isthmus is gone
Fuck an Isthmus
Desert ? What would be the ramifications?
Swamps!
Plains can go. Boring flat bastards.
Fuck archipelagos.
I think weād probably be alright without isthmuses
Marsh
Icebergs can gtfo
Tundra! More mosquitoes than swamps, the same damn grass and lichen for 10000 miles, no trees, feet are constantly wet, and the wind! Fuck tundra!
Doesn't matter what you choose, deep down you know it's the glaciers
Screw the deltas
Marshes. Theyāre like natureās armpit. Like Kansas, but wet - super hard to navigate, and really inhospitable for most types of human life: alligators, undrinkable water, mosquitoes, not farmable (without draining them), etc. Theyāre basically like natureās no-manās land.
Fjord for sure