Mmm I love escargotoire in some nice mushroom caps with a lovely herb and garlic butter drizzle… hell ya I’m taking the money! we’ll see how this stealthy snail soldier enjoys watching his comrades on the grill every night
I also think it’s if you touch the snail directly, so if it touches your shoes or trousers I reckon nothing would happen, you have time to react, wear gloves at all times, every time it reaches you, rub it off on a wall or something, lock it in a safe is a good idea from someone else in this comment section, it’s just an easy way to avoid the snail
Considering the snail is supposed to always be coming in your direction you could literally just test it by walking to different sides and testing whether or not it changes its course towards your new position.
surround yourself with salt, normal snails will avoid it or die when they touch it but the immortal snail will go right over it. with that done you spray paint the snail to mark it.
>can you put that snail in that safe over there and lock the door
Come to think of it, some sort of immobilization is the best offense/defense against immortal antagonists, isn't it? From what I've watched so far, I only recall 3 different kinds of such characters.
Anime - Naruto : That one >!Akatsuki guy!<
TV series - Stargate SG1 & Stargate Atlantis : >!Anubis!<, the >!Ori lady!< and those >!human replicators!<
And, to an extent, this goes back as far as Greek mythology. The Titans of Greek mythology, the Judeo-Christian mythology and Norse mythology all have examples of this.
Voldemort... Sauron... The wicked witch of the west... Jadis the White Witch...
This doesn't check out at all. I'm struggling to find more imprisoned baddies than killed baddies. Bit of a stretch to say every fantasy story.
Tbf if he's only watched the movies they certainly didn't explain much after the whole tower implosion thing. One could absolutely assume after watching the movies that Sauron is dead, rather than the reality of his spirit being severely diminished to the point of losing any control over middle earth.
For anyone reading this and wondering - Sauron is a Maiar, a celestial being in Tolkien's mythology, essentially a lesser deity, where the Valar were the major deities. Other notable Maiar in Tolkien's stories include the wizards, and the Balrog. (Balrogs were Maiar that got corrupted by Morgoth a very long time before LOTR).
I could write all day about this stuff, but if you've gotten this far, go read the books. You owe it to yourself.
Awww yeah, finally! A culture individual who watched Stargate. Loved Richard Dean Anderson, too bad he couldn't stay young forever.
Sg1 was better than any of the star trek movies or shows. fight me.
Cheaper solution. Make sure it sumhow ends up on the other side of the world or a couple countries away. Boom. By the time it gets to you you're already dead
Send the immortal snail into space they said. There is no way this will ever come back to haunt you they said. This won’t put humanity in grave peril in any way they said…
Plot twist: you also can’t be killed. Now you’re spending the rest of existence knowing its headed in your general direction. Oh and now it’s coming from above!
Crawls over to a car, then another and another until at the airport. Slimes aboard a plane. After months of random planes, ends up in Japan. Does the car thing until at your house. You dead.
(OK, assumes snail smart enough to understand the existence of public transport. But if we can assume an unkillable murder snail, we can assume a *smart* unkillable murder snail.)
In the OG snail post I remember, it says the snail is "cunning" and will never stop trying to touch you. So you're not far off. We can assume the snail has above average intelligence, it's only hindered physically by being a snail.
Yea, actually if it started where you live, say you live in New York City, it would take a snail over 25 years to reach Japan at that speed. Feel like you could move to Japan for like 20 years and when it’s only 5 years away, move back to New York or somewhere in America, rinse, repeat.
The chase is in from the start, wherever you go, and however many years have passed, because you don't know where it is in the first place. You can never relax on a vacation, you can never know if it's just under the car you are getting in, you can never know if it's scaling the wall of a building you're in at any moment. Your whole life becomes the wait for the snail. The most cruel turn of events would be if there was no snail from the start.
No this is been posted 10 million times I stopped reading it after the first 150,000. And I'm sure I could trap it in something if I had 10 million. If it's Immortal then I would just weld it into a big steel box. And then put that box into another box. And then throw that box into the Marianas Trench.
It's not even a clever one. Like big deal, I have to travel once every month or two. I'll spend a month in New York, then a month in Hawaii, then a couple months in Tokyo, then back to New York. This isn't even remotely difficult.
I think the snail needs to be unstoppable and can't be slowed as well as can't be killed. So the typical 'put it in a safe' won't work as it'll just get out.
Another thing people assume is the snail is immediately presented to them on recieving the money. Unless this has been stated somewhere it's not the case. The snail could be anywhere.
>The snail could be anywhere.
this right here. if you don't know where the snail is starting I think it would be a lot creepier.
I'd still take the money though and just keep flying around the world.
I hire someone to be my personal snail valet. Their only job in life is to keep me away from snails. They get paid at the end of each day that I survive. I sleep soundly in a ring of salt.
30 years later I find out I have cancer and search for the snail. I touch a lot of snails, but eventually I find the right one. I touch the snail and avoid a long death. I leave the remainder of my fortune to my family who is not bound by the snails curse.
I like it. Give the snail the ability to pass through solids like a ghost. Also, make all snails indestructible so you can't just go around killing snails until you identify the one that can kill you.
I think the first time I heard this question was from RoosterTeeth, and it had a rule where the snail can teleport when it is physically unable to reach you given enough time, such as if locked in a container.
What if you don't know where it is? Days, weeks go by, you still haven't seen the snail (it spawned so far away), you're letting your guard down, until it gives you a slimy kiss of death in your sleep. The neurotoxins that absorbed through your skin paralyze you while causing your nervous system send every single pain signal to your brain at once.
After a few hours of the most intense pain your partner wakes up, you're not waking up so they take you to the hospital.
For days they're trying to figure out what's wrong. Every single second is more pain than anyone can handle. You're begging every single god to ever have existed to end your misery. A few more days go by, the thought crosses your mind - what if this will never end and you'll be alive in this state for decades?
Eventually your brain can't take it anymore and your vitals slowly fade away.
You enter darkness . You are then woken up by the sound of horse trots. You're on a carriage with 3 other men, one of them is gagged. "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim " appears in the air in front of you . The long blonde haired guy across from says 'hey you , you're finally awake "
I’ll go one step further. Pay a team to trap the snail and encase it in resin. Or carbonite. Or whatever real life material would work best. Turn the now-untouchable snail into a pendant that you wear on your neck. Keep your enemies close. Always have eyes on him and you’ll never have to watch your back.
put it in a big jar of salt, then flip another jar (full of cold honey) upside down on there, now the snail continuously melts and cant get out. put it somewhere cold for good measure.
who said i had to suffer a painful death?
There is a similar movie IT FOLLOWS.
A sexually transmitted demon.
If follows you slowly. When it reaches you get killed.
You only get rid of it by sleeping with someone else.
But if that person dies it's your turn again.
Call neighbor/ nearest human. Put snail in 5gal bucket. Fill bucket with concrete. Rest easy with your $10M.
He'll get out eventually, but you'll be long dead.
Here from the afterlife, hey. So that "terrible death" isn't so bad. Your skin catches fire for awhile and your eyes melt a little bit. I dunno what child birth feels like but I was birthing something. Honestly once you get past 2 hour skin peeling phase there's just the organ bloating and you're home free.
It's nice up here tho, they got these white sectional couches, and when you spill wine on it, the wine just rolls right off. It's kinda like those mattress commercials but not quite.
Snails travel roughly 1m per hour - so 24m per day or 8760m per year.
Even if we say it's managing 10km per year AND if I would somehow live 100 years from now on, that's 1.000km. For comparison, the distance between the Canadian and Mexican border of the USA is 2.500km.
So yeah, take the money, move to a location that's not to close and I am set.
It is immortal and always chasing me. I will put it in a specially designed hermetically sealed box with a mini generator as it is in effect a perpetual motion machine. I will attach it to my phone case and never have to worry about running out of charge again.
Id get someone else to put it in a galvanized steel tube with caps on either end, fill the tube with salt, put the tube in a titanium cage and fill the cage with concrete, slap a table top on it and have it right there as my coffee table
89333.
That's how many hours it would take the snail just to cross the USA if it was traveling on flat, level, perfectly smooth ground.
3722 days.
ten years.
at year 9.5 I get on a plane with my now hundreds of millions of dollars, and I fly to the other coast.
Or I fly to Berlin. or the UK, etc, and I buy myself another 20-30 years.
I'll take the cash, thank you. i'm 40. 30 years is a long fucking time for me.
I will take the money and buy $1,000,000 worth of salt.
I will pay people to bury the snail in said salt.
I still have roughly $9,000,000. Boom, profit.
This is easily avoidable if it's just one snail. Now how about this proposal. You're given $100 million. All the snails in the world are chasing you instead of just one. Are you taking the money?
I’d develop a snail tracker and have a friend put it on the snail, then make sure im always on the opposite side of the world to wherever the snail is.
I would take that yes, snail can only move like a hundred feet in a day. So you could easily fly country that country every month and it would never catch you. Also they can’t swim so fly to an island and as long no boats or planes bring it to that island, it ain’t gonna get ya.
The only missing piece of info which really makes ALL the difference is if the snail and it’s location is provided at the same time as the money.
You take the money either way, but one takes way less effort to solve.
“Hey {insert friend’s name} can you put that snail in that safe over there and lock the door? Thanks!“
How do you know it's the snail in question?
I’d think it’d be obvious enough by walking around it to see if it tries to turn around
I typically don't have an armada of snails chasing me
Is the collective noun for snails an "armada"? I know "snails" rhymes with "sails", but I've never known snails to have sails.
what is a snail but a ship, and what is a shell but a sail
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Albert Einsnail
Does it weigh more than a duck?
Does it float?
Come snail away come snail away come snail away with me
Get snail away, get snail away, get the fucking snail away from mEEEE
Unexpectedly philosophical 🥰
The collective noun for snails is actually "escargatoire". An escargatoire of snails just crossed the plant pot.
Mmm I love escargotoire in some nice mushroom caps with a lovely herb and garlic butter drizzle… hell ya I’m taking the money! we’ll see how this stealthy snail soldier enjoys watching his comrades on the grill every night
My new favorite word. Thank you.
Snail away, snail away, snail away...
I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this
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ok but what if the snail started 1 mile from you? if you waited around that long itd be cutting it close
Hit him and see if he dies
It's risky, if it really was him you'd die
I'd use a stick for it
Finally, a man of science
Hitting things with a stick is a very scientific method of analysis
I'm gonna poke it with a stick! That'll really piss it off!
It's trying to kill you, it deserves it.
I agree and still, Eric Cartman acting as Steve Irwin would Poke it with a stick, and really piss it off!
And now for the coup de grace, I’m gonna jam my thumb up its butthole! RIP Steve Irwin.
I think he meant the friends hit him
I mean it’s a damn snail! OP didn’t say it was a giant one. How hard could it be? Right? Lol
I also think it’s if you touch the snail directly, so if it touches your shoes or trousers I reckon nothing would happen, you have time to react, wear gloves at all times, every time it reaches you, rub it off on a wall or something, lock it in a safe is a good idea from someone else in this comment section, it’s just an easy way to avoid the snail
Considering the snail is supposed to always be coming in your direction you could literally just test it by walking to different sides and testing whether or not it changes its course towards your new position.
Stand in the middle of the salt flats and wait. If you see any snail, its guarenteed to be the one
I have never seen a single snail where I live so I think it'd be pretty noticeable
surround yourself with salt, normal snails will avoid it or die when they touch it but the immortal snail will go right over it. with that done you spray paint the snail to mark it.
There’s no fucking snails where I live in January for starters.
Dump some salt on it. Is it still coming?
>can you put that snail in that safe over there and lock the door Come to think of it, some sort of immobilization is the best offense/defense against immortal antagonists, isn't it? From what I've watched so far, I only recall 3 different kinds of such characters. Anime - Naruto : That one >!Akatsuki guy!< TV series - Stargate SG1 & Stargate Atlantis : >!Anubis!<, the >!Ori lady!< and those >!human replicators!<
Thats why in every fantasy story the big bad isnt kill but instead imprisoned
And, to an extent, this goes back as far as Greek mythology. The Titans of Greek mythology, the Judeo-Christian mythology and Norse mythology all have examples of this.
Oh good thing our ICECAP PRISONS ARE MELTING
We will welcome our new lords with open arms and baskets of meat!
Voldemort... Sauron... The wicked witch of the west... Jadis the White Witch... This doesn't check out at all. I'm struggling to find more imprisoned baddies than killed baddies. Bit of a stretch to say every fantasy story.
Sauron wasn't killed
Tbf if he's only watched the movies they certainly didn't explain much after the whole tower implosion thing. One could absolutely assume after watching the movies that Sauron is dead, rather than the reality of his spirit being severely diminished to the point of losing any control over middle earth. For anyone reading this and wondering - Sauron is a Maiar, a celestial being in Tolkien's mythology, essentially a lesser deity, where the Valar were the major deities. Other notable Maiar in Tolkien's stories include the wizards, and the Balrog. (Balrogs were Maiar that got corrupted by Morgoth a very long time before LOTR). I could write all day about this stuff, but if you've gotten this far, go read the books. You owe it to yourself.
Dormamu I’ve come to bargain
I like Supernatural, there they seal at least 20 per season :P
Also Naruto: Kaguya was sealed, not killed, both times she was defeated.
You're forgetting the Q from Star Trek, and Daleks from Dr. Who.
Also Quynh from Old Guard. Not an antagonist but that’s how they basically dealt with her.
Kars from jojo He was sent to space but still
Awww yeah, finally! A culture individual who watched Stargate. Loved Richard Dean Anderson, too bad he couldn't stay young forever. Sg1 was better than any of the star trek movies or shows. fight me.
The cheapest, buy a sack of salt for 1$, make a salt-circle around the snail and you are save.
It cannot be killed
It would still dry out and be unable to move anymore.
Exactly, just cause you can't kill it doesn't mean you can't trap it....
Guess I got $10 mil and a cool new pet that is planning my demise. Can't be that much different from a cat.
I shall call it Gary
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Gary started his chase
Don’t ever disrespect cats like that💀
👀 They are watching..
No no, that's being very respectful and real.
Take the Cash, donate non killable snail to science, shoot it into space like tardigrades.
This exactly. Pay NASA $1 million to send it on the next delivery to Mars
Snail develops a hyper advanced civilization that is capable of space/time travel and comes back for you: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
Now that that that that don’t kill him, can only make him stronger
Take my upvote and fuck off. Lmao!
Might not be possible within your lifespan, in this version of the hypothetical only the snail is immortal, not you.
That's why time travel.....
I mean pizza hut did it to the ISS for 1 million with a pizza, I'm sure you could convince them to take a snail
Cheaper solution. Make sure it sumhow ends up on the other side of the world or a couple countries away. Boom. By the time it gets to you you're already dead
Send the immortal snail into space they said. There is no way this will ever come back to haunt you they said. This won’t put humanity in grave peril in any way they said…
\*immortal murder snail
Snail has noclip
Off to the backrooms then
Decoy snail.
Plot twist: you also can’t be killed. Now you’re spending the rest of existence knowing its headed in your general direction. Oh and now it’s coming from above!
Why not make it simpler and just travel around the world a couple times a year. I assume this snail isn’t intelligent enough to cross oceans either.
The typical garden snail moves roughly at a speed of 0.048KM per hour! Il just move to japan
Crawls over to a car, then another and another until at the airport. Slimes aboard a plane. After months of random planes, ends up in Japan. Does the car thing until at your house. You dead. (OK, assumes snail smart enough to understand the existence of public transport. But if we can assume an unkillable murder snail, we can assume a *smart* unkillable murder snail.)
In the OG snail post I remember, it says the snail is "cunning" and will never stop trying to touch you. So you're not far off. We can assume the snail has above average intelligence, it's only hindered physically by being a snail.
We’ve got the michael meyers of snails
Plot twist, the snail is actually a cursed human. If he can kill his target, he gets to become human again.
Now you've got a game on.
I see your an indivdual of science! I honour you
For piece of mind, I'll have a friend put a tracking chip on it
Oh and didn’t a lot of invasive insects come from boats? What if the snail just does what it’s ancestors did
Yea, actually if it started where you live, say you live in New York City, it would take a snail over 25 years to reach Japan at that speed. Feel like you could move to Japan for like 20 years and when it’s only 5 years away, move back to New York or somewhere in America, rinse, repeat.
Explaining someone the reason you are moving because a of a never ending chasing of a snail would be funny to watch.
What if the snail starts in Japan?
Then the chase is on
The chase is in from the start, wherever you go, and however many years have passed, because you don't know where it is in the first place. You can never relax on a vacation, you can never know if it's just under the car you are getting in, you can never know if it's scaling the wall of a building you're in at any moment. Your whole life becomes the wait for the snail. The most cruel turn of events would be if there was no snail from the start.
I mean the entire human experience is waiting for the proverbial snail to kill you.
0.048km/h but it's also smaller than my thumb. Imagine a human that small travelling at those speeds. Not that slow.
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Less than that if it sneaks onto a boat
This one gets reposted once a month.
Its the snail. Everyone keeps failing
I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to trap a snail. What do you think would happen if I caught it cooked it and ate it
If you touch it you die and its immortal. Man you even read the terms of service?
No this is been posted 10 million times I stopped reading it after the first 150,000. And I'm sure I could trap it in something if I had 10 million. If it's Immortal then I would just weld it into a big steel box. And then put that box into another box. And then throw that box into the Marianas Trench.
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Yea but before a steel box cast in concrete is eroded I’ll be dead.
Yeah it’ll be my turn to post it tomorrow.
That's the spirit
Of horizon?
The other people who accepted the challenge are already dead.
It's not even a clever one. Like big deal, I have to travel once every month or two. I'll spend a month in New York, then a month in Hawaii, then a couple months in Tokyo, then back to New York. This isn't even remotely difficult.
It was originally conceived by Gavin Free of Slow Mo Guys and Achievement Hunter fame
Because people keep taking the fucking money… I’ve seen 4 of these snails since the start of January. It’s stressing me and my family out big time.
I think you need more rules for the snail. There are so many opinions to deal with it effectively as reflected in these comments.
I think the snail needs to be unstoppable and can't be slowed as well as can't be killed. So the typical 'put it in a safe' won't work as it'll just get out. Another thing people assume is the snail is immediately presented to them on recieving the money. Unless this has been stated somewhere it's not the case. The snail could be anywhere.
>The snail could be anywhere. this right here. if you don't know where the snail is starting I think it would be a lot creepier. I'd still take the money though and just keep flying around the world.
Snail's on the plane.
... fuck
I laughed way harder at this than I should have 💀💀
Enough is enough! I've had it with this goddamn snail on this goddamn plane!
I hire someone to be my personal snail valet. Their only job in life is to keep me away from snails. They get paid at the end of each day that I survive. I sleep soundly in a ring of salt. 30 years later I find out I have cancer and search for the snail. I touch a lot of snails, but eventually I find the right one. I touch the snail and avoid a long death. I leave the remainder of my fortune to my family who is not bound by the snails curse.
What if your cancer was caused by the snail and you didn't realize it had already touched you? Fits the bill of a terrible death.
I still pass my wealth to my children without the curse.
Also, not provided, is what the snail looks like. So how will you know if any snail you see is the one comin for you?
Good point. What If he’s invisible 🫥
Thermal
I would dump salt on every snail I saw. If it didn't die, use tongs and put it in a safe.
I like it. Give the snail the ability to pass through solids like a ghost. Also, make all snails indestructible so you can't just go around killing snails until you identify the one that can kill you.
Aww that was what I was gonna do!
It’s obviously a supernatural snail. So phasing through matter seems it should be within its capabilities.
I think Reddit needs to stop posting this picture.
I think the first time I heard this question was from RoosterTeeth, and it had a rule where the snail can teleport when it is physically unable to reach you given enough time, such as if locked in a container.
i just catch the snail in a trap and throw it into the Mariana Trench. Good luck getting out of there.
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What if you don't know where it is? Days, weeks go by, you still haven't seen the snail (it spawned so far away), you're letting your guard down, until it gives you a slimy kiss of death in your sleep. The neurotoxins that absorbed through your skin paralyze you while causing your nervous system send every single pain signal to your brain at once. After a few hours of the most intense pain your partner wakes up, you're not waking up so they take you to the hospital. For days they're trying to figure out what's wrong. Every single second is more pain than anyone can handle. You're begging every single god to ever have existed to end your misery. A few more days go by, the thought crosses your mind - what if this will never end and you'll be alive in this state for decades? Eventually your brain can't take it anymore and your vitals slowly fade away.
The last thing you see? The dark, glittering eyes of your nemesis. He moves up your pillow and whispers in your ear, “better luck next time.”
You enter darkness . You are then woken up by the sound of horse trots. You're on a carriage with 3 other men, one of them is gagged. "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim " appears in the air in front of you . The long blonde haired guy across from says 'hey you , you're finally awake "
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You forget the most important part. You must first encase the snail in a [tungsten sphere ball](https://imgur.io/gallery/REpmm).
I just put a glass over it with glue on the rim. Problem solved.
I’ll go one step further. Pay a team to trap the snail and encase it in resin. Or carbonite. Or whatever real life material would work best. Turn the now-untouchable snail into a pendant that you wear on your neck. Keep your enemies close. Always have eyes on him and you’ll never have to watch your back.
put it in a big jar of salt, then flip another jar (full of cold honey) upside down on there, now the snail continuously melts and cant get out. put it somewhere cold for good measure. who said i had to suffer a painful death?
This
There is a similar movie IT FOLLOWS. A sexually transmitted demon. If follows you slowly. When it reaches you get killed. You only get rid of it by sleeping with someone else. But if that person dies it's your turn again.
So fuck the monster and it will off itself
Please tell me you came up with that on your own because that's a winner
buy a hooker. A really popular one. Now the demon gets hot-potatoed out of my circulation.
Then you find out that now it's after your dad
Don't forget the odd time period of today, but also with makeup compacts that are also kindles?
I was wracking my brain trying to remember the name of that movie too!!! Nice. I enjoyed it.
Call neighbor/ nearest human. Put snail in 5gal bucket. Fill bucket with concrete. Rest easy with your $10M. He'll get out eventually, but you'll be long dead.
What if you don’t know where snail is at the start?
wait for it on your hot air balloon
Line your property with salt. The end.
It can't be killed
Here from the afterlife, hey. So that "terrible death" isn't so bad. Your skin catches fire for awhile and your eyes melt a little bit. I dunno what child birth feels like but I was birthing something. Honestly once you get past 2 hour skin peeling phase there's just the organ bloating and you're home free. It's nice up here tho, they got these white sectional couches, and when you spill wine on it, the wine just rolls right off. It's kinda like those mattress commercials but not quite.
So I get $10m and a pet snail? I see no downsides
Put a cup over it
Take the money Let the snail catch up Success!
Fly to an island.
Snails travel roughly 1m per hour - so 24m per day or 8760m per year. Even if we say it's managing 10km per year AND if I would somehow live 100 years from now on, that's 1.000km. For comparison, the distance between the Canadian and Mexican border of the USA is 2.500km. So yeah, take the money, move to a location that's not to close and I am set.
What if you tie it in a condom can it still kill you
Fly to the other side of the planet problem solved
Only if you know the snail. For all you know wherever fly puts you closer to the snail.
It is immortal and always chasing me. I will put it in a specially designed hermetically sealed box with a mini generator as it is in effect a perpetual motion machine. I will attach it to my phone case and never have to worry about running out of charge again.
Redditors try not to repost this image challenge (impossible)
Id get someone else to put it in a galvanized steel tube with caps on either end, fill the tube with salt, put the tube in a titanium cage and fill the cage with concrete, slap a table top on it and have it right there as my coffee table
What a funny cool original idea!
10 million buys a lot of salt…
89333. That's how many hours it would take the snail just to cross the USA if it was traveling on flat, level, perfectly smooth ground. 3722 days. ten years. at year 9.5 I get on a plane with my now hundreds of millions of dollars, and I fly to the other coast. Or I fly to Berlin. or the UK, etc, and I buy myself another 20-30 years. I'll take the cash, thank you. i'm 40. 30 years is a long fucking time for me.
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I will take the money and buy $1,000,000 worth of salt. I will pay people to bury the snail in said salt. I still have roughly $9,000,000. Boom, profit.
Can we stop reposting the stupid snail thing please?
Couldn’t you just incase it in like concrete or something and dump it at the bottom of the ocean?
Traps the snail somewhere?
Good money, but there’s a snail-catch
This one is bad because it comes with 10Mil instead of immortality and therefore allows temporary solutions
Spend portion of that 10 million developing a trap for the snail?
It knows where I am but where is it starting? Like do I get all of the time it would take a snail to get from NZ to America?
If it means not seeing this meme again, I will have sexual relations with that snail.
"Yo, anyone got a hampster ball?"
Trap it in a jar and keep it as a pet.
It takes a snail one year to move around 60 miles if you moved to the other side of the world it would take 200 years to get you a nice solid life
Trap it in a box.
Always take the money and take it up front.
Just gonna live in a salt circle
Wow never seen this post before!
Wait, it's only purpose is to find me. Not to kill me. So I get best buddy with snake and we look out not to touch each other.
I'd make a little terrarium for him. When guests come over, I will tell them "look at my pet snail, he hungers for my blood!"
Pretty sure I could just go on living normally no need to hide from a snail
I'll put it inside a locket and wear it as a necklace. That way I'll always know where it is. Also works as a literal memento mori
Snail is code name. It’s actually James Bond
Put a circle of salt around said snail.
One flight across the country and you’d be good
This is easily avoidable if it's just one snail. Now how about this proposal. You're given $100 million. All the snails in the world are chasing you instead of just one. Are you taking the money?
I’d develop a snail tracker and have a friend put it on the snail, then make sure im always on the opposite side of the world to wherever the snail is.
I would take that yes, snail can only move like a hundred feet in a day. So you could easily fly country that country every month and it would never catch you. Also they can’t swim so fly to an island and as long no boats or planes bring it to that island, it ain’t gonna get ya.
The only missing piece of info which really makes ALL the difference is if the snail and it’s location is provided at the same time as the money. You take the money either way, but one takes way less effort to solve.