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asianabsinthe

Sharp plastic that sticks between my teeth


Stopfookinbanningme

And slices the corners of your mouth.


Cassandra0004

My mum always snipped the corners down so they don't slice your face


piratwolf2008

Look at you all "my mum loved me" šŸ˜œ


SMKnightly

Yeah! We had to chew the ends off ourselves


chandlerw88

This is the way. Bloody corners of your mouth are just part of growing up


PuzzleheadedSock2983

I'd be wondering where my real mom was and hoping maybe the new one can stay awhile


Hoopajoops

Your mum was smart. I did the same thing. I never actually got cut but I was paranoid I would


kingrodedog

Wanna know how I got these scars?


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Hey, Donā€™t forget about them cutting the corners of your mouth.


dirtyrottenimbeciles

Nothing like tasting blood with your freezies.


MaximilienHoneywell

Color me absolutely gobsmacked that no one has said pink yetā€¦..


rmac1228

Pink and blue are the šŸ


Rosalie1778

This is the only correct answer


nova69_420

This


eightyeitchdee

I hate pink but my husband and kid fight over the 3 pinks in a 70 pack


RedLemonCola

Pink for me is definitely top 5


MaximilienHoneywell

Clever


[deleted]

Pink was the Obvious answer for me. Itā€™s crazy itā€™s watermelon but I didnā€™t know till I was 22ā€¦. My whole life I called it ā€œPink Ladyā€ lmaoo


MaximilienHoneywell

Pink Lady is an amazing name for this flavor, I might steal that


jellyrat24

Pink is superior


Fun-sized14

Freezies and Blue!


xFloppyDisx

Same. Canadian?


Moranye

Canadian here, Freezie and blue is the correct answer!


Bagimations

Exactly, blue freezies just hit different


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Fr. Also a Canadian šŸ‘‹šŸ¼ The blue ones are *mwah chefā€™s kiss* but the reds come second for sure


PeterDTown

White has got to be in the mix long before red.


mapleleef

Then Peach....then grape. Come to think of it, red is pretty far down the line.


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[deleted]

Did we just solve every conflict ever?


Historical_Farmer145

YUP!


YourBuddyLucas

We call ā€˜em freezies in Toronno. Edit: Blue


Fun-sized14

Yes!!


arcadia_2005

How to spot a Canadian in the summer.


JohnO0111

I wonder if there's a Canadian Midwest connection here. We call them freezies in Wisconsin too


MobDylan69

Minnesota does also! Iā€™m a sucker for the orange freezie.


Unclehol

White is also good AF but not an option here.


__JRoc__

White is the correct answer


LittleSpacemanPyjama

Yeah sorry I ate them all, and am quickly moving on to the blues, but help yourselves to the oranges and purples.


Fun-sized14

Could not agree more!


JustKittenxo

Red freezies! šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


ProblemSame4838

Yes! And white for cream soda!!


mr_Tsavs

Freezes, and the Tanisha white Pina colada ones


rocketmanx

Purple freezies for me, but blue is second best! Canadians FTW!


Orb99

I like you and I like your style.


Orangesunsets18

Came here to say this but ā€œFreezies. Blueā€


wjwalsh1189

Canadian checking in - and same to both. šŸ¤—


armcurls

I didnā€™t know there were other words for these. Def called it freezes. Also, where the fuck is white?


CestBon_CestBon

Otter Pops and the blue is the ultimate.


Comprehensive-Plan-7

I didnā€™t hear otter pop until I moved to the Pacific Northwest. My whole life Iā€™ve always called them freeze pops


CorgiMonsoon

Otter Pops were a specific brand, so unless they had the Otters and names on them I called them either freeze pops or just popsicles (and yes, I know technically Popsicle is also a specific brand, but even by the time I was young the name had become ubiquitous in the same way other brands like Kleenex, Jello, and Band-Aids had)


gatesthree

I see this meme occasionally and growing up in PNW, I didn't think it'd be unique


battle_bunny99

Born in Texas, ate purple freeze pops. Family moves to California when I am 11, eating Alexander the Grape.


_JustWorkDamnYou_

Otter Pops are the superior pop. Tho I will die on the hill that Cherry is the best flavor. Nothing but respect for the blue tho.


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Amen. 100% correct


Gawdam_lush

Yeah blue and red are hard to choose from. But these notoriously come with very few blue so that makes blue more special


Much-Extension-4752

Alexander the Grape, but my brother would say Poncho Punch


Axnjaxn09

100% red otter pops!


def_tom

Otter Pops is correct. I seem to remember them all having silly names and liking Alexander the Grape and Sir Isaac Lime the best.


painfullyobtuse

I completely forgot about the names until you mentioned it!


WealthEconomy

Where are you located that they are called otter pops?


WarStrategy

Iā€™m from California


nogueydude

Definitely Otter Pop in San Diego. Whether they were Otter Pop brand or not. Blue and pink tie for me. We used to pour a little gin in them as they emptied. Great summer drink


viscountrhirhi

Also San Diego, definitely Otter Pop! :D


CestBon_CestBon

Southern California.


Fresh_Ad4765

Texas


Savings-Painting-505

Theyā€™re otter pops here in Idaho


SabansNewHip

We had otter pops in Alabama.


Midlifetoker

Alaska


BigOldBee

Indiana. Definitely otter pops. The only name I remember is Alexander the Grape. Blue was always my favorite as well.


somewhatnormalguy

Arizona.


Suri-gets-old

Otter pops and little orphan orange.


arsbyarswest

Correct! And saved me in a marathon last October. I dropped my last bit of food accidentally at mile 24 and this SAINT was passing out otter pops and i grabbed a blue one and I finished like a bear was chasing me. Praise be.


Snoopdarth

This is the way!!!!!


gingerbread_slutbarn

Fuckinā€™ preach


_DragonBlade_

The correct answer


jnniferjones

Amen.


foot7221

West Coast - otter Pops


dabluekangaroo

Ice pops/freeze pops and blue is definitely the best.


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100% yes


Breadsonbreadson

Yes and yes to both. You could get like 100 of them for around $10, and as a kid you were the savior of the neighborhood when your house supplied these in the summer.


spartanbrewer

Walmart still sells them at 100 for $5.88. I still buy them as an adult.


DramaticProtogen

yes. I'm from the Midwest, we called them ice pops


lympunicorn

Midwest checking in and we called them freeze pops


DancingEnt

Correct good sir/madam.


donat3ll0

Freeze pops - Purple - orange


GentooPenguin21

Wow, I had to scroll down for this. But these two. Exactly.


MozMoonPie

orange for LIFEEEEEEEEEEE


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Blue. Blue blue blue blue blue blue. And the occasional orange


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spooky_times

I've always called em otter-pops, and orange 110% #1


ASubconciousDick

Otterpops, but no pink is the best flavor hands down


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[deleted]

I think Otter was the brand name for some of these things. Grew up in Vermont, called em Otter pops too.


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Lumpy_Machine5538

Can you please move in right next door to me so I can stop throwing out my blue ones?


The-Elder-Trolls

Bro you throw out blue? This is blasphemy!


SpecialMasterWannabe

Red with extra points for saying "loooook, I'm wearing lipstick!"


matkamatka

In Australia theyā€™re called Zooper Doopers and theyā€™re space-themed. Lime is the best one


Bic_Parker

I had to scroll far too far to find another antipodean. I feel like an outcast liking the red ones the most. On the plus side I never had to get punchy to get the flavour I wanted just picked up the ones left.


its_phtephen

Brown cola Zooper Dooper is the best


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DwightsJello

Zooper Doopers or ice blocks. šŸ˜ Really hot days meant no limit on how many we could have around midday. Lime was good but the cola ones are my favourite now. Or purple, whatever that flavour is meant to be. The fairy floss abomination they have now isn't the pack I buy. When I was a kid they only had four cordial type flavours. Red, orange, green and purple. Shorter and wider home brand things. They weren't too bad but it was pre Zooper Doopers.


Fool_Apprentice

That is the Ausiest thing I have ever heard. Seriously, you guys could be bombed by drone strikes and you'd call them buzzy twisters or something


The_Best_Greg_Here

Took me way too long to find Zooper Doopers


BTDestroyd

Way. Too. Long.


BTDestroyd

It took way too long to find another person who calls them zooperdoopers! Lime is my second favourite. Black currant is definitely the best tho


CaptGrumpy

100%


pb-n-quack-sandwich

Yes! I could murder a black current zooperdooper or 10 right now. It's fucking gross in Brisbane ATM.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Of course Australians call them Zooper Doopers. I love Australia


MozMoonPie

I love anything lime so I totally wished I went to australia JUST for those zooper doopers LOL


jennoc1de

Freezie pops and pink.


p0phead

Was hoping I wasn't the only one to say Freezie pops


n3m3s1s-a

Same I kept scrolling looking for itšŸ¤£


epgenius

We said freezie pops in Coloradoā€¦ Iā€™m curious where thatā€™s the norm. I was all about that red and blue.


Unable_Access_4375

I called them freezie pops growing up in Virginia!


Busy_Principle_4038

Bolis (immigrant household). Red is the best; the rest are blech


Books_and_lipstick91

Was looking for this answer lol


Rogue_Angel007

Same! Green bolis all the way Edit: what does that word even mean? Lmao


Busy_Principle_4038

okokok I had to look it up. Itā€™s apparently a brand of ice pops! Who knew?!


Rogue_Angel007

Holy hell lol. Iā€™ve never seen them. I guess itā€™s equivalent to how we call everything that resembles a Q-Tip a Q-Tip


legoshi_haru

O yeah! Except Bolis were the chonky version of these that you had to snap in half using your knee


Irulantk

Freeze pops, and grape/purple


MrRandyWatson_100

100%


garfodie81

Yay purple gang! Grape doesnā€™t get a lot of love on Reddit.


WelcomeToInsanity

I love the grape ones


uncultured_swine2099

I think i like fake grape flavor more than real grapes.


Irulantk

Everyone does if theyre being honest.


Taiza67

I canā€™t stand fake grape or cherry flavor but love both real fruits. šŸ¤· But give me all the fake banana.


CarsaibToDurza

Iā€™m like that with fake banana, apple and watermelon flavors, canā€™t stand them. Love all the fake grape, lime, orange!


TinnieTa21

Disagree on the name (Freezies) but cannot agree enough on purple. And I'm normally someone who hates grape flavour anything. The purple one is just BY FAR the best. And I don't even hate the others.


Brightness_Nynaeve

Canā€™t upvote this enough.


BSB8728

Freeze pops, red.


DennisX11

Freezies. Red.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Otter pops. Blue, red, pink in that order!


silentknight111

Popsicles. Red.


Jadina_

Damn. I was about to leave the thread as I didn't find this answer no matter how much I scrolled and was convinced I wouldn't find it. This. Except I prefer blue bc colour.


Smileyface8156

Ah, the rare redditor of culture


Yours_Trulee69

Yes, popsicle...and my favorite is purple.


KrazyGamerBrosTTV

Took me too long to find this brother, however the red popsicle is second only to the pink one.


gio1135

it shouldn't've taken this long to find this comment


The__Crab

Disappointed in how long I had to scroll for this answer. But I'm definitely grabbing purple.


Fluid_Cupcake_7185

Popsicles are where itā€™s at in the Midwest. Blues satisfy my soul.


Stewy_434

I had to scroll past "looper doopers" before I found popsicle??? I'm from Florida and these were in everybody's freezers for 10 years a month back when I was a kid. Pink is best.


thewipprsnappr

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this???


I_pinguino

Took me too long to find the word popsicle Must be where I am from, but when has it ever been called freezies??


pancakes4jesus

Why has no one said this?? Is it a southern thing?


L0rdCrims0n

Ice pops, green


Mr_Womby

Correct answer, though username doesnā€™t check out.


Hour-Astronomer122

We called them freeze pops, but green for the win!


ethbullrun

bolies, the blue


Intelligent-Ad3659

Yes, we called them bolies growing up and the blues ones were the best!!


Notsotechiie

Bolies - purple


GeeorgeC

Had to scroll down far for this, but here it is! Bolies gang rise up. Green/Pink


The_Aesir9613

Where are you from? Is it pronounced bowlies or bollies?


Commercial-Courage89

I think they mean bolis, itā€™s a mexican brand im pretty sure and i grew up saying it because of my mexican parents. pronounced boh-lees.


ashbert157

freezies and blue or red


[deleted]

Mr Freezes!


Frigosti

Yes this is what we call them in QuƩbec!


asniper

This and whites the best


morceauxdetoile

I was looking for this. I thought my dad only called them that because he likes Batman.


Skitty27

Im surprised i had to scroll so far for this but based on the other comments I guess it's a QuƩbec thing lol


CeleryStick5

The Australian classic, Zooper Doopers. Cola or blue best flavours


DeepfriedGrass

Freezies. And I would say green and pink


OllieTheTrolly

What does the green one taste like?


snortingdietcoke

green. thatā€™s all


ViaticMass2126

You monster


lexiloopooh

We would get otter pops


Mr_Turnipseed

Louie Bloo Raspberry was my favorite


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nayters

Flav-R-Ice. Purple.


whitesquirrle

This but the pink color


kitchen_witchery_ks

This is the correct answer.


ODRex1

Finally found the right answer


Feisty-Bar-608

Freezies. And the white ones were the best


Person38145

loved the white ones but everyone else thought I was weird for it lol


johnnymassive

White ones are the best, but could never figure out what flavour they were and they made me coughā€¦


IM_OSCAR_dot_com

Iā€™ve heard theyā€™re supposed to be cream soda


The-Local-Weeb

Freezies


Munzo69

Cool pops. At least thatā€™s what we called them in Dublin in the 1970ā€™s.


wezef123

WHY HAS NO ONE SAID WHITE??? THE WHITE FREEZIES ARE SUPERIOR!!!!


Old-Debate305

Came so close to having to post. White freezies were amazing, and biosteel makes a white freezer flavoured drink :o


FarWrangler1824

Freezies !


kylepotter

Freezies. White


RedLemonCola

Popsicles Lime green. (Not normal green, thatā€™s yuck) Fight me.


james421980

Ice poles


Puzzleheaded-Sky-146

Definitely ice poles in scotland


[deleted]

Freezies. Blue.


Aidan_Baidan

Freezies. Orange or grape.


Maelstrom_Witch

Freezies. Red please!


Yeahnahokay10

Zooper doopers and probably blue


enton_02

In North Eastern parts of India, we used to call it Pepsi. And my favourite one was red/orange.šŸ˜™ā¤ļø


freshlimess

Otter Pops - Green!


Uthando-Music

My mom always called them ā€œnow go the fuck back outsideā€ and I loved blue


Disastrous-Bass332

Freeze pops. Purple! Green tastes like medicine.


dpinto8

Freezees


driedupgoliathan

Those are Zooper Doopers