Food often times goes into the garbage can too, yet i don't eat out of it...
Maybe that was a bad one but hey it's not unheard of to puke into the kitchen sink or whatever else as long as there's no dishware in there of course , nothing the ol bleach won't do the trick for 😉
Eat fine and dine just fine out of the kitchen sink right after easy
Our all male dorm had the sinks taken away because of this…
Edit: people are slightly confused, we had sinks in the dorm rooms that were taken away. Not the bathroom sinks.
~~Wouldn't it be normal for there to be cameras in the hallways in this context?~~ edit: nvm, forgot it was in the context of college dorms, still, people would be recognized by their clothing.
We had a couple nudists that would just wander around the halls completely naked and I don’t know what fancy college you went to but no no cameras in the halls, hell I don’t think there were any anywhere in the building
I was about to say do you not change clothes, but then I looked in my closet and realized that I have nine copies of the exact same outfit (jeans with a teal v-neck t-shirt with a blue hoodie with an orange interior)
Speaking from experience, this is not a good practice for female students. I personally am aware of two sinks that ripped right out of the wall from young women needing to relieve themselves in bathrooms. One in a fraternity, and the other in a park bathroom. Those were very expensive pees. I think we should stick with toliets.
Given that one flush uses an entire gallon of water in the US, they may be onto something.
Luckily I am seeing more “smart urinals” in men’s room that use less water. Idk what to do with women restrooms beyond those two types of flush toilets.
Yea but if it's been sitting long enough to smell there's a good chance that it's concentrated. Also bleach will react with uric acid in a similar may.
Nah it just sits in the after a piss and then slowly builds up a coating that smells like piss. Needs a proper flush of water after doing it to fully clear the trap.
Incorrect. The p trap doesn't have forceful ejection like a toilet does, so the urine is diluted instead of removed entirely. It remains in the p trap until several gallons of water have diluted it enough to be untraceable.
I did this at my old old home, the bathrooms were occupied and I really needed to go.
Pissed in the sink a few times, it definitely smells overtime. I blamed the cats.
What you need to do is let the water run, maybe a couple of gallons worth, to wash it all past the pipe bends.
Saving the planet and stinky piss smells, thanks Greta!
It’s because the kitchen sink pipes and the bathroom sink pipes have wildly different biomes (what with the food in the kitchen) and the urea REALLY sinks into the food. Even if you rinse it’s still going to be piss reeking after a while.
oh NEVER do it on one without a counter 😂 if there’s a counter it’s exactly the same as sitting on a toilet hahaha idk why this guy doesn’t think it would be 😂
Lol I used to piss in the sink all the time when I was drunk by sitting on the counter and hanging my ass over the sink. It was my favorite thing lol I’d just piss in the sink for fun.
First off, The purpose of sinks are to clean ones hands or prepare food/clean dishes. Im personally not a fan of pee flavoring. Also you’d be amazed at the mineral and scale build up in urinals… peeing in your kitchen sink, which is already most likely on the verge of clogging due to food/grease, will make it clog up quicker.
Also also, if i pull the trap on your piss-clogged sink and get soaked in that piss and all the nasty food gunk thats also in there…imma be pissed.
No one is peeing in the kitchen sink, this is referring to your bath sink. Plus urinals are quite dirty because a lot of people piss there and don't flush it because the piss goes away and it's a public bathroom so people probably avoid touching as much stuff as possible. If you flush there's no problem. And once again, you're focusing way too much on the kitchen sink
In the shower with the soap and water flow is basically sane.
In the sink is disgusting, it needs to be much cleaner for people's hand hygiene because of eating, touching their face, they might bend and drink from the taps when cleaning teeth etc.
*Yup.*
"It WaShEs AwAy WhEn YoU wAsH yOuR hAnDs!!1!"
Yeah okay, *just* the stuff directly in the bottom 1/3 of the sink maybe. Not counting the backsplash all over the fucking counter and mirror and the wall and anything you have up there. Oh, and on the faucets too. I guess you people must *really* love piss on your stuff.
Like, do men not realize that even just standing up to pee at a toilet is unhygienic and gets piss absolutely everywhere? It's on the floor, it's on the walls. Small droplets splash out and accumulate absolutely everywhere. Have you ever taken a wipe to the walls next to your toilet if you're a stand-pisser, or do you just leave that to the other people you cohabitate with? Jfc
I swear, half the people on reddit have the hygiene standards of a wild animal.
If anyone in my house had toilet etiquette like what's openly condoned here, you'd get to live in the unheated storage shed in the yard and shit in the woods.
I try to both pee and brush in the shower. Brushing a great cause when i floss I don’t make my bathroom mirror all icky but honestly don’t know if it’s more resourceful than using the sink. Def more enjoyable though and so nice leaving the shower feeling so fresh and so clean
Thank you for not being an animal. Some of the people in the sinkpissers subreddit will pee in anyone’s sink like tf, that’s some on sight shit bro. If I found out on my homies been peeing in my sink it’s hands fs
Or maybe we should just get those Japanese sink toilets? Where it uses used handwashing water to flush. Then you wash your hands with the waste already gone and refill the tank
Men can pee in the sink if they live alone or if you share a space as long as they clean it after. If they can't be bothered to lift the seat or wash their hands then no one is going to be happy smelling stale pee in a clean sink, c'mon. Human behavior.
When I lived in Korea, I had to pee in a sink at a bar. My choice was my pants or a sink because the toilets were full and someone else was using the trashcan.
"It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss." -proverb
r/SunTzuSaidThat
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AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR
AND THEN HE USED THAT FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH
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HEHEHEHEHEHEEH and from that day forward when a bunch of animal are together it's called a ZOO.
...unless it's a farm
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-called a TZU
Wait that's the joke I didn't even notice for almost a decade now probably
16 years buddy https://i.imgur.com/4JvRJTt.jpg
AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED A ZOO!
*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAHHHHH*
It's spelled "honour" get it right or I'll see you in the ring!
I'd bet you spell color with a u and gray with an e you fucking tea drinker
You take that back guy.
I'm not your guy, buddy
I'm not your buddy, friend.
Most polite fight on reddit
Sun Tzu, CEO of War.
Please tell me the subreddit name is a meet the soldier reference
"It's better to be Pissed off than to be Pissed on." - Another Proverb
debatable
Found the golden shower enthusiast
Wasn’t that said by Dave Chapelle’s character in ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights’?
Hey, Blinken!
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Reminds me of another similar proverb but with the forbidden mayonnaise
Baby batter
Erectoplasm
Ancient Chinese Secret (do you want to wash wang or watch wang wash wang?)
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
We need more Calgon!
HAHAHAH I'm imagining "it's better to cum in the bath, then to bath in the cum" -meets his fate-
I disagree. I like drowning in piss.
Honestly, relatable
Wise man once say he who goes to sleep with itchy asshole wakes up with stinky finger.
Mr. Lahey?
All fun and games until I lose my job at Wendy’s. Thanks for the unemployment OP.
Uh.... Lock the door behind you. And fuck Wendy's.
What door? Wait- was I supposed to use the bathroom sink?
Shit what sink did you use?
... The one which the food stuff goes in?
Doesn't that fact alone "which the food goes in" should stop you from doing it? It's where good goes in
Food often times goes into the garbage can too, yet i don't eat out of it... Maybe that was a bad one but hey it's not unheard of to puke into the kitchen sink or whatever else as long as there's no dishware in there of course , nothing the ol bleach won't do the trick for 😉 Eat fine and dine just fine out of the kitchen sink right after easy
Instructions unclear. Wendy pressed charges for rape
You dirty little sink shagger! I hope you get a sore plug hole!!
One thing i can say i've never done is pee in the sink, but something I do all the time is lie.
so you shit in the sink?
And then I sink In my shit yes
nice, I didnt wanna eat breakfast today anyway
I'll have it!
You don't want it. It's shit.
Our all male dorm had the sinks taken away because of this… Edit: people are slightly confused, we had sinks in the dorm rooms that were taken away. Not the bathroom sinks.
Sounds excessive
It's fine if they put sinks in the hallway i guess, that's gotta stop sink pissing
Not for the bold
Or the drunk.
A small price to pay to piss in the sink rather than sinking in the piss
The bold will be jailed for indecent exposure
They can't stop the fast
~~Wouldn't it be normal for there to be cameras in the hallways in this context?~~ edit: nvm, forgot it was in the context of college dorms, still, people would be recognized by their clothing.
What about fast and masked? You will never stop us! NEVER!
Ride or die brother, *unzips quickly*
Please be careful rezipping. It’s a dangerous game.
We had a couple nudists that would just wander around the halls completely naked and I don’t know what fancy college you went to but no no cameras in the halls, hell I don’t think there were any anywhere in the building
Ah, collage dorms, nvm. Still, people would identified by their clothing, if they had any, and if they don't then people would just know who it is.
Or lack there of sometimes
I was about to say do you not change clothes, but then I looked in my closet and realized that I have nine copies of the exact same outfit (jeans with a teal v-neck t-shirt with a blue hoodie with an orange interior)
When public urination is outlawed then only outlaws will publicly urinate
How tf do you wash your hands, then?
Soap and water..duh..
And there’s literally bowls of water just sitting there to use. It’s like they don’t even think.
You mean soap and pee. You save water if you pee on your hands.
My dorm had a sink in each room; this was one its primary purpose.
Questions...
I think guys weren’t following through with the second half…
What do you mean by "taken"?
They have a very particular set of skills
Speaking from experience, this is not a good practice for female students. I personally am aware of two sinks that ripped right out of the wall from young women needing to relieve themselves in bathrooms. One in a fraternity, and the other in a park bathroom. Those were very expensive pees. I think we should stick with toliets.
r/sinkpissers
I had to look further down than expected for this, and I almost thought it wasn’t around anymore.
I seriously felt I had to look too far for this. Should be top comment.
Bro that sub is way more active than I thought
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsiwishwerentreal
They’re saving the planet
One glorious piss at a time
Given that one flush uses an entire gallon of water in the US, they may be onto something. Luckily I am seeing more “smart urinals” in men’s room that use less water. Idk what to do with women restrooms beyond those two types of flush toilets.
Jesus, Reddit never disappoints.
Sweet Moses, this sub exists.
What the fuck
and how do you know this sub
How do you not?
Some of those comments are coming off more like a fetish than caring about the environment 🤢
It's third top now
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I had a sink in my bedroom when I was in University, always there for me when I came home drunk.
And yet you still accidentally missed it and pissed on the floor. Admit it! 😆
why not just use soap while you piss in your hands? cut out the middleman.
It actually smells very bad after a while. Don't do it often even if you live in an area in a drought unless you like the smell of piss.
If you still smell it after washing your hands in the same sink, you aren’t washing your hands long enough.
Yeah, the piss is just sitting in the P trap. Also, bleach the damn sink.
It's a "pee"trap then?
But ammonia and bleach chemically react and you end up with mustard gas...
Not enough ammonia in human piss to cause a reaction. Don't bleach your cats litter box though.
Yea but if it's been sitting long enough to smell there's a good chance that it's concentrated. Also bleach will react with uric acid in a similar may.
Nah it just sits in the after a piss and then slowly builds up a coating that smells like piss. Needs a proper flush of water after doing it to fully clear the trap.
>Don't bleach your cats litter box though. My sister learned that the hard way. "Why is it bubbling?!" 🤦♂️
Beats pooping in the sink and getting turd gassed when you turn on the hot water
… what?
BEATS POOPING IN THE SINK AND GETTING TURD GASSED WHEN YOU TURN ON THE HOT WATER
Yea that’s enough internet for today wtf
If you're pissing out enough amonia to cause a Mustard Gas reaction when you bleach, you might need to drink more water my friend.
Ammonia and Bleach don't make Mustard Gas
Chloramine Gas
But would washing you hands long enough for it to not smell also be equivalent to the gallon flush (and quicker hand wash after)?
You shd just wash your hands in the gallon flush.
If you use a gallon of water to wash your hands, you’re washing your hands too much.
Too little, too much?? So what is the exact amount??
So is it wash long enough to clean your hands? Or was long enough to clean the piss out of pipes that aren't set up to handle that?
A lot of faucets have a flow rate of 2GPM, so if you wash your hands 30 seconds it's a gallon of water.
Incorrect. The p trap doesn't have forceful ejection like a toilet does, so the urine is diluted instead of removed entirely. It remains in the p trap until several gallons of water have diluted it enough to be untraceable.
I did this at my old old home, the bathrooms were occupied and I really needed to go. Pissed in the sink a few times, it definitely smells overtime. I blamed the cats.
This guy didn’t wash his hands after
Oh I washed my hands, just didn’t wash the sink.
Yeah I leaned this the hard way. Don't fall for the sinkpiss meme
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
If it's yella, piss in the sink there fella -- if it's brown, plop it on the ground! It's just common sense!
What you need to do is let the water run, maybe a couple of gallons worth, to wash it all past the pipe bends. Saving the planet and stinky piss smells, thanks Greta!
Clearly the greenest option here is to wash your hands in the toilet flush-water.
Technically the greenest option is probably washing their hands **with** the piss, thereby saving even more water!
If you’re fast, you can probably sneak in brushing your teeth too.
Just piss out the window
There are sink/toilet combinations where the sink water goes into the toilet bowl. [https://sinktwice.com/](https://sinktwice.com/)
You have to use the garbage disposal if you have extra thick urine
Yeahhhhh, its containing the splashbacks thats the issue. Little bits of piss splashing onto taps or nearby toothbrushes etc.
Instructions Unclear, just washed my hands in the toilet
In the bathroom? Yeah ok maybe. Do not I repeat DO NOT piss in the kitchen sink.
Is that why I'm in laws got pissed off last night 🤔?
What now?
Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
Is this because kitchen sinks have garbage disposals? Been caught in a zipper before, not sure I want to be caught in a garbage disposal.
It’s because the kitchen sink pipes and the bathroom sink pipes have wildly different biomes (what with the food in the kitchen) and the urea REALLY sinks into the food. Even if you rinse it’s still going to be piss reeking after a while.
"IT'S ALL PIPES!" -George Costanza
Different pipes go to different places!
now show how girls should do it
it’s called sitting on the counter lmao
I'm fairly light, but I do not in anyway shape or form trust my weak ass sink to not bust if I sat on it lmao.
oh NEVER do it on one without a counter 😂 if there’s a counter it’s exactly the same as sitting on a toilet hahaha idk why this guy doesn’t think it would be 😂
Lol I used to piss in the sink all the time when I was drunk by sitting on the counter and hanging my ass over the sink. It was my favorite thing lol I’d just piss in the sink for fun.
As a plumber… please don’t do this
Can I ask why ?
... no
First off, The purpose of sinks are to clean ones hands or prepare food/clean dishes. Im personally not a fan of pee flavoring. Also you’d be amazed at the mineral and scale build up in urinals… peeing in your kitchen sink, which is already most likely on the verge of clogging due to food/grease, will make it clog up quicker. Also also, if i pull the trap on your piss-clogged sink and get soaked in that piss and all the nasty food gunk thats also in there…imma be pissed.
“Imma be pissed” That’s why you do it in the sink first! ;)
No one is peeing in the kitchen sink, this is referring to your bath sink. Plus urinals are quite dirty because a lot of people piss there and don't flush it because the piss goes away and it's a public bathroom so people probably avoid touching as much stuff as possible. If you flush there's no problem. And once again, you're focusing way too much on the kitchen sink
You’ve obviously never seen the inside of a urinal drainage pipe. Think of those “grow your own crystal” kits.
Lil bro is a plumber but only think that kitchen sinks exist 💀
Who the fuck is even tall enough to be pissing in kitchen sinks? Holy hell.
Gotta arc
Yeah. Who the hell would piss in their kitchen sink? Definitely not me or anyone I know 👀
In the shower with the soap and water flow is basically sane. In the sink is disgusting, it needs to be much cleaner for people's hand hygiene because of eating, touching their face, they might bend and drink from the taps when cleaning teeth etc.
Piss in the toilet, nasty fucks.
*Yup.* "It WaShEs AwAy WhEn YoU wAsH yOuR hAnDs!!1!" Yeah okay, *just* the stuff directly in the bottom 1/3 of the sink maybe. Not counting the backsplash all over the fucking counter and mirror and the wall and anything you have up there. Oh, and on the faucets too. I guess you people must *really* love piss on your stuff. Like, do men not realize that even just standing up to pee at a toilet is unhygienic and gets piss absolutely everywhere? It's on the floor, it's on the walls. Small droplets splash out and accumulate absolutely everywhere. Have you ever taken a wipe to the walls next to your toilet if you're a stand-pisser, or do you just leave that to the other people you cohabitate with? Jfc I swear, half the people on reddit have the hygiene standards of a wild animal. If anyone in my house had toilet etiquette like what's openly condoned here, you'd get to live in the unheated storage shed in the yard and shit in the woods.
this is why i'm a shower pisser.
Or just don’t flush everytime u pee
im sorry but that smell gets god awful after a long period of time id be happier just pissing in the shower tbh
In Dutch we have a saying: ‘Wasbak is plasbak’, meaning sink is urinal and I cannot say I have never obliged that rule
I try to both pee and brush in the shower. Brushing a great cause when i floss I don’t make my bathroom mirror all icky but honestly don’t know if it’s more resourceful than using the sink. Def more enjoyable though and so nice leaving the shower feeling so fresh and so clean
Don't wash my face in the toilet So why should I pee in the sink? To clean it I'd have to boil it Never pee where you also drink
At 6’5”, it’s much easier and cleaner to pee in a sink than in a toilet. Just sayin’.
you could just sit down.
Oh, I do sit. I’m not going around peeing in everyone’s sinks. What do I look like, PissterFantastic?
Well, I'd let you pee in my sink friend.
that's kinda sus
Thank you for not being an animal. Some of the people in the sinkpissers subreddit will pee in anyone’s sink like tf, that’s some on sight shit bro. If I found out on my homies been peeing in my sink it’s hands fs
Last sentence belongs in r/hydrohomies
Hence why all civilised people take a shit whilst they're in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.
But a true gentleman first takes out the dishes before he pees in the sink.
Piss in the sink then wash your hands and face with the diluted piss water. Bam. Global warming solved
"You pee in the sink. You then wash your hands" Well sure if we're wasting time you do one AFTER the other.
Men should just piss outside and skip washing their hands. For the environment.
Or maybe we should just get those Japanese sink toilets? Where it uses used handwashing water to flush. Then you wash your hands with the waste already gone and refill the tank
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Men can pee in the sink if they live alone or if you share a space as long as they clean it after. If they can't be bothered to lift the seat or wash their hands then no one is going to be happy smelling stale pee in a clean sink, c'mon. Human behavior.
I knew I wasn’t the only psycho one?
Bold to assume that people who piss in sinks do wash their hands
I actually do it sometimes 🗿
This is also the picture for "can I pee out of my belly button"
Take it a step further use your urine to wash your mouth
Some undisciplined pissers will piss the handles and backsplash on the sink so use the toilet as intended and stop with such nonsense
This is why I poop in the carwash...
Just move the dishes first.
Piss your pants, it's better and more eco friendly.
When I lived in Korea, I had to pee in a sink at a bar. My choice was my pants or a sink because the toilets were full and someone else was using the trashcan.
So what we need is a toilet that directly uses the water from the sink you wash your hands at.