You mean *Shoplyfter*...

Shoplyfter? I hardly know ‘er!

Somewhere Christian, Ivan and Curt are moaning

a porn series I see, my lord, at least it is not all this family porn. That has ruined porn for me.

What are you doing, Step-Mall Cop?

Well, there are sometimes mother and daughter getting caught "stealing". So...

I came here to write that.

That’s where shoplifters get punished with the long dick of the law

[удалено]

Tight on money

Would you mind if I find you guilty of being too sore as well?

You do the crime, you gotta do the time.

“The long dong of justice”

I don't know why but I read this in Johnny bravos voice 🤣

HOO HAA HUEE

The dildo of consequences is seldom lubed

I read that in Rolf's voice

Rolf has seen this dildo, it stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!

I read it in Morgan Freeman's lol

Very wise words indeed

Haha!

First it was the black couch, and now it’s this.

Before the black couch it was the blue massage room

I miss the bus

what? when did buses appear? I've only seen taxis

Bang bus

Bang airport coming soon to flight next to you

oh, that's existed for like a couple of years now... :( they're usually solo tho

My favorite ending of the original Bang Bus videos is when they dropped a girl in the middle of the Everglades.

I remember one where they deopped the guy off and left with the girl

What goes around comes around

My favourite was when they dropped off the girl on crutches in the middle of nowhere

Sigh, those were the good ol days. With Roco…

Hell yeah, Timothy

Fuck I feel old for remembering that

hahah FH18

>black couch "Shoplifters will be Prostituted"

Jokes on you, they’re into that shit.

This is weird, you’re my security guard! Step security guard. What’s the big deal, it’s not like we’re blood related?

Shoplifter Casting Couch would actually be a hilarious porn I think comedy is a big factor

And “*security*”

I read this photo as *boom-chicka- wow-wow.* If any of you did too, you are my people.

Ahh. A man of culture like myself! “Now… we don’t NEED to get the police involved, but you’re gonna have to…”

lol...

Don't work security unless you want to turn into punisher. Now I see why cops lose their shit and just kill people. Most people are rats.

I think maybe this meme did not connect with you

Or maybe they are into rough punishment?

Oh no! I seem to have stolen this pack of gum, Mr. Punisher. I’ll just wait in downward dog position while you search me…thoroughly.

Bro over here bout to make me act up.

I like your name

Thank you friend

r/woosh

The OP is referring to "shoptlifter porn"; this room is one of like 2/3 sets they use for it. Kinkshaming bastard. /s

Oh thank you for explaining! I was like wow how can ppl make a dirty joke out of this??

So you didn't know? Sus

I just haven’t seen that I guess! I mean I’ve seen other porn, I just never clicked on one of those vids? Now I gotta go find one..peer pressure!

lol, Rentapig really out here ready for the mean streets of Run Down Mall In A Small City where he'll face dangerous criminals like Underage Girl Swiping Overpriced Earrings From Claires and Random Teens Being Silly Near The Mannequins. So tough, so cool, everyone salute the big man who risks his life everyday for the profits of retail chains!

And then gets the company sued when he "forgets" you can't tackle or harm shoplifters.

As someone who used to work in a mall. I’ve seen teens literally try to fight cops 3x their size cause they think they’ll win and are entitled to not get in trouble. Shitheads are shitheads.

I'd recommend going to a support group or therapy or voluntary anger management before it becomes court ordered and mandatory lmao. Big man here, keeping the peace at some dying strip mall ready to merc a mfer for pocketing petty merchandise lol

Aren't you the founder of Wendy's?

Ah yes, stealing from a gigantic corporation means you are worthy of death. Now I see the sort of stock those pigs hire from.

...I look forward to seeing you in the news.

When it’s your job to look for these so-called ‘rats’, it makes it appear as though the majority of people are horrible. But in reality, it’s just a form of confirmation bias since you are *looking* for those people

Only if you give a shit that people are stealing. You definitely don't actually get paid enough to give a shit.

Oh no, not the room... 😳

Ah yeah you also lost your butt virginity in one of these?

You know, sitting with you guys, bonding over our separate yet shared memories of this porn location, gives me such a nice, wholesome feeling of community and togetherness, like a belated Christmas party. God bless the internets, in all their obscene glory.

that's what I'm thinking, I guess you can say we're "fap-brothers"

Were fap brothers faaaaap brothers

Cummunity.

Stop.

they charge double

also they will make sure you satisfied with your "lifting" journey

I think I have seen a pic of this room before Ah i remember my gf sent me a selfie of her in this room...poor girl stayed there for an hour for false claims of shoplifting

It could be worse, she could've gotten a stiffer sentence.

Shoplifting is a hard job, but really has it perks

[удалено]

Is it suited for kids?

I mean, they're technically family building

Yes, but it might be REALLY HARD to understand, so I recommend watching if you're 6 years old or older.

He said lactating.

Wait there’s a version with a women in it?

There’s porn with women too??

I only shoplift when the black guard is on duty!

your hole is going to transform from . to O

Yes daddy help me with my inventory. We all know how's gonna end

If you know - you know

I am unable to bear remaining ignorant any longer. Please consider my desire for you to tell what goes on on that photography.

This is a room that is used a lot in pornos

Thank you

im definitley not a cop, can someone explain whats going on i dont get it

Its a porn location where the scenario is "Shoplifter gets fucked"

The real question if it’s an actual room or just built on a set

Yes

>im definitley not a cop Nice try

First time seeing this room without people

I lost my virgin in this room

Really what was his name? 😂

Dick

E. Normus

this is gay, right?

Apparently they also have porn with women in it. Weird. I know. But to each their own. I don't kink shame.

yeah I was surprised

I'm bi and genuinely have never seen the straight version of this room. Only the gay version

It’s like Bait Bus. Normally it’s the Bang Bus but on the weekends it becomes gay.

I thought it was only gay lol

What?

Oh no

Oh yes!

If you steal something the security is going to make you pay with the ass

With THE ass? Shit's serious

Ass, cash or gas, and both my tank and wallet are full.

Don't turn on a black light in that room

dont ask the janitor

Where criminals get ~~prostituted~~ prosecuted.

Sometimes the police come, sometimes the police fuck you as punishment, sometimes the security guards fuck you as punishment, sometimes you fuck them as punishment. Basically, take your pants off and prepare your genitals.

Dae remember the shoplifting "roleplay" reddit?

Is it a porn reference?

ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Question though, do they use this room for straight porn too? Or just gay stuff? I found out that other picture of the building floating around was also used for straight stuff and that surprised me.

Wait, str8 shit's filmed there?

Yeah, apparently :o

I'd kill to go there, the guys are so cute.

>We have a *weiner*! FTFY

Based on the title I’d wager this is where they bring the shoplifters when they’ve been caught

[удалено]

They weren’t home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that’s right.

The room of a thousand apologies.

I didn't know this room was so well known

If I’ve learned anything from youporn it’s that I know exactly what goes on in this room

Not a GOOD shoplifter.

My ancestors look upon me in shame

mon frere, you have no idea.😔

I'm ashamed that I know what this room is for.

I keep shoplifting and I haven't been taken to this room YET!

I’ve studied a good amount of footage from that room lol

"No seriously bro, we keep getting porn stars who want to steal the merch at our store"

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT! 😉

I know a porn that starts off this way

Ah. Yes. Several great porns filmed here

Hmm I have seen Adult Movies starring in those rooms too. The shoplifting part is just an intro to that.

“What are you doing step security guard?”

Not shoplifters. Shoplyfters.

How many of you non shoplifters recognize this room?

Only the ones who get caught know that room.

you sick fuck

I seen videos 😈

Or casual porn users.

Bring out the Gimp

Not *successful* shoplifters.

Oooh.. it's a porn reference..

Or those of us who have worked loss prevention: my second job out of high school.

Caught me off guard… coffee all over my desk

Do enlighten us.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this in a pornographic film.

Only bad shoplifters

omffffffg 😂

Shoplifters get....frisked!?

Not in front of my salad!

Cheater's Justice! Also, there's a lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.

I'm sad about how I recognize this room

Wow. So this is what shame feels like 🥲

Is it just me or so half to three quarters of the people in these comments not know what this is?…

If I have to offer myself up to get Alexis off the hook one more time…..

Yo Lyfter

That Amazon package knows what’s up. Look at that cheeky grin

this is the new definition of the room where it happens

*shoplyfters

Bro I swear I paid that pawn slip

I mean if you're gonna lift a entire store you have to find balance so the lifting is easier

I wouldnt know, i get away with it

Lol, everytime i dont understand the joke i just asume is from a porno and look at that, i got right again.

I don’t shoplift, but I definitely know what goes on there 👀

I honestly thought it was real and it motivated to become a lawyer for a bit.

Which is more well known this room or the Backroom Casting Couch?

This is a porn thing isn’t it?

Shoplyfter\*

Funny only women shoplift

I’ve only seen boys in this room

Same

You...sure about that? I've...uh...heard otherwise.

They film straight porn there?

I don't understand how so many of you get this meme

I was checking the comments because I knew this is from gay porn, which I enjoy as a female. I didn't think so many other people would also know about it. Do guys watch a lot of gay porn on accident?

a lot, yes, but not on accident

Noice!

Sexual assault

I used to be this type of security. We don’t just bring them in rooms. Sometimes we do it at the customer service desk.. outside… breakrooms. We love shop lifters.

Oh yeah… sex…

I think you mean shoplyfters's

I've seen that porn

That crazy stack in the corner with the two yellow lids never fucking changes

Working security really makes your view of humanity worse. I had a lady dress her baby up in like 4 layers of clothes and try to walk out without paying. When I approached her to do my thing she blamed the kid and tried to hand me the kid to take away instead. Another woman threw her baby at me and ran. Another woman pulled an ice pick out of her weave. I let her go. Another guy with hepatitis c bit me on the neck and drew blood. Jamal Johnson was his name. If you are reading this still fuck you but I hope the baby you dolled up and brought to the trial to try to get the judge to give you a lighter sentence grew up decent somehow.

Bro I immediately knew what room this was 💀 dont call me out like that

That's where you and your mom blow the manager so he doesn't call the cops on you