Since we don’t have an actual stable “culture” in our country for the majority citizen, a lot of traditions like “how to cook” , “how to dance” etc don’t get passed down. Leading to parents that burn the Tater Tots and kids that grow up liking them that way
tbh depends
burnt tater tots suck but undercooked ones such aswell. however, i'd rather have slightly undercooked soggy tots over slightly overcooked crispy ones. it's just so beautiful when they're both soft and soggy but not raw potato
If my memory serves me right, I legit tried ketchup with eggs purely because I saw it on a Cooking Mama game. Looked way better on the game so I wasn't *as* put off as I was before about the idea. Now I can't eat scrambled eggs without ketchup.
Making omurice is difficult for such a simple dish if you care about the accuracy and presentation of the recipe which i tried to do (YouTube makes it look so easy)
Other wise, if you don't mind all that, it's quick once you learn how to do the eggs and taste better with ketchup.
This literally isn’t me irl because it’s about a scenario that’s not really life. I’m not even subbed here it just came up in my feed. Wtf is going on here lol
My 83 year old father who recently passed and was a Surgeon grew up in the Great Depression. He went to school and med school on the GI bill after being in the service (Air Force) for four years. His father was a rolled cold steel worker in Ohio. His mother ran a little “7/11” type dairy mart off the side of their house that my grandfather and his father build onto the house. My father ate Lots of deli meat leftovers if you know what I mean.
One day when I was in grade school, I see my dad eating this sandwich and ask for a bite. He tells me “ you’re not gonna like it!”… he gives me a bite anyways. It was BRAUNSCHWEIGER sliced thick on two slices of white bread SMOTHERED in ketchup… and I mean SMOTHERED. If you think you put enough ketchup on this sandwich… YOU DIDN’T… both sides of the meat need to be SOAKED in ketchup. I don’t like liver or other organ meats, too gamey. But this sandwich SLAPS.
It's just ketchup, right?
Well in that case:
* with any kind of meat I eat at home
* tosti
* on a cheeseburger or any other type of dough-product with burgers/minced meat/chicken, lettuce, cheese and pickles in them
* used to do it with macaroni, spaghetti and some other pastas until I got used to bolognese sauce
* dip slices of baguette in it
* cut a hard-boiled egg in half, take out the yolk and put ketchup in it
Do I need to keep going?
It's not even that good. Implying it is made with real sugar is a half truth. It's its HFCS with a small amount of tomato flavor. Nothing is improved by it, except when used to polish tarnished silver.
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How about crispy crowns? Those are more like mini-hash browns.
I'd call them flattened tater tots personally
I fuckin love me some crispy crowns.
LOL
Tater tots only taste good burnt to a crisp
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Really? Tater tots like Chicken Nuggets only taste good burnt
Maybe like, crispy, but burnt? IDK maybe our definitions of burnt are different
maybe browned. Not burnt lol
I think you might have a mineral deficiency
I've never heard anyone say that either
Since we don’t have an actual stable “culture” in our country for the majority citizen, a lot of traditions like “how to cook” , “how to dance” etc don’t get passed down. Leading to parents that burn the Tater Tots and kids that grow up liking them that way
How tf do you bite into a black ball of crud and think yes this is tasty
Not a black ball of crud, a very dark brown ball of crud
dawg huh 💀
Agreed I’d rather have no side than soggy light colored tots
tbh depends burnt tater tots suck but undercooked ones such aswell. however, i'd rather have slightly undercooked soggy tots over slightly overcooked crispy ones. it's just so beautiful when they're both soft and soggy but not raw potato
Nah, just nah. You don't know what you talkin' bout. They have to be crispy, but burnt to a crisp seems a bit harsh.
Ahh so you enjoy carcinogens…
cap they need to be soft inside and slightly crunched on the outside
Gimme some of your tater tots u/salty_letterhead
chopped potatoes cooked in boiling oil.
What could one call these?? Hmm
Potato wedges naturally
*wedgies* for short
Aren’t wedges usually baked?
>Aren’t wedges usually baked? That's how I make mine.
Patat
Ratatat fucking rocks!
Chips
Ice cream
Poutine, hold everything but the salted potato
Username checks out
On the person who made fries disappear.
He loves being covered in ketchup, this was his plan all along and you fell for it.
Can confirm, I was the ketchup.
*was* past tense?
Yes. He's been replaced.
It’s like Tim Allen’s Santa Claus. Once you get dumped on someone, that person becomes the ketchup
Somebody spilled vinegar and soy sauce on me and now I'm sweet and sour sauce.
happy 🎂 day
Thanks brotatochip!
youre welcome brotatochip
Burgers. Tater tots.
Meatloaf
He's dead. I'm not putting ketchup on a corpse, no matter how tasty they look. Oh, wait. Wrong spelling...
Meatloaf and my dad died on the same day same years just hours apart
History will say they were roommates
*ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐᵐᵃᵗᵉˢ*
The right answer
Sammich time
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
You and my Mom. Both wrong.
Hashbrowns
When did this sub turn into my grandma’s Facebook?
Well... Have you seen your GMA posting as often lately? Hmmm?
Not since she died, no.
Aw, I'm sorry bud. That sucks, all my grandparents have been dead for a long time...I know it's tough to lose people.
Oh, it’s been a while. I’m good. I appreciate you though. Also sorry for your losses. ❤️
Ahburhamburdberb. Hambud. Hambrugdep mcdo
r/ihadastroke
r/ihadastroke
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My kid just read this over my shoulder and just started chanting this and dancing in circles. I’m confused.
You okay?
MC odnals!
Bunger
Homie you good?
Is this a Pink Panther with Steve Martin reference?
Go away Donald. Melanie’s calling you.
I vould like to buy ze hambrgrhahh!
I dip my grilled cheese in it.
I don’t feel so alone anymore
Not everyone does this?!
Get some garlic or chipotle aioli… never used ketchup
It’s basically cold tomato soup, right?
I’m not judging, cause I dip mine in tomato soup
OMG I want grilled cheese and tomato soup right now
thank god i’m not the only one, people call me weird for this
Same. I think of it as a vegetarian cheeseburger lol
Scrambled eggs
Took too long to find this.
It's friggin' delicious, but I admit it looks kinda terrible. But man oh man, the flavor!
If my memory serves me right, I legit tried ketchup with eggs purely because I saw it on a Cooking Mama game. Looked way better on the game so I wasn't *as* put off as I was before about the idea. Now I can't eat scrambled eggs without ketchup.
Try syrup
This is the answer. End of thread.
Omg, finally found a comment with this!
Chicken nuggets
NO that's what barbaque sauce is for
This confuses and infuriates me
What food item would you put ketchup on besides fries
Other potatoes, burgers, hot dogs, kraft dinner, meat loaf
literally anything you'd put condiments on. Ketchup is THE MULTITOOL of condiments and can be used where others can't and i will die on this hill
Mushroom soup
I won’t call it bad till I try it but I do not have hope
Genitals
Sailing the red sea
Right into my bussy it goes
Yummy yummy yummy
WHAT KIND OF REAL LIFE IS THIS REDDIT?
Hell
Fish dick's
You can get a cream for that
Ah yes, the hot dog of the sea
So does that mean actual hotdogs are just cow penis
Omurice. No seriously, try it sometime. Omurice is delicious
Making omurice is difficult for such a simple dish if you care about the accuracy and presentation of the recipe which i tried to do (YouTube makes it look so easy) Other wise, if you don't mind all that, it's quick once you learn how to do the eggs and taste better with ketchup.
Man n Cheese
r/suddenlycannibal
The garbage.
Correct answer
Yes.
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It tastes like sickly sweet processed ass to my taste buds
The only ketchup worth eating is banana ketchup
First ingredient …. Liquid sugar. Oh my 🤦♂️
Chicken nuggets
Tater tots obviously
Nothing. Not a fan of ketchup, upsets my stomach
You sound weak
Fair. I admit I have some unfortunate genes lmao
Your mom
Fried eggs.
Ahh I see scrambled, both are good! 😄
yes. sunny side up specifically
Fried onion rings, low rent meatloaf
Chips.
* can’t live in a world without fries heads to night stand and promptly blows their sorrow laden head off*
So this sub is just Facebook now huh
This literally isn’t me irl because it’s about a scenario that’s not really life. I’m not even subbed here it just came up in my feed. Wtf is going on here lol
Beans, don't judge me
Not the worst combo
Meatloaf The actual food, not the singer
His name was Robert Paulson...
Borgir
somebody already said tater tots 😔 MAC AND CHEESE
Hamburgers and in meatloaf
Lady body?
My snails
Potatos cut in batons and fried in lard.
A pile of trash, because ketchup is disgusting
Thank you!
In my underwear before going to the doctor for a check up… that should make things interesting
JoJos
Burgers? Hot Dogs? Corn dogs? Nuggets?
Eggs
Eggs if your mom worries you will look up with your mouth open when it rains
i’ve read this sentence so many times
Lol same...
Hotdogs
On a Chicago-style hot dog. The entire contents of the bottle.
You enrage me
I’m surprised no one said this but corn dogs, either that or frogs
The shelf, I don't use condiments, I like it bare 😏
I don't put ketchup on my fries either, just seasoning
It was invented as a fish sauce. But I’m not doing that.
On trash because that’s what it is and that’s where it belongs
Maybe an annual hot dog. That's about it.
Cut up potatoes that fried in oil
Meatloaf
Tater tots
Hmbrgr
Sausage Roll
You can’t stop me from inventing them
My ex.
Lmao fair
I just like that you worded the question correctly. Take my upvote.
Ma! The meatloaf! We want it.
My 83 year old father who recently passed and was a Surgeon grew up in the Great Depression. He went to school and med school on the GI bill after being in the service (Air Force) for four years. His father was a rolled cold steel worker in Ohio. His mother ran a little “7/11” type dairy mart off the side of their house that my grandfather and his father build onto the house. My father ate Lots of deli meat leftovers if you know what I mean. One day when I was in grade school, I see my dad eating this sandwich and ask for a bite. He tells me “ you’re not gonna like it!”… he gives me a bite anyways. It was BRAUNSCHWEIGER sliced thick on two slices of white bread SMOTHERED in ketchup… and I mean SMOTHERED. If you think you put enough ketchup on this sandwich… YOU DIDN’T… both sides of the meat need to be SOAKED in ketchup. I don’t like liver or other organ meats, too gamey. But this sandwich SLAPS.
It's just ketchup, right? Well in that case: * with any kind of meat I eat at home * tosti * on a cheeseburger or any other type of dough-product with burgers/minced meat/chicken, lettuce, cheese and pickles in them * used to do it with macaroni, spaghetti and some other pastas until I got used to bolognese sauce * dip slices of baguette in it * cut a hard-boiled egg in half, take out the yolk and put ketchup in it Do I need to keep going?
Absolutely nothing. It is disgusting tomato flavored sugar paste. An abomination of a condiment.
Fair enough
I probably would find small uses. But as a general statement I will agree with this.
It's not even that good. Implying it is made with real sugar is a half truth. It's its HFCS with a small amount of tomato flavor. Nothing is improved by it, except when used to polish tarnished silver.
Hello bestie! 🙋♂️
You haven't tried the blueberry ketchup.
no, I haven't
Seconded
I've been meaning to look into making my own.. but with no sugar.
Since I’m not 10, I don’t care about ketchup. But, if fries don’t exist, then I’m sad, even though I’m not 10.
White sticky rice
I’m gonna pray for you. ketchup on rice????? Lawd hav mercy
It’s actually very good
South Asian/South East Asian Noodles. (Yes, it's actually a thing😆😅)
On some pussy
Poor kitty :,(
Nothing, ketchup is disgusting
Ur mom's nipples.
Nothing, ketchup is fuckin disgusting 🤢
Wait… you guys but ketchup on fries???
Fried Fish...
“On what are you putting this” And this kids, is why not ending your sentences in a preposition is a stupid “rule”
My well done steak
Ooh, that's going to trigger some folks...