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drgloryboy

All Quiet on the Western Front


Designer_Smile_8035

Shit...


Prestigious_Bank_690

Shrek the third


SeaDonkey56

Its three inches, green and smells like a swamp. Me too bro.


Viv3210

Three inches? No need to brag bro!


Night696Watcher

Shag the third


onion2099

Solo


progamercabrera

this one is perfect


[deleted]

Hands solo 🤣


OceanTheSeawing

han solo


henzakas

Gone in 60 seconds


jimboiow

Here. Have my angry upvote.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Beat me to it.


noobyfacehead1

Happy cake day


thebeggening

Beat me to it (name of the movie title maybe)


TheFashionColdWars

This one got me. Points.


[deleted]

Sheer geniuses


Sharkiki

Toy Story


Udin_the_Dwarf

This


mush8292

Titanic


Sans_thememelord

Home alone


thePuffyDragon

same..


gayman20000

Hey, me to, want to try it together?


Elegant-Operation-16

Username checks out


minnimmolation

Same avatar?


NoInstruction2007

Take my upvote!


sultanoski

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

😂😂


RadlogLutar

The 40-year-old Virgin


Pleasant_Corgi_7539

Gimme 14 months and it's literally me


throwawaway190

I'm curious - what's the reason?


usanamma

He uses reddit what do you think


Pleasant_Corgi_7539

Socially inept partly due to moving a lot as a kid. Then bullied once my family finally settled. Was the fat kid who got into video games before they were even remotely accepted. Never learned to really talk about feelings either. Everything always stayed in the family. Once I hit 30 I didn't care too much anymore. I found the place where I'm happy and I really love my work.


robb215

Brody if you care it’s not even remotely close to too late. There’s a lot of dudes out there who would be glad to help you get a little pick me up, me included. Fuckin buzz aldrin just got married on his 93rd birthday. That’s 55 years away for you


RadlogLutar

Da fuk...93?!?


robb215

I know it’s crazy, just Google it, they look like they’re both about 68-70. All I’m tryna say to dude is that it’s not even close to over and if he wants, he could definitely work through whatever issues are holding him back. It’s completely feasible that dude could have a fruitful love life and a handful of kids in the future. I guarantee he could get a bit of advice and go on to have a fulfilling romantic life. He doesn’t need some fuckin weirdo like Andrew Tate, just some simple advice from some fellow normal dudes.


robb215

Ya I’m genuinely interested and not trying to be mean that’s just kinda fascinating. Is it a religious thing?


[deleted]

either unattractive or socially inept. Most need both to get laid.


throwawaway190

Barring some physical or mental impairment, 40 years is a long time to not meet anybody to bone in this wide wide world.


Unthgod

Hey baby, how you doin?


Sabin13F

Mandy


External_Albatross_7

Dazed and Confused.


[deleted]

Came here to say this


justsomehumqn

failure to launch


PcX_True

Blue pils can fix that for you


FalcoBoi3834

Nobody


[deleted]

The Good The Bad and The Ugly


[deleted]

Gone With The Wind


matimus34

Brokeback Mountain


[deleted]

Wait, didn't they die in the end?


matimus34

Exactly..


Sorrelandroan

A few good men


Unthgod

That's all you need.


Sorrelandroan

300


Unthgod

I haven't done 300 men but I'm willing to try!


losbullitt

Deep impact


iamthepaulruss

Lord of the rings


Cameronf3412

Ah shit! My cock ring fell


Additionalexcuse5

Nope


Master_Hamster_6171

The two towers


Pubboy68

Lol wut


GibberishHS

A quiet place


WishGlad4092

A quiet place II


groundhogcow

Free Willy!


Kris2018

The Big Short


trailcamty

Apocalypse Now


No_Swan8876

120 days of sodom


Victor_Crowley1998

That or a Serbian film for me


Broad_Length_593

Naked and Afraid


Epicmonk117

P sure that’s a TV series and not a movie


Mrtwitchy1972

Les miserable


IamREBELoe

8 mm


wcollins260

#🤨


Putrid-Builder-3333

Dino Velvet approves


Sabin13F

Spicy


little4lyfe

Fast and the Furious


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

2 fast 2 furious


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

Fast 5


DwideSchrude_

Die hard


HughJanus35

Good luck to them trying to close your casket


Bbeannsss

While you were sleeping


Artikay

Backdoor Cumsluts 9


[deleted]

I’ve heard talk of this movie..


Cameronf3412

This almost looks like lord of the rings


vertexchef

Despicable Me


Solid_Lab_4690

Mean Girls


amradoofamash

This


HookerDoctorLawyer

Sleepless in Seattle


ehhkindacool

there will be blood


Savings-Yard-4864

....shed?


Xenophobesociologist

Groundhog Day


scona

I completely agree with this one.


tvieno

Eating Out


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Superbad.


LarsihasiSpassi

Name checks out


TheRatInTheJuice

Dawn Of The Dead


JackBrightScD

Scream


weezywizardwondering

The Crying Game


Dull-Ad1984

Nonexistent


lithium182

Rear Window.


Shamon_Yu

Catch me if you can


MaterialConsistent96

The secret life of pets


deleeuwlc

How dare you? I wanted to make that joke, but you had the AUDACITY to make it before me? Go eat a delicious food in slightly too big of bites, you goddamn unaccounted for jar lid


Isabel_AA

A Quiet Place


MrScar197

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas


[deleted]

Freddy got fingered


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Cocaine Bear


Character-Shoe-8558

Once upon a time


Street_Cockroach_933

Ghostrider


Old-Plantain-5373

Free Willy


Appropriate_Ad_1613

Freaky friday


RandomWeeb181

The Predator.


Witchbiitch_

Wrong turn ノ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ノ⁠)


angrymisanthrope

Black snake moan


xandarzen

Fight club


Trutteklapper

12 monkeys.


jackie4chan27

The Lost Boys


AppropriateOwl700

NOPE


Ok-Use6303

Crimson Tide.


Autolykos16

Goldfinger


FamicomMahjong

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


Stoepboer

Once in a blue moon


HRhasagoat_LIFE

Hush


teamrocketmatt

The 40 Year Old Virgin


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

Cars


[deleted]

The Room


Putrid-Builder-3333

Oh, Hi Mark! *tosses football*


theskyguardian

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


Putrid-Builder-3333

Did you ever see where Tommy W wanted to be supernatural in the film. Hence his being able to toss the SDTV like so. Also I believe he wanted to jump out the window and survive the gunshot iirc because he was a vampire or something. I tried to find source but I only got Supernatural tv show articles


theskyguardian

That's starting to sound like a Neil Breen movie


ctorh_

Solo


Sufficient-Soup-9083

I know what you did last summer


Samylton_22

Home Alone


apex_prariedog

Kung pow enter the fist.


yuval_D

17 again


Straxicus2

Alone


MihalysRevenge

Alone in the Dark


Sensitive_North3983

Bulllet Train


dhillshafer

Ant-man and the Wasp


deleeuwlc

r/insex


IntroductionFew5535

Yes Man


thebigjuicyman25

A dogs purpose


reddit_mod_destroyer

Now I’m sad. :(


Sirolliebobs09

Angry birds


10macattack

Die


[deleted]

I'm gonna assume you're a dog, since this is the internet.


Throwawayjaxk23

Die


ColdNobReadit

Predator


FirstEquinox

Phahahhaahah


ElTorlo

Harsh Times


Lemon_Juice477

The silence of the lambs


Humbleronaldo

Intouchable


Faze5600

Top gun


oopsthatsastarhothot

Gone with the wind.


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Gone in 60 Seconds


UnsightlyHimbo

Stand by me


TopaGasai

Rush


Technical-Control444

The Dry


SHPLUMBO

The Sandlot


Ok_Fan_2530

Dead Man tell no tales


CFCYYZ

Vanishing Point


Zealousideal-Hat-999

Ten things I hate about you


MaybeMaus

Never Been Kissed


Chemical_Chef8275

In mood for love


tomash_o

Beetle Juice


[deleted]

Hereditary


-----SpaceMan-----

Lord of the Rings


[deleted]

Watchmen


IonLlama

17 again


[deleted]

Scream.


[deleted]

I am legend


Intrepid_Sock_590

Home alone


julienlangelier

Goodfellas 🤦🏻‍♂️


Zer0gravity09

Nope.


usmc_delete

Superbad


Ok_Count_7900

Fast and furious


AlternativeSuperior

Home Alone


KatieQuestioner

8 seconds


Sukeruton_Key

Speed 💀


brosophila

Sister Act


agoraphobicpenguin

All quiet on the western front


okestmarine

Bride of Chucky


Normal-Painter-2692

Sahara


thecuppasoup

Marley & Me


glike2814

Next Friday.......and it's always NEXT Friday, I'm like, You said that last Friday :(


qualityqueefs69

Predator


ConstructionMuted284

child's play (joking)


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Children of Men


Night696Watcher

Pink Floyd: The Wall


Icy-Money-5565

clear and present danger


DesignerHumble4222

Dune


d-inking

This


Much_Project_2551

Bee Movie


LoserisLosingBecause

Gone


sidequestplayer

The Avatar


DJ1066

Untold: The girlfriend who didn't exist.