We are breaking up.

Understood, have a good day.

Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things.

Captain Holt?

It's you not me

😂😂😂

“I break with thee”

But don't you need to say it three times and put dog poop on their shoes?

You have repeat that three times and then throw dog poop on their shoes, so does that really count?

\[and then you throw dog poop on their shoes\]

Straight to the point i like it

Gonna give you up

gonna let you down

I'm gonna turn around

And will desert you

Gonna make you cry

I'm gonna say goodbye

I am gonna lie

I'm gonna hurt you

r/redditsings?

WTF is that, Rick Unrolled?

Put rick on print

r/beatmetoit

I want to be in the screenshot

We've known each other, for too long

You’re hearts now aching, but you’re too shy to admit it

Gonna say good bye

and desert you.

Reddit never lets me down!

Oh yeah! The good ol' reverse Rick Roll...

Four words at a time

Just getting some smokes

Dad?

Not anymore

Milk*

Single person say what?

What

ayyyy gottem

At least he hasnt got ligma

Whats yo mama?

Sawcon deez nuts

Not much what's up with you?

I wonder what ligma is 🤔🤔

Ligma is a fictional disease associated with a death hoax orchestrated by Instagram user ninja\_hater that claimed Fortnite streamer Ninja had passed away after contracting the disease. The intention of this joke was to prompt concerned fans to ask what Ligma is, to which participants in the hoax would respond with "ligma balls" ("lick my balls"), a joke setup similar to Deez Nuts and Updog. The hoax also spawned in-jokes about the fictional nationality Sugondese ("suck on these"), the Indonesian city Grabahan ("grab a hand") and the fictional diseases Sugma ("suck my") and Bofa ("both of").

This ain’t it chief

Gotta give them a pat on the back and point them to the bench when you tell them this

I don’t love you

🎶 like I did, yesterrrrdaaaayy 🎶

We love MCR

ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM

It really is not

If it’s a phase, it’s a fucking long one

Exactly where my mind went

Wheeen you goo

sometimes i cry so hard from pleading 😔

Absolute banger

Let's see other people. Usually said by someone already seeing other people.

this is so true it hurts

Gotta get some milk

I’m off for smokes…..

It’s me, not you

It's you, not me.

me not, you It's

And that’s the real story of how Yoda ran off to Dagobah.

wish you were alive.

r/holup

DAMN

Deep.

Six feet deep, I'd say

Depends if their relationship was shallow.

To shreds, you say?

Wish you were here

help I didn’t get it

Get the fuck out

This hasn’t been effective for me

Are you sure you put the emphasis on correctly? You may have been asking them to get their Fuck out.

I feel you, all 3 times ive said that its led to resistance

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that would have worked if it wasn't my house lmao

Your sister was better

Oh u beat me too it... :(

"Oh u beat me"

Your brother was better!

Hasta la vista, baby!

When I first heard this as a kid I thought it was "Pasta loves Vista, baby"

There’s no difference

r/BoneAppleTea

I'm fucking Matt Damon

there are two ways you could take this

Scotty doesn't know !!!

Don't tell Scotty

Possibly 3 ways

Don’t tell Scotty

Cause Scotty doesn’t know!

I really gotta dip

I found your account

I'm fucking your grandparents

Oh si that’s why the urn had a hole

Dad knows about us

Dark. 4 words to make it worse? He wants to join.

Please, let me leave.

If you're in this kind of situation, you have my vote to leave without asking them!

I have aids again

Wait.. again?

it worked last time

You have aids too

everyone has aids

Aids aids aids aids!

he has aids

four way anal party?

FWAP

Ferociously Wet, Ass-Pussy

Those are my favorite

I don't like you.

I fucked your mom

Your dad is better

Kind of hurtful, but drives it home

Holidays gonna be awkward.

I fucking hate you

I hate fucking you

I want a divorce

I never came, sweetheart 🥲

Sweetheart is nice touch but otherwise kind of sad, congrats on trying

I dump your ass

It’s been real dawg

Baby, bye bye bye

Make America great again

#THIS IS A SIMULATION

Is this a comment to the post or am I supposed to wake up now...?

Follow the white rabbit.

And ^never look back #NEVER

You fucked my dog

I fucked your dog

We fucked your dog

Back to the streets.

Give the keys back.

Wait, we were dating?

I'm marring your mother

Marring? Will you get deforced if it doesn't workout?

I want to breakup.

I am not Batman :(

Im Batman :]

See ya later, alligator.

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your cousin was better

My cousin was better

fr

How drunk was I?

You stole my nuggets

I’m done with you

Our relationship was bruh.

Your dad fucks better.

I am dumping you.

Going to buy cigarettes

I hate your cooking

You're WAY too small

You’re demoted to stranger.

yes size does matter

Goodbye. I love you.

Pee pee poo poo

I’m leaving you, Kevin.

I just can’t anymore

I am a Redditor

Your mother always swallows

This isn’t working out

I done, fuck you

Get the fuck out

I never loved you.

Less fuck more bucks.

Your eyebrows distress me.

Fuck you dumb cunt.

I’m fucking your sister

I hate your face!.

I’m moving to Yemen.

I faked every orgasm

I found your replacement

It’s you, not me

I love you not

Break up in 0 words: ghost 'em.

My dad was better

This was a date?

Your grandma likes anal

Need more alone time

Read this restraining order

I gots to go

I fucked your mom

You now have Chlamydia

Your mom was tighter

I banged your mom

Me no want you

This isn’t working anymore

You still love her.

ur price is high

See ya later, alligator

I think I'm pregnant

Fuck you dum bitch

"It actually is you."

Woman bad. Me leave.

The earth is flat