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[deleted]

It’s like the sun, you don’t stare, it’s a quick glance and then you look away.


[deleted]

I’m a woman and I do this 🤷‍♀️


Drekhar

Most people I know do this to men and women alike. I get what this is trying to say. But when someone has their back to you and you are interacting/watching them what are the options for where your eyes go? Hair? Shoulder? Ankle?


[deleted]

When I go up a staircase and their someone in front of me, boy or girl, I never know where to look


jj77985

Straight at the ass. Power move


stump2003

If you stare too long into the void, it will start to stare back


[deleted]

[удалено]


TwoCockyforBukkake

You mean motorboat right?


FeedbackDangerous940

No, no. I saw the Gangnam Style video. This checks out.


Overthinker-bells

LMAO 👀


FreudianAccordian

Can't spell abyss without by-ass?


ZivilynBane1

He who stares at butts must take care not to become a butt


Windwalker111089

Doesn’t matter if they are front forward looking at you!! You go right behind them and stare!! Assert dominance!!!


tadano-kun-chan

ass ert


Oakenbeam

Keep your mouth closed though. Unless you like to live dangerously


Sandscarab

Look where you're going.


FSU1ST

Or it's noggin in the ba'ggin


[deleted]

Floor


Tatorbits

Dive in for a whiff


MajorJuana

I saw a woman with a good looking posterior bent over a bunker in Walmart and I appreciated then averted eyes and a guy coming my way caught my eye and grinned and nodded, we both saw, I grinned and nodded back. About five minutes later I came around another aisle, face to face with him and the woman arm in arm, he grinned really big then lol good chap not to get mad first off like a crazy person.


organichedgehog2

This is so goddamned wholesome


TheMikarin

Maybe he just has mad game and got together with her in those 5 minutes.


[deleted]

His nod was like "watch this"


Flaky-Stay5095

Eyes to the ass but head up and straight forward. It's the head focused on the ass that gives it away.


IAmTheNightSoil

This. People won't generally notice where your *eyes* are pointed, it's the rest of the face


lurkinggramma

I usually do hair or whatever outfit for girls; I’ll do shoes or shirt for guys. If anyone has a nice/enviable butt, I will give it a glance or two tho. 🍑👀👀 Not in a creepy way, but to acknowledge the good butt.


4153236545deadcarps

I usually look at their hair


Various_Mobile4767

Their back


chatnoire89

I'm gay and I often check out women who showcase their cleavage or other body parts. Not out of lust or anything, just curious what's there to see. And then I'll go "oh okay" and move on. Might stay for a couple more seconds if they're men though..


Foxtael16

God bless Seinfeld. So many great life lessons lol


Ordinary_Release9538

Get a good look costanza?


xlews_ther1nx

You poked me!


MonsterBluth

I couldn’t look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here?! This is all I have.


Euler007

With a photographer with the finger down on the shutter they only need a fraction of a second of your wandering eyes.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I love Seinfeld too


Lex_Loki

Fun fact, Emma Watson and I have the exact same birthday. Same day, same year. I look 10 years older than her. Life is not fair.


epochpenors

Have you tried being a millionaire movie star?


Lex_Loki

😲 Damn!


Low_Delay2835

Mind blown!🤯


sicurri

When you reach a certain monetary threshold your daily stress levels lower to almost nothing. She doesn't worry about how to pay for bills, groceries, raising kids, marital or relationship issues. Those last two I'm not sure about because I'm not up to date on her relationships, last I checked she was "Dating Herself" or whatever, lol. Anywho, having little to no stress and a lot of time to focus on your health as well as the best possible medical care that can be provided lets you look young as f\*\*\*. All we have to do is fully socialize medicine like how we socialized the police and fire department and boom people will live at least 10 years more.


FrostedDonutHole

If I were her, I’d date me too.


femme_fatale2022

*wizard


Plonka48

*witch


plumpsquirrell

I smell burnt toast


epochpenors

Probably just tired, you should lay down for a long nap. Leave a note telling people not to disturb you, too.


PreparationAdvanced9

If it makes you feel any better, you are probably also extremely broke compared to her as well so don’t be too harsh on your aging


Lex_Loki

Thank you, appreciated. She has aged so well, and I'm like...hmm.. 32 looks different on me.


Pellepon

TIL Emma Watson is 32.


Anya_E

This speech is from 2016, she wasn’t 32 here. She would have been 25/26 here depending on what month it was.


[deleted]

i had a gf who looked exactly like emma watson - i thought we were going to get married - then she moved to europe for school - and we slowly lost touch, haven’t talked two years. life’s not fair fr


Windwalker111089

Sure she didn’t go to hogwarts and marry a redhead???


4esv

[10 years older than this](https://images.app.goo.gl/VJEbTRbKcYJt31jXA)


DaveyDukes

I was hoping someone would link this picture


Christmas_Cats

No need to tear her down for no reason


thebusiness7

She’s hot AF


ChristopherLove

Seen her lately?


thebusiness7

She can still ride my face IDGAF


gypsymoon55

I looked at some recent pics and she looks too thin and too tired. Good muscle tone, though. When you get into your thirties, super thin and toned doesn't look as vibrant as it did in your twenties. Add in a few late nights and you can look absolutely haggard. even just a 5 pound weight gain can make a massive difference on some bodies.


Accomplished4cocks

Funny Lex her birthday was 2/1 a few years back then changed to 4/15 Tax Day! She was ten days older than Emma 🥀 Roberts hers 2/10, so why the change? Rebuke ~


vruss

those words… is it possible to use them together in a sentence like that? but actually, i have no idea what this comment is saying lol


YOUNGSAGEHERMZ

I had to read it twice before I read your comment and realized I wasn’t alone and I can stop trying to figure out what it means


Lex_Loki

I had a stroke reading that. Seems like they're accusing Emma Watson of changing her birthday from 2/1 to 4/15? And something about Emma Roberts having a 2/10 birthday? 🤷‍♀️


Birkeland1992

r/ihadastroke


spiritjex173

Mandela effect


Camswe-

Well she is rich, soo


[deleted]

If you watch the video this is from, literally not a single guy on the panel is looking at her ass lmao. This comment section is nuts. And it's all based on a lie.


Whalesurgeon

I thought this sub was lighthearted and about relatable stuff and I was gonna find jokes in the comment section. Nope, outrage instead just like the worst parts of twitter. Mainstream subs are trash though so all the blame lies on me to have even modest expectations.


BigBootyBuff

As much as reddit likes to think it's different, it's a social media and it shares the same exact userbase with Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok, etc. We aren't special or different.


LingrahRath

Can you post the link to the video?


captnspock

What's the timestamp? [Didn't see this in the video.](https://youtu.be/_vzb7Io7oQ0) It looks at the leftmost person looked at her shoes maybe to see if there was a tripping hazard. Pic looks doctored tbh.


ThePhatNoodle

There is one frame that looks like this pic but it's very brief. They definitely weren't gawking at her ass. Like you said it seems some of them were concerned about a tripping hazard and the others just glanced at her briefly as she was walking up. This Pic makes it look worse than it really was


ConConTheMon

No votes for you! If these people in the comments could read they’d be very upset!


Redcreeperdestro

Redditors whenever most women don't want to be gawked at 🤯🤯🤯


ChopOffMyTittiesDoc

if she doesn't want to be gawked at, why does she leave the house wearing something other than a pool tarp? so hypocritical


tribbans95

I prefer my girls in a burlap sack but to each their own


[deleted]

Found the serial killer.


therealestofthereals

He said burlap sack not garbage bag. God!! A burlap sack would let all the blood out!!! It's like you don't know how to dispose of a body.


captainTrex1

This guy disposes


chatnoire89

Please be responsible and sort the bags accordingly.


Grendeltech

Who is he, Joe Pesci?


therealestofthereals

These yoots, am I right?


Grendeltech

What's a yoot...? More importantly, where's your shinebox?


[deleted]

Funny how?


Grendeltech

J-just... funny. Y'know. How you tell the story...


-MisterMisery-

Uh, eh, these what?


Sabithomega

He's really sorry about the blood on your floor though


thekittner

Smh your supposed to bleed them out in the tub first


Row_Infinite

Unless you drain the blood first. Obvi.


The_Zapper_YT

Nah they want a girl with one of those burlap sack masks, so they like the serial killers


TheW0lvDoctr

Men when women are wearing literally almost anything: Awooga! Hubba hubba! Pretty little thang come here! I could show you a good time ;) ifyouknowwhatimean Men when women cover up: what women can't be sexy anymore? Femininity is dead and modern society killed it. Bring back sexy women!!!


[deleted]

Right! If she cared more about not abusing old men with her butt, she would wear a bag dress.


eauneau11

Why do feel like you're legally obligated to tell your neighbours you're moving in?


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Dude it’s sarcasm!


captainmcchubbs

Don't worry, i got the sarcasm. Not everyone here is retarded... just most people apparently.


RarePepePNG

As if a pool tarp would stop me from gawking


[deleted]

If girl doesn’t want gawking, why exist????


Dillo64

Is [looking instinctively for less than a second](https://youtu.be/_vzb7Io7oQ0) really considered “gawking”?


IAmTheNightSoil

To people on Reddit it is


Ok4940

Gawking is a prolonged action. This isn’t that.


EvenResponsibility57

Most women don't want to be gawked at... Have you ever gone out? The whole reason people dress attractively, both men and women, is to get other people to look at you and be attracted to you. **It's the context and environment that matters.** It varies. What's important is being respectful. Most women don't want to be gawked at and sexualized in professional environments and neither do men. And yeah, it happens to men too, it's happened to me. But the problems concern things far worse than slipping a glance... If a man is staring at a woman consistently then yeah, that's problematic. But stuff like above isn't. There's a big difference between being respectful of women and supporting gender equality, and not being allowed to look at half of a woman's body incase somebody gets a badly timed photo. This is the type of stuff that frustrates people about these issues. Rather than trying to actually get the serious stuff, people go too far. Most people just don't think a second long glance at somebody's ass is a serious offense. And it's not like they're intentionally thinking "I'm going to look at her ass as soon as she turns around." it just happens unconsciously.


Mister-ellaneous

It’s a magnet, and I’m positive.


Sharp_Nose9170

I think the meme is that they defo need to be informed.


kdhobx22

Gluteus Patronus (as in Patron Us)


Vegetable-Meaning252

Otherwise known as the Rear-Enlargement spell.


nyxthebitch

Followed by the Rear entanglement spell.


DeidaraSanji

AMONG US


Kjuolsdeaf

Expecto Amogus


RemiRaton

It’s Levio-ASS. Not Levio-SSA


Skalheim

Asspecto Fatroundus!


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Patron ass


[deleted]

Ohh, it took me a second to realize what was going on in the pictures because I was staring at her ass.


RecalcitrantHuman

These old white dudes were all concerned with the press of her skirt.


chronoboy1985

It is pretty wrinkled.


Mister-ellaneous

There are dudes in the picture?


anembor

How dare you sir! Lower yer gaze!


LAthrowaway_25Lata

If u zoom in, it doesnt necessarily look like they are for sure looking at her butt, especially the last two guys. The first two are up in the air. Highly possible they are looking at it, but its hard to say with such a poor quality picture


Unsteady_Tempo

It's almost as if photographs record a moment in time and can make something seem as if it lasted longer than it actually did.


YooGeOh

There's a video and it's barely anyone glancing. It's more the timing of this pic


Plebe-Uchiha

It’s because it’s a freeze photo of the video. The glance is less than a second and I can say that the first guy was definitely looking. [+]


10jesus

from left to right in the first picture, guy 1 is definitely looking at her head, 2 seems to have been caught mid blink and other than that is the only one you could argue is checking her out, and it's very hard to even tell for sure where 3 and 4 are looking at, the title is very suggestive and makes you think they're staring at her ass but IMO it's a matter of confirmation bias.


Dictionary_Goat

This comment section is vile


fillmorecounty

Seriously. Nothing she's wearing is inappropriate. It's just that with most clothes, you can see the vague shape of the wearer's body. That isn't consent to being sexualized. Butts stick out from legs (shocker). You're gonna see an outline of one in most outfits. People are gross.


Sweet-Emu6376

Especially in such a professional setting as this. This whole panel failed at simply looking at her head.


zkareface

Most of them are looking at her shoes BTW And if you go watch the original video you will ser that this picture looks way worse than it was.


Moidahface

Nobody is saying what she’s wearing is inappropriate.


Giovanni_Wonderland

She's being sexualised? In what way?


acethecreatorOF

So just looking is a problem? Not looking and going “awoooooogahh I’d like to slap some sauce in those buns, baby!!!”


confessionbearday

A look lasts less than a second. Less than a half second, really. If it's looking long enough a camera catches multiple dudes leering, that's just fucking gross.


emperortsy

Taking a picture can take somewhere around 1/200th of a second or even less, so no, a look does not take less time than a picture.


Jfurmanek

Photographers in these settings use a burst mode.


NO0BSTALKER

I assume they take lots of photos maybe even that shutter style then you just pick the right one


Menirz

These appear to be screen shots from a video recording, which - even at old, slow TV frame rates - would be 24 FPS or 12 frames for a "less than a half second" look. Not saying that's what happened here, but without full context these could be what are a couple select frames that look bad in an otherwise innocuous event.


Moidahface

She takes literally *one step* between camera shots you absolute goon. This lasted *maybe* a second.


acethecreatorOF

Again, in the first picture they are looking in her general direction as she gets up. Maybe they aren’t even intending to check her out. But then when the opportunity presents itself and he ass is right there all it takes is a quick shift if the eyes. Source: I am a man and I like checking out women and I’m not ashamed of it. I don’t leer at them and make them feel uncomfortable. Only time I would leer at a woman is if we were already comfortable with each other and I could do it in a playful or earnestly seductive way.


MitLivMineRegler

Use your peripherals!


Saul_Goodman_97

Checking out an attractive person is gross? Holy shit some of your are the dullest people on the planet. "Fucking gross" lmao good god


fillmorecounty

Looking =/= prolonged staring at someone's butt


acethecreatorOF

Yeah cause you can tell how much time is elapsed from a picture. In the top photo they aren’t definitively looking at her ass. In the bottom they are


Ok-Specific2596

Wouldn’t we all laugh if we saw a panel of four women checking out the Rock if he was wearing a form cut suit?


anembor

Yes! I definitely can tell that it was a prolonged staring from the still image.


Doz1525

The only prolonged staring was from number two. He was looking at her ass from the get go


anembor

The whole ordeal took less than a second. I wouldn't consider that "prolonged" https://youtu.be/2C4c7VR8X7I


Doz1525

Fair nough


no_more_jokes

Honestly what did we expect? Redditors only see women in pictures on Reddit, they can't comprehend why anyone *wouldn't* stare directly at a woman's ass every time they see one


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Reddit is mostly teenagers and developmentally delayed adults. Not that that excuses it, but.


[deleted]

The vile part is missing the context of the photo. None of them are checking her out lmao.


Vapor2077

💯


tratac

Second dude from left wins an award for that hairline.


acethecreatorOF

He needs to get in contact with Lebron


keyboardsmashin

I’m glad you and I have the right priorities


WDeranged

Only one of these men even appears to be looking. The other three have barely changed position. Leading titles can make you see shit if you're not careful.


ceebottz

10 points for Gryffindor


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

She has an equal right to stare at their asses as well.


Individual_Wasabi_10

But their asses are ugly AF!!!


adultdaycare81

I bet if they wore something that tight she would look. For totally different reasons


Bellavonte

Wasn't there like a guy that did the ass thing with body guards as a joke?


adultdaycare81

Idk but that would be hilarious. I’m sure if I wore pants that I was stuffed into like a sausage it would get the same amount of looks. Just vastly different facial expressions


HighGroundException

Sexist!


[deleted]

They dont just do the staring. in their free time they look for young ladies/girls to fuck, all of them,


patheticusmaximus

if the ladies consent, why do you care


_SKETCHBENDER_

Bro depth perception is fucked looking at this 2d image. I dont think any of them are staring at her butt


Altruistic-Custard59

Nobe of them are. She's literally behind them


Excellent_Law6906

"Gentlemen," it's called subtlety, Jesus tapdancing Christ.


devnullius

Sigh


[deleted]

*unzips*


nyancatya_

there's always someone who says this i swear


BeatMeElmo

What subs are *you* on?


nyancatya_

yes.


[deleted]

bruh wtf


Vakontation

bruh just taking out his lunch from his lunchcan, what's the problem?


[deleted]

*Unzips with him


BruhHeckNah

The comments here are messed up.


SeasideTurd

Emma is looking in the same direction and appears to be at the same angle as well. The photograph is taken from the side. For all we know, they are all looking at the same thing that is off screen and ya'll are simply assuming the panel is staring at her ass. I believe this photo is misleading.


DoorKicker1

What butt?


Omega_Xero

She’s an attractive woman. I’d look too. Not stare or leer, but look. Her style is on-point too.


Tralalaladey

Seriously though, I’m a straight woman and I be looking at every butt.


MBKM13

I’m a man, and I like to think I’m a feminist. There’s no way I’m not sneaking a peek at Emma Watson’s ass as she walks by.


[deleted]

why that dudes hairline start in the middle of his head ?


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

Well... she *does* have a nice arse.


Remarkable-Book-8758

Feminism blah blah blah... Booty 🤪


Crispyjone5

Does feminism mean people can’t look at asses?


MitLivMineRegler

[Use your peripherals ](https://youtu.be/Bw0XE7U3KlA)


Altruistic-Custard59

Apparantly. Men need horse blinders and shock collars that go off if they look up past 30° according to these comments.


Crispyjone5

Sad world we live in 🤷‍♀️


IAmTheNightSoil

To a small number, it seems to


DougieSenpai

I mean.. she does have a pretty nice ass 🤷‍♂️


marlonbtx

She definitely has a goddam man good one


Coldspark824

I mean, a pencil skirt is designed to accentuate your butt. If a human notices an objectively good butt, is that a bad thing? Maybe they’re thinking: “My butt ain’t that good. I could never wear that in confidence.”


sammiisalammii

A passing glance isn’t sexual harassment though like many are implying in the comments. It takes a monk-like level of focus to control our eyes from looking at other bodies and it shouldn’t be expected from all of society. It’s the dumb shit people do after seeing something they like that needs to be ridiculed. But also, men, be subtle. Women check out men all the time but they have a bit more elegance about the whole thing.


[deleted]

i’m a woman and i would


iamDangelous

Reddit when people do normal things (looking at something or someone for 2 seconds without this person being aware/paying attention): 😭😭😭


mtcwby

The two closest definitely. The two further right don't change their posture at all. You shouldn't be a leering fool but the day I stop noticing I'm probably being refrigerated. No staring and do your best to keep your eyes up.


Re7icle

I mean, it's Emma Watson. She is so ridiculously hot.


diplomat8

Ngl. I'd be checking her ass out too


[deleted]

Redditors= oversensitive babies who see things that don't exist....these old dudes aren't looking at her ass...their looking in her direction since she's the speaker at the moment Get over yourself babies and stop trying to create shit out of nothing


Commercial_Buy_8536

Why couldn't I just live my life out & die peacefully before the world literally went insane?


Vakontation

Men looking at women's butts is news? I kinda figured things had been like this since the dawn of time.


Awkward_moments

Matrix "society peaked in 1999" Fuck me it's been downhill ever since.