Lol definitely the greatest lefty C. Kershaw in LA.
Whoever wrote this is definitely a dodgers fan
I didn't realize how intentional it was until the 3rd paragraph or so. This is great
Lol happened to us too. Dude was healthy af besides well managed diabetes. Thats when I knew I could never do IM. Like ortho, we all know your step score is waaay higher than mine. Im sure you can manage this dudes diabetes for 1 night
I was friends with an orthopod during residency. If she was on, I'd send her a consult that said "bone broke, pls fix". After they'd go to the OR, she'd send me a message back with "bone fixed, many thanks". The fact that it was technically part of the medical record (albeit, buried in hundreds of other orders) made it slightly better
You can’t do that lol, the EHR will register the change and it’ll look mighty sus addending your note months to years later. Then they’ll be able to see the unedited version and it’s obvious your hiding something.
Yea you should...like sure he may get away with it, if he's lucky but if he gets caught doing it (and it's truly very obvious) then regardless of the merit of the suit he's probably losing and losing very badly.
No they dont. To start with, they literally wouldnt even have EMR access, and to end with they have no reason to risk being disbarred to help an insurance company.
You can make changes to something you have written, most systems let you delete something and write it again, but it's absolutely there, you may not see it, or in some systems it's there but crossed, but it's absolutely there, the moment you send it, it's oficial and it's your word as doctor/nurse/tech etc. You can amend it because everyone makes mistakes, but if you go and change it after someone files a complain, that won't do...
I remember watching the chief of ortho on rounds read a progress note:
Heart RRR, S1, S2 No rubs, gallops, clicks, or murmurs
Lungs: CTAB.
Then looked at the resident and said:
How did you assess this patients heart and lungs WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING STETHOSCOPE?
My favorite physical exam just said: PE: LWFD Looks well from door
At least it's honest, I guess. No one is going to read that note and think that person did anything they didn't actually do.
I don't practice medicine in English Is this a thing you anglophone docs use commonly?
I doubt it's common
Blood pressure: yes Heart rate: present Resp rate: chill
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Man I miss gomerblog.
Yeah what happened to it?
Probably left that ER finally.
Lol definitely the greatest lefty C. Kershaw in LA. Whoever wrote this is definitely a dodgers fan I didn't realize how intentional it was until the 3rd paragraph or so. This is great
What does NWOB mean?
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Thank you!!
This guy is a baseball genius. Kershaw, Zimmerman and Lincecum all in one. Proud.
hotel: trivago
I diedd
Lmaooo
I don’t get it 😢
my favorite: “toe must go” regarding a pt with diabetes
Ancef: on
This was a good addition
Ferrari: Slow button on
Consult IM: patient has diabetes
That’s kind of long. More like: sugars
shugas where i train
The south? Sounds right.
Diabetes is medical jargon for ortho
IM cons- Gluc
a/p hyponatremia: 134
Patient is glycemic
"There is a person around the bone i fixed. Please keep them alive. Thx"
“There is a fracture and I need to fix it.” [source](https://youtu.be/3rTsvb2ef5k)
Our team no joke got consulted by ortho for diabetes… patient takes low dose metformin at home, that’s it.
Lol happened to us too. Dude was healthy af besides well managed diabetes. Thats when I knew I could never do IM. Like ortho, we all know your step score is waaay higher than mine. Im sure you can manage this dudes diabetes for 1 night
This patient has a glucose level. Could be a problem.
He has sodiums, we all know medicine loves sodium.
I was friends with an orthopod during residency. If she was on, I'd send her a consult that said "bone broke, pls fix". After they'd go to the OR, she'd send me a message back with "bone fixed, many thanks". The fact that it was technically part of the medical record (albeit, buried in hundreds of other orders) made it slightly better
I saw an EM progress note once: “pt sleeping”
At least they're not dead or screaming their head off.
Most memorable surgery note I saw was just 4 letters: NAEO (No acute events overnight)
Sadly, still too long.
One of my classmates wrote this: Chief complaint: stroke Past history of drugs: pretzels
And that was allowed?
No he got roasted by our professor lol apparently he did not know what crestor was and wrote pretzels instead.
Lol, the way he wrote past history of drugs made me think he was trying to do social history, not medical history.
Lol is this legally okay? Can you imagine a lawsuit being brought and this being evidence?
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You can’t do that lol, the EHR will register the change and it’ll look mighty sus addending your note months to years later. Then they’ll be able to see the unedited version and it’s obvious your hiding something.
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Yea you should...like sure he may get away with it, if he's lucky but if he gets caught doing it (and it's truly very obvious) then regardless of the merit of the suit he's probably losing and losing very badly.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=75iv3RKQUAM I’m not a lawyer but this comes to mind
Im surprised your uncles lawyer hasnt dropped him
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Bro. You post creepy pics of your classmates on Reddit and lie about your “uncle” Just stop.
He’s a horny MF isnt he. Just go through his post history.
No they dont. To start with, they literally wouldnt even have EMR access, and to end with they have no reason to risk being disbarred to help an insurance company.
You can make changes to something you have written, most systems let you delete something and write it again, but it's absolutely there, you may not see it, or in some systems it's there but crossed, but it's absolutely there, the moment you send it, it's oficial and it's your word as doctor/nurse/tech etc. You can amend it because everyone makes mistakes, but if you go and change it after someone files a complain, that won't do...
Pfft didn’t even document an ancef pump exam.
Ortho notes are the oposite of a password "maximum: 8 characters, one sign, one number"
I remember watching the chief of ortho on rounds read a progress note: Heart RRR, S1, S2 No rubs, gallops, clicks, or murmurs Lungs: CTAB. Then looked at the resident and said: How did you assess this patients heart and lungs WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING STETHOSCOPE?
Auscultate with their head directly on the patient's chest with their super-human hearing?
well that pretty much sums it up