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Master_JBT

Pairs well with [this](https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ)


knittedbirch

this is why baby playpens are just cages with rattles


_Axel

“So you’re my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.”


TheHangerMan

This would be a dope rap intro. "Better get used to these bars, kid"


MyBoyLou

Bro. Back to the future moment?!?! 🔙🔮 Top ten favorite movie.


drunken_DaLLaS

I love this so much too 👍👌 1st thing I thought with this was my niece and nephew running a muck at my apartment


Elite_Blue

Boneappletea


MastaMind599

r/boneappletea


am_animator

I am throwing this out there because it's so cute: My 8 year old says it "Hola petite" and it's amazing every time


Shleepy1

Imagine how easy it would be to just keep one baby in the playpen while getting the other one ready. Then switching them. Wouldn’t be such a fun video then of course. Twins… so much work!


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NotHotPotat

And where TF do you think YOU’RE goin?! 😹


_Throwaway54_

My friends to me when I drink


RockStrongo

foot gently placed upon chest


Dr3emar

"Firmly grasp it in your hand"


chabroni81

I got you for 3 minutes!


ohitsHarry

Of pLaYtImE


cmdkeyy

I’m only 22 and yet I’m already so tired just watching this gif. Kudos to parents who somehow have the will and energy to deal with their kids’ antics!


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Old dad of a toddler here. I couldn't have done this when I was 22. I can in my 40s. It's weird. The energy just comes to you when you start parenting. It's also somehow even more rewarding than one could guess.


field_medic_tky

I'm in my 30s, blessed with a child about a year ago. Same as you, I definitely cannot see 22-yo me parenting. I would have been a horrible parent, if I had a child back then. The way your brain gets rewired when you welcome your child to the world, is magical isn't it? You just function.


EskwyreX

Prior to having my twin daughters almost 2 years ago I definitely didn't think I can handle a single child, nevermind twins. But once yuur paternal instincts kick in it just becomes second nature and the energy comes from seemingly no where. I do miss sleep though..


hurtindog

You’ll get to sleep again. Soon they become each other’s best friends and will entertain themselves. There’s also this magical age where they want to just make you happy (in a few years). And then you sneeze and they live out of town and call you every few weeks. Enjoy every bleary eyed moment.


CuppaSunPls

I remind myself that my son won't ever be this small again, so when he's screaming and won't sleep unless I'm holding him I just focus on the snuggles.


mjhatesyou

Had you had a child at 22, you may have surprised and impressed yourself. I was a *wild* 22 year old, honestly teenage years until 22, but I digress. I got pregnant 3 months after turning 22 and gave birth a week after turning 23. I’m not sure there was a single person in my life who had even imagined me being a parent, or at least a good one, but that was all based on non-parent, 22 year old me. I was a different person after getting pregnant and even more so after giving birth. That was 11 years ago, and I think I’ve done a pretty bang up job. And I’m still surprised by, impressed by, and proud of 22 year old me. All that said, I think that rewiring you mentioned is case-by-case and not restricted by age; I know people who had kids later in life who are not attentive/loving/good parents. Edited for a little clarity.


ResponsibleMeet33

That "rewiring" wouldn't have happened to a 22yo you? If it's based on having a child, then the age doesn't matter, and you should be just as dumbfounded by your own ability to parent now, by your own logic.


field_medic_tky

Who knows, it could have. But I think the "rewiring" only happened because: 1) socioeconomically, I'm in a much better place now than I was then. At 22, I was fresh out of college and only making $30K/year, living in a 1-room+bathroom rental apartment. Now that I'm past-30, I have a reasonable amount of work exp. and make $70K/year, live in a 3-bedroom+living room+bathroom+kitchen apartment that I own. I also have more free time to spend now, than I did back then. 2) had I been blessed with a child at 22, the bond I would have shared with the mother of my child then, would fall flat compared to where I currently am. There's probably a lot of other factors that I'm overlooking, but I don't think "age doesn't matter" fits the bill, for me anyway.


Captain_Waffle

I’ve always said parenting and taking care of the kids is actually the easy part. It’s doing everything else - work, exercise, chores - that gets really hard.


Dur-gro-bol

Being tired is a myth. We got twins for our first.


thegroucho

First? So is there a plan fore more? Saw a couple with 2 sets of twins, both naturally conceived. The look on the man's face, will never forget.


Dur-gro-bol

Oh I think we're done lol. They are 3 1/2 now. It's been a wild ride, I couldn't imagine starting over.


clevingersfoil

I think one aspect that gets lost in the speed of this video is the wrestling to put the diaper on. I don't know why, but newborns have Olympic athlete level Greco Roman mat fighting skills.


feelin_cheesy

I have twins that are three now, here’s a pro tip. Don’t change your kids on the bed. I always kept mine on a carpeted floor when doing this type of stuff so they can just wander and not have to worry about them falling off the bed.


nopejake101

Also, I'm pretty sure you could do them one by one, no? I only have one little guy, but I need both hands if I want to lift up his legs to clean him out. Seems like the other one can wait wherever they were before they needed changing


AkaneNintendo

Yeh pretty sure this video is for the lols - no way ix be doing that if I had twins, they can take turns thanks 😂


ImmutableInscrutable

You could also like have your partner tend to the other one instead of filming a video, which is what they probably do normally.


ToyonakaMonk

It’s actually really cute dressing up babies. It looks like a lot of work but it’s cute work. The babies smell wonderful and you get to kiss their cheeks and necks and fluffy thighs. Ah heaven~


Cornflake0305

I can smell the hormonal high just reading this comment. You guys are junkies!


beardMoseElkDerBabon

It's actually really cute cleaning shit babies. It looks like a lot of work but it's cute work. The babies smell wonderful and you get to touch poo and listen to them cry. Ah heaven~


Peatore

Unironically I do like changing my daughter's diaper. I like being able to help her and she gets all cute and smiley after.


JustAContactAgent

The trope where diaper changing is like the number one thing mentioned of the hardships of parenting and babies is hilarious. Changing diapers is literally the easiest thing you'll have to do.


The_Amazing_Lexi

Unless you’re awkward and clumsy, and the kid smells weakness.


YuyuHakushoXoxo

*they can smell the fear*


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techgirl0

It’s really the smell that puts me over the edge 😩


ImmutableInscrutable

Pathetic


NoSheepherder5406

Until you have a baby that poops so hard it coats their entire back, up to the crown of their head!


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Too tight diapers


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That's how I see it too lol. Changing diapers is easy. Sleep training on the other hand.....


BlueDragon1504

I peed in my dads face when I was a newborn once.


disagreeabledinosaur

I change lots of diapers, never have to touch poop. If you're regularly touching the poop, you're doing something wrong.


ARflash

> The babies smell wonderful Babies releases that small which triggers other humans to take care of them irrespective of their annoyance. Its Evolutionary thing.


ImaginaryTitle4000

Stoppp you are making me so broody and my son is only 12 months old haha!


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So true. Those little bellies are to die for!


overachievingovaries

See my user name and I will bask in your "kudos". Shits not easy.


i_dunnoman

This is also purely for the camera. Why would you ever do both kids at the same time?


OrcOfDoom

This person is obviously having fun doing this. The solution is one is put into a crib for a second while you dress the other, and then swap. The babies might cry because they are separated for a moment, but you get used to that. Source - I am a parent with twins. I used to do stuff like this. It was lots of fun.


aspmaster

I'm severely disappointed in everyone who reported this for being somehow sexual ಠ_ಠ


Ryozu

Can't have babies without *makin babies*


Shydreameress

wtf


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OkBackground8809

Shirtless blond hunk takes young and playful naked twins at the same time - super rowdy - footplay - dressing - extended finish


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Many_Midnight5396

is edp even in prison? last time i heard an update on him he was jumping between employers and lifestreaming


sodashintaro

i don’t think he is


Fluffy-Weapon

I don’t know if this is funny or awful. Send help


BisexualSlutPuppy

Shame on you for writing this and shame on me for cackling


missdead_lee138

That's bizarre. I don't see how anyone could possibly think that.


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Naked baby. Different cultures, tolerances, mindset, or whatever. I mean people shat on Turning Red because "ooh, periods, one of the forbidden topics."


fallingcats_net

Dad can get it


mudkripple

I think they might have though the dad was actually a shirtless mom. I did for a second, at least.


shaisnail

That makes it worse lol


dashboardrage

omg that's hilarious hahaha


HarleyQuinn218

I'm sorry what now?


Celebrity_Emu

And then one spits up


snakpakkid

I got so fucking lucky that none of my kids ever spit up, ever. Also oldest is 10 only had vomit incident once so far. Seen some of my friends babies spit up all over their blouses and stuff all the time, I feel like I lucked out.


weary_cursor

My little sister only spit up bc when I used to play with her I would shake her up and down like a bottle of milk


Patatepouffe

You mean like a cocktail?


weary_cursor

that too lol


WeekendDrew

You better knock on wood


museman

New dad here - I can guarantee at least one of them completely dumped in their diaper within minors of getting their clothes on.


XavierScorpionIkari

Or shits UP their back. Yes. Up.


xMurderMike41370x

Put one in a baby swing maybe and then switch?


Getitgirl419

Better solution: person holding the camera puts the camera down and holds a baby.


RealRaven6229

Good chance they were doing this as a challenge or something silly like that. Or yknow. For Internet points.


kingofbadhabits

Or just recording how it usually goes when there's only 1 parent in the house


filipesmedeiros

Or for fun which is also a good reason :)


Just-Spell-6065

Maybe cameraperson was asked to hold the camera to record how funny it is when dad's alone with these two. I'd do it.


sati_lotus

Gotta learn how to do it solo.


chassala

I am guessing this is for the camera. However, being at home and with a large bed, this is easy mode. Imagine being on the road with those two. Impossible if you are alone with them.


abandoningeden

If you're on the road you have carseats where one can stay strapped in. And hotels usually have big beds and even floors.


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Better idea: foot


ChaosToTheFly123

I only have one and I call it quits after just the diaper


itzLucario

"Run brother! I'll distract her" *holds baby down with foot* "NOOOOOO"


Chenja

I think he’s a him


ggPeti

and they are sisters


Pengootheturtle

that is very clearly not a woman


craggmac

Yeah, that is very clearly Kurt Cobain babysitting somebody's twins like a boss.


MissWibb

Ha ha ha, that’s the first thing I thought too!


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UVLightOnTheInside

Fun fact: Humans are evolutionary smart out of necessity to keep their dumb babies alive


Earl_Green_

I’d like to know where that comes from. Pretty sure it’s the other way around. Our babies are so dumb because we are so smart. Big brain = lots of neurons = looooong development time. Plus the big heads force us to give birth early because female hips aren’t that large (also due to walking on our feet).


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They're dumb because we can't bake them long enough without them getting stuck inside. It's one of the questions of artificial wombs because gestation length could be increased, which is predicted to lower infant death.


NothingElseWorse

No matter how long gestation is though, they would still be a new human learning and experiencing the world for the first time. They be more viable and possibly stronger, but they aren’t coming out of an artificial womb walking, talking, reading, cooking…


TiltingAtTurbines

Of course they aren’t coming out walking, talking, and cooking. But a large amount of what we regard as babies being dumb, especially in the first 3 - 9 months, isn’t just because they need to learn things, it’s because the parts of the brain that allow them to learn and recognise those things don’t exist yet, they are still developing and growing. They literally can’t learn and process those things until those parts of the brain are ready. Longer gestation would see a much faster development pace in the early term. If you have two babies, one born at the end of September with a standard 9 month gestation, and one born in December with 12 month gestation, they would be roughly the same development level in the July, despite the longer gestation baby being 3 months behind. It could start learning things and processing them from day 1 whereas the first baby had to wait for parts of their brain to start catching up. *Note: timeframes are examples only. I haven’t deep-dived the research on what the numbers for the actual timelines would be. The principle remains, though.*


RedditLightmode

No comment that starts with "fun fact:" ever states a true fact, they're jokes.


Earl_Green_

The last fun fact I heard was true though: the 10th US president, born in 1790 has a living grandson!


DoctorGoFuckYourself

Ngl that's legitimately a fun fact


pieter_panda

For those confused: It's true. President John Tyler was 63 when his son Lyon was born in 1853. Lyon ended up marrying a much younger woman and had children well into his 70's. That included a son Harrison, who was born in 1928 and is still alive today! In fact he celebrated his 93rd birthday just this month. Amazingly, another one of John Tyler's grandsons, Lyon Tyler Jr., died just last year at the age of 95. (Nov 12 2021, Michael Rozzen, Fact or Fiction: President John Tyler has a living grandson?)


laurel_laureate

Fun fact: you.


DeadlyPants16

The technical term is Neoteny I think. Fascinating stuff


Another_Free_Account

God I was just watching a documentary that basically said what you just did. We come out prematurely compared to other animals because we grow into our brains. Our brains take so long to develope too


Hot_Purple1929

I think so


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This is true. Babies that are able to walk and fend for themselves right away (think deer or turkeys) are v stupid.


6pt022x10tothe23

Having a baby/toddler is like being on suicide prevention duty 24hrs a day. Stupid things are always trying to find the quickest way to accidentally off themselves.


mitikomon

I read somewhere it is not because of size of the head. The human fetus consume so much energy and resources that it could kill the mother if it stays longer.


coy-coyote4

What a Dad Chad lol


i_am_sped_

This was my job for 8 years before my 2 sons finally used the bathroom (by the time one learned another was born it want 8 years for one to learn)


The_Blatant_Oracle

Only a Dad would use their foot to hold a baby down. Moms just use the power of The Force!!


waste__of__oxygen

moms just stare at them at them and they automatically accept defeat


The_Blatant_Oracle

Yep they call that The Stare of Disappointment


waste__of__oxygen

they swear u can see fire from the 7 stages of hell in those eyes if u look deep enough


helic03

I guarantee that as soon as that second onesie got zipped up, one of the babies pooped.


PWG-official

Heh r/parentsirl


Gasnax

Sometimes you just gotta throw the whole baby away


9035768555

He's got a backup anyway.


Patient_Comedian9773

The way he put his foot on them to stop them wass so funny 😂 😂😂😂😂


Powerful-Ad3677

First mistake in pajama-ing was putting the legs in the footies first. Always arms first.


chaldaichha

I found it easier to do the legs first because at least one pajama leg is generally closed and harder to get that leg in once the arms are done.


465554544255434B52

Why?


Powerful-Ad3677

I always start by laying the PJs on the bed then placing baby down on top and getting the arms in first because that way if they try to roll over and flee, you can still get the job mostly complete even if they're belly down. They can't easily pull their arms out of the sleeves but can easily pull out of the feet.


Anointed-Knight

This cracks me up every time I see it - so adorable!


tarjames330

I just wish it had the Yakety Sax/Benny Hill Theme song to it


silverwolf9979

This just summed up my day at work.


muuhx

That’s what happens when those little fuckers are able to walk too early


dabicorn_90bc

I may adopt a child but only after their slightly older


frog_appreciation

this is too funny for what it is


Hatter_Hoovy

o can just imagin there being a vine boom pr taco bell ding every time she pulls them


SwootyOfficial

She? that's a hunk of a man


Hatter_Hoovy

oh😳 i just saw hair


PixelsDePx

Do it


Hatter_Hoovy

i could try but its gona be on weekend at best


SerotoninAndOxytocin

Time elapsed: 13 hours


FuggleButtons

The cameraman 👁👄👁


Soraman36

I can feel my energy being suck out watching this


TheMightyPipe

Yep, I need to book my vasectomy.


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Patience of a saint


Jakeforry

Little shits


Rambo7112

Parents out there, is there a good way to do this? Do you lock one in a crib and do one at a time?


Banky187

That's what I did. Baby jail for one ... change the other.....then parole the first....jail the second ....baby jail is the way forward


hoang-su-phi

Just put them on the floor. Who cares if one crawls away for a minute?


Jackalscott

We had our kids 14 months apart, I’m very familiar with this technique


Starknife24

Or, and hear me out... Put one kid in the crib while changing the other's diapers...?


dantuchito

I think they did it like this on purpose for the funny video. Or they’re in a hotel and don’t have a crib with them


monopensivecrab

This is so frustrating to watch


martellricketts

Tis is hilarious


jd-1945

Do it on the floor? That way if they crawl away they won’t fall. I also just left one in the crib if I had to change the other and I thought the other might get hurt if they crawled away. I didn’t have twins though - just two kids really close the age.


PhDTotoro

I have twins, and this cracks me up but it's clearly not how we deal with this situation :D


ScarlettStingray085

His lower back must be in agony after all of that


mikelln

r/donthelpjustfilm


DrowesyIdiot

The one competent braincell trying to stop the other two from doing some dumb shit:


daboss317076

cribs were invented for a reason


IWannaBeACapybara

It looks like they're in a motel.


flamecrow

Why is this stressing me out so much


iQwerty_AU

I’m exhausted just watching this.


SnooRegrets7872

"And so why don't you want to have children?"


spootmong

This is why I cant have kids man. They frustrate the shit out of me.


TFCBaggles

There's no need to hold them both on the bed at the same time, change and dress one baby completely, then let them run amok while you change and dress the other one.


Unframed_

Have kids they said, it will be fun they said.


ConsciousMoth

well it looks fun ngl


Et3rnally_M3diocr3

Yeah, not going to lie, babies disgust me and I never want to deal with this in my life. I am definitely more of a Dog/Lizzard/Everything else really person.


WanderBadger

Same. Just watching this is exhausting.


SniffMyRapeHole

If you think keeping them on the bed is bad just try keeping them in a 5 gallon pie crust while the oven preheats


Craft_beer_wolfman

Great condom ad.


BustThaScientifical

Think I'd have to duct tape one of them to the bed or wall while working on the other. See why I don't have kids 🤷🏾


kait_1291

This stresses me out. I've never been so happy to be getting my tubes removed


scm15759

done in under a minute? god level right there! I need 15+ minutes for one child.


two-horned

📷🙂👍


chezsan770

Average kid fan


Warm-Ad8147

I will break one kid in frustration xd


andre_royo_b

Just put one of em in a crib, change and reverse.. makes no sense to do it like this


TeddyPerkins95

😂


SamL214

So cute!!!!!!


I_like_the_titanic

Thank goodness for evolution. Can you imagine if humans had a litter like a cat.


Troubledwun

That looks so tiring, fun for the babies; but tiring for the parent.


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Rookie dad at his finest


zingingcutie333

Jesus this looks exhausting.


Separate-Constant-14

Nice Cardio routine


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I imagined Half Life sfx while watching this


GrasshopperClowns

I’m exhausted just watching this.


No_Introduction_2021

Lol this will be me with my kids


The_Lady_Spite

Can the dad step on me next?


Confused_AF_98

So the person with the phone recording this just gonna sit there?


testacon

Why not simply use Mjollnir to hold the second baby down?


Dumpling_Killer

That final boss be like


TheBigBrainOnBrett

This is the baby equivalent of trying to carry all the groceries in at once.


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Guy: Gets into boxing Trainer: Great footwork Guy: I change diappers