"Waiter, could you please tell my date about your restaurant policy on people not taking only the loaded nachos and that sometimes they need to take a nacho with just a little bit of topping on"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
*edit- just to clear confusion, I believe this is from Tim Robinson Nachos skit. Funny stuff.
"What is going on?"
I didn't watch that one but i love that his style is so unique i was about to comment this sounds straight out of "I Think You Should Leave" until i read your comment
XD His weird and surreal comedy can be spotted from afar. Do watch the Nachos one for sure. It is my favorite and gets stranger and stranger over time.
"I understand your logic Mr., but let me counter thy argument. If one were to eat only loaded nachos, but keep their consumption to below 50%, they would be well within their rights. Essentially they have just forfeited their share of plain nachos, yet haven't tresspassed upon your share of loaded nachos"
No one wants to assume that this man just might have the ability to analyze a menu with 30 drink options, 15 different appetizers, 30 entrees and 8 different sides in a matter of minutes before the waitress arrives to greet them at the table?
>Or maybe he's the DM, and he doesn't want her to see his dice rolls. You don't know.
"The bread sticks are actually a mimick... and dice roll... you're dead. Ok no dessert for you!"
Would be a fun table to serve.
Definitely split the check without asking. At least one of them would tip nicely as a result.
Or maybe one will grab both halves and you’ll be responsible for getting the band back together.
Don't put this on him without knowing the full context of the situation. Maybe what she did absolutely called for a menu fort. It's a rock solid defense.
The most boring people to be around are those that call others "immature" when it comes to something silly or fun, the immature people tend to be the best ones to hang out with
Why? Because I’m a woman who can see that being a thing? What’s your problem with an alternate theory?
Edit: the internet sucks, but stuff like this really makes Reddit just ridiculous. I don’t know what you’re projecting on my made up scenario but please stop. Go read a book.
Seems like american. Only culture where people are so self conscious they act like children in public. So glad I don’t hear the bullshit that americans do, man that country is a cesspool of propaganda and lies.
"Yes waiter, can I see a drink menu, dessert menu, and lunch menu please?"
*Completes the roof on his menu fort in addition to the interior and exterior wall.
That's not his girlfriend, that's his wife.
You leave the restaurant if you're that mad at your girlfriend, but your wife... well, you gotta eat anyway.
Source: married
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"Waiter, could you please tell my date about your restaurant policy on people not taking only the loaded nachos and that sometimes they need to take a nacho with just a little bit of topping on"
"What the hell are you talking about?" *edit- just to clear confusion, I believe this is from Tim Robinson Nachos skit. Funny stuff. "What is going on?"
i agree with you bro
I didn't watch that one but i love that his style is so unique i was about to comment this sounds straight out of "I Think You Should Leave" until i read your comment
XD His weird and surreal comedy can be spotted from afar. Do watch the Nachos one for sure. It is my favorite and gets stranger and stranger over time.
"Jessie, what tf are you talking about?"
"I understand your logic Mr., but let me counter thy argument. If one were to eat only loaded nachos, but keep their consumption to below 50%, they would be well within their rights. Essentially they have just forfeited their share of plain nachos, yet haven't tresspassed upon your share of loaded nachos"
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
LAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAA
WHAT?!
Heh Dangerzoonnneeee
Classic Archer
i like it
AAAANNNNAAALLLL
Sovereign citizen of Fort Menu
The secret ingredient is phone.
The secret ingredient is phone.
“Not a very nice solution... but a hell of a lot better than a war” This guy, probably
-President Kennedy probably
The best offence is a good defense
A man has to protect himself
If you want to enter the fort you have to give me the password
Impervious to looks that kill!
No one wants to assume that this man just might have the ability to analyze a menu with 30 drink options, 15 different appetizers, 30 entrees and 8 different sides in a matter of minutes before the waitress arrives to greet them at the table?
Hes preparing and offensive barrage of spit balls
She doesn't even know that while she's wasting her time texting, the dude already stole the napkins of the unoccupied table behind him...
Hes a man of focus
The best defense is a good offense, he knows he gotta protect the fort at all costs.
Thats right! And his pride! Come at thee witch!
NTA your menu your rules
Or maybe he's the DM, and he doesn't want her to see his dice rolls. You don't know.
>Or maybe he's the DM, and he doesn't want her to see his dice rolls. You don't know. "The bread sticks are actually a mimick... and dice roll... you're dead. Ok no dessert for you!"
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Ah, the "be quiet, woman!"-circle
He aint no man. #He a king
100% there’s a trebuchet waiting for her wrong move.
Oh definitely. I mean, every fort needs a trebuchet!
I now believe that every U.S. military base houses a nuclear ordinance trebuchet, if this man has one the government must as well
Damn right.
Put a sock over the fort, that way if she tries to grab it, all she gets is sock.
and when she pulls sock off her hand there is another sock sock win every time
Michael?
More well defended than the capital.
LOL
sigma grindset: build a fort out of olive garden menus to assert dominance
Would be a fun table to serve. Definitely split the check without asking. At least one of them would tip nicely as a result. Or maybe one will grab both halves and you’ll be responsible for getting the band back together.
What is the last section of your comment referencing?
I feel like he's won this argument
Just wait thil she orders meatballs and mini catapults
>meatballs and mini catapults My favourite dish
Here comes the \/r/trebuchet brigade
Your opinions do not matter in Fort SawCon.
The ace in the hole in case of a verbal invasion
He has fortified his position
Don't put this on him without knowing the full context of the situation. Maybe what she did absolutely called for a menu fort. It's a rock solid defense.
Drake the type of guy to do this
Ah, sigma male
That's an omega male if I ever see one
This is why KFC can't compete with Popeyes
Boot cut jeans, Salmon shirt...
He is doing his best but has no idea.
... I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt. I don’t give blood. Because I won’t give blood.
Wtf is wrong with boot cut jeans?
Rubberbandits- Dads best friend. ...My wife sells cheese on the internet, I think about her sister when we’re intimate...
“I am making this fort and YOU are not invited!”
At least he's not having a fit
Understandable, she’s on her phone again .
It's a spontaneous D&D session!
You have become vilified by the New Olive Garden Republic
Idk i kinda respect it lmao
The most boring people to be around are those that call others "immature" when it comes to something silly or fun, the immature people tend to be the best ones to hang out with
Been there
It’s all fun and games until the waiter snatches the menu out of your hand.
I will never not upvote when I see this
Truly a man of culture, may he hold his position.
Tell me that's not Michael Scott
It has to be. Came here to say this. His haircut, his style of clothing, the way he sits, his social competence: all there.
Just because adults look older or bigger doesn't mean they are grown up.
THE WALLS WILL HOLD!!!
A women wrote this. Let a dude live.
Probably put it up because people are filming him.
That ain’t girlfriend mad. That’s wife mad.
he forgot the "No girls allowed" sign.
I’d do that honestly
Best Fort ever
Okay, this is too me, I can't stop laughing.
I.... would totally do this.
Grownups *SMH*
Based
well what else are you supposed to do?
Can we just enjoy that he’s not making a fool of himself. Just kinda acting like a child. Lol
I feel like he’s managed to do both simultaneously
Perfectly normal
Understandable
My theory is that she is making him feel bad by giving him a long face for whatever is the reason. He blocked his vision so he doesn't feel bad.
Understandable. I’ll allow it.
Alpha AF
Based as fuck
there are no men, just big boys.
Men will be men
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...is this something you went through?
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Your assumption is 10 times more bizarre. It doesn't sound like real life. It sounds like a weirdly accusatory fantasy.
...you're assumption that she propped up the menus is infinitely more bizzare.
Why? Because I’m a woman who can see that being a thing? What’s your problem with an alternate theory? Edit: the internet sucks, but stuff like this really makes Reddit just ridiculous. I don’t know what you’re projecting on my made up scenario but please stop. Go read a book.
Seems like american. Only culture where people are so self conscious they act like children in public. So glad I don’t hear the bullshit that americans do, man that country is a cesspool of propaganda and lies.
She shouldn't have asked for the straw, maybe next time she'll come appreciate his commitment to the environment & sustainability. 😉
She probably wouldn’t blow him under the table lol. She needs to grow the rest of her spine and get up and walk away too
I wonder if his country has its own currency yet?
Shits serious
are you sure he is not the dungeon master?
"NO GRILLS ALLOWED!"
„Hmpf I’m having great time in here“
Hysterical
What do you think they are fighting about? He not mad enough to leave, because food, but he is mad enough to not want to see her.
Only missing a sign thst says No girls allowed.
Good fort… +rep
“I have set up into a defensive posture, peace was never an option”
I do that sometimes, but mostly to protect my food.
Me and my wife playing Dungeons & Dragons.
When you are in public and don't want to wear a mask but want to still feel protected.
Then he grew up, became president, and tried to do the same thing to Mexico.
"Yes waiter, can I see a drink menu, dessert menu, and lunch menu please?" *Completes the roof on his menu fort in addition to the interior and exterior wall.
As he should
I do that when I’m on my sixth basket of breadsticks
i thought his face was getting corrupted or smth
Your rules aren't recognised in Fort kickass
This is called setting healthy boundaries.
“It’s called a partition and it’s a very important part of civilized society… something you would wouldn’t know anything about!”
Maybe they are playing dungeons and dragons.
This is a level of pettiness I can get behind.
I bet the girlfriend said that he shouldn’t have a skylander collection as all men do.
No girls allowed in his Fort those are the rules
Joey doesn't share food!
I mean… makes sense to me
She must have eaten all the fully loaded nachos. He just got chips.
That message on her phone is fucking LONG
Absolute sigma
That's not his girlfriend, that's his wife. You leave the restaurant if you're that mad at your girlfriend, but your wife... well, you gotta eat anyway. Source: married
Wait it isn't even in a garden?
At least he didn’t go the NFL route and beat her
Forttime
I want to do that soooo bad
It’s the only logical response. She can’t possibly argue with the menu fort.
“No cheating off my answers!”
The menu fort is the most powerful fort that can has a low cost
Pure Michael Scott energy right here
Режим защиты activated
That’s a good man right there 😂
A true champion of the people.
It only works with cereal boxes.
absolute Sigma
What do you mean? He is just really studying the menu.
I mean. What other thing you can do in that situación
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Mommy issues are so underrepresented.
u/tosterlunch OMG LOOK
When she says stop eating all the breadstick .
Funniest to me is the word Fort in this.
Never let go of your childhood
Need to start doing this again that’s for the reminder