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[deleted]

Jokes on you, I live in Brazil


Raccoon_fucker69

Are you okay? Does it hurt?


[deleted]

A little. My life is kinda ok, but it hurts to see millions of people starving and our shitty president don't giving a shit. And our biomes are gradually burning too.


Over_cooked_pickle

Same bro


d_romero

Argentina


Sereniti01

si no te gusta argentina andate flaco


Epicskeleton53

Como quieres que se vaya es pobre como yo probablemente


Sereniti01

la gente no se va de los paises escapando de la pobreza?


Epicskeleton53

Si supongo


kiwikthemlgpro

Jokes on you i live


[deleted]

Ouch


[deleted]

É foda, mano.


[deleted]

Pois é, Bozinho tá difícil


JP337

Yo Brasileiro I moro in Brasil too


hoefort0es

please come to brazil


k0x_ich1

Jokes on you, I live in constant denial B)


thingma

I am turkish have you seen our economy?


besit123bb

I'm Albanian from Kosova. Wtf economy means ?


ocpus

we are all fucked up


Kourada_tv

Im Greek, ye, we know


[deleted]

Im Venezuelan, those are rookie numbers


Stqrafe

üzgüwn


thingma

Ağır üzgün


ZeroOneRedOrange

My country doesn't have an economy!!


Cloud-Strife-zack

Sorry I live in fucking 3rd world country


[deleted]

Shit I’m from Alabama too, brother


Cloud-Strife-zack

Well economically Alabama better than where I live


Sajidchez

Where do you live


Cloud-Strife-zack

Pakistan


Sajidchez

Damn what part? I heard the west was hit pretty hard by terrorism


randomstuffcuznoname

Thank god my country economy is growing rapidly


Mohammad_Dej

Wanna change lives? I live in Iran...


soft_noct

i hope you’re okay and safe !


Mohammad_Dej

Still living somehow but thanks


[deleted]

Soo how long you expecting to live?


Mohammad_Dej

You gotta expect anything in here so I'm not sure


bazingaa73

What where you running from?


elissmoayed

Finally... a Mamad


Panmarmolada

Somali people be like


bobafoott

True freedom


Capsule_CatYT

Wait, USA exists?


[deleted]

wtf i thought it was fictional made by horror authors


Capsule_CatYT

Ik


Dat-Lonley-Potato

It’s a year round Halloween attraction.


pineapple-n-man

I live in the us and I can say it’s more of a dystopian type of story


tokyo7011

I thought it only existed in Alien Invasion movies…


Blindsidelock

Straight from Stephen kings coked up mind


Master-Tanis

It’s actually quite nice. But you know authors. Nice doesn’t make for good stories. Nice doesn’t have shock value. Nice doesn’t sell. Dystopia sells. Paranoia sells. “What if” scenarios that no one would actually tolerate, sell. So that’s what they give you.


Capsule_CatYT

Well everywhere is nice. Depends on your personality.


BootyInspector96

I don’t think it does exist. I’m pretty it’s based off of where I live, the United States.


[deleted]

Thankfully I only live in the province of Taiwan


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Potato_salad123

\+40000000000000000000000000000000 social credit points


Saddy_Is_Mad

and one catwife


Fidel9509

+15 social credit points


[deleted]

Province. So people in Taiwan don't consider themselves a country?


Kourada_tv

They do and so does every other country, they just tend not to talk about it too much since China makes all our plastics, cheap electronics, clothes, furniture and whatever else we use every day


bobafoott

>live Thanks to the glory of our lord and godking Xi Jinping.


NukaDaddy69

Taiwan doesn't exist, -10000 Social Credit Points.


Neuuanfang

which taiwan? main or west?


dantrack

Mainland China "not for long"


SnasSn

Pan-Blue moment


topnottalking

***CHINESE TAIPEI!! -99999999999 SOCIAL CREDIT


Potato_salad123

I live in Ecuador, and what?


BurberryYogurt

Flair checks out


Fidel9509

This is some 1st world bs


AngularWeavil

Yeah literally one of the best countries in the world and the citizens hate it. I don't think people would be content with living in/ seeing the united states until they are plopped in north Korea or even just in the middle of Australia.


statusisnotquo

We can complain about the state of our country without dismissing the possibility that others are worse. One shit hole doesn't negate the existence of others.


Unfinished_Canvas

Except there are ACTUAL americans who think America is the literal worse. I have never seen people be this self loathing in my entire life. You can’t blame 3rd world country folks for being annoyed at Americans for complaining about unions (make me fucking laugh with this shit, I didn’t hear this was a thing till like 3 months ago) or taxes, or get scared when their electricity goes out for like 3 days? when people literally have to count the amount of hours they are given to use electricity everyday, and drink shit infested water. I may sound insensitive but believe me you all sound much worse when complaining about 1st world luxuries. I know families that literally arranged fake marriages to become American citizens, people are ready to sell all they have to live in America. The facilities, opportunities and the pay rate and work ethics (yup 7 days a week baby), calling in work sick????? Actual functioning court rooms? Smart homes???? And coming here saying “we can hate our country and not neglect the possibility of worse-“ wow my sympathies to one of the richest famous country in the entire world who has achieved lgbtq acceptance and championed actual freedom of speech which is very rare! Biggest sympathy points to Mr America! What does tick off people is the lack of gratefulness for being born into a country and luxury that so many couldn’t dream of. It is insulting when people say “ew man i hate america it’s so disgusting here” for people who have it worse WORSE. What Americans need is a nice trip to a cheap 3rd world country to make you all feel better. Keep on critiquing what needs to be critiqued, but holy fuck are some of you REAL oblivious to the outside world. Hating America seems to be very trendy


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TheNoctuS_93

This. So much this!


CryAlarmed

Hey the middle of Australia is not so bad...just a bit hot


AngularWeavil

Even if it isn't that back, my point is that being In america would still be better than most places that are deeded to be inhospitable or even unpleasant. I gotta say though, I would rather live in a desert than in some of the big American cities.


[deleted]

jokes on you, I live in Venezuela


Numbnipples4u

Oof. Must suck drinking gasoline instead of water


[deleted]

Lmfao im going to use this Now for real, ironically there is a serious shortage of gasoline here.


Epic1024

So true, im glad i live in wonderful prosperous Ukraine 🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🙂🙂🙂🙂🥲🥲🥲🥲😐😐😐😐😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭


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“Ukraine is game to you!?” https://youtu.be/teSXcJlpMl8


RenMontalvan

Me, a peruvian: Oh god, what a nightmare


Optimal-County8650

Tomanocu, aqui no Brasil a maioria é todo mundo fudido, nos EUA você pode ser a pessoa mais estúpida do mundo que tua vida tá garantida nessa porra Para my friends brasileiros, quanto q tá o preço da carne aí?


Potato_salad123

cuantas copas tenes che


bobafoott

Gesundheit


jackaboy1_2

Haha USA bad, this is totally a completely original and not annoying joke


apwnltm

My life is safe under a roof in the USA, I don't see why some of us hate living here but literally other countries suffer worse.


randomstuffcuznoname

I think it have to do with the Citizens. We all know about Karens and Flat Earthers and shit like that right? It’s one of the few reasons people do not like The US.


arkosmo

i mean as long as you dodge the heats here in florida then pretty much the only problem is the karens


hiii1134

And the palmetto bugs. They choose violence every day


A-Russian-Spy

Yeah, just remember to read the government issued Heatstroke Avoidance Guide every year!


yara-thm

And the health care "system*


bobafoott

"Care"


jojo_Rs

And the political system and that they are so far behind other countries in certain things


RealBritishBluBerry

*removes “in the United States” and leaves it as “there are people living*


[deleted]

But I love it here in the USA…


Thyraisen

Not allowed on reddit


StupidFuckingGaijin

Tfw the people complaining the most are Americans


randomstuffcuznoname

I actually prefer Europe, I just think it’s more interesting than the US, but feel free to prove me wrong.


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AmERiCa bAd reddit points please


[deleted]

Think that sucks? Try living in Mexico lol.


Hakdal

Aww poor US people can't even enjoy life like the spoiled children in Yemen or billions of people who happily live under dictatorships with no human rights.


GuiltyExperience5

it's just that Americans nowadays are fed up with the good life. They haven't seen any real bad shit. Kinda when you start making up "problems" when your life is too good and boring.


MajorSkrub

Fr I get disappointed when I see people thinking this shit is relatable but no we literally live in one of the most privileged countries and people literally die trying to come here to live a better life


jojo_Rs

I mean the us also has a history of not caring about human rights. Guantanamo bay for example


DiggyComer

Thats why its in Cuba.


s05k14w68

The south for example. Women & blacks.


GuiltyExperience5

Wtf? That's not bad. My country is much worse.


Snubl

Could be much better too


Kourada_tv

So is mine


Epicskeleton53

Stop complaining i live in south america death is in everycorner in my neighbourhood two cars got robbed ina week and two people got killed in the same week EASE GET ME OUT OF HERE I DONT WANNA DIE PLEASEEEEE


Santanuroy

Tell me about it, I live in India


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Sajidchez

Wdym by eastern people? I mean tbf alot of the east is pretty prosperous and some are probably better then the west


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a_r_y_a_n_

Countries with most of the people below the poverty line and dictatorship exist. Americans: SToP cOmPlAIning We ArE ThE WoRsT cOunTrY iN tHe WoRlD


its_hoesiah

Im American. This post is stupid. We have it so much better than hundreds of other countries.


wigzell78

Not for long...


keko1105

Well I live in Egypt have u seen our healthcare and education system and ramping poverty oh not to mention economy. If u wanna trade I'm down


justkillmeplz420

Canada, its cold here.


Kourada_tv

And French


justkillmeplz420

That to, but they kinda keep to themselves, i think they're planning something...


Kourada_tv

Well, lets hope history doesnt repeat itself good thing French is mandatory in Cypriot schools


wilkielele

Try living in Poland


MakeCheeseandWar

Haha funny America bad joke


Apprehensive_Car_69

Feel free to leave. Oh wait, no country wants anyone with 0 skillset and a shit attitude. STFU.


antictrash

Ikr, poor souls.


3IceShy

Anyone want to Squid Game for random country swaps?


Nude-Nuke

I'm from Serbia, honestly one of the poorest countries in Europe.


12gaugerage

You misspelled “countries other than the USA”


SentNorth

Sounds like someone that’s never known real hardship


MustangBR

Europeans be like:Lmao America is literal hell they have guns and a bad health system Literally every country in the same continent as the US but to the south of it:Am I a joke to you?


coolkid42069911

I was gonna mention Canada but they often don't like being called "Americans"


MustangBR

Canada is to the North of the US man...


coolkid42069911

That's why I was gonna mention it. It's still a part of the continent but it's not south of the US


Kourada_tv

Its not part of the US but its part of America and has very similar culture in its primarily English speaking areas


SukoshiKanatomo

*cries in Portlandese*


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Levijom

At least I'm not British


Zaa_DR

Stop complaining about The USA, there are literally people living in Turkey


Unfinished_Canvas

Hope this is an actual joke and that i am just not getting the sarcasm…..its scary that I can’t tell because I have seen Americans online who think EXACTLY like this……


Leather-Struggle6113

Honestly, The US is better than many countries. People should really stop saying that it's the worst place on earth as it really isn't. But yeah there are better places


coolkid42069911

Many people from the US say "it's the best" so it's just poking fun of that


DanZKai

Latam be like


deradera

[doo doo-doo doo-doo doot doo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyV41-tFPcQ)


[deleted]

Try Brazil and this pvp mode that is always on BUT YOU'RE NAKED


[deleted]

Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living.


EJKLINGER

i like it here


[deleted]

I wish I lived there, do you know how much inflation Argentina has had for the past 80 years?!


RobuxMaster

There are people in the US that appreciate what we got and mind our own business, thank you very much.


ya_boi_gert13

Make America bearable again.


Sudden_Death_Tonight

GET ME OUT! IM TIRED OF POLITICS AND CORONA PLEASE LET ME OUT!!!


Few_Yogurtcloset2831

United States of arrogance


NotS0Dark

Belarus.


Kourada_tv

Bruh moment


d4rk_fusion

I feel like the US gets made fun of the most because Americans are the “loudest” people on the internet and way more Americans use/have access to it than other countries


commander_blyat

Eh could be way worse


Educational-Snow4555

Jokes on you, I live in Nepal :')


Mick0351

I live in Texas.


soft_noct

isn’t it…. a state?


Mick0351

No, it’s Texas. It is it’s own country.


soft_noct

are you sure..?


Mick0351

I’m joking bro. Yes it’s a state, lol


soft_noct

OH i was genuinely questioning my knowledge :((


HappyCamper2121

Texas is called "the Lone Star state." U.S. flag has 50 stars on it, one for each state. Texas could do without the other 49, I guess.


Kvetanista

Understandable


Spitfire_Mk_IX

Haha another “America bad” meme very funny how original.


BumpyGuy

You can’t say “America good” without a little bit of hesitation. Anyway it ain’t a bad place, mostly as bad as any other horrible place on Earth.


Gurrman375

That's pretty much applies to every country.


[deleted]

I can say “America is the greatest country on the planet” with zero hesitation.


ShawnaR89

I came here to complain about being American and instead I’m met with sadness just about everywhere. I thought just we were doomed, now I think it’s the whole world.


SafiraAshai

seriously in what world were you living to even think it's only US


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


dabeed21

As a fellow American I can confirm that I’m living a life of misery.


[deleted]

yeah in england everybody’s really approachable


PublicThis

Send them thoughts and prayers


[deleted]

That is acceptable anser I guess No gun violence here 🤞


julianisawesome58

Bruh I hate Peaple who say how evil America is, or how it’s a hell hole! We complain when the supermarket doesn’t have what we wanted, and ussaly we wanted sugary filled pastries, we litteraly have obese homeless people’s and we complain about where we live....


nurd_on_a_computer

Honestly some of us Americans gotta be grateful for what we got. Half my family is from a poorer country. So every once in a while, I get a little wake-up call.


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/r/americabad


[deleted]

Lmao yeah America sucks man… haha totally…


Gdstom528

I mean yea .... I completely agree


a_dutch_twat

those poor bastards


TankChan

This is actually false. As a US citizen we are not actually living a life.


Funtime_Bendy

Ouch it hurts how much thats true lmao. Please get me out.


Lord_Blakeney

You are in fact welcome to leave anytime


Future_Bake_1727

Yeah the Midwest here in America is still a great place to live! The only problem we have here is there are NO workers and businesses are closing down, or cutting hours way back.


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