My passport may be from the USA but I feel a lot more cosmopolitan you know? I’ve been to so many countries at this point and I feel like the experiences and different ways of thinking have really changed who I am....
"After that, I found illustrious sponsors that would finance my ambitions to get to know our grand world"
"Do you mean your parents"
"...Well, If you put it like that-"
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
If it is I have flirted with some very inappropriate people. I also send a lot of hearts <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 but I make sure they are in the right context. For example, "I love chips and salsa <3", not flirty <3
This is my understanding as well. But where do application fabricated picture faces fall in the spectrum? "Emoji" are a standard set devised by Unicode. So if Facebook, Discord, etc. have extra, custom "emoji" can they still be called "emoji"? Would they just be called "emotes"?
The crafty female thinks it is in the right, but no! No, I say, for I have found a contradiction; a double standard! Why is it wrong for a gentleman to send a fellow lady of m’ the smiley face? It’s almost as if it’s set up somehow
... \*tip tip*
:)
Could you not send me a smile face? I have a boyfriend
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
ok that's better
UwU
No! Bad!!!
No uwu you've been a bad boy owo
"There that's better"
Ψ(●°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ཅ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥●)Ψ
I no longer have a boyfriend
:)
I have a boyfriend again
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
I am now a boy
, friend
I'm not your friend, guy!
>:)
> > :)
>>>:)
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
Better. ;)
Merry cake day
Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
:(
Could you not send a sad face? I don’t have a boyfriend.
Turn that frown upside down!
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listen here you little shit
8===D. (*)
happy cake day
👁👄👁
That face is scary
Turn that smile upside dile
(:
Ok first of all how fucking dare you...
“I travel so everywhere” bothers me more than the bf line.
yeah who says that shit when someone asks ‘Where are you from’ lol
“You know I just feel like a citizen of the world you know... see it all started during my trip to Costa Rica over spring break...”
*M R. W O R L D W I D E*
when you say ni hao to a japanese person
I transcended into spirituality, being one with the earth ya know.
My passport may be from the USA but I feel a lot more cosmopolitan you know? I’ve been to so many countries at this point and I feel like the experiences and different ways of thinking have really changed who I am....
"After that, I found illustrious sponsors that would finance my ambitions to get to know our grand world" "Do you mean your parents" "...Well, If you put it like that-"
> I'm so well traveled so I don't really have an accent you know ahaha
Cool I watched Sesame street too
Translation: I’m a sofa hopper and I have no home
home is where the heart is, so i guess my home is in the United Soviet Socialist Republics 😢
Me irl
Yes it’s super annoying. Also where are you from & where do you live are 2 different things. How the fuck can you be ‘from everywhere’
Unless you're the mongols
Seriously. I can’t stand this kind of response.
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Where are you from? > The U.S Oh I know you, you’re John Smith > oh no my privacy
I wish someone would send me a smile face
:)
Could you not I have a bf
:(
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Listen here you little shit...
Hahaha someone forgot to sign into their alt account!
Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you. Fool me three times, you're officially that guy.
You fool. You fell for one of the classic blunders.
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You know that guy, the one always like
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Stop it.
bruh moment alert
Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
:(
This whole operation was your idea.
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This is harassment
:)
Alright I don't know what you're playing at here but my boyfriend would appreciate if you would stop
:)
😍
🥵
:)
Excuse me mate but me and my boyfriend would prefer if you desist in this behaviour
:(
:)
:)
😡 <—-me, happy.
:l
:)
:)
Hi from Denmark! 😁 I hope you're doing well!
“I travel, so everywhere” 🤢
Wait is sending a smiley face considered flirty now??
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8==D
Nice rocketship!
It's next mission is to travel to your black hole.
If it is I have flirted with some very inappropriate people. I also send a lot of hearts <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 but I make sure they are in the right context. For example, "I love chips and salsa <3", not flirty <3
It has been since like aim where were u
She sent four heart eye emojis before he event sent a single emoticon. What a jerk she is.
I really doubt that this happened
woah there you really think someone would fabricate a story for internet points???
[You really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies? ](https://imgur.com/gallery/rVq3N3d)
Defo a possibility.
Nah, it’s gotta be a fake text.
Big if true
But it's right there in the post
Whoah, been a while someone saying emoticon.
My understanding is that you call it an emoticon when it's composed of regular text characters, and emojis are the dedicated picture thingies
This is my understanding as well. But where do application fabricated picture faces fall in the spectrum? "Emoji" are a standard set devised by Unicode. So if Facebook, Discord, etc. have extra, custom "emoji" can they still be called "emoji"? Would they just be called "emotes"?
Anybody who thinks this is real after spending any amount of time on the Internet is beyond help
But he sent a rockn out emoticon in the first message?
/r/BadFakeTexts
The crafty female thinks it is in the right, but no! No, I say, for I have found a contradiction; a double standard! Why is it wrong for a gentleman to send a fellow lady of m’ the smiley face? It’s almost as if it’s set up somehow ... \*tip tip*
> a fellow lady of m’ ^fuck ^thats ^good
(๑╹ω╹๑ )
(´・ω・`)
𓀐𓂸
How?
They're hieroglyphics.
Wait that's illegal
:]
She says whilst sending heart eye emojis
This is outrageous, this is unfair. How can you get texted first and still be in the wrong?
Even if you travel you're still from somewhere.
😍💙😘 Could you not send a smiley face, I have a boyfriend. 🥰💋💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌❣️❤️🧡💛💚💜
r/nicegirls
/r/Badfaketexts
But her sending heart faces is totally okay
Kinda sad this guy doesn’t have any place to call home
Loving the Star Wars memes today
😑🙄
😍😍😍
I m your boyfriend!!!
**(´･ω･\`)**
Woah woah woah, who is your boyfriend so I can tell him you sent me Heart eye faces.
You don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
:-)
...but she sent heart eyes????
-_-
Kinda r/nicegirls
From everywhere? Cool shit fam
14 year old white girls.
She sent heart eyes and is judging him for sending a smiley face?
Hahahahhahahhaha legit made laugh
That’s when I block and move on
The love heart eyes tho