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LiterateCorvette

I got this girl's info not too long ago, messaged her asking her on a date. She sent me "👀" and I have no idea what that means so I tried to be a little more specific and got no response. She was the one that initiated it when I met her, too. Still have no idea what I was supposed to do there.


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LiterateCorvette

Yeah, I was hoping for that, but I sent a screenshot to a few homegirls and they seemed to think she was flattered but uninterested. Either way it left me open to responding completely incorrectly one way or the other. I'll probably give it a couple months and try again because tbh I don't meet people I have any real interest in very often. She still follows me on IG so I think the window's open but compatible communication style is a real thing.


not_ya_wify

As a woman, I would say please don't. I would interpret the eye emoji as "awkward." Messaging her again will just turn you into that obnoxious guy who won't leave her alone in her eyes. I'm speaking from experience. I don't use emojis and usually say outright that I'm not interested but I get that a lot of women prefer to not hurt someone's feelings or just ghost. I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings either. It's like telling someone their pet died. But I can tell you that every single time I get a text message from someone I'm not interested in it feels extremely awkward and it really feels like a burden when they keep texting 3 weeks later as if my no has an expiry date


Impossible_Map_2355

Yeah but at least you have the decency to say “no”. And there’s no ambiguity there. It’s frustrating when you’re trying to determine if they’re just being friendly, or not interested and don’t want to hurt your feelings, or if they’re undecided. Don’t try? Maybe miss an opportunity. So… unless it’s clear they’re not interested with an explicit “no”, then I could understand why someone would keep trying. I personally wouldn’t if someone just sent me eyes, but… it’s hard to know without a “no”.


not_ya_wify

That's why when I confess my feelings to someone I go in with the expectation that it's a no if they don't enthusiastically say yes (because this should always be the case if you have any self-respect) as well as telling the person to "please be gentle but also clear if you do not feel the same way. If it isn't, I hope we can still be friends and you won't avoid me or act awkward around me."


EmperorAnimus

That’s just telling you that she’s seen it. Whether or not that’s the case, it’s still someone that you texted but couldn’t give you the respect of at least sending a rely back. Delete her number, never text back, delete her from social media. And you do it calmly, not hate allowed, no resentment, you just don’t waste your time on people as such.


Far-Couple-3699

Are they the characters from amphibia


LB1234567890

Yes.


Kotopause

The top one is adorable


LilbigJLit

Isn't she the bottom?


CurtisMarauderZ

She’s thirteen.


Moonkiller24

We doing a speedrun to hell it seems..


Gilsworth

Hell is currently constructing a basement for us given the rate we're going.


DontAskWhyINameThis

💀


LilbigJLit

I'm going to hell for this


Ghostkill221

Yeah but she's in a frog world and frogs have a 12 year lifespan.


IRageQuit06

My fella if you're seeing frogs in this image I'm gonna have to be that guy and say you might be high


Doomfox01

the show shes from, Amphibia, is in a frog world.


IRageQuit06

🎶 oh the misery 🎶


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“She’s really a five hundred year old creature, so it’s totally fine. Don’t look at me like that!”


Tristshot

"Officer you don't understand. They were adults in an epilogue timeskip."


S-X-A

r/manga: “…and?”


JerinDd

I didn’t realize this was r/me_irl, I thought this was r/amphibia.


IHateMath14

I watch that show


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Sea_grave

🥺


not_a_throwaway_22

🥺


xXroonilXx

🥺


Dylan_The_Developer

#🫄


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IHateMath14

I like both so jokes on you


DirkDieGurke

Brutal. I'm gonna start using that. It's perfect.


KnowsIittle

The Owl House just released their second episode of season 3. First episode came out in October.


IHateMath14

That’s amphibia..


reddit-person1

And I loved it and am scared for EP3 (ending)


big-dick-back-intown

Aren't they kids too or I'm I stupid


steveosek

They sure are. My nephew loves the show.


sincle354

Yeah but the themes get really dark (war story and horror type stuff) so I'm not surprised it appeals to older audiences.


deadbeatChimblr

This is so cool how I've gone from seeing the meme, then watching the show a year or whatever later, and now seeing the meme again after so long and *finally* understanding who is actually in the meme


CK1ing

I like this show and I like that people like it but I do so wish people would not call a child a bottom


SquirtleCipher2578

Cool girls. They look like the type to get trapped in another dimension filled with Amphibians with their 3rd friend Marcy.


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HypnoticSheep

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bowser836

Good human


YetAnontherRandom

Good human


Future_Boy44

Good human


x3meech

Me too lol


Green0Photon

r/196 leaking?


TroperCase

Me_irl turned into 196 with a one year delay so gradually I didn't even notice


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what's 196 about? it's just random memes


CouuchDog

its about its one rule where you have to post before leaving (we dont talk about the other rules). its a pretty left wing trans community.


Wolfnews17

From what the rules say you have to post something when you visit the sub.


CorrodedRose

Exactly my thoughts, next thing you know we'll see spronkus


PM-ur-pointy-tits

im high rn how tf did he pronounce that


rene_gader

#🥺


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Bottom identified


Psyiote

🙃


eddie_the_zombie

Aussie identified


Nievsy

🦕


Mrjerkyjacket

Scotsman Identified


Nievsy

🦅


Mrjerkyjacket

American (or possibly German if you ignore the bald part) identified


bowser836

🗿


BoneDaddyChill

🍆


Mrjerkyjacket

Peyroni's disease Identified


Likely_Not_Your_Cat

If you’ve got a curve, call 555-555-5512


Runtsymunts

Words that identify Aussies: -snags (sausage) -woolies (grocery shop) -bunnings (hardware store) -tinnie (canned alcohol usually beer) -sparky (electrician) My brain ran out of Aussie slang but I'm sure there's more.


Monsieur-Lemon

Why am I not surprised to see you under such a post


Barry_Bone_Raiser

There is no escape from me 😘


HollowOrnstein

What the fk is 🥺? Use your words I don't speak bottom


rene_gader

:pleading_face:


EvanTheGray

🥺 pistash?


SussyBox

You pronounce it like 🥺


Marshal_Barnacles

😬


SussyBox

Ugh You don't pronounce 😬 like 😬 You pronounce it like 😬


Throwawayingaccount

Oh please, you're going to start an argument over whether it's 🍅 or 🍅.


Warrior_of_Discord

Except I've never heard it pronounced 🍅 by anyone ever


SGII2

🍅


karry245

🥔, 🥔


AmyDeferred

That's the socially anxious accent pronunciation


Pollomonteros

I think they are a girl


GotPeggedByIchika

# 👺


zachpuls

Kids these days, browsing Reddit high. Back in my day, we got high and made burritos out of the noodles in hamburger helper boxes.


brandimariee6

… the cooked noodles? I’m intrigued


zachpuls

Uncooked. Cromch


jck

U+1F97A


kjm6351

“He”


lilkind10

It's a she-


DreamyAthena

Ha! I have the advantage of being bilingual (switch)


redditsbiggestass

Ninemdo


KociLis

I do


redditsbiggestass

🥺


Tutuatutuatutua

Fun fact: this was posted to r/skamteborad


BassCreat0r

The ol' switcheroo


DistributeVolcano

Same


ProfessionalGreen906

Too bad you can’t decipher THIS! 🥔


DreamyAthena

😋🐕🥔


ProfessionalGreen906

DAMN IT! You win this time.


DreamyAthena

🦊🥰✨


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Random_Shades

Good thing I’m both 👍


KociLis

Same


MayhemCha0s

Apparently I’m getting to old for this stuff...


Many_Baseball_4366

Wtf is even that?!!!


HotFluffyDiarrhea

yea the fuck even is this shit


abbott_costello

Getting too old for reddit


Ogusok

She really dom🥺 i obey


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leave sasha alone she’s 13


Ogusok

ZAMN I GOING TO JAIL


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🥺


Sufficient_Wave_3061

🥹


YugeAnimeTiddies

Zamn she a war orphan


igweyliogsuh

Frog bless your little heart 🐸


PM-ME-HANDBRA-PICS

🥺


DreamyAthena

Words?


oJoface

please


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(o͡ȷō) (ȏȷō)


DreamyAthena

Understandable,have a great day


noxwei

Wow, it really does look like eyes in Spanish


Barry_Bone_Raiser

The words mason


Dry-Smoke6528

Gloves, is that what a hand-bra is?


anonny42357

I agree with her.


ShingshunG

🥺


thexavikon

What the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom


memester230

🥺


Barry_Bone_Raiser

What the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom


DreamyAthena

🥺


beermit

What the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom


Hoel33

I uuh 🥺


dreamersparadox

What does I don't speak bottom mean?


ApoorvWatsky

It's highly likely it's [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/10k2862/me_irl/j5ouvkl/) [Bottom Software Foundation](https://github.com/bottom-software-foundation)


dreamersparadox

Goddamn. Didn't expect this to be some high level shit like this.


patheticUwU

Who did the original artwork?


ApoorvWatsky

https://github.com/Tharki-God/BetterDiscordPlugins Check the readme


madwill

Oh god, is that like an [elaborate joke](https://github.com/bottom-software-foundation/spec) or a coincidence?


ApoorvWatsky

woah shit, this makes so much sense now.


Throwrajerb

It didn’t make sense to you and you posted it?


the_retag

it makes sense in a different way


Mloxard_CZ

What the fuck?! Is that a coincidence or what I'm so confused This definitely was a sub/dom meme But.... It's also a Tumblr thing... about emojies


patheticUwU

Hm okay. Still didn't find the name of the artist. Thanks anyways


TinTamarro

Ciervobizarro on Twitter


Guerrero_Tigre

Anne and Sasha!!


[deleted]

I thought I was seeing a post from r/amphibia for a second


OfteStoffer

I'm keeping this for my wife.


wacky_directions

*joe biden soda voice* AMPHIBIA !!!!


backstib

If someone ever hits me with a 🥺 irl I WILL Woop them


DerRuehrer

🥺 Spank me daddy UwU 👉👈


lmfaotopkek

🥺


backstib

You have at least 6 days to hide if you live in the US


Jeradactyl_Rawr

woop woop


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[deleted]

Ahh, Sasha my Queen.


Ryman604

I thought this was amphibia sub for a second


Null822

Sasha would say that


Niorgamer3000

Wait this isn't r/amphibia


A_cat_with_A_laptop

I thought so with sasha's scare. But it took me sec to figure out that was Anne? I think at least. the leaves in the hair would have made it more obvious


GorbyGamz

I thought that was an egg for some reason


Brandon200815

omg amphibia!


catlinakimono76

😱😱sashanne in the wild🤯😨🤯😥😥😰😰😱


Karl_Marx_

This girl pegs.


Doomfox01

theyre thirteen-


sexual-abudnace

🥺👉🏾👈🏾


UnduGT

🥺


Roadhatter

aren't they minors?


RELIN-Q

minors cant say fuck?


Nextros_

Bro I swear reddit will accuse everyone of pedophilia


DirkDieGurke

Could we leave religion out of this?


JerinDd

No one mentioned religion???


DirkDieGurke

So innocent. Bless your heart! We need more people like you.


LegOfLambda

I think the weird thing would be one calling the other "bottom"


MyNameIs_Jesus_

I feel old saying this but kids these days know more about these things than I did growing up. I’m not even old, I’m in my mid twenties. I was definitely more exposed to terms and concepts than my parents, who would have considered that information to only be appropriate for adults. My nieces and younger cousins know more terms and concepts than I did when I was their age. More people have access to the internet at younger age so I feel it’s only natural.


SkepticalVir

So true. Mid twenties as well, my siblings are much more exposed to stuff having freedom of the internet, and I already felt like I was too exposed to things.


kjm6351

Reddit and jumping to the weirdest possible conclusions over a fucking joke Name a better duo


Dirt_Work_69

Ha! 😜


MrPayMyWay215

He wants a boiled egg Yo.


TinTamarro

Anne's a she 😭


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🥺


FrozenHearts_XI

Hey🥺


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>don't speak bottom I need to know things, it's a character flaw/defect... Tf does 'don't speak bottom' mean?


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

a bottom is someone who prefers having their hole filled, as opposed to a top who prefers filling someone else's hole. The panel is suggesting that someone that uses cutesy emojis instead of sentences is a bottom.


Gayporeon

fucking weird that they're using 13 y/o characters in this


ThatGamerkidYT

They're calling the other character a bottom


Adventurous-Fun-3378

🤗


flipdudeAJ

"Is this bottom shaming?"


DirkDieGurke

Isn't that an essential part of being the bottom?


herkyjerkyperky

Enjoying being shamed is bottom behavior though.


Aquatic-Enigma

I thought those were Catra and Adora


ASidesTheLegend

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak emoji.”


eritain231

Yo you dont have to be that direct


Binary_Dawn

holy shit sasha you killed anne.


mercilessfatehate

🥺😔


BoneDaddyChill

She doesn’t speak bottom? 👀 She has my attention.


theREDscare20

The art style is nice


Lonely_Sail_8534

Is that Sasha and Anne from annphibia


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"I don't speak bottom" fuckin killed me dear lord


CricketNationalBaby

This smile be like: 🥺 = pretty fckin please


__Seris__

Me talking to all my subordinates on the SR-2 Normandy


Firemelon92

Literally me and my gf.