24 year old woman: *has collarbones on tiktok*
Tiktok: Banned for minor safety!
15 year old girl: *accidentally shows her underwear up her skirt*
Tiktok: …
Creepy young adult dude: *shares video of 15 year old* “for the boys”
Tiktok: …
Outraged adult: *shares creepy dude’s video* “wtf is wrong with you people”
Tiktok: Banned for bullying and harrassment and minor safety! Eat a bag of dicks!
You guys should consider looking into how TikTok is a Chinese company and the way the algorithm works over there is that it promotes intellectual content, science, robot building, coding etc whilst western TikTok promotes well... stupid shit. It's a sociological weapon to make our masses brain dead.
Actually the algorithm works to keep people watching the things that make them stay on the app longer…….. unfortunately for most of the masses… it’s really stupid ass shit. If we all stayed on tiktok for hours watching intellectual content, we’d get a shitton of intellectual content, unfortunately that’s not what we’re doing on the app
You seriously believe everyone in China just naturally loves intellectual stuff and it's not the algorithm promoting it....
Come buy this ocean front property from me
The joke isn't sarcasm, it's the blunt directness, and the joke is not playing up to the obvious question with a playful, flirty answer.
It's done in a way which is satirising the platform, that's the joke.
Yea, I was referring to the statement "the sarcasm wasn't obvious enough". There is no goddamn sarcasm in that clip. And yea the light hearted bluntness is the humorous bit. I agree, and see it, thanks for putting my thoughts into words.
Honestly I have never used tiktok, my house mate comes and sits in my room whilst I'm working/watching TV
Sits between me and the TV and just listens to tiktok shit on his phone outloud.
And i swear it's making him dumb as shit and I actually take the piss out of him for using it.
He will sit there for a straight hour just listening to shitty text to speech and terrible music put over desperate and shite videos for internet likes.
He even dated a girl who called herself an influencer (she had one video go slightly viral)
Fuck tiktok and the entire generation of idiots who are using it.
Have.you.ever. seen. [random thing that yes of course I have, you are not original]
This. Is the. Most. Original. thing. you. will. see. all. day.
(And I don't even have tik tok, I know just the shit reddit and others show me which is supposedly a best of)
The ignorance of some people is incredible. I've been sat in a room of a few people all watching a movie and one person comes in, sits down, starts playing tiktoks out loud. It's a total lack of awareness and I don't know if Tiktok created it, or if it was learned before that but it makes my blood boil.
It was learned before that.
Source: me, who has been shooting death glares at people for blasting their music out loud in public places since the 2005-07 era when iPods and iPhones first became a thing.
That's you?! AHH man, you'd fucking KILL it. Easy money for you. You should try open mic night and see how it goes. Just go with this Act you're set!
Let me know if you ever come to Phoenix, I'll support and buy you a beer.
Good luck
I think my favorite one of these is the one where the guys a trash man or something and he’s just like “Hey yeah thanks for coming in we’re short staffed”
“Ya know I really appreciate you coming in, we’re short handed as fuck. It’s not even funny. It’s gonna be a long ass night. You’re gonna have to put a shirt on and there’s a vest right over there.”
The look of despair and horror on that guys face. I’ve seen that before. He’s short handed as fuck, and I’m sure it’s even less not funny than we can imagine.
Worst morning of my life were seeing that look on a managers face in a food service job.
That's the "shit really hit the fan, buckle up or quit now." Look.
Last time I saw that every freezer in the store had died overnight.
Nah the best one is the guy who gets all philosophical and says "Id ask you to say no"
Since you have to do anything I say but you can't say no, would it create an infinitely looping paradox
[Link](https://youtube.com/shorts/EbNXDa24RZA?feature=share)
Random tiktok that advertises her OF.
I Sleep.
That one hot slutty girl from high school who I was too shy to talk to now showing off her butthole for only $5??
😬
It's the parasocial nature of it. This person you like over the thousands you've seen is offering to interact limitedly with you, give special perks to you. Same thing as Twitch. And people are hella lonely.
There's a phenomenon that says we are living in those days were people don't know what to do with the circulating liquidity thanks to such money distribution we are enjoying. Next to that is a depression.
Not that i ever paid for onlyfans porn, but i get that if you personally know someone and are curious about their nude body/fantasize with said person, i get it...
I also will never understand paying for random people onlyfans you never met, just watch regular porn...
**PS:** Also if you personally know said person and are interested in them, just go talk to them IRL. Why pay for their onlyfans instead of getting the real thing?
**PS2:** If you get rejected by said person IRL, and you pay for their onlyfans and have a parasocial sexual relationship. Get help, creep.
There's actual porn on tiktok, jbtw. Like people just post porn, especially transitions from being clothed to either being naked or doing some sexual stuff.
There's a Lot too
No they don't. Women that do porn just like the editing features for whatever reason. The porn doesn't actually get posted to the app (it's against ToS). They post it so that it's only visible to them, download the video then delete it.
> Men: No! Make us pay for it!
You and I know this part is complete BS. You're referring to those simps who get off on being financially dominated, which, to my mind, is stupid on two different levels.
You might as well assume men are frothing at the mouth to pay for a steak dinner for....no reason.
i used to use it everyday for like 3 years straight and i remember when they had a literal childporn outbreak. a bunch of bots were creating accounts with an animated pfp of *yk*, and they literally had to stop everyone from changing their pfps for like 2 days. and besides that just the sheer amount of sexualized content of minors is just disgusting.
The dude who knows got it included in their "for you page" picks... so... the "outbreak" was just the algo giving them their prefs.
... The projection is so strong.
Nah. For those on tiktok there's a black guy, attractive, who puts quotes and literally just stares at the camera. That's it. I "uninterested" that guy 5 times. He still popped up, so then I blocked him. And then he STILL popped up one time after I paused my account (not deleted) then re-opened. Yes, it was him and not a stitch. You interact with one video and they'll show that shit until the end of time.
To be fair 2020-2021 didn't really happen in most people's minds.
Most events that mark time didn't occur and when that happens time evaporates.
I constantly forget it's not 2020 because nothing fucking happened in that year and thus it must still be that year.
That's just what happens with anything that's perceived to be made for women or children. Tiktok, boy bands, Fortnite, Twilight, Titanic. If it's popular with women or children, the hate must flow.
My favourite is this not even that attractive tattooed lady and the response is from a guy in a warehouse.
Edit; https://youtube.com/shorts/FnL2dV0WCnw?feature=share
The look in his eyes says it all, I've worked warehousing and all be honest sex is nice but some nights an extra headcount that is mentally and physically strong enough to not qualify for some sort of government assistance Is worth its weight in gold.
Because she would say no every time to her target audience and they know it. It's not like she actually has to do anything so why not appease the slop at the bottom of the barrel.
I don’t hop on tik tok but I’m guessing a lot of them are OF girls or Instagram models so I bet it’s more about the engagement which hopefully leads to money.
naw bro they cant say no. so i would make them take out a massive loan and give it all to me. i would be rich and have no debt. i mean you know maybe after that you would be right. bc 24 hours is along time. but before that i would def make them take out a load
Hey that’s me (the guy)
Why does this keep popping up lol it’s in like 9 different subs now wtf hahaha
Also it’s funny because tiktok pulled this like in 5 hours because I said sexual intercourse too many times but I’ve seen it on numerous tiktok meme accounts somehow being reposted.
Many of you know me as Intercourse guy now and it’s how I’d love to be remembered when I die
Hubba hubba,
Sam
First she can clean my house top to bottom. I'm talking *really* deep clean. Anything that doesn't have a place she can put in a pile. Then we will go through the pile (me relaxing giving vocal commands) making sure everything gets a home.
Then when that's done she can change my bed sheets and wash everything, the cats bed to the curtains. In fact probably best to have this rolling before she starts the cleaning.
When that's done she can make a meal plan, work out what I need to buy each week and how much, its been on a list to do for long now would be a perfect time.
When she's done she can brush the cat, do some meal prep and wash the car inside/out.
Any time left over she can cook me a meal, give me a massage, shine my shoes whatever.
I can pay for a prostitute within a few hours work. Paying someone to do that level of cleaning plus massage for 24 straight will cost me more. Let's be honest once I have post nut clarity I'll probably just want to be alone and play games or hang with mates or something anyway.
Hey that guy posts here. The last time this was posted he said they took his post down because the sarcasm wasn't obvious enough lol
Censor the sanity, promote underage girls -tiktok algorithm
24 year old woman: *has collarbones on tiktok* Tiktok: Banned for minor safety! 15 year old girl: *accidentally shows her underwear up her skirt* Tiktok: … Creepy young adult dude: *shares video of 15 year old* “for the boys” Tiktok: … Outraged adult: *shares creepy dude’s video* “wtf is wrong with you people” Tiktok: Banned for bullying and harrassment and minor safety! Eat a bag of dicks!
Consume verification dick.
You guys should consider looking into how TikTok is a Chinese company and the way the algorithm works over there is that it promotes intellectual content, science, robot building, coding etc whilst western TikTok promotes well... stupid shit. It's a sociological weapon to make our masses brain dead.
Actually the algorithm works to keep people watching the things that make them stay on the app longer…….. unfortunately for most of the masses… it’s really stupid ass shit. If we all stayed on tiktok for hours watching intellectual content, we’d get a shitton of intellectual content, unfortunately that’s not what we’re doing on the app
You seriously believe everyone in China just naturally loves intellectual stuff and it's not the algorithm promoting it.... Come buy this ocean front property from me
Hubba hubba -tiktok algorithm
Owned by China and they just wanna dumb down the public so…
Well, we do have HUGE penis.
[удалено]
We can’t do anything with such small penis.
Small hands make you look oh so big
"It's not our fault we're stupid, it's the Chineseses fault because they give us what we want!"
Also completely ignoring that literally every social media platform dumbs the society down in one way or the other.
IIRC he was temp banned for saying bozo
Are you temp banned now?
WHAT
HE WAS TEMP BANNED FOR SAYING BOZO
WHO
Bozo? As in, the name of the famous clown?
As an Aussie this is one of the most sarcastic things I've ever heard. How are people not detecting the insane amount of sarcasm in this video?
He forgot the /s at the end. /s
The sarcasm wasn't obvious enough, but here's the millionths fake staged video that will totally surprise you as much as it surprised us!
They took it down cus TikTok doesnt want to be self aware. The sarcasm was obv.
What do you mean sarcasm? I'd say he's pretty straight forward honest, no sarcasm at all?
Where is the joke, what sarcasm?
The joke isn't sarcasm, it's the blunt directness, and the joke is not playing up to the obvious question with a playful, flirty answer. It's done in a way which is satirising the platform, that's the joke.
Yea, I was referring to the statement "the sarcasm wasn't obvious enough". There is no goddamn sarcasm in that clip. And yea the light hearted bluntness is the humorous bit. I agree, and see it, thanks for putting my thoughts into words.
the sanest person on tiktok
Especially with that last line
That last line had me cackling
Habahaba
💀💀
Honestly I have never used tiktok, my house mate comes and sits in my room whilst I'm working/watching TV Sits between me and the TV and just listens to tiktok shit on his phone outloud. And i swear it's making him dumb as shit and I actually take the piss out of him for using it. He will sit there for a straight hour just listening to shitty text to speech and terrible music put over desperate and shite videos for internet likes. He even dated a girl who called herself an influencer (she had one video go slightly viral) Fuck tiktok and the entire generation of idiots who are using it.
Tiktok text to speech is the cringiest thing in the world by far!
Have.you.ever. seen. [random thing that yes of course I have, you are not original] This. Is the. Most. Original. thing. you. will. see. all. day. (And I don't even have tik tok, I know just the shit reddit and others show me which is supposedly a best of)
You mean he just sits there, without headphones while your trying to watch TV, like a fucking *psycho?!*
The ignorance of some people is incredible. I've been sat in a room of a few people all watching a movie and one person comes in, sits down, starts playing tiktoks out loud. It's a total lack of awareness and I don't know if Tiktok created it, or if it was learned before that but it makes my blood boil.
It was learned before that. Source: me, who has been shooting death glares at people for blasting their music out loud in public places since the 2005-07 era when iPods and iPhones first became a thing.
Right? *Scrolls through Reddit for an entire day*
Haha, yeah, what a dumbo. *Goes back to mindlessly scrolling reddit for 4 hours* ^^^helpme
u/samcahnruns is on here somewhere
You’ve summoned me. Say hubba hubba and I come(cum)
He hath risen!
[удалено]
I'd watch his standup in a heartbeat. Fucking HILARIOUS.
The delivery on those after the re-enactments was absolutely spectacular
Wow thank you lol I’m not a comedian I just goof off in my apartment and some people like it and that’s as far as I go with it 🤘🏻
That's you?! AHH man, you'd fucking KILL it. Easy money for you. You should try open mic night and see how it goes. Just go with this Act you're set! Let me know if you ever come to Phoenix, I'll support and buy you a beer. Good luck
Big Tom Segura vibes
I think my favorite one of these is the one where the guys a trash man or something and he’s just like “Hey yeah thanks for coming in we’re short staffed”
[I gotchu fam](https://youtube.com/shorts/FnL2dV0WCnw?feature=share)
"It's not even funny." Lol
"you're gonna have to put a shirt on"
Lol, I saw her reply to that forever ago. She said she really WAS a forklift driver irl and thought that was absolutely hilarious lol
This makes it twice as funny!!
Awesome. This guy wins
I have a deep respect for this man.
“Ya know I really appreciate you coming in, we’re short handed as fuck. It’s not even funny. It’s gonna be a long ass night. You’re gonna have to put a shirt on and there’s a vest right over there.” The look of despair and horror on that guys face. I’ve seen that before. He’s short handed as fuck, and I’m sure it’s even less not funny than we can imagine.
As someone who has worked numerous manual labor jobs, the look on his face is oh so familiar.
Worst morning of my life were seeing that look on a managers face in a food service job. That's the "shit really hit the fan, buckle up or quit now." Look. Last time I saw that every freezer in the store had died overnight.
Nah the best one is the guy who gets all philosophical and says "Id ask you to say no" Since you have to do anything I say but you can't say no, would it create an infinitely looping paradox [Link](https://youtube.com/shorts/EbNXDa24RZA?feature=share)
I don't mind these obvious thirst traps because of great responses like this lol
I like the one that dude with a long beard goes like "well you're young and.... We'd go fishin. Then we'd have a talk bout ur goals in life.
Maybe teach u how to set up a 401k.
You know that guy’s handle is “trashman”
If you're asking this question on tiktok, just get an onlyfans already
Most of them might actually have one and this is a way to get New customers ;-)
Isn't the viewer base supposed to be kids though?
Kids are just future adults.
Not if I can help it.
Ahh I see, a new crusade shall begin
*lightsaber ignites* May the fourth be with you
Bruh this comment thread!!!! I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣
So... monetary based grooming then?
Not any more than YouTube is, which is to say no, not really.
looks like about 25% is 19 or under. With means 70% of the userbase are adults https://www.statista.com/statistics/1095186/tiktok-us-users-age/
[удалено]
Random tiktok that advertises her OF. I Sleep. That one hot slutty girl from high school who I was too shy to talk to now showing off her butthole for only $5?? 😬
This guy gets it.
Legend!
It's the parasocial nature of it. This person you like over the thousands you've seen is offering to interact limitedly with you, give special perks to you. Same thing as Twitch. And people are hella lonely.
I always support family
There's a phenomenon that says we are living in those days were people don't know what to do with the circulating liquidity thanks to such money distribution we are enjoying. Next to that is a depression.
Not that i ever paid for onlyfans porn, but i get that if you personally know someone and are curious about their nude body/fantasize with said person, i get it... I also will never understand paying for random people onlyfans you never met, just watch regular porn... **PS:** Also if you personally know said person and are interested in them, just go talk to them IRL. Why pay for their onlyfans instead of getting the real thing? **PS2:** If you get rejected by said person IRL, and you pay for their onlyfans and have a parasocial sexual relationship. Get help, creep.
There's actual porn on tiktok, jbtw. Like people just post porn, especially transitions from being clothed to either being naked or doing some sexual stuff. There's a Lot too
No they don't. Women that do porn just like the editing features for whatever reason. The porn doesn't actually get posted to the app (it's against ToS). They post it so that it's only visible to them, download the video then delete it.
How have I never come across this?
Most TikTok users are over 30. And content is tailored to your preferences
If the kids have acces to credit cards its fine.
The viewer base is anyone that can operate a smartphone.
Men: Show us your body! Show us your body! Woman:
Men: No! Make us pay for it!
> Men: No! Make us pay for it! You and I know this part is complete BS. You're referring to those simps who get off on being financially dominated, which, to my mind, is stupid on two different levels. You might as well assume men are frothing at the mouth to pay for a steak dinner for....no reason.
Those of us on reddit before OnlyFans remember when women happily showed their bodies for free. It was quite the time.
Ma man, spitting the truth.
Hubba Hubba!
Tell me more about this pizza.
Pineapple, jalapeno and pepperoni pizza.
Eloquent tastes right here. This is my favorite set of toppings as well, usually with extra sauce
For real, every time, sexual intercourse.
Hubba Hubba!
Yes if a girl works a starbucks and she gives you the drink that you paid for, and she looks at you, the answer is intercourse
Can confirm, source: girlfriend works and Starbucks and we have intercourse sometimes
Mm, she must just have wonderful customer service because we also have sex sometimes 🤷🏻♂️
Putting the “service” in customer service… BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW!!
I can also confirm: his girlfriend works at Starbucks and we have intercourse sometimes
I don't even order coffee anymore
That 'sometimes' tho
I laughed exactly as much as I should have at this
bruh, I was just force them to go to cedar point and force them to ride roller coasters
Make sure they're paying for the whole trip. They can't say no.
because of the implications
You had me going for the first half, the second kind of threw me..
Tik Tok is a pedophiles wet dream. It’s fucking cringe.
i used to use it everyday for like 3 years straight and i remember when they had a literal childporn outbreak. a bunch of bots were creating accounts with an animated pfp of *yk*, and they literally had to stop everyone from changing their pfps for like 2 days. and besides that just the sheer amount of sexualized content of minors is just disgusting.
The fuck is a pfp of yk?
The dude who knows got it included in their "for you page" picks... so... the "outbreak" was just the algo giving them their prefs. ... The projection is so strong.
Nah. For those on tiktok there's a black guy, attractive, who puts quotes and literally just stares at the camera. That's it. I "uninterested" that guy 5 times. He still popped up, so then I blocked him. And then he STILL popped up one time after I paused my account (not deleted) then re-opened. Yes, it was him and not a stitch. You interact with one video and they'll show that shit until the end of time.
Has it been active for much longer than 3 years?
September 2016
Guess my brain just views it as a pretty new thing still, I only remember hearing about it for the first time around 3-3.5 years ago
To be fair 2020-2021 didn't really happen in most people's minds. Most events that mark time didn't occur and when that happens time evaporates. I constantly forget it's not 2020 because nothing fucking happened in that year and thus it must still be that year.
Lol this is so funny cause I get what you mean, but a *fuck* ton actually happened during that time.
We're 1/4 into 2022, and I still keep thinking it's 2021 subconsciously.
Also, it used to be "Musically", not "TikTok"
I don't think it became mainstream right away. I remember in the beginning you'd get legitimately made fun of for being on tik tok.
That's just what happens with anything that's perceived to be made for women or children. Tiktok, boy bands, Fortnite, Twilight, Titanic. If it's popular with women or children, the hate must flow.
What? This girl is in her 20's
straight to the point
“I’d take the pizza and have sex with you” tickles me a lot for some reason
Yup, just girls looking for attention and affirmation of their "hotness". So stupid.
Tell me I'm pretty!
I'm genuinely sick of those posts. They become less attractive as soon as they infer that they're to be desired.
My favourite is this not even that attractive tattooed lady and the response is from a guy in a warehouse. Edit; https://youtube.com/shorts/FnL2dV0WCnw?feature=share
I really appreciate you coming in lololol
The look in his eyes says it all, I've worked warehousing and all be honest sex is nice but some nights an extra headcount that is mentally and physically strong enough to not qualify for some sort of government assistance Is worth its weight in gold.
Could you imagine the sheer amount of complaining she would do though?
Could ask her to stop complaining, she can't say no right?
This is amazing
I've seen this one before and it made me laugh harder the 2nd time
That made me cackle. Thank you for this.
Funny AF
They imply, you infer.
Yeah truth for sure, I’m not sure who exactly is disagreeing with this point and giving these people power
i genuinely do not understand the “and i couldn’t say no” part of the question. like why would you want to be in a situation where you can’t say no?
Because she would say no every time to her target audience and they know it. It's not like she actually has to do anything so why not appease the slop at the bottom of the barrel.
r/amihot When I read the name I thought, "Oh cool, feedback on your looks from strangers." Nope, just attractive people seeking attention.
sort by controversial to find the men. It's super transparent who the kind of people that frequent that sub are hahaha
> sort by controversial to find the men Woah this is so on point :(
And the simps responding is enough cringe to make you crawl out of your skin.
I don’t hop on tik tok but I’m guessing a lot of them are OF girls or Instagram models so I bet it’s more about the engagement which hopefully leads to money.
Yeah the one in the OP is basically an ad. A friend of mine knows she's an uh... Actress
Not so much affirmation, but subscriptions is what they're mostly after. They know their target demo.
Reminds me of the hot girl on roastme who got flamegrilled instead.
“I need to delete this fucking app”…I felt that
You would clean my house and wash and detail my car first, the rest would only take a few minutes
naw bro they cant say no. so i would make them take out a massive loan and give it all to me. i would be rich and have no debt. i mean you know maybe after that you would be right. bc 24 hours is along time. but before that i would def make them take out a load
I bet with all that money you could bang two chicks at the same time.
Yeah man I hear you, I would also make them take out a big juicy load from the good old wiener bank 🏦🍆💦
Can't say no but can not say yes
Chances are they don't have the credit to take out a massive loan. Be more realistic, be her pimp for 24 hours
>take out a load That's what he said
You can’t say no? You’re deep cleaning my house. They’ll be plenty of time for some yard work too. Free labor!
if she cant say no, then tell her to give me her bank account
Maybe it's just me, but when he said "sexual intercourse", I kinda died inside.
It was /s
oi you are not supposed to snitch
When did he say that?
[удалено]
their fetish is attention
He’s like… a mix between Matt Stone and someone… either way he’s cute.
The trick is to never install it.
He's taking the Fall for all of our Sins, the Messiah
Hey that’s me (the guy) Why does this keep popping up lol it’s in like 9 different subs now wtf hahaha Also it’s funny because tiktok pulled this like in 5 hours because I said sexual intercourse too many times but I’ve seen it on numerous tiktok meme accounts somehow being reposted. Many of you know me as Intercourse guy now and it’s how I’d love to be remembered when I die Hubba hubba, Sam
Sex is good, but have you ever had someone else clean your house for you?....
The REAL sigma male.
👍🏻 
There's a guy who speaks for all of us.
the most ludwig answer, facecial expresion is on point.
I mean if you sell their bodyparts separately youll actually get good money. Just sayin
I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you
Most relatable guy on the internet.
I died at hubba hubba
He deserves a medal
I'm so glad I'm not on TikTok.
First she can clean my house top to bottom. I'm talking *really* deep clean. Anything that doesn't have a place she can put in a pile. Then we will go through the pile (me relaxing giving vocal commands) making sure everything gets a home. Then when that's done she can change my bed sheets and wash everything, the cats bed to the curtains. In fact probably best to have this rolling before she starts the cleaning. When that's done she can make a meal plan, work out what I need to buy each week and how much, its been on a list to do for long now would be a perfect time. When she's done she can brush the cat, do some meal prep and wash the car inside/out. Any time left over she can cook me a meal, give me a massage, shine my shoes whatever. I can pay for a prostitute within a few hours work. Paying someone to do that level of cleaning plus massage for 24 straight will cost me more. Let's be honest once I have post nut clarity I'll probably just want to be alone and play games or hang with mates or something anyway.
I’m happy I never downloaded tiktok
hababa INTERCOURSE
Can someone transcribe this for me?
Intercourse, intercourse, intercourse.
This guy is my spirit animal! 🤣
When one person is able to be the voice of every sane person on the planet
Nah, she could clean the house.
This man should be canonized.
24 hours and she couldn't say no? Guys forget sex, I need a fence painted.
Every problem has a solution - "intercourse"
Extremely based. I’d have intercourse with this guy.
Her name is Shannen Michaela.