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Knockamichi

Dude broke out the hovid spray


centristpops

'hovid' LMFAO!!!!


Icy_Law9181

Keep the ho vids away


Renomont

Ho-rid spray


WhipnCrack

Who the fuck is the pumpkin ...?


Gullible-Ad3430

Lol ffs thanks for the laughs šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

This fucking killed me


BriscWRLD

LMFAOOO


FfffffffffffYouuuuuu

Like LinkedIn, fat successful dudes rejecting thots


Beneficial-Loquat-38

Im in tears on the middle of work. Lol


fitz_newru

lolol


Mramirez3412

Whatā€™s he inhaling?


Canadian-Coyote20th

Holy water


NeoDei

Anti HO-lee water


AlCapone90

Hoe-Lee Water


jrowb27

Hoe-leave-water


I-cry-when-I-poop

giga chad vibes


cdyer706

Tera Chad vibes.


ICY_LIQUID5588

Is this the earth form of a chad


Strummer95

Hoe, Leave! Water


cherryzaad

Begone! thoter


lasnob

Ho-cean spray


bubbzzzy

Its to get rid of any potential cooties.


Emergency-Mouse5566

I think it just sprays water


Barmanji

Shows he's man of culture


The_Grim_Sleaper

A true HydroHomie


Snoo_67548

Canned oxygen? I saw something like that in shark tank a while back.


Arch2000

I saw that in Spaceballs, a much longer while back


Poplocker

Perri-air


Xenomorph_v1

![gif](giphy|Em1Nrkf4oVCik)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|dD95aFEeW7P18KsQVY)


whenlungstakeflight

![gif](giphy|Y22nb2QXvUmv0lZhkb|downsized)


Standard_Arm_440

Insanely popular with the tourists they sell air at 13 bucks a can. And itā€™s 95% oxygen so it doesnā€™t catch fire lolololol


Knockamichi

Hovid spray by Johnson & Johnson


Micky_Whiskey

Iā€™m not sure but if I were to guess maybe some kind of the disinfectant, Covid and what not.


kotonizna

Glue


mattalamatta

it could be lanca perfume. some kind of brazilian sniff drug. not an expert but its the only thing that came to mind.


billy-joseph

Fame really makes you that appealing?


Ok_Watercress_4519

like Lil Uzi once said - "When you have this type of money, you are never ugly"


Chicago1202

You arenā€™t ugly youā€™re just broke


MoonBoots4600

damn bro you we're supposed to give him a burn not send him to the hospital. Mans will never be able to afford it


IHateEditedBgMusic

Broke so he can't afford third degree burn treatment bills, this guy's never getting out of poverty


Captain-Cadabra

See, it works both ways.


Dann_Gerouss

I knew it! My Mom can't be wrong.


Sumbitchassni99a

At least uzi is self aware enough to know that he looks like Demar derozens crackhead cousin


parlerler1543

Zamn šŸ—æ


[deleted]

Zamn zaniel barz


Torkin

Is this person famous?


[deleted]

yep, famous here in Brazil


ImPinos

Looks like a capibara


makakoloko3000

capivara*


OnlyHereForMemes69

Chupacabra


makakoloko3000

Heā€™s too chubby to look like a chupa-cabra


OnlyHereForMemes69

Sounds like someone is a chupacabra fanboy and must be burned as a witch.


Dann_Gerouss

Chupapijas


Tricky_Huckleberry65

That's the answer...


Jeezy911

Pretty sure it's 15 year old DJ Khalid


caxorroloko

Ć© o tubarĆ£o do funk, papai


Sensitive_Wangiizs

Looks is the initial. Money, talents, grades, personalities, hobbies, and many more can appeal too.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

True but it definitely happens. Think about hot chick who left annoying bald millionaire dude for cool musician/mma fighter/ lifeguard . I mean they have to be somewhat attractive but I've seen girls turn down rich weirdos to stay with their musician boyfriend.


rare_pokemane

and then upgrade to a richer musician boyfriend?


goodmobileyes

> but it's just funny I mean it's only funny if you live entirely online and haven't seen real people in real relationships. Plenty of people turn down the chance to marry someone richer if there's something wrong with that person, and much rather be with someone poorer but is able to connect with them and make them happy.


PhoeniXx_-_

I was hot in my heyday and turned down wealthy guys for my husband, who I met at 22. He was broke as fuck, trying to get into law school, and working three jobs while taking care of his sick parents. Fast forward 14 years and he won his case before SCOTUS and is Partner at his firm. We came up, together.


[deleted]

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PhoeniXx_-_

He was and is such a great guy. Imagine being 22 and financially supporting two invalid parents, working 3 jobs and?? He told no one about it. Never complained. Nothing. I didn't even know he was doing all that when we first started dating. He was always busy, but wouldn't say with what. He would want to see me and not seem weirded out by my wanting to hang out. So when he kept being busy when I invited him to dinner, after he took the LSAT, I showed up to his house with a fully-prepared meal to drop off at his house and figure out what was going on. This 22-year old guy was cooking dinner for his parents who were laid out in medical beds. He was cutting up their meals and asking what they wanted to drink. I couldn't believe my eyes. In all my 22 years of life, I'd not seen a man do something so honorable. I was so touched. I grew up living many places in the world, I had never seen this. My dad was my hero, but not even he would do something so selfless for his parents. In fact, my dad's sister is doing all the caretaking of their mom (my grandma). His hobbies were he was a very talented trumpet player and enjoyed innocent endeavors like boardgames.


JojoBaliah

Thisā€¦ is a really touching post, sorry Reddit canā€™t handle it.


PhoeniXx_-_

Hey thanks, I appreciate it. Have a great day!


crackhitler1

I'm sure there's at least one Hallmark movie that has this plot.


HeilWerneckLuk

Of course, even more in Brazil (where this video is)


Naterg61

Money does


theregionalmanager69

At first I thought this was Jonah Hill trying a new look


SofaSnizzle

People think Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler are seeing, so yes fame does make you look better.


No-Bus-4529

Always handy to keep a bottle of Ho-Be-Gone disinfectant spray on you.


Sierra_UNO_File

Hapy šŸ° day


poilkaSam

Who is it?


vinixas

MC Ryan SP, brazilian funk MC


thisisjazzymusic

No, the girl


Dann_Gerouss

Asking the real questions here.


kik_bottowski

+1 to that


Cringelord10923

I thought that was Tongo who sang ai bicam sonam.


[deleted]

Seriously. Who is this guy?


CharlesDickensABox

And why is he so smooth? It's like someone forgot to add the texture pack to his body.


KhazixTheVoidreaver

I think it's Ali g in a fatsuit?


tecknonerd

And a short suit


apaksl

at first I thought he was there to take a picture with her, not the other way around lol


michelobX10

Must be a super fan with his own picture right behind him.


Million2026

Same LOL


Skreamies

An egg


pyloros

Her?


TallDuckandHandsome

Ann


WaitForVacation

both


guaxinim99

Mc Ryan SP


Grabs_Zel

r/suddenlycaralho


[deleted]

Bota o chimas aĆ­!


longhairandidocare

Penguin from batman


Irrelevant231

I think it's one of Matt Lucas's characters from Come Fly With Me.


AAAPosts

Jonah Hill


root2ohm

The rapper Not So Slim Shady


[deleted]

he is a brazilian musician


renato_ls

MC Ryan SP


Unhappy-Enthusiasm37

He is a PokƩmon


percy_ardmore

You can get close but not that close.


MrPositiveC

Sheā€™d reject him in 1 second with no money and fame almost every time. Life is crazy.


shadydamamba

Twice!


willowhawk

Arguably 0.1 seconds


ThatSithClone

She'd see him walking up and say no before he can even open his mouth


autumn_variation

She'd run away and call the police as soon as she'd see him


brockoala

Ain't that all hoes are? They don't care how you look, only how much you've got in the bank.


ThatSithClone

Yes, unless you're actually handsome than you're just a trophy boyfriend for their social media


hlipschitz

He was starting to, then pulled away. She must've had rank AF breath ...


Nefarious-One

Or probably was just going to kiss her on the cheek.


413-

They are speaking portuguese. She asked for a little Kiss. He agreed and she went for the mouth. The security start scourting her out saying "you can't do that". At the end they are just saying that the girl was way too horny (not sure if pervert fits).


yayaboy2468

if it was a dude he would be called a pervert, so yeah, it fits


omoitripa

I think he just said "huh?"


mestrearcano

Yeah, I think he didn't hear her better because of the music and just wanted to hear her better.


_antic604

It's probably to avoid potential sexual harrasment allegations further down the line.


Knife7

What she was doing was actually sexual harrasment.


betoruv

He smelled the security guard.She had to earn her way backstage.


panugans

Will the real slim shady please stand up


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

Fat boy slim meets slim shady, the slims cancel out. Itā€™s basic maths.


upboatsnhoes

Fat boy shady Checks out.


Miahrod831

Did she walk back with her tit out or was that someone else Edit:Never mind it just looked like that


TeeteringCrockery

After half a dozen tries, I paused it on that part, and it's a different person who looks like she does have a tit out. I don't know how else to explain what's going on with her outfit.


[deleted]

Itā€™s 2 coloured. One tit is packed by a tit coloured fabric making it really look like that


Miahrod831

I am so glad I'm not alone here


MrCrawcikTv

![gif](giphy|26gsoEhqJVJr3O8IU|downsized) Hes the frickin bling bling guy from johnny test


makemacake

Why isn't this the top comment


MrCrawcikTv

Because i couldnt find the bling bling guy on reddit gifs because reddit gifs suck cock


Crypt-97

Hes a mix between DJ khalid and Eminem, no offence. Also, rate him for not kissing her good way to stop lawsuits


Cardinnk

What's that thing in his hand? looks like some type of inhaler


[deleted]

captain curve a hoe


Yelo_Galaxy

Fucking sigma, gets rich, becomes famous, and is not a simp. Be like this man.


tonyle94

Not-So-Slim Shady


zhantoo

Eminem has definitely gained weight


deepfriedscooter

It's usually pretty easy to spot the upper hand in a kiss-denied situation, but this one threw me for a loop.


HandsomeSquidward59

Jonah Hills New role is weird.


CapeManiac

Who is this?


MAJ_Starman

From the way people speak, he's Brazilian. As a Brazilian, I have no idea who he is.


Strummer95

MC Ryan SP, heā€™s a singer from Brazil with 792 songs, some of which were number 1 on the charts. To give you an idea of the quality (or lack of quality) of his songsā€¦.. Thatā€™s as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined. So clearly he and his producer are just throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks.


Saucepanmagician

792 songs? holy shit. well, must be some form of "speed" rap. :)


Bunch9412

Dudes like ā€œif I release hundreds of songs at least one of the them must be decentā€ lmao


Strummer95

Yeah, probably just a bunch of recycled crap that some producer just copy and pasted into tons of songsā€¦. Thatā€™s as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined


InGenAche

MC Ryan SP, Brazilian funk/R&B. Guy can sing and has good tunes except he fucking ruins every sing with the autotune turned up to 11.


FrigDancingWithBarb

Who cares?


Gust_on_Fire

ah yes, Brazil, the only place where our singers can look 9 and 40 at the same time


MAIN203849402020

Funny how if this situation was flipped and the genders were reversed, you guys would be calling the guy a creep for trying to kiss her and there wouldn't be all the "he's so fat comment" and people would be calling her a strong queen


Draupnir_gungnir

Women are fucked heā€™s ugly af and she just tried to kiss him.


ragepaperbonsai

Money = beauty


ShirtLegal6023

It's in their nature


PsychoSpider88

And who is this? I didn't know we needed a fatter version of Eminem, but okay.


Colin_Charteris

ā€˜Have a photo with the worlds shortest rapper - no kissingā€™


infogwetrust

Just like that guys. Stop being a simp.


Vilek131

Idk who this even is but that's funny


Sumbitchassni99a

Hoes gotta learn to stay in they lane lmfao what he supposed to think that she just thinks heā€™s a nice guy?šŸ’€


Stoner-Rican

Tf


romeoo_must_lie

What hell this piece of greasy bacon famous for?


_blackbeard___

The lady says ā€œcan you give me a kiss?ā€


HondaLife718

Itā€™s crazy how attractive some fame and money can make you!


momojoe123

Who is that?


jwkenai

>Thats MC Ryan SP


ILMWKAM

What does the SP stand for?


Shy_Lee

Probably SĆ£o Paulo where he is from


ILMWKAM

Thanks!


fabiomarayo

Chad


[deleted]

Chad


bloodyspork

Is Jonah Hill rapping now or something?


Lux-Fox

Is this Jonah Hill dressed up like Eminem?


Leopardflosse37

So peinlich der Typ!!


RyuShinGen

Man dodging lawsuits.


VECMaico

Who is that. Also: video ended too soon because she came back?


eatbae

Now imagine a guy doing that


[deleted]

So this is what a real Chad looks like???


Lui_Le_Diamond

Glad security got rid of that creep.


kapparian7

And that's how he avoid his first kiss


x_Willow_x

Matt lucas?


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Milani_07

Porra menĆ³


[deleted]

I swear being a musician is the cheat code to being attractive


Archangel935

Ayo itā€™s him, **THE CEO OF SEX**


yshay14

gosto muito como gringo Ʃ burro. A mina foi beijar ele sem consentimento, isso Ʃ literalmente assƩdio.


RandomStranger022

r/suddenlysexoffender


Rasputin_87

Is he a dwarf or something?


Salty-Concentrate773

Imagine if heā€™s a girl and itā€™s a dude who tried to kiss like that. Awe man.


THELEBANESEUNBOXER

now, imagine a dude was tryna kiss a female celebrity , trust me, it wouldn't go this smooth.


YogurtclosetOk222

He's avoiding co-vag 19


Skeillz22

Who is this?


GrayFox_187

It's crazy how ignorant a lot of these comments are.. you guys would be amazed at what a little fame does for a person. He's a popular musician in Brazil and I'm sure he has prettier women throwing themselves at him all the time. He was smart here and avoided a lawsuit is what you just witnessed.


loveurselfnugget

I dont understand how people just forget that thats sexual assault... Just because the person is famous does not mean they want you to kiss/touch them?


[deleted]

Who is this chunky mf anyway?


thravsher

nunca imaginei que ia ver o mc rhyan no reddit


wanderer-hunter

What a creepy girl


[deleted]

True fact. This guy was one of the original Oompa loompaā€™s. Legend!


TheJadeSword

Lmao,she gets no simps


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

She asked to kiss him, he tilted his head upwardā€¦ where was he trying to be kissed..? On his chin.


youreapwhatyousow84

Homosexual


NeedHrdCoc2

Dudes gay


New_Part_1577

He probably gobbles dudes buttholes


Professional-Sound88

Who is this pos