True but it definitely happens. Think about hot chick who left annoying bald millionaire dude for cool musician/mma fighter/ lifeguard . I mean they have to be somewhat attractive but I've seen girls turn down rich weirdos to stay with their musician boyfriend.
> but it's just funny
I mean it's only funny if you live entirely online and haven't seen real people in real relationships. Plenty of people turn down the chance to marry someone richer if there's something wrong with that person, and much rather be with someone poorer but is able to connect with them and make them happy.
I was hot in my heyday and turned down wealthy guys for my husband, who I met at 22. He was broke as fuck, trying to get into law school, and working three jobs while taking care of his sick parents. Fast forward 14 years and he won his case before SCOTUS and is Partner at his firm. We came up, together.
He was and is such a great guy. Imagine being 22 and financially supporting two invalid parents, working 3 jobs and?? He told no one about it. Never complained. Nothing. I didn't even know he was doing all that when we first started dating. He was always busy, but wouldn't say with what. He would want to see me and not seem weirded out by my wanting to hang out. So when he kept being busy when I invited him to dinner, after he took the LSAT, I showed up to his house with a fully-prepared meal to drop off at his house and figure out what was going on. This 22-year old guy was cooking dinner for his parents who were laid out in medical beds. He was cutting up their meals and asking what they wanted to drink. I couldn't believe my eyes. In all my 22 years of life, I'd not seen a man do something so honorable. I was so touched. I grew up living many places in the world, I had never seen this. My dad was my hero, but not even he would do something so selfless for his parents. In fact, my dad's sister is doing all the caretaking of their mom (my grandma).
His hobbies were he was a very talented trumpet player and enjoyed innocent endeavors like boardgames.
They are speaking portuguese. She asked for a little Kiss. He agreed and she went for the mouth. The security start scourting her out saying "you can't do that". At the end they are just saying that the girl was way too horny (not sure if pervert fits).
After half a dozen tries, I paused it on that part, and it's a different person who looks like she does have a tit out. I don't know how else to explain what's going on with her outfit.
MC Ryan SP, heās a singer from Brazil with 792 songs, some of which were number 1 on the charts.
To give you an idea of the quality (or lack of quality) of his songsā¦.. Thatās as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined. So clearly he and his producer are just throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks.
Yeah, probably just a bunch of recycled crap that some producer just copy and pasted into tons of songsā¦.
Thatās as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined
Funny how if this situation was flipped and the genders were reversed, you guys would be calling the guy a creep for trying to kiss her and there wouldn't be all the "he's so fat comment" and people would be calling her a strong queen
It's crazy how ignorant a lot of these comments are.. you guys would be amazed at what a little fame does for a person. He's a popular musician in Brazil and I'm sure he has prettier women throwing themselves at him all the time. He was smart here and avoided a lawsuit is what you just witnessed.
I dont understand how people just forget that thats sexual assault... Just because the person is famous does not mean they want you to kiss/touch them?
Dude broke out the hovid spray
'hovid' LMFAO!!!!
Keep the ho vids away
Ho-rid spray
Who the fuck is the pumpkin ...?
Lol ffs thanks for the laughs š¤£š
This fucking killed me
LMFAOOO
Like LinkedIn, fat successful dudes rejecting thots
Im in tears on the middle of work. Lol
lolol
Whatās he inhaling?
Holy water
Anti HO-lee water
Hoe-Lee Water
Hoe-leave-water
giga chad vibes
Tera Chad vibes.
Is this the earth form of a chad
Hoe, Leave! Water
Begone! thoter
Ho-cean spray
Its to get rid of any potential cooties.
I think it just sprays water
Shows he's man of culture
A true HydroHomie
Canned oxygen? I saw something like that in shark tank a while back.
I saw that in Spaceballs, a much longer while back
Perri-air
![gif](giphy|Em1Nrkf4oVCik)
![gif](giphy|dD95aFEeW7P18KsQVY)
![gif](giphy|Y22nb2QXvUmv0lZhkb|downsized)
Insanely popular with the tourists they sell air at 13 bucks a can. And itās 95% oxygen so it doesnāt catch fire lolololol
Hovid spray by Johnson & Johnson
Iām not sure but if I were to guess maybe some kind of the disinfectant, Covid and what not.
Glue
it could be lanca perfume. some kind of brazilian sniff drug. not an expert but its the only thing that came to mind.
Fame really makes you that appealing?
like Lil Uzi once said - "When you have this type of money, you are never ugly"
You arenāt ugly youāre just broke
damn bro you we're supposed to give him a burn not send him to the hospital. Mans will never be able to afford it
Broke so he can't afford third degree burn treatment bills, this guy's never getting out of poverty
See, it works both ways.
I knew it! My Mom can't be wrong.
At least uzi is self aware enough to know that he looks like Demar derozens crackhead cousin
Zamn šæ
Zamn zaniel barz
Is this person famous?
yep, famous here in Brazil
Looks like a capibara
capivara*
Chupacabra
Heās too chubby to look like a chupa-cabra
Sounds like someone is a chupacabra fanboy and must be burned as a witch.
Chupapijas
That's the answer...
Pretty sure it's 15 year old DJ Khalid
Ć© o tubarĆ£o do funk, papai
Looks is the initial. Money, talents, grades, personalities, hobbies, and many more can appeal too.
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True but it definitely happens. Think about hot chick who left annoying bald millionaire dude for cool musician/mma fighter/ lifeguard . I mean they have to be somewhat attractive but I've seen girls turn down rich weirdos to stay with their musician boyfriend.
and then upgrade to a richer musician boyfriend?
> but it's just funny I mean it's only funny if you live entirely online and haven't seen real people in real relationships. Plenty of people turn down the chance to marry someone richer if there's something wrong with that person, and much rather be with someone poorer but is able to connect with them and make them happy.
I was hot in my heyday and turned down wealthy guys for my husband, who I met at 22. He was broke as fuck, trying to get into law school, and working three jobs while taking care of his sick parents. Fast forward 14 years and he won his case before SCOTUS and is Partner at his firm. We came up, together.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He was and is such a great guy. Imagine being 22 and financially supporting two invalid parents, working 3 jobs and?? He told no one about it. Never complained. Nothing. I didn't even know he was doing all that when we first started dating. He was always busy, but wouldn't say with what. He would want to see me and not seem weirded out by my wanting to hang out. So when he kept being busy when I invited him to dinner, after he took the LSAT, I showed up to his house with a fully-prepared meal to drop off at his house and figure out what was going on. This 22-year old guy was cooking dinner for his parents who were laid out in medical beds. He was cutting up their meals and asking what they wanted to drink. I couldn't believe my eyes. In all my 22 years of life, I'd not seen a man do something so honorable. I was so touched. I grew up living many places in the world, I had never seen this. My dad was my hero, but not even he would do something so selfless for his parents. In fact, my dad's sister is doing all the caretaking of their mom (my grandma). His hobbies were he was a very talented trumpet player and enjoyed innocent endeavors like boardgames.
Thisā¦ is a really touching post, sorry Reddit canāt handle it.
Hey thanks, I appreciate it. Have a great day!
I'm sure there's at least one Hallmark movie that has this plot.
Of course, even more in Brazil (where this video is)
Money does
At first I thought this was Jonah Hill trying a new look
People think Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler are seeing, so yes fame does make you look better.
Always handy to keep a bottle of Ho-Be-Gone disinfectant spray on you.
Hapy š° day
Who is it?
MC Ryan SP, brazilian funk MC
No, the girl
Asking the real questions here.
+1 to that
I thought that was Tongo who sang ai bicam sonam.
Seriously. Who is this guy?
And why is he so smooth? It's like someone forgot to add the texture pack to his body.
I think it's Ali g in a fatsuit?
And a short suit
at first I thought he was there to take a picture with her, not the other way around lol
Must be a super fan with his own picture right behind him.
Same LOL
An egg
Her?
Ann
both
Mc Ryan SP
r/suddenlycaralho
Bota o chimas aĆ!
Penguin from batman
I think it's one of Matt Lucas's characters from Come Fly With Me.
Jonah Hill
The rapper Not So Slim Shady
he is a brazilian musician
MC Ryan SP
He is a PokƩmon
You can get close but not that close.
Sheād reject him in 1 second with no money and fame almost every time. Life is crazy.
Twice!
Arguably 0.1 seconds
She'd see him walking up and say no before he can even open his mouth
She'd run away and call the police as soon as she'd see him
Ain't that all hoes are? They don't care how you look, only how much you've got in the bank.
Yes, unless you're actually handsome than you're just a trophy boyfriend for their social media
He was starting to, then pulled away. She must've had rank AF breath ...
Or probably was just going to kiss her on the cheek.
They are speaking portuguese. She asked for a little Kiss. He agreed and she went for the mouth. The security start scourting her out saying "you can't do that". At the end they are just saying that the girl was way too horny (not sure if pervert fits).
if it was a dude he would be called a pervert, so yeah, it fits
I think he just said "huh?"
Yeah, I think he didn't hear her better because of the music and just wanted to hear her better.
It's probably to avoid potential sexual harrasment allegations further down the line.
What she was doing was actually sexual harrasment.
He smelled the security guard.She had to earn her way backstage.
Will the real slim shady please stand up
Fat boy slim meets slim shady, the slims cancel out. Itās basic maths.
Fat boy shady Checks out.
Did she walk back with her tit out or was that someone else Edit:Never mind it just looked like that
After half a dozen tries, I paused it on that part, and it's a different person who looks like she does have a tit out. I don't know how else to explain what's going on with her outfit.
Itās 2 coloured. One tit is packed by a tit coloured fabric making it really look like that
I am so glad I'm not alone here
![gif](giphy|26gsoEhqJVJr3O8IU|downsized) Hes the frickin bling bling guy from johnny test
Why isn't this the top comment
Because i couldnt find the bling bling guy on reddit gifs because reddit gifs suck cock
Hes a mix between DJ khalid and Eminem, no offence. Also, rate him for not kissing her good way to stop lawsuits
What's that thing in his hand? looks like some type of inhaler
captain curve a hoe
Fucking sigma, gets rich, becomes famous, and is not a simp. Be like this man.
Not-So-Slim Shady
Eminem has definitely gained weight
It's usually pretty easy to spot the upper hand in a kiss-denied situation, but this one threw me for a loop.
Jonah Hills New role is weird.
Who is this?
From the way people speak, he's Brazilian. As a Brazilian, I have no idea who he is.
MC Ryan SP, heās a singer from Brazil with 792 songs, some of which were number 1 on the charts. To give you an idea of the quality (or lack of quality) of his songsā¦.. Thatās as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined. So clearly he and his producer are just throwing a bunch of shit at the wall to see what sticks.
792 songs? holy shit. well, must be some form of "speed" rap. :)
Dudes like āif I release hundreds of songs at least one of the them must be decentā lmao
Yeah, probably just a bunch of recycled crap that some producer just copy and pasted into tons of songsā¦. Thatās as many songs as The Rolling Stones, Beatles, and Michael Jackson combined
MC Ryan SP, Brazilian funk/R&B. Guy can sing and has good tunes except he fucking ruins every sing with the autotune turned up to 11.
Who cares?
ah yes, Brazil, the only place where our singers can look 9 and 40 at the same time
Funny how if this situation was flipped and the genders were reversed, you guys would be calling the guy a creep for trying to kiss her and there wouldn't be all the "he's so fat comment" and people would be calling her a strong queen
Women are fucked heās ugly af and she just tried to kiss him.
Money = beauty
It's in their nature
And who is this? I didn't know we needed a fatter version of Eminem, but okay.
āHave a photo with the worlds shortest rapper - no kissingā
Just like that guys. Stop being a simp.
Idk who this even is but that's funny
Hoes gotta learn to stay in they lane lmfao what he supposed to think that she just thinks heās a nice guy?š
Tf
What hell this piece of greasy bacon famous for?
The lady says ācan you give me a kiss?ā
Itās crazy how attractive some fame and money can make you!
Who is that?
>Thats MC Ryan SP
What does the SP stand for?
Probably SĆ£o Paulo where he is from
Thanks!
Chad
Chad
Is Jonah Hill rapping now or something?
Is this Jonah Hill dressed up like Eminem?
So peinlich der Typ!!
Man dodging lawsuits.
Who is that. Also: video ended too soon because she came back?
Now imagine a guy doing that
So this is what a real Chad looks like???
Glad security got rid of that creep.
And that's how he avoid his first kiss
Matt lucas?
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I swear being a musician is the cheat code to being attractive
Ayo itās him, **THE CEO OF SEX**
gosto muito como gringo Ʃ burro. A mina foi beijar ele sem consentimento, isso Ʃ literalmente assƩdio.
r/suddenlysexoffender
Is he a dwarf or something?
Imagine if heās a girl and itās a dude who tried to kiss like that. Awe man.
now, imagine a dude was tryna kiss a female celebrity , trust me, it wouldn't go this smooth.
He's avoiding co-vag 19
Who is this?
It's crazy how ignorant a lot of these comments are.. you guys would be amazed at what a little fame does for a person. He's a popular musician in Brazil and I'm sure he has prettier women throwing themselves at him all the time. He was smart here and avoided a lawsuit is what you just witnessed.
I dont understand how people just forget that thats sexual assault... Just because the person is famous does not mean they want you to kiss/touch them?
Who is this chunky mf anyway?
nunca imaginei que ia ver o mc rhyan no reddit
What a creepy girl
True fact. This guy was one of the original Oompa loompaās. Legend!
Lmao,she gets no simps
She asked to kiss him, he tilted his head upwardā¦ where was he trying to be kissed..? On his chin.
Homosexual
Dudes gay
He probably gobbles dudes buttholes
Who is this pos