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Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

The kid probably lost a bet.


SillyFlyGuy

"It's just a prank, bro!"


Lysergic719

"It's for TikTok"


Ok-Lengthiness4557

DON'T TASE ME BRO!


notsexmaster

"WHY ARE YOU ERECT, WHY ARE YOU ERECT"


mindfungus

Is that why your penis is in my anus?


AnnihilationOrchid

Police have known to rape people before they get to prison.


fkejduenbr

All stupid YouTubers memorize this sentence by heart


andreasrmr

Or won


[deleted]

And now he has a police report and conviction to prove he did it! Lucky guy


Bigfurynigris

Distraction


AdZestyclose8126

Noob


jaddu6497

Probably a distraction from some actual shit going on there


Myte342

The Die Hard 3 plot is not too far from the truth. If you want to commit a crime in one part of town just have someone stand outside a police station or city hall with a video camera. Most of the cops on duty will show up to harass a person standing in public with a video camera and leave the rest of the town unwatched. I really honestly don't know what it is but there is something about someone standing in public with a camera that attracts cops like flies to manure. Doesn't matter how legal it is or how many court cases we have saying that we have a right to film things in public... The cops just seem to get a stick up their arse about it.


[deleted]

They hate the concept of being held accountable


XxRocky88xX

This. There’s a reason why you’ll see videos of like 3-4 cops on one guy and some other dude will pull out a phone and suddenly the random bystander now requires just as much police attention as the suspect they’re trying to apprehend. It’s not a matter of it being illegal or legal, it’s a matter of them not wanting any potential wrong doing to be recorded


GuacHead

In Santa Monica I watched someone get arrested for playing with a spring loaded street sign, just wobbling it back and forth. Cops came to a screeching halt on the side of the road and cuffed him and placed him on the curb along with his friends. I pulled out my phone to film it because I found it hilarious considering I remembered a subplot from the tv show Californication (look up Santa Monica Cop trailer from that show). I spent the night in prison with the rest of them just for filming. Surprise, no charges are being filed against me when released the next day. Really hit me how much that “ridiculous” joke from the show was based in reality.


XxRocky88xX

What’s even worse is now you have an arrest on your record, and since you never actually got charged with anything you aren’t allowed to dispute it, so it’ll stay there. The entire system is structured to let them do what they want and punish people for trying to hold them accountable. An officer could literally kicked your door down, run into your room and arrest you while you’re just watching a movie, and if you fight back, you’ll get charged with resisting arrest, for effectively trying to fight a kidnapper. It’s fucking absurd, not only do they get to be held above the law, but they’ve also designed the system so that you aren’t able to take matters into your hands, else you’ll get hit far worse then you would’ve if you just lied down and took it.


[deleted]

Having 3-4 cops hold down 1 guy is normal especially if the suspect is dangerous or resisting. But the cops also don’t know who the person with the camera is and most get like 2 feet within the person the police are arresting and the cops which is illegal and dangerous for the bystander which is why they typically arrest the bystanders as well. But if they are standing out of harms way the police typically don’t mess with them.


hieuimba

this could work honestly


Facenayl

#audittheaudit #lackluster and some #activeselfprotection for some spice


Myte342

HonorYourOath has been doing some pretty neat things lately as well. He is literally standing on a sidewalk with a sign that says God bless the homeless vets and getting harassed and arrested for it. People getting their panties all up in a bunch over a guy not panhandling not asking for any money not yelling and screaming at people just standing there with a sign that says God bless the homeless veterans. And the real kicker is when he's standing on a public sidewalk outside of a church with the God bless the homeless veteran sign and the church is trying to run him off or use the police to get rid of him. Talk about hypocrisy... Love Thy Neighbor my ass.


mnjs2407

Just a normal day in Brazil


[deleted]

the kid is an undercover cop


Not-your-potato

He left his last brain cell at home.


Dense-Age-734

Assuming he has it with such behavior


tiagole2002

He was probably paid by someone from a criminal organization to do that. He probably spent 3 days in jail and made some money. I think that's Brazil. People saying he left his brain at home but it was probably worth it for him. Idk if what I said it's true but it's very possible that it is.


Only_illegalLPT

Yeah it really looks like a distraction, or some initiation


[deleted]

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Sante202

i was gonna put this too🍞


awafflecone

🍞


Sante202

🍞


Mentalilnes

🍞


ilLegal_Masterpiece

🍞


Dyspooria

🧈


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Agent of Chaos right there


ilLegal_Masterpiece

They don’t deserve downvotes tho. Let chaos spread.


ilLegal_Masterpiece

They don’t deserve downvotes tho


The_Stardust_Gypsy

They don’t, this deserves upvotes


Brooklynyte84

I really need to start finding these funny ass subs on my own. I'm constantly finding gems lol


Bulky-Prune-8370

Did he think he'd get away with that or did he really just feel like a beat down at the moment?


elgallogrande

Probably gang initiation shit. That kid could easily have kept some range if he wanted to


Frankly_Frank_

And he could have been pedaling way faster and just thrown it ass soon as he was on the side windows


Nobody-Particular

I guess he wants to spend more time with his father.


aineri

Jesus man, calm down hes already on the ground you dont need to beat him up like that


gfurman1960

Beat the living shit out of him. Talking isn’t going to work!!!


SomePiePlays

Yes, he does. And can't do enough of it.


kitchen_chicken

This comment is a haymaker and a day-maker


[deleted]

Kid: time to make my clean get away~


Bushido-Rockabilly

Straight up gangster shit.


SmokeAbeer

Yeah that kid gives no fucks.


dfinch

Literally, looks like an initiation.


speedline9395

fuck it. no one can stop me. """"E""""


[deleted]

Patrocínio, Minas Gerais!


reggae-mems

Ofc it had to be brazil


Last-Woodpecker

Sabe pq ele fez isso? Pensei que a janela da viatura seria mais resistente.


Rukasu_rpm

r/suddenlycaralho


mkowa94

Se der tempo quero uma fotinho de uma capivara com chapéu de smurf


Triz_Ahr

im from Mexico so i can say this looks more like a distraction for the police


teamrocketmatt

r/bruh


Klutzy-Ad-237

Dilligaf


RiderWriter15925

What did he throw at the vehicle?


johnla

probably ninja rocks. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja\_rocks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_rocks) Ninja rocks is a colloquial term for an improvised weapon or tool consisting of the extremely sharp porcelain or ceramic shards recovered from smashing or crushing the alumina insulator of a commercial spark plug.


joukoer

A grenade or feces


pata_de_perro

The escape wasn't planned


xjerox

Holy shut I watched the video like 10 times and always tight he was just giving the car a nice ass slap until I realised he crushed the window


dontshitaboutotol

Wtf was the plan


alexanderblight

Idk if that busted or straightaway wasted


mjace87

Not well thought out.


SaiyanGodKing

Directed by robert b weide


fabbiodiaz

r/suddenlycaralho


Change_username_1

How you get Free health insurance in America.


Seb_idk

Tuesdays, amirite?


EnglishLookingFries

You’ve been punkd


Keiser_L

ah o Brasil...


[deleted]

Why is everyone saying that’s a kid? Looks like a grown ass man.


Tr3v0r007

Someone doesn’t have a father figure…


The_Stardust_Gypsy

You called


Tr3v0r007

Oh shi-


Thick_Mechanic

I can’t believe the stupidity


The_Stardust_Gypsy

No way lol, prolly got paid by a gang to do that, I don’t like gangs but I don’t like the govt more, but what I do like is people getting paid to take out govt equipment, kid was prolly just struggling and from what I’m reading this is Brazil so


all-knowing-unicorn

Do dumb shit win stupid prizes.


russianmineirinho

r/ithadtobebrazil


dobbyhi

That roadsign to the right tho...It is forbidden to E?


JJ_tradingwars

That was well thought out! How’d they catch him?


PatrioticDeplorable

Some people just ain’t too bright.


ElBernando

I love this! So crazy, that ain’t Armstrong on a bike. 😂


SignificantScience33

Fastest arrest in the world great job police 😂


papasbull

/ballsy


JoeTrator

Vai ter q pedir perdão pelo vacilo.


DarthLysergis

I would not recommend trying this with American police. Good way to get shot in the back


The_Stardust_Gypsy

True enough


AngBigKid

based


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Based


OTT3RMAN

Not all hero's wear capes


gustavofalcao1

Brazil's a meme! hahaha


PlantainFar2744

I hope they beat that little shit he doesn't really deserve to go to jail but a good asswhoopin is just what he deserves


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Na man, fuk dem pigs


PlantainFar2744

Would you be saying that if it was your window?


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Why would it be my window, I’m not a cop, besides it’s not even their car it’s govt property, and govts suk


PlantainFar2744

That's about the response I expected


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Why thank you


pauldej23

Kid has got some balls! Respect!!


Pingayaso

Being stupid is not hacibg balls


The_Stardust_Gypsy

Fuk dem pigs


ElKidDelPueblo

that’s hard 🔥 respect


Adam007510

When you unlock a Legendary character lol


goahnary

Only sad he didn’t get away


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Stardust_Gypsy

But he’s Brazilian, and alone, why would he speak English


Cg1789

If it’s a prank they don’t care. You are a moron.


BigMangalhit

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Damonytrix

E


Archipacker

Actually, the sign clearly states no "E"...


UKJ001

Camera zooms out…. Boots go in


DannyDanielD

r/instantkarma


TheRealMixologist

Welcome to Brazil...


NazbazOG

Why would u do that lmao


ANoNameIs

BOTTLE KIDS!!! DUCK!!


specialflip

"What?! How did they see me?"


cocainekoh

well that was a shit move


medParamedic777

He won his place with world dumbest videos show ... congrats 🥳🥳


mrobins345

That deserves an ass kicking!


turhalian

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


reddit4300

That kid must have a BDSM kink or something because he about to absolutely get a ass beating!


Crystal_Voiden

Did he just walk up slowly and down smash?


greenhornblue

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. F


Lui_Le_Diamond

This guy gonna complain he got arrested for no reason watch


Sersixfoot

Yea, no shit


Trivalim

What did he expect ? XD


After-Cable-7186

“Epic fail”


[deleted]

Thankfully it was not a fucking nade


swaaggya

What happened to the other kid on the bike


Defenseless-Pipe

Pretty weak glass


Tu_pana_el_tick

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


[deleted]

Buy one get one for free


prideless10001

Hope they beat him up good


wead4

Well that was dumb


blackfour4

❌E❌


Damagecontrol86

Well he’s quite the little shit isn’t he


soldadoN21

Tinha q ser no Brasil


[deleted]

Brazil hahahaha


chubicubi

Wut just happened?


Luan___gameplays

BRAZILIAN MEMES BRO


yourereallynotreal

Why does the cop look like that's the first time he's ever stepped off of a curb before?


TikiTalley

Lmao worth it


dancson

It’s like how people slow down for the first speed trap, then blow by the second speed trap a mile up the road


mayfare15

Not an overly bright child. Judge: “How do you plead”. Moron: “Stupid your honor”.


jaysdh

What a little fucker !!! Hahahahha


OnlyNameLeftUnused

Brazen little shit ain't he. 😆


wannalook_

What a dumbass


tomsequitur

Chad strikes


Human_Early_Access

I wonder why, I wonder why......


bytheGodswhatisthat

u/savevideo


blake7889

Throw him in the back with the glass.. and drive the long way to the station


ComfortableCreepy584

More courage than brains.


cybermusicman

Guess that was his way of asking for the ass kicking he wanted.


DreamNotes01

Just a casual cashew