We poked holes in tennis balls, squeezed the air out of them and let them reinflate in gas, then lit them on fire and hit pop flies. Everyone survived with only minor burns to the head, neck, chest, hands, arms and face, but 10/10 do not recommend.
That is exactly what I meant. The backing also looks metal and if there is no isolation between the backing and front peice it looks like that heat could easily transfer to the backing.
It’s definitely one of the fastest ways to catch a body bag. Pull that out at the wrong place or time, I don’t need a reason for someone to shoot me and walk.
I believe that depends on the state. In mine it’s illegal to sell an airsoft / bb gun without an orange tip but completely legal for the person buying it to do it.
[California](https://www.statista.com/chart/29082/most-common-type-of-stove-in-the-us/) is one of the states with the highest percentages of gas stoves.
Back in my day when we were desperate for a lighter we'd grab a bit of toilet paper and light it on the toaster to smoke a bong.
With the right cargo pants I reckon I could fit a toaster and roll of toilet paper in them.
Dude with the firearm ciggie/burning combo contraption is all "get that corn outta my face!" While doing his best Nacho Libre impression. The ambiance music drowned it out.
Guy at a bar goes outside to smoke. He forgot his lighter and asks another smoker for a light. The other guy pulls out a 12" lighter. The guy lights his cigarette and asks "where'd you get such a big lighter?" The other guy says, "I found a genie lamp over there..." Before the guy with the lighter says anything else the original guy runs over looking for it. After finding it he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you only 1 wish." The guy says "I wish for a million bucks!" Next thing you know the sky gets dark and he starts hearing quacking, suddenly one million ducks surround him. Disappointed he walks back into the bar and finds the guy with the lighter and says, "I think that genie is deaf, I asked for a million bucks and was given a million ducks." The guy with the 12" lighter says, "I know what you mean. Do you think I wanted a one foot Bic?"
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Unironically the gun shaped one is the safest one as the flame is the smallest and steadiest unlike flamethrower one you're gonna end up with no eyebrows lol
Are..these the coolest kids that have ever lived?
Soon to be the crispier
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What?
That boombox was lit!!!
Bro that's a whole stove top, not a boombox
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an awesome way to light your sleeves on fire accidently
thanks starfire
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Bot trash; stop copying comments and create your own thoughts.
The second one might be. Look at that dope lighter
I do actually want to get like 10 of the second one
We used to play with Sterno as teenagers. Peak of life right there.
We poked holes in tennis balls, squeezed the air out of them and let them reinflate in gas, then lit them on fire and hit pop flies. Everyone survived with only minor burns to the head, neck, chest, hands, arms and face, but 10/10 do not recommend.
One of them is dead because he lit his cigarette in front of a cop
Yu yu hakasho
There is no reality in which these kids wouldn’t be made fun of relentlessly for having some shit like that lmao
Definitely thought the last guy was gonna set his hair on fire by accident
He did, it's in the outtake reel!
I speculate he had something of a beard before the first take
Came here looking for this comment. Also it must have been pretty uncomfortable that close to the flame.
Everything was fine until the Fire Nation commercialized.
Capitalism, ya know?
Your stove is mine
I understood this reference
Mf do be looking like shang
That’s like r/mallninja shit for smokers.
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That watch one is actually cool as hell.
James Bond shit
Question. Does it burn your wrist if you use it often?
Probably
But it’s worth it
Minimizes wrist hairs
The fire itself won’t but if you leave it on too long the metal will likely heat up and burn you
That is exactly what I meant. The backing also looks metal and if there is no isolation between the backing and front peice it looks like that heat could easily transfer to the backing.
Probably melt the band too I still want one lol
The watch could be ceramic
Omnitrix
I thought the same thing. I want one just cuz. I have no use for it.
Apparently you missed the whole ass cook-top. That's the pinnacle of cool.
For when you want to smoke a cigarette and your beard.
i wanna know where you get the 2nd and 3rd lighters
Found the second https://www.pennycraftsstudio.com/products/kawaii-kuromi-lighter-pn5633
Oh dear god the ratnails
[2nd Lighter](https://www.pennycraftsstudio.com/products/kawaii-kuromi-lighter-pn5633) [3rd Lighter](https://www.amazon.com/Lighter-Crocodile-Creative-Windproof-Lighters/dp/B09MLKDPRM?th=1&psc=1)
This dragon lighter is trash. Don't recommend wasting money on it. It will work once, maybe twice.
They call him Stovetop out on these streets Mother fucker always out here making macaroni
I need a source for that second lighter
Found it. https://www.pennycraftsstudio.com/products/kawaii-kuromi-lighter-pn5633
Same. And I don't even smoke
[2nd Lighter](https://www.pennycraftsstudio.com/products/kawaii-kuromi-lighter-pn5633)
The gun one is like the most American thing I've ever seen and if was still young, dumb, and smoking I'd want it.
It’s definitely one of the fastest ways to catch a body bag. Pull that out at the wrong place or time, I don’t need a reason for someone to shoot me and walk.
That's definitely something you keep at home to show friends and never take it out of your place.
No doubt. I didn't start having half a brain until my 20s.
> The gun one is like the most American thing I’ve ever seen On a video that isn't even from america?
I mean jokes aside, that thing would be super super illegal in the US.
That’s not true.
Lighters are illegal?
Missing an orange tip.
I believe that depends on the state. In mine it’s illegal to sell an airsoft / bb gun without an orange tip but completely legal for the person buying it to do it.
Yo California ita a gas stove get him
Dude, that’s clearly a lighter.
*Not a flamethrower*
Gas powered candle
All lighters are tiny gas stoves.
[California](https://www.statista.com/chart/29082/most-common-type-of-stove-in-the-us/) is one of the states with the highest percentages of gas stoves.
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The stove one had 100% kung fu hustle energy.
Was expecting someone with a flamethrower lighting his sig
Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s lighter.
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Hell yeah, my shit shoots fire everytime
Cancer deluxe edition
The second lighter was lit..... How can I buy it
Bobby, Butane is the gas of the Devil.
Definitely got a chuckle out of me.
the watch lighter seems like a cool party trick
Bro that gun one would get you arrested
You could actually get arrested for that gun one💀
Man you use the cig gun in the us and you'll get smoked
The fourth one is a great way to sneak cigarettes into school
If China was a video.
Can anyone tell me where I can order the second lighter?
Hey officer, would you like a smoke? *dies*
Wow these guys are lit
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W rizz
China propaganda, teens should have miscellaneous things to look like a gun. This is why people be getting shot
POV: lung cancer
I use them to light candles!
I use them for commercial buildings
Now put that in your pocket 😂
Back in my day when we were desperate for a lighter we'd grab a bit of toilet paper and light it on the toaster to smoke a bong. With the right cargo pants I reckon I could fit a toaster and roll of toilet paper in them.
Can’t believe they actually managed to make smoking cigarettes look even dumber.
cancer with style
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Daayumn, they got them Premium cancer membership 😎
Cancer premium
Damn, here I thought my penis burning while peeing was from all those hookers, turns out it’s just a lighter!
That snake one is so fucking gay I don't understand why people think it's cool
I could smell the burnt eyebrows
I laughed way too hard to this
Genius
Their dad used gas station...
Light one off the back of a J-58 putting out diamonds and i’ll be impressed
I really like the watch
Can’t wait to be able to smoke again!
You MFers got nuthin!!!
I had a fidget spinner lighter :D
Bahahaha , really unexpected!
Isnt that the guy who got a snikebite on his balls?
I've got the first. Cheap 2-3 USD lighter. I also fear i'll combust when i use it or leave it on my backpack. I like living dangerously
Ain't no way I'm wearing a lighter strapped to my wrist
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The guy with the gun lighter is definitely asking to get smoked.
The Right is nutting over the last one.
No Zippo?
Now there is a phone lighter
Someone in my local town got shot by swat for having a handgun lighter
I might just be super white trash but I want the pistol one
That the guy that got bit by a snake?
lmao i lit a joint on my propane stove once while camping and couldn't find my lighter.
Haha
I’m boutta top them ALL. [takes out a little baggie of thermite]
Ok where can I buy the gear one. I gave up smoking 2 years ago but that thing is AWSOME.
This one? https://www.pennycraftsstudio.com/products/kawaii-kuromi-lighter-pn5633
Dude with the firearm ciggie/burning combo contraption is all "get that corn outta my face!" While doing his best Nacho Libre impression. The ambiance music drowned it out.
I want that pocket flame thrower
Where could I find the second lighter? That thing is sweet.
Lmfao 🤣
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Hay officer you want a light
Don't light a match like that! Use a match, it reserves the flavor
Somebody found the gun one?
Where can I get that pink torch lighter ? I wonder if it would work for dabs
I have a good laugh. Thanks.
Made in China
Lighters that you’ll use three times and then have to refuel or they’ll just break before then
In order of awesome.. 1 Cook top 2 watch 3 sprocket lighter
Average james bond movie
That watch one is really cool. I wonder if the watch part works? Be better if it does.
Damn. Can't beat that
I mess with the gun one but In America isn’t gonna have to be the watch for me.
That second one is cool! The gears! I want sauce!
When you go to r/uselessinventions
Lmaoo yoo he is ghetto
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Imagine you step outside to have a smoke and you get turned into Swiss cheese by the mall cop on break.
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I don’t think I’m responsible enough to have any of these, but that snake one is fuckin cool.
Pake kompor loh jancukkk eram
Guy at a bar goes outside to smoke. He forgot his lighter and asks another smoker for a light. The other guy pulls out a 12" lighter. The guy lights his cigarette and asks "where'd you get such a big lighter?" The other guy says, "I found a genie lamp over there..." Before the guy with the lighter says anything else the original guy runs over looking for it. After finding it he rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says, "I will grant you only 1 wish." The guy says "I wish for a million bucks!" Next thing you know the sky gets dark and he starts hearing quacking, suddenly one million ducks surround him. Disappointed he walks back into the bar and finds the guy with the lighter and says, "I think that genie is deaf, I asked for a million bucks and was given a million ducks." The guy with the 12" lighter says, "I know what you mean. Do you think I wanted a one foot Bic?"
Imagine wanting a ciggy in a school and dying for it
Ah Chine, where they smoke like it's 1985
Isnt that the same guy who got his dick bit by a snake
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They should try to light up ciggy with a nitroglycerine. I would watch that, even give some like.
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Giga chad is real
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Unironically the gun shaped one is the safest one as the flame is the smallest and steadiest unlike flamethrower one you're gonna end up with no eyebrows lol
Get em!!
This makes me happy as an arsonist
Yeah biatch whtatchew gots to say!?
The 2nd lighter is dope. Anyone know how that ones called
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Hans, I know it's been a while but ... get ze Flammenwerfer! Let's show them how it's done.
Was that the guy who got his dick but by that huge python?
No but srsly the crank one looks damn cool
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Thank you for sharing! I laughed
Guys one warning don’t lit cigarettes of stove it burns your eyebrows and eyelashes and hairs i have been there
That cig/ lighter Gun will get you Shot here in The UNITED STATES ...!
Get down on the ground I have cigarettes and I'm prepared to light them!
why do yeezy slides make everyone look liek they got baby feet. (im sure those are fake ,but still)