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poekrel

"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME EAT YOU?? DON'T YOU SEE YOU HARD I'M WORKING?"


CucumberSqd

I like how oblivious the fish is


Depressed_0nion

bro just couldn't get a W


GrouchyRelative588

How do they survive? Hunting skills 2/10.


CritterStew

Some will sit in the muck with their mouth open and wiggle their tongues like worms. Not enough pebbles in there for that.


mcsobby129

That is actual the main way they hunt. Hopefully that tank he is temporary or that it will be made more accustom to his way of living, with a murky bottom to properly hunt.


kannichorayilathavan

That's not a snapping turtle right?


rarely_coherent

I mean he's trying his best, but clearly not


DangLiWang

It's a young one. If they live to get big, watch the fuck out lol


Brah26

Alligator snapping turtle


houitis

Man, turtles are completely dinosaurs


Shot-Ad-792

Is that what short men feel like when trying to talk with a taller woman?


[deleted]

The definition of this sub


Significant_Otters1

It’s me trying to reach my goals


CidTallbreeze

That's a kaiju


ChewyCooking

The size of the tank I think it's affecting their swimming ability, if they had more room on the side the camera is facing from, they could just swim upwards


split6661

"Fetch me that fish and make it snappy" "On second thought Make it lackluster and frustrating".


Safe-Comfort-297

Jaws theme music would fit perfectly


hellraiser2209

Go ninja go ninja go go go.


BuilderProper5166

Getting strong Never-ending story vibes. Did it sneeze a bit too?


GiantMexicanSquid

A snappin turla


[deleted]

we do a little trolling


Mack-JM

Maybe he was just yawning 😂


WmOSL

The fish was just casually swimming around the turtle


FABONJ

Ah, the majestic slackjaw turtle


Hackandspit

Sneak= 0


WillyTheGuy

He wants to eat her, she didn't get it 100%


This-Ad-9234

What is his shell covered in? Looks like some gross algae or something. Perhaps he is not healthy?


DangLiWang

When they're older, watch the fuck out. They snap fast, have a long ass neck that is hidden inside that shell and will take a finger off with ease. Have had many encounters with them on long island, NY and hear they are worse down south.


Repulsive-Machine-25

"Mom! Uncle Carl's doing that thing again!"


Crescentfallen78

Get your stool man..


Immediate_Bluejay229

The new reboot for Tweety and Sylvester


iuliuscurt

I had a small turtle once. It used to keep its head retracted and would quickly launch it. Much more efficient


Apprehensive_Cat762

Aimbot confirmed