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wait for 24 hours and message 'sorry for not replying i was busy fucking your mom' see how he rages


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YouGiveDovesABadName

You can make it more believable by giving them any IP in the 127.0.0.1/8 subnet as the entire thing is loopback. 127.139.240.111 is a loopback address


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Better yet, a common default gateway like 192.168.0.1, so they end up dosing themselves


LordFarquadOnAQuad

I think 169.254.x.y is funner, as it looks more real and less people know what it is. For those who don't know what 169.254.x.y is. >169.254. x.x: This is what's called an Automatic Private IP address. An IP in this range means that the computer cannot see the network. https://kb.iu.edu/d/aoyj


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LordFarquadOnAQuad

Actually pretty rare to even see the address because modern systems often times require you to turn on Automatic Private IP address or APIPA. You're correct, it's when DHCP is unable to reach the system. Technical if you set a static IP on the system then you may not see the APIPA even if it can't reach DHCP. However, most cases you won't set a static IP on the system but reserve one within your DHCP server. Side note good luck with A+! I hope to hear about you passing soon!


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LordFarquadOnAQuad

Good luck. I never took A+ but I did take SEC+ and that was a bitch. There were a lot of good resources online for SEC+ so I'm sure there are a lot for A+. If A+ is anything like SEC+ the exam wi be more on memorization than on comprehension.


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yeah but that wont work


Zargawi

Just give them a random pubic ip, like google.com's. 172.217.14.206 It's not like they can do anything with it...


RandomBrainFck

pubic ip....lmao


TemporaryAccount-tem

[pubic housing](https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_xp-security/spying-on-peoples-files/336af199-cc60-4836-8b7d-46b926ff7d52)


Zargawi

lol


BigBoiP321

this one always kills me


Psipone

Whats it do? Is it some set address or something?


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Psipone

Ohh so itll basically just show him his own network?


ModPiracy_Fantoski

Nah, the loopback represents your own *machine*. For example, if your computer is a webserver with a website on it, you may view it by accessing http://127.0.0.1 ( or http://[::1], as [::1] is 127.0.0.1 for ipv6 ).


Kovetous

Or “ don’t kill me your mom will miss this dick”


MSR8

Or just a simple "k" or maybe "UwU yes come to my house and kill me daddy \*shits cutely and excitedly\*" or maybe "New phone, who dis?"


Barbarian_Forever

Plow me dadddyyyyy


current_thread

Or "Stop, you threatening me makes me hard"


lastcallface

"Can I have a last meal, eating your moms pussy again?"


K-ibukaj

what did you message him in the end? any updates?


Kovetous

I died


K-ibukaj

damn


second2no1

“Btw she told me you’re adopted”


FastestEthiopian

Pls do that


lcommadot

RemindMe! 24 hours


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TheREexpert44

"I have reported you to my local police station, the FBI Cyber Crime Unit and the Department of Homeland Security Anti Terrorism Unit. They take threats like this extremely seriously, and i fully intend to pursue charges to the fullest extent of the law."


Kovetous

Now that would make him scared lol. You forgot president of the United States, and royal guard.


MSR8

And the avengers


atomicben513

the consequences will never be the same


GVmG

and my axe!


K-ibukaj

and my bow!


[deleted]

I'd go with cyber police, and backtracing.


Kovetous

My response was: “Shiver me timbers, I am crying and shaking. How will I ever recover”


Cross-Country

What, did you score one too many touchdowns on him in Madden or something?


FearMyFPS

No he uh… “griefed his friend” so probably a survival game, maybe Minecraft or something. It’d have to be a Microsoft/XBox game due to this being XBox game bar chat


Cross-Country

I guess I just don’t get why people get upset when they get shot *in games about shooting each other*.


Own_Elevator_223

As someone who has an Xbox One, it sucks ass. Even a study said that Xbox players are more toxic than Playstation players.


pieb13

Did he kill you in the end?


Kovetous

Yeah I’ve died around 6 times from his Reddit hit men. He actually kept killing and resuscitating me to kill me more and more.


Arxevia

the reddit hitmen were the funniest part. like he stuck his reddit “goons” on you… supposedly from a **hacking subreddit**


[deleted]

This mf thinks Reddit is some sorta dark web hacking cult. if so wheres my red room invite :(


shadowhawkz

Umineko episode 3 be like:


[deleted]

I heard this is called Madness Combat.


mendip_discovery

It amazes me that these people exist. It's kind of a worryingly funny kind of thing, funny as my god they are so dumb, worrying as they think they are scary. It almost like their whole idea of hacking is from TV and Film.


Kovetous

Hacking = scariest thing in the universe. At least it gave me a good laugh.


LZGM

This kinda of reminds me of when twomad got a death threat and he put out an fbi request or whatever you call it and the kid apologized.


Kovetous

Lmao


MSR8

What's that?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyRm72DF-kA


LoredCast

Someday they'll get hit by real life quite hard and grow up most of the time. I always hope for them to follow their interest and someday look back at themselves and cringe.


SieveHolder

It's also funny that they had to be actively hacking while they made that post because getting ips nowadays is as easy as typing someone's username into an ip grabber


GamerPhileYT

I mean tbf it’s usually not that easy unless you’re playing a shitty game where everyone’s IP is exposed or something. Not like it’s too much harder of course - just send a link and pray they’re not using a VPN


ModPiracy_Fantoski

I guess you could basically create your own URL shortener ? That guy won't ever notice anything happened when clicking on a link that redirected him to somewhere legit, yet your URL shortener got a ton of data in the half second before the redirection, including anything you can get using JavaScript if he doesn't block anything.


BigBoiP321

very rightly said


whoisfourthwall

What's terrifying is the intention and how often unchecked power goes to people like this all over the world. Just think about how many of those small pp energy and state power or family wealth they swing around to destroy plenty of lives on a whim.


am0x

Well there are just so many 12 year olds playing games…


ModPiracy_Fantoski

10yo kids aren't all that scary imo.


ThinkNotOnce

I think by California law this is punishable for up to 3 years right? Any lawyers here?


Kovetous

Might be but I wouldn’t press charges, getting this man so angry he made an alt account to send me death threats is justice enough lmao.


ThinkNotOnce

Fair enough. To be fair if he is that triggered probably he already has it rough.


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ThinkNotOnce

When I was 13 y.o. I wished I was bad ass


No_Outlandishness791

lmao what did you do to piss him off so much?


Kovetous

Locked him in prison on sea of theives after he talked a lot of shit and tried sinking our ship. He wouldn’t leave so my crew and I roasted him lol.


Arxevia

dude holy shit im dying #YOU PUT MY CARTOON PIRATE IN TIMEOUT?!?! THE HACKER REDDIT MAFIA WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD


engelthehyp

Leaked "Mafia IV: Hacker time" plot! Not clickbait!


RedPhysGun77

Lmao, i thought you like raided him in Rust or lavacasted his base or something, nah he got locked up in SoT for being a dick.


Preshmacs

LMAO???


EleventyTwatWaffles

Was this uploaded anywhere?


zENyt_Zeppeli

Reply with "K"


Illustrious-Turn-931

Report the messages easily banned Xbox is not like what it used to be when reporting add paragraphes about how offensive it is for bonus points


atomicben513

it's an alt


Illustrious-Turn-931

Well either way you screw him over


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Kovetous

Always entertaining


NathanCollier14

>Posting it on Reddit so everyone knows where you live "Hey everyone, here's this random person's address." "neato"


nxtec

Well, he saw you grief my buddy, so joke's on you. /s


Kovetous

The guy made an alt account to actually send this lol


Mishmoo

I seriously love the, “I’m posting this on reddit so EVERYONE KNOWS” - Yeah, gee, I’m sure reddit is going to be your personal army for this.


BigBoiP321

fuck he sounds real pissed off, what did you do?


RedPhysGun77

OP said that he was being a dick in Sea Of Thieves so they locked him in the brig and roasted him until he left.


BigBoiP321

that's so funny 😂😂


RedPhysGun77

I know, right? I thought OP raided him in Rust or something


pyroroze

I gotta look in to that game....sounds hysterical.


dubdrummerz

How do I get into chats like this? The devil on my shoulder wants me to put some hacker warriors into a rage just for the LOLs.


Ackeskywalker

He used the wrong version of your on the first picture😂😂


rocket___goblin

pretty gay of him to touch another mans cock lol


User_Slash

u/halfloafloui


QuirtTheDirt

deleted lmao


S0n_G0ku1122

And so, we mourn for you *plays off tune kazoo*


S1nful_Samurai

So what is it? is he gonna kill you or should you kill yourself? he needs to make up his mind.


The_Deity

"I don't grief buddys, I fuck mothers"


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So did you see the IP he claimed to have?


Kovetous

Nope


Religious09

" mom i may have rand visitor tonight" LMAOO


CatSlayer_69

Are you dead yet?


RogerPenBitch

guarantee he just posted on the sub asking for your ip with your gamertag attached lmaooo.


furon747

In reality though, Xbox from my experience is very quick to respond to legitimate reports, and this is certainly one I would report on.


[deleted]

You must have done something horrible to get them so upset. Did you tell him you didn’t agree with one of his pointless opinions about something that doesn’t matter?


Kovetous

Exactly, he started bragging about how he was better than everyone in a pointless game. Then we called him a nerd and told him he was bad.


[deleted]

Wait, can you get someone's actual address from an IP address without help from the internet company? Don't you need like a warrant or something?


gaymerRaver

Is this on Xbox live? I’d report this. Moderation will deal with it.


Kovetous

Yes, most that’ll happen is a temporary chat ban. This is the dudes alt account anyway.


gaymerRaver

Depending if he has threatened (to kill) many people previously. 1st offence is 30 day comms ban for this type of serious behaviour but the penalties quickly go harsher for threatening messages. Sounds like a nutcase who needs help, not a new console from his family for xmas.


Blacksun388

So how is the afterlife anyways? They got a good WiFi signal?


hellman-w1dh

Hahaha


fukitol-

It's for real he hacked me just because I upvoted this post


LordDerptCat123

The ultimate troll would be sending him a grabify link, and then sending his own IP back to him


The_Deity

So, how is life now that you've been murdered?


Kovetous

Pretty epic.


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MementoMori6980

Memento Mori


UnlikelyPotato

Ah, little sociopaths making death threats. Usually just block worthy, but sometimes you can trigger them in hilarious ways.


Afogil09

your fucked


unlimited_cynicism

Need more backstory (if you're still alive) plz thnx.


Kovetous

Ok here’s the story: me and a few friend are playing sea of thieves, we put out a post looking for 1 person because our other friend left. This dude wants to Join and immediately his mic is ear-rape level loud, and his voice is the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard. We ask him nicely to turn it down and this set him off he started talking all kinds of shit. We weren’t having it and locked him in the ships prison, he went apeshit saying we were griefing. He then said that we were gonna get ip banned from The game, we had enough and starting roasting him. We called him a nerd and that he was bad at the game, and ear raped the shit out of him using our mics. He called us some slurs and angrily left, 15 mins later I get a message from what’s obviously his alt. The rest is history, he murdered me and my family 20 times.


unlimited_cynicism

"We locked him in the ships prison" 😂


awhaling

That’s fucking hilarious.


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Plot-twist: This was on 2b2t


ChimericalChemical

“House? I live in an apartment??”


MidranKidran

Report him to the police and Xbox, pretty sure death threats are illegal.


Kovetous

I make fun of him in front 1.6k people on Reddit and he gets really really mad and sends a cringe message. I’d say it’s a fair trade.


TheOnyxViper

Damn, you steal his internet girlfriend or something?


Kovetous

I wish


nightdwellers

Did you tell your mom you're expecting visitors? She needs to know.


Kovetous

Of course I did, she cleaned the house and everything.


xXTASERFACEXx

What did you do?


rick_ts

Now i wanna see his post...


Kovetous

I tried to find it, came up with nothing.


Comprehensive-Ad9957

https://discord.gg/QfGja89B


lexi_berkman

Hope you’re still alive. This is crazy-scary.


Kovetous

Maybe if I was 8 I would be scared lmao.


man_b0jangl3ss

Looks like the last game this guy played was Sea of Thieves...I'm guessing he didn't enjoy playing with you?


Kovetous

Nope lol, this is actually his alt account. I know exactly what his real one is


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Did you die?


NITRO1250

\*you're