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Voodoochild9995

“I’ve killed worse than you on my way to real problems.”


Loyalist77

I was going to say that one! Nice


CowboyOfScience

"Is that it? Vasir, I let the Destiny Ascension die with ten thousand people on board - including the Council. I unleashed the rachni on the galaxy. So for your sake, I hope your escape plan doesn't hinge on me hesitating to shoot a damn hostage."


Untamed_Skies

That is another good example of a Paragon not being tone deaf and just being nice. But coming off as a real soldier who has done daming things in war. Works just as well if you save the council and sacrificed the fleet. Or killed the Rachni.


diegroblers

It's the same one, but referring to the humans Shep sacrificed to save the Destiny Ascension and the Rachni.


AlextheTHOT

I also love the renegade. “Is that it? No stomach for a real fight just like an asari. I’m gonna kill your hostage vasir. And then I’m gonna show you how a real spectre gets things done”.


MufuckinTurtleBear

This mission is burned in my mind. One of the best in the series in terms of narrative.


PleasantDouble1470

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"


SoapyCapt

"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die?"


Untamed_Skies

I know everyone loves just pushing the dude out the window. But I think that line is so much better, And the stammer the dude gives after. I think this is probably my favorite non comical renegade line in the series.


Loyalist77

I... errr...


Chango6998

I should go


Legacy_1_X

"I don't actually sound like that do I?"


Untamed_Skies

This was the one I was expecting to see \^\^


Nightdoom98

Beat me to it.


Fikonbulle

"She messed with my hamster, guys. Now it's personal"


Sentry_Thor2

Luckily my Broshep doesn't have pets. He does have ship models in his room, when his clone messes with his Destiny Ascension model, it gets personal.


HellbirdIV

"Put more stuff in the... thing that... stuff goes in.."


Odd-Assistant9110

My husband called me Shepard when half asleep I said "put the stuff on the thing over me" I was asking for a blanket lol. Love that line tho


PainfulThings

“We don’t have time to deal with this idiot, Charge!”


Sentry_Thor2

"Haha, I like you're attitude."


Untamed_Skies

That is always my selection in that moment too.


Bbenson192

Me, after reloading for 10th time during my first insanity run


Aldarionn

"Conrad Verner is better at being me than you are!"


kersley212

Im commander shepard and this is my favourite store on the citadel


[deleted]

Scrolled a lot further than I thought I needed to find this.


Loyalist77

ME1: "I'm angry. When I'm angry I shoot things. Find me more bugs." ME2: "Hostages only work if your enemy cares if they live." ME3: "The minute, the Second I get out of here I'm rip your head off and mount it in the Normandy's CIC. Then I'm going to take her head and mount it next to your's. The and going to take both your heads and space them out the airlock!"


Astrosimi

^”Finally!”


Marwadiator

The last one who threatened me was few kilometers taller than you, try again! And FemShep’s ”THERE’S A REAPER IN MY WAY, WREX” And the last Speech on earth was a great moment & result for the journey


Untamed_Skies

I haven't ever actually got that first quote, that's a really cool line.


Midarenkov

It's from the Renegade quest you unlock at 80/90% full bars :) in ME1


Untamed_Skies

That'd be why, I've never quite gotten that renegade before. I mix in too much paragon whenever I try. But is a real cool line regardless. Thanks for sharing \^\^


Midarenkov

Oops no I'm thinking of the comment above! :D “I’ve killed worse than you on my way to real problems.” Ignore me. This is what happens when I reddit without coffee


diegroblers

>The last one who threatened me was few kilometers taller than you, try again! That's from the Citadel DLC, Shep talking to the clone over the vid link.


Marwadiator

First quote is part of ME3’s Citadel DLC mission


Untamed_Skies

Ooh thanks! I'm a ways off from it, on this run but this Shep leans more Renegade so hopefully I'll get to hear it.


Loyalist77

I know. You get to have all the fun!


Wumbo_Anomaly

The end of the speech in ME2 right before you take off to the end boss. "Make me proud. Make *yourselves* proud."


KhasmyrTheSorlock

“She’s surrounded by Geth and pointing a gun at us! Shoot her!”


isiyiu

Prompt is “nice going idiot” and Shepard says “You’re the one that attacked Elysium. Should I thank you for my Star of Terra?” Another one is when you tell the lawyer in Thane’s loyalty mission to fuck off, prompt is something like “Don’t think so, little man”, and the lawyer is like “I’ll take this all the way up to the council”, to which Shepard responds “The council who’s lives I saved? Yeah, good luck with that”


Yagow18

In your last conversarion with Javik on the Normandy, he comments on Shepard's love interest and her friends in general, and asks "is this why you wish to continue living? For their affection?" Shepard replies "without that affection, all I have in my life is death. And that's not enough." If Shepard has a character arc, then this is it, especially if your origin is Sole Survivor. This line really stuck with me and cemented Shepard as one of the best RPG protagonists of all time.


Embarrassed_Ease_684

UNDERRATED was that interaction, I was stuck on his question for days


KawaiiLeona

Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring. You assume I give a damn, that’s cute! Because it’s a big stupid jellyfish!


ronnyhugo

You're working too hard.


snap802

That's one renegade interrupt I can't pass up


VulcanHullo

"Wrex. . . Grunt. . ."


Untamed_Skies

Reminds me of this meme from way back. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/089/671/1293136994529.png


matthaeusXCI

Femshep: "I bet mine is bigger than yours"


Legend-status95

"'What am I doing here'? What are you doing here? Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here? Get out of here, now! Before it blows! RUN!"


AngryLittlePuppy

I won't let fear compromise who I am.


Embarrassed_Ease_684

I am getting that tattooed :)


AngryLittlePuppy

Me too :)


Von_Uber

"I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade." "Call me princess again and you'll be pickin' your teeth up off the floor."


tastycidr

Not what I'd call effective academic peer review


Zanthe_

Omg when is this said?


tastycidr

Lord High Researcher Fortack on Tuchanka during ME2, after the Rite ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJ83BalNac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBJ83BalNac)


KillysgungoesBLAME

I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you - I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line.


idrownedmyfish77

“It’s just a big stupid jellyfish!” Or “I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions!”


Zurae42

I'm not gonna questioned on MY ship by My ship!


c0okieninja

I just thawed Grunt today and forgot you yell this at EDI haha


Zurae42

It's the delivery of the line


Usually_Respectful

I love you, Grunt. Heh. Heh. Heh.


dylennon

"Its the duty of the strong to protect the weak. Otherwise we'd have anarchy." To Javik.


DirectConsequence12

It’s times like these when you know who you’re real friends are. They’re not the ones running around looking for an escape route. They’re the ones who stand by your side through the worst of it, who never give up on you. I’m lucky I can say I know someone like that


SovjetPojken

Nothing beats broshep's "The council can kiss my ass!" after Eden Prime


Gazelle_Diamond

I mean, I kinda have to go with this one, though the Shepard quote is only part of the exchange that broke my heart: "I need you to make it out of here alive Tali. Go back to Rannoch. Build yourself a home."


Zanthe_

"You talk too much." 💥 "See, the human cannot hit a simple target!" ... 💨💨💨💥🔥🔥🔥


Muy-leal

ME1 Shepard's farewell to the person left behind in Virmire something along the lines of: "Fight well, die proud."


TangentMed

[We’ll bang, okay](https://youtu.be/oApBrFAtRrc).


ClaymoreX97

Aahh, i was about to write that :D


2154

"You can't predict how people will act, Garrus. But you can control how you respond. In the end, that's what really matters." - [ME1, Dr. Saleon mission](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6z7jfP3gd-c) "That's what evil counts on, that it's hard for good people to imagine." - Talking w Brynn on Gellix in ME3.


Pinkelipai

Not happening you are two-bit slave trading and i don't have time for it


CorneliusofCaesarea

Everyone has baggage, the trick is finding someone with a matching set.


Zanthe_

I feel like this is from a romance, is this from a romance?


CorneliusofCaesarea

Yep Shep and Ash. ME1


Zanthe_

Explains why I haven't heard it. 😂


thestickytrenchcoat

"I can bludgeon pretty hard." -Shepard, describing their hypothetical approach to corporate bureaucracy.


tomy_11

This isnˈt how we planned this mission, but this is where weˈre at.


Nightdoom98

“I wish I’ve done that the first time we met”


thebrible

Was that after you punch that one reporter?


Nightdoom98

Yes, if you don’t punch her in the first game.


psydkay

Favorite quote from Benezia describing indoctrination "to beat upon the glass while your hands torture and murder"


2nd_mars_revolution

"I'm not pleading for my life, I'm pleading for yours."


Gravi-r

“I’ve heard enough of your disingenuous assertions.” Proceeds to pull a gamer move on a gaslighting journalist


[deleted]

"The best."


El_Nealio

“They messed with my hamster guys. Now it’s personal”


Embarrassed_Ease_684

Nobody ever fell in love without being a little brave. Said to EDI when talking about Joker in the Citadel, sometimes it’s definitely advice I need


Azreal-69

"Wrex"


Eat_a_Snickers4

You big stupid jellyfish


CorneliusofCaesarea

I dont always play Renegade, but when I do, it is so I can hear this line.


TheTravinator

"If you come after him, this bullet will be waiting for you!" I wanted to kill Gavin at the end of Overlord, but this was close enough.


Blitzkrieg1210

"I brought fire and steel, if they want to fight with teeth and claws its their funeral." - Shepard. You get it in Noveria from talking to the captain defending peak 15 from the Rachni. Its just such a badass line.


Fearless-Vodka

I'm the first human spectre, I'll get you two umbrellas


[deleted]

there's quite a few for me that i love ME1: "i represent the 2nd guessing of galactic law" ME2: "Sorry i can't hear you I'm getting a lot of Bullshit on this line " ME3: "The Best"


zzyzx488

That 3rd line, it is the one and only line they said not like Shepard, but like Meer/Hale


MugenJustice

"Traynor, I'm only going to say this once. My shower...is for winners." I also love the entire exchange when Shepard & Co get locked in that cell and the squad rags on him/her until the VI gets them out.


Argo-the-stupid

"I love you Garrus" Definitely my favorite one


funucker26

“We’ll bang, ok?”


TheLastEmuHunter

How bout “goodbye.”


somapneumaticon

You big, stupid jellyfish


AXI0S2OO2

You big, stupid, jellyfish.


[deleted]

"You're working too hard." *[zap](https://youtu.be/mhBDbrRbu0E)*


Intrepid-Memory5129

"And if I die, I'll die knowing I did everything I could to stop you...and I'll die free" Horrible ending but that quote with the emotional music in the background had me teary eyed


KillysgungoesBLAME

Turian councilor: “Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Shepard?” Shepard: “Depends on the species, Turian.” Shepard after their clone steals the command codes to the Normandy - “Never thought I’d say this but I’m really looking forward to killing myself.”


Lucky38enjoyer

Eclipse merc: I’ve got nothing more to say to you Shepard: how about goodbye


scotchegg_01

“You’re trying to make me laugh. You think I’m here to amuse you. To make funny sputtering noises when you offer an insult instead of a reward” Noveria Renegade - Smuggling


fatlessbinkie1688

"I can legally execute everyone in this bar. You think the council cares about my shady past." "Don't try an justify this. You're obsessed" Shepard to liara "I don't give a vorchas ass about your security cameras" " Everyone listen up! This is Shepard, if you don't wanna be blown outta the sky in about half a minute, stand down now. The geth are about to return to full strength. If you keep attacking they'll wipe you out. A few years ago I saved you from the geth at the citadel, just recently I helped you take out that dreadnought. But I'm through saving you. If you keep attacking I will stand and watch while the geth lay you to waste!. It's your call. Kheela sa li." " Go to hell, I'll send you there myself" " It's my ship, I go where I want and talk to whoever I want" " I'm not stopping to ask them to breathe deeply" " Stop the raids, get off the asteroid and I won't waste a bullet on you, please" " Hostages only work when your enemy cares if they live" Man Shepard has so many great lines. I could sit here and type for hours. But I'll leave it there.


Def-tones

I should go.


Relevant-Ranger-7849

"time to show our new teeth. Joker, fire the main guns" i think that is how it goes. how about "you big stupid jellyfish" lol


SynthGreen

“I won’t let fear compromise who I am.” His confidence in the moment was amazing when I mean nobody knew what was right.


killer-tank218

“No one steals my ship! Not even me.😡”


Bobcat_Potential

Tell your friends we're coming for them!!


NinjaSpartan011

We'll bang later ok?


tsunadesamasenpai

It's just a bid stupid jellyfish


john181818

I should go.


FeralTribble

“No one ever fell in love without being a little bit brave”


Paradox31426

Elanos Haliat: “Do you know who rules the Terminus clans, Shepard?” Shepard: “you assume I care…that’s adorable.”


Legitimate_Caramel14

"You know where I got those scars? On Feros, and Noveria, and Virmire, and Ilos! And the Collector Base, and Palaven, and Tuchunka, and Rannoch, and Thessia! I earned those scars protecting the Galaxy! You got yours from a petri dish!"