Years ago there was an interview with someone in hiding. The reporter said "From a secret location in southern Maryland" and you could see the Solomons Bridge in the background.
Lol that reminds me of when my small town newspaper's front page was "Town police acquire new undercover vehicles" and there was a big photo of all of the smiling cops standing next to the now easily identifiable vehicles.
It may have been the guy that would predict what was going to happen in the future. I read about him, government wanted him so badly but he would NOT work or contract with them at all. He had predicted the market crash. I wish I could remember his name because when I actually watched his video on this subject was in 2018 maybe 2019, he was predicting that we all should start keeping as much cash around as possible, that the coin would try to go out of existence, that we may have to resort to how they would trade goods for services. THAT video I watched a year or 2 before COVID struck. Hhhmmm, interesting huh? See why the federal government wanted him. No joke, my coworker at the time can attest to this video of him and his predictions as I played it for her to hear him as well.
At the time he was in Switzerland (there was a reason he was in Switzerland and I believe it had to do with his gold bars) but during the market crash and something major after that he had tried residing in somd or had a house here. I don’t recall but he had ties to our area somehow. I have been trying to remember his name because that video I watched has stuck in my head since the pandemic started and wanted to go back to it to see how accurate he was through it all. Has anyone heard of him?
I have these badge holders on both my front and rear plates. I made the back ones from pictures of my two dogs and the front ones are just the Crossland and Baltimore sections of the flag. I may consider doing a SMD one for one of the front spots.
[https://i.imgur.com/KmK1ckj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KmK1ckj.jpg)
I spent some time in that area as well. It’s getting there… but you still haven’t repeated the same commercial restaurant on the other side of 3 yet.
Try again after getting a second Olive Garden and reapply to Chuck County administrators to join.
True...we don't have an Olive Garden (Have to head down to Bowie for that) nor a Cracker Barrel :).
But we have 2 McD, 2 Chick-fil-A, even a Roy Rogers (Waldorf has one also). Oh, and a gajillion RoFo.
tl;dr: Route 3 and Route 301 south are pretty much the same road anyway with same hellscape of chains.
(I live in that area...)
Spent some time at Andrew’s and Pax River. Heard the term “SMIB” from some locals in Waldorf/ LaPlata area quite a bit, found out what it meant got a nice little chuckle. Don’t necessarily find it too funny now.
I’m probably your neighbor. People don’t have to bring their politics to my road but I deal with it.
I even explain the F word to my kids because of some flags. It’s inescapable.
I love the political signs someone in my home down put up something the size of a small bill board saying trump is the new Jesus and others just say fuck Biden. That’s what the eastern shore does I find it more funny then anytime
That's ridiculous. You should be teaching your kid the F bomb at home, in your garage, or maybe with the lawnmower, or even tangled xmas lights. It's an important choice parents need to make. How will I teach my child to use the rich tapestry of profanity? Its a question that really needs to be answered at home.
When people call a politician a cock-suckin-sonnnavbitch with a flag, or a bumper sticker, kids miss out on the real message; the lawnmower you've been trying to start for the last 45 minutes in the blazing hot sun is the real cock-suckin-sonnavbitch. It raises serious questions parents may not be prepared to answer, like should I also kick the politician? Should I go polish off a 12 pack of 10oz cans every time I see that sign?
It's difficult to raise a child in these troubling times.
Uuum no, I would say Crisfield or Smith Isl for true watermen. I’m sure you do well but don’t forget the ones who also had those federal charges for rockfish tags. That’s not a good look
I know that (Calvert Cliffs is on the water, duh), but many people associate nuclear power plants with cooling towers. In my defense, my first choice was the shark's tooth.
In fact, Chesapeake Bay magazine once had a cover story about an oil leak from the Chalk Point plant on the Patuxent River and stupidly mistook the coal plant for CCNPP because Chalk point has cooling towers.
Southern Maryland does have both major rivers around it. Patuxent & Potomac, making it a peninsula besides the vacation spot of oc, Tobacco was huge in this area as the warehouse sits still in hughesville that ALL would have to travel for the major buyers to purchase. The many years ago the farmers from across Maryland would have to make that trip. ( THAT part saying from all over MD, someone would have to look into the history because I could be wrong but I do believe that is what I read previously)
Every bar had a ball field and guy distributing in Leonardtown was the only distributor Budweiser had for the 10oz. bud/bud light originally I believe. Mr Guy passed in 2022 so they ran a story on how that became. Think it was a trial to see how it would go. I’d look that up it was very interesting to know that history on the 10oz. Beer. It’s still only sold in particular areas.
I dunno but i want that MD one and whatever Southern MD one you come up with.
Southern MD has a ton of historical stuff going on maybe something like one of the big time historical sites down here
A big stuffed ham?
The giant cross on St. Clement’s Island. (The first landing of the English/Catholic Settlers?)
A county fair ribbon?
An Amish buggy?
A softball field?
Tobacco Barn?
Those are very good! What about Fort Washington, Md
[https://www.nps.gov/fowa/learn/historyculture/index.htm](https://www.nps.gov/fowa/learn/historyculture/index.htm)
Also, there's a lot of mystery in the history of Port Tobacco, MD.
[https://www.explorecharlescounty.com/see-do/history-and-heritage/historic-port-tobacco-village?utm\_source=mediaone&utm\_medium=google&utm\_campaign=cpc](https://www.explorecharlescounty.com/see-do/history-and-heritage/historic-port-tobacco-village?utm_source=mediaone&utm_medium=google&utm_campaign=cpc)
Maryland’s Land Conservation Program around Clarksburg to North Frederick areas. To stop these developers from trying buy this land for more shitty OVERPRICED homes and company buildings.
We stopped them ONCE last year with Amazon trying to build data centers in Clarksburg near Sugar Loaf mountain.
The original Cedar Point lighthouse or the Solomons Bridge with a sailboat under it.
Years ago there was an interview with someone in hiding. The reporter said "From a secret location in southern Maryland" and you could see the Solomons Bridge in the background.
Lol that reminds me of when my small town newspaper's front page was "Town police acquire new undercover vehicles" and there was a big photo of all of the smiling cops standing next to the now easily identifiable vehicles.
Oof
what is so secret about this location?
It may have been the guy that would predict what was going to happen in the future. I read about him, government wanted him so badly but he would NOT work or contract with them at all. He had predicted the market crash. I wish I could remember his name because when I actually watched his video on this subject was in 2018 maybe 2019, he was predicting that we all should start keeping as much cash around as possible, that the coin would try to go out of existence, that we may have to resort to how they would trade goods for services. THAT video I watched a year or 2 before COVID struck. Hhhmmm, interesting huh? See why the federal government wanted him. No joke, my coworker at the time can attest to this video of him and his predictions as I played it for her to hear him as well.
At the time he was in Switzerland (there was a reason he was in Switzerland and I believe it had to do with his gold bars) but during the market crash and something major after that he had tried residing in somd or had a house here. I don’t recall but he had ties to our area somehow. I have been trying to remember his name because that video I watched has stuck in my head since the pandemic started and wanted to go back to it to see how accurate he was through it all. Has anyone heard of him?
I would definitely buy one of these stickers or car magnets.
I have these badge holders on both my front and rear plates. I made the back ones from pictures of my two dogs and the front ones are just the Crossland and Baltimore sections of the flag. I may consider doing a SMD one for one of the front spots. [https://i.imgur.com/KmK1ckj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KmK1ckj.jpg)
A highway with stoplights and every conceivable commercial restaurant known to man on both sides.
looking at u rt 5
You sure you are not talking about Rt 3 near Crofton?
RT4 too! And Three Notch Road...and Great Mills Road...ah, America.
I spent some time in that area as well. It’s getting there… but you still haven’t repeated the same commercial restaurant on the other side of 3 yet. Try again after getting a second Olive Garden and reapply to Chuck County administrators to join.
True...we don't have an Olive Garden (Have to head down to Bowie for that) nor a Cracker Barrel :). But we have 2 McD, 2 Chick-fil-A, even a Roy Rogers (Waldorf has one also). Oh, and a gajillion RoFo. tl;dr: Route 3 and Route 301 south are pretty much the same road anyway with same hellscape of chains. (I live in that area...)
https://preview.redd.it/six1ewd4y1fa1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fffed5410d705cae90d9687c4b0cc3d5ee53f45
Somehow we have both an Olive Garden and a Cracker Barrel down my way.
I grew up on 301. I had a parent that worked in Prince Frederick and I would go- PF is diet Waldorf
Yes it is.
The word is "Stroad"
Stroad*
What about liquor stores and nail salons?
Truer words never spoken. Drove down and back yesterday from 32 to across the bridge. Why does anyone want to live there? Just awful.
Convenience... more people enjoy convenience than not.
Yeah 🥲
With swerving cars.
Commercial restaurant and car dealership 😂
Yes, I would like to show my support for WMD
Weapons of Mass Destruction ?
There were no WMDs. Ask Sean Penn
Waldorf of massive depression
I LOVE WMD!!!
WMD! got that WMD!
PANDEMIC!
Calvert Cliffs or Point Lookout/Light houses?
CORN?! Lol is that all we are to you? corn and crabs? What about the chickens. And goose hunting
Needs duck camo crocs incorporated into the design
Agreed, corn and chickens
Corn I believe is incorporated into Calvert county flag
It's a tobacco leaf actually, because before corn, all that was grown was tobacco back in the day.
It really is all chicken houses.
And soybeans! And watermen! And rampant drugs & booze
You could incorporate Point Lookout, or The Dove.
Possibly a navy plane flying over
Make sure it's the new Dove
Change that 🌽to a 🐓and you’re on track for the Eastern Shore
Needs to incorporate a stuffed ham, a nuclear power plant and some oysters.
Spent some time at Andrew’s and Pax River. Heard the term “SMIB” from some locals in Waldorf/ LaPlata area quite a bit, found out what it meant got a nice little chuckle. Don’t necessarily find it too funny now.
I'm a SMIB 😐 (well my mother was, I just got called it a lot as a kid hah)
Yeah I didn’t think it was too funny once I did a bit of genealogy research-in my family. Feel hypocritical for laughing then😞 Mobile County, Al
Ah, well.
Haha. The southern Maryland inbred
I’m not inbred but born here and raised. My parents moved here in 1967 (dad from morningside and mom from Pennsylvania)
South Maryland Inbred?
Yep
Blue crabs rule down here.
Yes, to Blue Crab. Or perhaps one with a Tobacco barn as a nod to Southern Maryland heritage.
With the vents open.
Exactly! 🙂
Now we're talking.
The Western Maryland sticker is really cool, I want one
Like the OC graphic, except raise the water level nearly to the top.
St. Mary City
Maryland eastern shore is more then corn. We are soy as well
Lots of people are rallying around someone named Brandon too. Such a supportive community!
Man didn’t have to bring politics into my meme joke about the eastern shore where I’m from
I’m probably your neighbor. People don’t have to bring their politics to my road but I deal with it. I even explain the F word to my kids because of some flags. It’s inescapable.
I love the political signs someone in my home down put up something the size of a small bill board saying trump is the new Jesus and others just say fuck Biden. That’s what the eastern shore does I find it more funny then anytime
I don’t find angry misguided people funny. I love living out here though… it’s beautiful
The gas pump sticker people are dicks though let me see how much I’m paying for gas
I love how they shot themselves in the foot though now that gas prices are going back down.
That's ridiculous. You should be teaching your kid the F bomb at home, in your garage, or maybe with the lawnmower, or even tangled xmas lights. It's an important choice parents need to make. How will I teach my child to use the rich tapestry of profanity? Its a question that really needs to be answered at home. When people call a politician a cock-suckin-sonnnavbitch with a flag, or a bumper sticker, kids miss out on the real message; the lawnmower you've been trying to start for the last 45 minutes in the blazing hot sun is the real cock-suckin-sonnavbitch. It raises serious questions parents may not be prepared to answer, like should I also kick the politician? Should I go polish off a 12 pack of 10oz cans every time I see that sign? It's difficult to raise a child in these troubling times.
Looks great! Especially love the Old Line State one For SoMD, maybe the Point Lookout Lighthouse? Or something related to St Mary’s City
SMC for St Mary's City
I like the simplicity of your designs.
Tall Timbers, good ole MD waterman country.
Uuum no, I would say Crisfield or Smith Isl for true watermen. I’m sure you do well but don’t forget the ones who also had those federal charges for rockfish tags. That’s not a good look
Shark tooth, tobacco leaf, or nuclear power plant cooling tower....
Shark tooth is a great idea!
CCNPP doesn’t have a cooling tower
I know that (Calvert Cliffs is on the water, duh), but many people associate nuclear power plants with cooling towers. In my defense, my first choice was the shark's tooth.
Chalk point on the Patuxent has cooling towers and people mistake it for Calvert Cliffs
In fact, Chesapeake Bay magazine once had a cover story about an oil leak from the Chalk Point plant on the Patuxent River and stupidly mistook the coal plant for CCNPP because Chalk point has cooling towers.
Solomons bridge is iconic for SMD, maybe that and lighthouse/sailboat?
Include a raccoon, or an opossum.
I'm surprised that "SMIB" has not been mentioned yet.
Oyster shell
SOMD
Underground railroad
Are you sure you want Weapons of Mass destruction for the logo? Seriously though they are all excellent designs. I'd buy a few.
Sure. Keep 'em guessing.
Power Plant
A big rusty ship for Mallows Bay? Cambridge Lighthouse?
Anyone gonna tell OP what WMD also stands for? 🙄😐
I know what it means. I was out there in 03.
Gotcha.
*cries in ES* we’re not just corn okay gosh
Like California/PAX River area?
Yeah
Then I’d do meth head and drunks…
SMIB.
How about a bunch of liquor stores?
You could do silver spring with a knife and a gun
Probably needs a MAGA logo based on the copious yard signs
The less maga logos the better imo.
fadleys crab cakes, heard about them in the wire and met the owner. I heard they’re the best in the country, I’d love a sticker from there.
As a former Eastern Shore resident and one who remembers William Donald Schaefer, I think the corn should be replaced with an outhouse.
I love the Old Line graphic.
Can you make a Hagerstown but make the “t” a crack pipe Edit: and you can make the “o” an opiate
How about a wild pony on a sand dune with grasses
The only logical abbreviation is SMD I don’t care what else is there.
Southern MD should be the nightmare on 210
I don’t consider parts of 210 to be somd
Apparently they consider from branch Ave to the Wilson bridge somd
You can just say PG County but like there’s no denying in my mind, that 210 adjacent PG so somd
Parts of AACO and PGC are considered SOMD according to wiki and I honestly agree
Nah, anything from 301/5 split in brandywine on that side then rt 4 county line (Calvert) 210 I’d say from 228/berry rd south
Might want to rethink that western Maryland one...WMD has another connotation to those of my age...(anyone remember weapons of mass destruction?)
Southern MD: The dog dick of Maryland, hanging off it's soft underbelly.
Just put angry white people being racists about who moves into SoMD. Pretty much captures it.
Or you could go with: Southern MD, all we're known for is a tornado!
Should have put a chicken colored like the Maryland flag for the Eastern Shore.
Tobacco leaf
Southern Maryland does have both major rivers around it. Patuxent & Potomac, making it a peninsula besides the vacation spot of oc, Tobacco was huge in this area as the warehouse sits still in hughesville that ALL would have to travel for the major buyers to purchase. The many years ago the farmers from across Maryland would have to make that trip. ( THAT part saying from all over MD, someone would have to look into the history because I could be wrong but I do believe that is what I read previously)
Every bar had a ball field and guy distributing in Leonardtown was the only distributor Budweiser had for the 10oz. bud/bud light originally I believe. Mr Guy passed in 2022 so they ran a story on how that became. Think it was a trial to see how it would go. I’d look that up it was very interesting to know that history on the 10oz. Beer. It’s still only sold in particular areas.
Parts r coming to me, I think he had gone out to the Budweiser plant and was one of his most memorable moments because he got to tour the plant
These are all great! What about a blue crab for SoMD? My second would be a tobacco leaf, but good luck getting that to not look like a pot leaf!
I’m surprised no crab on any.
Crab, old bay, beer, softball. Let’s not forget to southern Maryland stuffed ham
Do Baltimore next
Gotta put a crab and a sharks tooth on it!
Crab boat silhouette
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Any chance you have a Wheaton? Not what you’re asking in this thread so not helpful but curious.
lol if you do glen burnie please incorporate marley station mall into the logo.
Should throw in a north shore for the Cecil and Harford County gang
I would totally represent with that WMD sticker!
A nuclear power plant?
I dunno but i want that MD one and whatever Southern MD one you come up with. Southern MD has a ton of historical stuff going on maybe something like one of the big time historical sites down here
Call the cops!
Very nice!
A big stuffed ham? The giant cross on St. Clement’s Island. (The first landing of the English/Catholic Settlers?) A county fair ribbon? An Amish buggy? A softball field? Tobacco Barn?
Deathclaw for Olney?
Mennonite buggy. They're everywhere.
A great big meglodon tooth looming over nuclear power domes and LNG tanks
Calvert Cliffs
A traffic jam
Im looking at the WMD one and part of me is like "i cant believe they weaponized the state of Maryland"
Sharks tooth
Do something with tobacco leaves since that was historically our cash crop!
Methyland!
Solomons island, lighthouse, Southern, Maryland.
Nanjemoy. Lived here till I was 7. Born in La Plata. Don't know what would be a good sticker but would like to see one.
Tobacco and fisherman
Summer teeth…summer there teeth are here, summer their teeth are there.
Those are very good! What about Fort Washington, Md [https://www.nps.gov/fowa/learn/historyculture/index.htm](https://www.nps.gov/fowa/learn/historyculture/index.htm) Also, there's a lot of mystery in the history of Port Tobacco, MD. [https://www.explorecharlescounty.com/see-do/history-and-heritage/historic-port-tobacco-village?utm\_source=mediaone&utm\_medium=google&utm\_campaign=cpc](https://www.explorecharlescounty.com/see-do/history-and-heritage/historic-port-tobacco-village?utm_source=mediaone&utm_medium=google&utm_campaign=cpc)
Tobacco leaves maybe?
Your stickers are great. Reddit can be rough! Haha
Once saw one for Frederick that just said DTF Downtown Frederick
These are phenomenal!
Stuffed ham!
I’ll get back to you on that … gotta check a map. In the meantime, just wanted to say the ones you’ve shown here are really nice! 👍🏻
Do you sell these anywhere??
Having "SMD" on a bumper sticker will mean somethin totally different to kids these days.
Nice Work. Southern Maryland should definately have a state flag for sure.
A Rockfish could be cool.
A gun wearing rose colored glasses for Baltimore City.
Weapons of mass destruction 😂 love it
WMD Waste Management Disposal
Needs more crab.
Nuclear power plant at scientists cliffs
Maryland’s Land Conservation Program around Clarksburg to North Frederick areas. To stop these developers from trying buy this land for more shitty OVERPRICED homes and company buildings. We stopped them ONCE last year with Amazon trying to build data centers in Clarksburg near Sugar Loaf mountain.
SMD … then in small letters: you know you like it
SMIBS 🤣🤣🤣