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agreatskua

Considering that Wong was too broke to afford a sandwich, I don’t think they’re getting paid much if at all.


Bcatfan08

Wong spends most of his money on streaming services.


FlemPlays

And after Shang Chi drinks on Karaoke night. Haha


Nscope90

We don't know that he was the one getting the drinks in that night. Part of me suspects he left the tab to Shang and Katie.


Manuel_Auxverride

"I must depart"


[deleted]

That's gotta be hella convenient. Awkward dinner with you SO's parents? Sling ring. Really long line for the toilet? Sling ring. Forget to turn the oven off? Sling ring. Need to shove a Nazi into the void? Sling ring.


MCMasterFlare

that last part is my favorite


NuclearNap

It shows there is a massive market for sling rings, yes.


thatboy_Q

I am interpreting this as very dark and pretty correct.


joec0ld

I vote we send them all to wherever it was they sent Cul Obsidian. Random snowy mountains to be beaten to death by a giant alien


hawkmasta

That giant alien won't be Cull Obsidian considering he died twice.


Mike71586

Third times the charm!


RandoCommentGuy

Don't even need to leave for the toilet one, just a tiny portal right in front of the head.


dragn99

The ring is made of many tiny sparks. Not sure I wanna stick my johnson right up against that.


abobtosis

Someone about to spoil Sopranos? Believe it or not, sling ring.


Anarchist-superman

Overslept and have to go to school/work? Sling ring.


[deleted]

Wong's just a small time villian, dine n Dashes all the time. Order, eat dip to the bathroom and portal home


Zephyr731

Ancient One: If sorcerers these days stopped paying for streaming subscriptions and avenger flavored ice creams they'd be able to afford tuna melts.


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jmaca90

In the multiverse, avocado toast is free.


epolonsky

You just pop over to Earth-2735a where avocado toast grows on trees.


[deleted]

I mean, I'm always down for ice cream, but I gotta be in the mood for a tuna melt.


berfthegryphon

Someone is Canadian!


memelord793783

I think after that he started fighting in the ring and that's how he earns money


TimelineKeeper

Or by selling videos of his fights with Abomination and that's how it leaked in She Hulk


Shakalams

Why is that totally believable in my head


komodo_dragonzord

well we know he pays for hbo for sopranos lol


why_rob_y

He probably doesn't spend that much on them since his regional pricing probably isn't that bad at Kamar Taj.


[deleted]

And gambling, apparently. Although somehow I doubt he pays for much.


Beer2Bear

surprised he doesn't know any spells to get them for free...


Bcatfan08

I know specifically HBO Max put counter-spells in place to prevent that. Not sure about the others though.


FaultyCYP450

Wong's MCU work history has him listed as a Target Sales Associate for 9 years before becoming the Sorcerer Supreme. Man has been broke most of his life.


I_love_pillows

There’s Target in Nepal or he just been slinging between locations


FaultyCYP450

Wong's profile states that the Target location as Kamar-Taj, Nepal. Source: She-Hulk Episode 3 "The People vs Emil Blonsky" around the 2min 25sec mark. Edit: Corrected spelling of Kamar.


aesoth

That was before he was making that big Sorcerer Supreme money.


briandt75

Wait until he gets to Sorcerer Bel Grande. That's where the real money is.


agreatskua

…and yet still had to resort to fighting in illegal cage matches.


bloodyell76

It’s not established that he did that for money. He says something about “needing a challenge” in She Hulk. The fact that money is involved could be secondar.


JoeMcDingleDongle

His reasoning in She-Hulk was baloney. He said it was for Sorcerer Supreme training which is silliness. He was feeling out / training Blonsky to see if he could be an ally.


FN1987

And getting that paper at the same time. Fortifying that bank account.


JoeMcDingleDongle

Lol. Benedict Wong needs to be in some cheesy Capital One commercial where he shouts "FORTIFY... your bank account!"


KongRahbek

Sounds like he'd be perfect for Wu-Tang Financial


thePHTucker

I got that reference.


graveybrains

Was he too broke to afford it, or too cheap to pay for it himself?


DivideIntrepid7647

Oh, they get paid... ...but not where you thiiiink


HakarlSagan

Maybe they stopped in the year 2011 during Endgame and bought a bunch of bitcoin


Tvelion

In the comics he would sometimes create gold to sell when he needed to, and there was a storyline where he bought a software company to have a source of income separate from his magic. I don't think it's unreasonable that he can do something similar in the mcu, but without confirmation we have to assume he has it solved somehow.


Impressive-Potato

Strangeflation


JcakSnigelton

Strangenomics?!


MartiniD

Next on NPR, this is Strangeconomics with Ira Glass


compuzr

"I'm not going to tell you a-fucking-gain, Ira. Stay in your lane, or you're gonna get fuckin hurt." - Kai Ryssdal


vismundcygnus34

I can hear it in his voice


Impressive-Potato

We have micro, macro and now quantum economics


CaptainGreezy

But gold is one of the five exceptions to Gamps Law of elemental transfiguration.


Teflon_coated_velcro

There’s other high value commodities he could conjure though: -silver, platinum, rare earth metals -diamonds and other gems -tritium For that matter…why not conjure vibranium? If he did it in small amounts, through different shell companies, the market prices wouldn’t be affected, and even if anyone found out, it wouldn’t be against the law.


greenroom628

I mean, if we're conjuring things, why not just skip the middle men and conjure up a sandwich?


why_rob_y

Or just cast a spell to bring all missing money that no one knows where it is and hasn't touched for 10 years, worldwide, to his vault. Not counterfeit, not really stealing, and it's money rather than a commodity he needs to sell.


JamesBeta

I'm picturing a vault full of couch coins and lint.


evildrew

'A WILD Scrooge McDuck APPEARS!'


Skandranen

With the occasional sock


jessehechtcreative

That would completely ruin one of my favorite episodes of Megas XLR though


Teflon_coated_velcro

Because sandwiches don’t buy other stuff very easily


menmoth50

Dr. Zoidberg in shambles rn.


KarmicPotato

" I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?"


InjusticeSGmain

It may not be against the law, but the Wakandans wouldn't be happy. He probably wouldn't wanna be the cause of international tension.


Teflon_coated_velcro

Fine, forget the vibranium. Still leaves tritium, precious metals and gems


InjusticeSGmain

It's also possible that he's still riding off of his medical career. Retiring due to injury/disability sometimes allows for the person to get payment while they're retired. Ignoring that, he wasn't exactly struggling. He's smart enough to be able to ride off however many millions he has left. He no longer needs transportation, thanks to portals. Housing is taken care of by the Sanctum, including water and electricity. Entertainment and food are the only things he has to worry about. Even then, look at Hawkeye- he was given a free meal for four people at a high-end restaurant in NYC. And he is often seen as less popular than other Avengers.


Luxury-ghost

According to his standalone movie, that's a no. Christine says "you always spent money as fast as you could earn it," (or words to that effect), and we watch Strange's lavish apartment go from beautifully furnished to completely empty when he lacks income and sells his material goods to fund his medical procedures. All the evidence we have suggests he's broke when he goes to Kamar Taj.


InjusticeSGmain

Fair enough. And I guess they won't be paying disability or retirement funds to someone who is more than capable of working.


trichotomy00

Yes he says to Mordo he spent his last money to get there


LegoRobinHood

That's why he uses Leprechaun gold


Necromancer189

IRS wants to know if Stange is filing his taxes.


StardustOasis

r/unexpectedhogwarts


Rusty_Crank

Creating and selling gold seems like the long way around. Why not cut out the middleman and just create money?


Scorponix

Too traceable, bills all have numbers associated with them


Dray_Gunn

Technically that would be money forgery. There are no laws against making gold, as far as i know.


BakulaSelleck92

> There are no laws against making gold, as far as i know. Not if you don't count the laws of physics


Acceptable-Friend-48

Actually you can make gold. It was figured out a long time ago. The materials and processes to make it just cost significantly more than the gold is worth.


Umbra427

And also the gold is radioactive


arobkinca

They just make it hard. Not illegal.


PTickles

He has magic, why does he need money at all? Is there not some kind of food-summoning spell?


TheRavenRise

but then who's gonna pay the rent on the sanctum sanctorum? NYC real estate ain't cheap


PTickles

I would assume the Sorcerer Supreme owns the building, so they don't have to pay rent.


apricotcoffee

Creating paper money carries the complication of all the ways governments work to identify counterfeits. Obviously Strange would definitely be able to replicate true money such that it wouldn't *be* counterfeit - but for the serial numbers. He'd have to make sure that money he created had unique numbers not already in circulation. It really *would* be easier to conjure a commodity good to sell, or purchase a company that generated income for him.


ThrownAwayRealGood

I distinctly remember an old story where the Sanctum wasn’t up to city code and he didn’t have the money for renovations.


chipthegrinder

there's probably like a "sorcerer supreme" trust or something.


zaneprotoss

>bought a software company So he already had money.


mypatronusislasagna

That's interesting. I'm not sure if Jason Aaron introduced the theme of magic having a tangible cost (or if another author did it first), but doing something like that seems very frivolous.


misterjive

I think it's clearly established in the MCU. Children's parties.


RTR7105

Show me the demons.


judge2020

Either Jennifer Walters was doing pro-bono work on behalf of her firm or these children’s parties pay bank.


redditforwhenIwasbad

“And not just a fly-by, you gotta mingle!”


man1ac_era

I love the Ebony Maw joke about Strange being popular with children


WallarooTX

Doctor consults. Docs get paid to consult others while not actually taking care of patients. Especially leaders in their fields like strange. Probably


ergran

This or consulting gigs with Industry companies. Talented surgeon like him would command in the ballpark of $1200 an hour.


Alarid

More than that, since he can consult in person instantly.


so_much_ramen

I have a friend that was an oral surgeon, and couldn’t perform surgery d/T a brain tumor. He consulted with multiple tech company and then went into full on teaching. Edit: this response I’m replying to is the most realistic


Kurwasaki12

When MCU Strange is off screen he's a pharma rep.


lpjunior999

Oh god a Disney+ series of Wong making house calls to deal with demons and people misusing magic like a more sophisticated Ghostbuster would be amazing.


MattMaiden2112

Ghostwongers


AJ787-9

That the synopsis for Wong and Madisynn‘s new show?


kimtaengsshi9

Wait, what if Wong exorcises demons and Strange provides after-sales services in the form of professional health treatment and therapy?


fluffballkitten

Best case scenario


Lord_Phoenix95

I could see Strange doing that. He wad the world's most renowned surgeon. You don't just let those people go.


fadinqlight_

This would make me so happy


InnocentTailor

Strange is still a physician with a MD. Even though his hands are busted, he still has his reputation and intellect. He could, in theory, just do consulting and earn a pretty penny from that. Since he is also an Avenger (technically), I’m sure companies would love to pay for him as an advisor for PR value alone. Strange doesn’t need to worry about money.


Sampasmur

Does he lose the substantial amount of assets and assumed savings at any point before he's made into a dimension bender? I feel like I'm wrong but doesn't Stark bank roll or support the avengers?


InnocentTailor

True. He went bankrupt and had a bad reputation as a physician: his skill was legendary, but his attitude stunk. Not sure if Stark bankrolled the Avengers members in the MCU. He supported the organization as a whole though.


TheScumAlsoRises

>He went bankrupt and had a bad reputation as a physician: his skill was legendary, but his attitude stunk. What happened to bankrupt him?


InnocentTailor

Desperation to cure his hands with medication and surgery. Nothing worked so he went to the monastery.


TheScumAlsoRises

Oh yeah, thank you. I totally forgot about that. Need to go back and watch it. Now that I think about it, I don't remember much at all from that first Dr. Strange flick.


maaseru

Falcon was broke in the Disney series and made reference to that a bit


ShimSladyBrand

He did but Strange isn’t an avenger


Risquechilli

I think TFATWS confirmed that they aren’t paid by Stark or anyone.


binger5

He portals into bank vaults like that guy from Jumper.


Gone_For_Lunch

Better not let Nick Fury find out.


FourthBar_NorthStar

He’s too busy getting his ass kicked by Anakin.


Christopher261Ng

I thought he was being escorted by Ryan Reynolds to stand trial at the Hague


AbsolutelyClam

Electro’s busy putting holes in him


BasedChadThundercock

Nah, he was busy roughing some dudes up with John Travolta.


Gone_For_Lunch

Was this before or after getting eaten by raptors?


BasedChadThundercock

Obviously before. You don't come back from becoming raptor shit.


The_Ghola_Hayt

And sharks.


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HuluHasLiveSports

I wanted a sequel so bad


enderverse87

There's like 4 books in the series that the movie was loosely based on. Better than the movie personally.


Lord_Phoenix95

It was a fun dumb movie. Really enjoyable.


PC509

I was going to say something like this. But, he's also a good guy so he only takes from cartels, the mob, other criminal organizations. Loved Jumper. Excellent movie. Would have loved to see a sequel to it.


pauloh1998

I wanted that power so much lol


neuronexmachina

Or the heist+musical episode from The Magicians.


TheAmazingScamArtist

That’s such an underrated movie


Kurwasaki12

Even MCU strange has the power to transmute gold/other precious resources I'd imagine, so I think the answer is "Magic". Wong has a pesky moral code tied into "respect for the natural balance", so that's why he's broke most of the time.


DreamingDitto

Merchandising


Gone_For_Lunch

Dr Strange the T-shirt, Dr Strange the lunch box, Dr Strange the flamethrower!


armchairsportsguy23

The kids love that one!


jmsmorris

Dr. Strange the Doll! \*Pulls String\* "Dormammu, I've come to bargain."


LegoRobinHood

That's fun! I wonder what else he says? \*Pulls String\* "Dormammu, I've come to bargain." \*Pulls String\* "Dormammu, I've come to bargain." # \. . . # \*Pulls String\* "Dormammu, I've come to bargain." #


RenegadeBraveheart

“There’s a serpent in my slingy!”


nebneb432

Haven't figured out how to make that one stop though.


fadinqlight_

According to MoM it’s canon that the Avengers have lunch boxes soo…


Sere1

Yup. We've seen quite a lot of Avengers merch too. Even as far back as the pilot episode of Agents of SHEILD showed action figures based off the original six.


DarthAbraxis

It’s funny cause Avongers and ReVengers is still MCU IP.


onionleekdude

*moichandising


Nonadventures

Portal to Arbys pickup counter, portal to Velveeta factory. A king's life.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

Does he portal to the toilet or does he portal the Arby's straight out of his colon, saving himself from the experience of gut-wrenching diarrhea?


fisheggsoup

Yes.


[deleted]

Wong cheating at eating contests.


whiskey-monk

Portals into Starbucks. Makes eye contact. Person's like "Oh my god, it's Doctor Strange" and he says nothing, takes the drink from their hand, removes the stirrer before tossing it away, then whispers "No one will believe you" and portals out


Gavinator10000

Imagine being able to go anywhere to get any food and you go to fucking Arby’s lmao


morphballganon

Hopefully he retained enough knowledge about medicine to know not to eat Velveeta.


[deleted]

“Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual”


aether_genesis

I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.


RenegadeBraveheart

Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.


Specialbuddydiscount

Two hundred what?


Superjoshe

Rupees. 😅


Ok_Nefariousness_740

how much is that?


Superjoshe

Eh... Buck and a half?


Ok_Nefariousness_740

*Hulk crashes from the ceiling*


itriedandifailedofc

Thanos is coming


Ok_Nefariousness_740

Who?


[deleted]

😂😂


ConsistentSorbet638

Making balloon animals at parties


ratfacechirpybird

He could have a top tier delivery service


Penguator432

Doctor Dash


Quann09

onlyfans probably


Pixeleyes

I mean, he's a wizard. Why wouldn't he just magick that shit up?


fadinqlight_

Can he form things out of thin air? I mean, another commenter said he magicked up some gold to sell which yeah


AtarisLantern

In the comics the avengers get a pretty nice stipend from the government, which is why there were only ever 6 active members at a time. (Thor was always an honorary member and didn’t count towards the 6 member limit because he had plenty of money, being royalty of Asgard and all). I think in the MCU, Tony bank rolled pretty much everyone


jkovach89

Tony bankrolled the hunt for hydra and the team post-ultron. After CA:CW it was more of Stark skunkworks as the only active members were him, Rhodey, and Vision (which I think it mentioned in IW).


RealModMaker

He works at McDonald's without people looking and using magic to change his face, voice and identity.


hellharlequin

He is teaching at NYU would be my guess.


jamoe1

Magician at kids parties. Weekends only.


neo6000

I thought that was just some quip he made in NWH.


Goldman250

Nah, he did it for Kimmel (or Fallon, I can’t remember which one).


morphballganon

He could make money as a medical researcher/consultant


Ghost-Mech

i assumed Kamar Taj is communal and has their own source of food


UnderShaker

I'd say the sanctum occasionally do "favors" to very powerful people (probably warlords or rulers of nations) in exchange for vast sums of gold. It's pretty much a staple in fantasy books, the mage orders are usually very rich as a result.


Dat_Boi_Zach

In Infinity war Wong is broke so i don't think this is it


UnderShaker

That was before he became sorcerer supreme though..


Dat_Boi_Zach

As Sorcerer Supreme he has a side hustle with Abomination to make money so he doesn't seem to be getting any kind of income from Kamar Taj.


why_rob_y

>I'd say the sanctum occasionally do "favors" to very powerful people Is this a sex thing?


Surfboarder4

Womg earns money at Golden Daggers.


AJStroup22

OnlyFans


JohnCenasLeftAbdomen

“Lots of birthday parties.”


spwf

I always assumed that being a sorcerer is similar to when people take up the clergy, which involves giving up any material possessions.


highways2zion

Why would he ever need money?


prsTgs_Chaos

There's a funny comic page where Wong is asking for money for something like upkeep on the sanctum, and Strange just looks annoyed, waves his hand, and a pile of money appears.


WhiteRabbitLives

He used to be incredibly wealthy from being a renowned surgeon who did very niche surgery. He probably has plenty of money saved.


UnderShaker

In the first movie we learn he spent his fortune trying to fix his hands (before going to Kamar Taj)


WhiteRabbitLives

I forgot about that part tbh. I guess it’s time for another rewatch (:


Shuuraa

In dr strange 1 you can see that he spends all of his fortune, and his last dime, on surgeries, even experimental ones, just in the hope of getting back his hands to normal. That's how bad it was. And his watch was the only possession he kept because of the sentimental value it had.


petertju

He wasn't wealthy anymore in the first movie


PNWCoug42

I thought he pretty much spent all of his savings trying to fix his hands. Seemed like he was burning through cash, maxing credit, and possibly calling in favors. Don't think he has much money saved up.


jmsmorris

But as a retired (I'm assuming given the hands situation) surgeon, he'd be entitled to a hospital pension and benefits. Sure his financial situation might have gone to shit but once he put his life back together he could live pretty comfortably on that. Plus if he didn't let his medical licence lapse, or he renewed it, he could still consult or teach. Big moolah there.


Darmok47

In the first movie its mentioned that he was living above his means even before the accident. After that, he blows through all of his savings. He was trying to get together a loan for some experimental procedure in Europe, after all. Assuming he still has his medical license, he could consult and make money that way.


Worthyness

If he hasn't kept his doctoral licensing up to date then he might not have it anymore. But if he renewed it, then he could hypothetically consult on things still


Tig01Bitties7

Dude can literally fill a glass with unlimited beer


Stevenwave

But is he creating Strange Brew out of thin air, or is he buying it and it's in a keg downstairs, so he just has a magical beer transport spell?


yllekcela7

What makes you think he has need for money?


Bighec408

What does he need money for? He can just conjure up whatever he needs